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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by TVTKOKO(m): 11:41am On Mar 25
Make una drop prices abeg.. dollar dun drop

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Sports / Re: Everton Stay Up On A Dramatic PL Final Day, While Leicester And Leeds Relegated by TVTKOKO(m): 7:48pm On May 28, 2023
Obembet so you're ashamed to tell the whole world how your darling ronaldo bottled the saudi league yesterday abii? undecided undecided Or how Lionel Messi fired PSG to yet another league title that same yesterday?? Your bias is very glaring angry angry angry

Your darling Ronaldo met the desert team leading with six point on the table before he came and spoil their hard earned efforts cry cry cry
No Saudi league title❌
No Saudi cup title❌
No Kings cup title❌
Not even a rubber cup to drink water undecided

Don't you ever mention his name in the same sentence with Lionel Messi again!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Laureus World Sportsman Of The Year Award by TVTKOKO(m): 10:09pm On May 08, 2023
Indigbo:
Like play like play Messi won the World Cup... Messi just dey win awards anyhow since he won the world cup. This guy really relegated C.Ronaldo
If you really watch and understand football you'll know that there was no time cr7 was close to messi. Cr7 is very good but Messi is miles ahead.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins 3 IFFHS Awards For 2022 (Photos) by TVTKOKO(m): 11:23am On Apr 25, 2023
Gbogbowa:
he is just been overated. Tell me what he did this season to get this award, see how bayern beat Psg home and away with messi unable to do anything, until he win champion league with another club then i will regards him
so the world cup he won is irrelevant??

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins 3 IFFHS Awards For 2022 (Photos) by TVTKOKO(m): 11:20am On Apr 25, 2023
hkidola00:
Ronaldo won two golden boots at age 36,Euro and serie a golden boot in a year,I wanna see Messi at 36
lol this is laughable. You'll neglect the fact that Messi just led an underdog Argentine side to the biggest prize in world football?? Or the fact that he also won the best player of the tournament, something he's done twice!
Ronaldo has NEVER won pott in his career.

Ronaldo is a great player no doubt, but when talking football, Messi is just miles ahead of him!
Take this from a neutral football lover

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TV/Movies / Re: 2023: AMVCA 9 Nominees (Full List) by TVTKOKO(m): 10:35pm On Apr 17, 2023
RedChiefPriest:
Anything Agesinkole(king of thieves), I support am.
That film too sweet❤️.
The sweetest traditional film have watched in ages❤️❤️.
That movie gives me shivers! Femi Adebayo ate that role!!!
I'd seriously love to see Tobi Bakre win something too buh that king of Thieves should win every category it's nominated in hands down!
Sports / Re: Messi And Neymar Miss Out, Mbappe Shine As Coman Slays PSG Again by TVTKOKO(m): 8:20am On Feb 15, 2023
kinkymax:
After Winning the world cup, if he likes let him continue scoring own goals henceforth…nobody cares again…in fact let him sleep on d pitch for 90mins… he does not have anything to prove again.. if psg like make dem no qualify in fact make dem relegate for Ligue 1 na there wahala b dat..he is already the undisputed GOAT
Gbam!

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TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan's ‘Anikulapo’ Tops Most Watched Movies On Netflix Naija 2022 by TVTKOKO(m): 2:58pm On Jan 15, 2023
amstamon:
A very stupid and overhyped movie. Jst good graphics but overstretched characters/storylines.
Even this other movie sef elesin oba, very stupid movie, jst an overhyped gilbrish. How could a son who jst arrived from London after many years (medical doctor) killed himself for a stupid old flirt of an abobaku jst because of one stupid tradition.. Doesn't make any sense.
If you really know movies, you'll give it up for
KING OF THIEVES and
THE WOMAN KING (international tho).
You're right about KING OF THIEVES.. It's a far better production than this Anikulapo.. It's also in Yoruba tho..
Phones / Re: Is This Headset Originally From Oraimo? by TVTKOKO(m): 10:43pm On Jan 01, 2023
Peritome:


Please how can one know original?
Oraimo does not have any headphone with this shape.. If you are in kaduna, I'd have point you to where you get original oraimo gadgets

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Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by TVTKOKO(m): 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2022
Bro you are verryy mad and you have no one to tell you.! Just imagine this Ghanaian goat cheesy
Bro it's not your stature it's because you're ugly and lacks self confidence. Inferiority complex pro Max!
You get plenty issues iswear
Sports / Re: 4 Million People Came Out To Welcome Messi & Teammates On The Streets (Pix, Vid) by TVTKOKO(m): 8:24am On Dec 21, 2022
frndfghtr:
Messi should contest for president of argentina
He would win hands down! Lol.. Haven't you heard Messi commands more respect than even the president himself?

He's seen as a god! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by TVTKOKO(m): 8:29pm On Dec 18, 2022
Only God knows the amount of trolling Messi would've gotten if he had not won..

