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Business / Re: I Have 2million Naira- Wat Do I Do Wit It by TWise(m): 4:19am On Feb 02, 2011
greateros:

@poster How did u get the N2million naira??

You wouldn't be asking what to do with it if it was decently earned
undecided undecided undecided

While there is some sense in dis, i think it could possibly be a inheritance or a sort of gift/jackpot. Money sometimes comes when you do not expect.
It sometimes amazes me seeing/hearing ppl wrk their a** off and have nuffin 2 show 4