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Family / Re: Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family Of Six In Ogun State by TVTKOKO(m): 10:24am On Dec 04, 2022
godofuck231:

The tongue of the chameleons carries a neorotoxin that allows it to neutralize insects and begins digestion prior to entering the stomach. The tongue uses nematocists similar to that of its ocean dwelling long lost cousin... The sea anemonie. While not a poison, it is a toxin that can cause severe damage to a humans nervous system if contacted.Because humans have a much larger body mass the neurotoxin isn't noticed at first. Over time the toxin is cumulative and can cause severe issues with the dermal and sub dermal layers as well as a major transformative effect in overall body

Chameleons are slightly poisonous to humans. Chameleons come in many varieties, and those that humans keep as pets may be able to cause a mild rash if their bite breaks the skin. However, chameleons are slow and docile, so they rarely bite. Chameleon bites should be washed with soap and water.

Chameleons are known for their ability to change colors and their unique eyes, which can move independently.
Chameleons also have tongues that can extend about one and a half times the length of their entire body. However, most people know very little about chameleon biology or that these fascinating reptiles could potentially be poisonous to humans.

Because chameleons’ bodies are covered in scales, some people believe that they are reptiles with no poisonous qualities whatsoever. The fact is that chameleons do possess poison glands and may have toxins in their mouths. It can transfer this type of poison through bites and stings. The first type of poison is found in chameleon saliva, while the second is present in their skin.

Chameleon has been accurately classified as poisonous because it has developed defense mechanisms that have been proven toxic to humans over time. Chameleon species use this toxin as a defense mechanism against predators. This has made them poisonous even though these animals aren’t typically aggressive towards humans.
chameleons carry salmonella and could give a human food poisoning same as wall geckos
This is directly from Google bro.. It hasn't answered my question on your position about stepping on a dead chameleon bones. Thanks anyways
Family / Re: Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family Of Six In Ogun State by TVTKOKO(m): 6:26am On Dec 04, 2022
godofuck231:
who be this one, abeg leave that thing, na today you know say wall geko de poisonous, go step on dead camelion bones and make e piece your foot and see death too , they are poison, leave evil spirits alone, them don tire , Nigerians are careless
you mean Chameleon bones? Please can you educate me on how thanks
Sports / Re: You Come To Our Country, You Know What Makes Us Angry And You Do It - Qatari by TVTKOKO(m): 2:34pm On Nov 29, 2022
lhordspy:
This LGBT group just messed with the wrong country.

Unfortunately for Marco ferri, the serial pitch invaders; he just pulled his last stunt. He will pray to God to take back the hand of time for him to undo his mistake.

He might have been trying it with others, but going to an extent in daring an Arab nation even after several loud and straightforward warnings, is extreme, overdo, and su!cidal. Even the west influence wont be able to save him now.

Modified: For People saying he was released. Ofcourse the government will want to be diplomatic to avoid unnecessary attention. But what about the citizens?

Anyone have freedom to break a sacred law. But your freedom after the action is what isnt guarantee.
oga shut your mouth! Talking as if the Arabs are some kind of diety that can't be touched lol. If they dare try to do anything to that guy, then they'll be sorry

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by TVTKOKO(m): 8:11am On Nov 01, 2022
MY GOD! I was seriously hoping and praying it wasn't true lipsrsealed cry cry cry cry
May God comfort the Family..
Nairaland / General / Re: Whats That One Thing(s) You Wish You Knew Earlier. by TVTKOKO(m): 4:04pm On Sep 21, 2022
obinna58:
Never show anybody that they're too important to you.
can you please explain this sir? Please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Friend Becomes Your Boss by TVTKOKO(m): 1:47am On Sep 21, 2022
ayoncox:

Why should you envy your friend when you can become a owner of your company tomorrow and yet need his expertise, bro develop a large heart
This! People don't see the bigger picture..
It might not be easy, but just do your thing and help out in anyway you can to the best of your ability.
If worse comes to bare and your friend is acting powerdrunk, just look for job elsewhere simple as that!
Don't allow jealousy becloud your judgment. Agemate no be gracemate and this is a FACT!!!

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NYSC / Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by TVTKOKO(m): 4:13am On Sep 16, 2022
madjune:
You sound so gay.

A man getting so attracted to his fellow man.
drdeath:

He Na confirmed Gabriel.I think say Na woman Dey talk initially.
Saying that (s)he got attracted to him says a lot about Sir Gabriel!
detectivejones:
'I took interest in him,' 'highly attracted.' Hmmm...Hope you're not in the closet o.
omoadeleye:




Omg, you said you took interest in him...

It was even your last post that made me realize that you are a male...

I had to quote all the foools above calling the op gay.
So you can't be attracted to someone because you guys share similar traits/personalities irrespective of their gender again??

Reading the the comments from the quoted foools above is irritating! Too many educated illiterates in this space angry y'all with unnecessary Toxic Masculinity *spits! angry angry
Food / Re: How To Prepare Monitor Lizard/aligator And Snake by TVTKOKO(m): 6:00pm On Sep 09, 2022
0Plurse:
Then I followed it with Semo, don't mind the look of my Semo, i no fit do am pass like that grin.
i dey find people like you with zero worries about life cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Have You Ever Been Mocked? Share Your Experiences by TVTKOKO(m): 7:53am On Jul 22, 2022
wis3:
it's a nice thing. You're human. It's admirable. The plan was to provoke you so you'd react, possibly go physical with her and it doesn't always end well. I mean, what if, she accidentally slumped in the process? You'd have more problems on your hands.
May your days be long and may your source of wisdom never run dry. God bless you
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Gave 15-min Quranic Lecture To Kuje Inmates Before Setting Them Free by TVTKOKO(m): 5:35am On Jul 07, 2022
Most of you shouting Buhari this and that.. Who told you he's not in on these? Even if he's not in, they're his brother and he'll do nothing!
The whole security system has been compromised! They are part and parcel of the whole agenda. The earlier y'all know this, the better!
I have a friend, an airforce personnel who had to resign because of this whole compromise issue.!
Education / Re: Sokoto Girl Leads With Highest Score As FG Releases NCEE Results by TVTKOKO(m): 8:00am On Jun 23, 2022
yusuf0876:
I'm always surprised the way they think, I'm a Muslim and I don't feel bothered with a christian-christian ticket so far they are better of, but sentiments has eaten up most people's brain
How did we get here bro?? I'm a Christian and never in my life have i ever had a second thought about my fellow muslim brother.. It not even there! When did all these begin? I thought we were wiser than this! I thought no matter how they try, there's no way religion could ever be a problem to pull us apart?

I stay in kd, and the last time i was in osun state for a post Jamb(about 6 years ago), i was offered to sleep in a mosque despite they knew I'm a Christian and i did! I knew i was within the safe space of 'my brothers'. I wouldn't try that here in the north..
So i ask again,, how/when did we get here??

Yoruba ronu o!
Business / Re: The Business Deal I Made With A Friend :pls See This by TVTKOKO(m): 10:59pm On Jun 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
You and him didn't agree on your share prior to the credit alert so accept your recharge card money and shut up.. By the way why are we even responding to this crime.. We should report this dude to efcc..
grin cheesy cheesy lol very funny..
Business / Re: The Business Deal I Made With A Friend :pls See This by TVTKOKO(m): 10:08pm On Jun 14, 2022
DipWire:
It's a risk. You beat it solely. The receipt carries your company's name and address. What if the stuff is rejected and a refund us requested. How can you prove to the police you didn't get 120k as payment

it's an insider deal.. So no matter what, it can't come to a police case
Business / The Business Deal I Made With A Friend :pls See This by TVTKOKO(m): 10:02pm On Jun 14, 2022
So a friend of mine asked me to write a receipt of 120,000k for something i sell for 30k. He told me i was going to get my share of the spoils.
Business went well and within 20mins, 120k was credited to his account. He asked me to send my account and to my greatest surprise, he sent me 35k. That means, of the 90k that he made as profit, 5k was my share.
I wasn't happy at all but i did not say anything to him..
Should i have demanded for more? Or am I being greedy?

Note: this was just between the two of us

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Business / Re: When Did You Make Your First Million Naira ? by TVTKOKO(m): 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2022
inverseparanoia:
Hmm... life, in 2019 I was desperate for 100k...i made it, suddenly it meant nothing to me... I started looking forward to 500k... I made it again I was not satisfied...I started looking forward to my first 1 million, it came... now, I'm looking at 5million.
lol.. This is it! I can so relate. Just keep doing what you do best.. That 5M will come and more after that.

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Crime / Re: Owo Massacre: We Heard The Culprits Have Been Arrested - Olowo Of Owo by TVTKOKO(m): 8:54am On Jun 11, 2022
If there's anything, i trust the Ondo state Governor Akeredolu.. He won't take nonsense! He'll follow up with their trial to the end
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (3 - 1) On 4th May 2022 by TVTKOKO(m): 8:52pm On May 04, 2022
ublight:
Some play wey I dey play with una, person don run go report me make dem ban me. The person no sabi say I don hack mod. grin grin grin grin
You're high on cow dung cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match & Scores 17th Goal Vs Chelsea (Photo) by TVTKOKO(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2022
MisterGrace:
Dude keep dragging Man U across all lines. Remove his goals and contribution from the club this season, Man U would have been battling relegation.
oga shut the Bleep up.! Was he there last season when man u came second? undecided undecided
If we remove his goals, someone else would score them definitely!
Sports / Re: I Lost My Life Savings #113,000 To Betting by TVTKOKO(m): 3:50pm On Apr 24, 2022
I really don't blame those who gamble. I was once a bet addict because i have no strong means of income, and I'll always wish my next bet would be my breakthrough.
I eventually got my breakthrough, but it wasn't from betting.
I still bet once in a while tho, but it's just for the fun of it and I always stake what i can afford to lose.

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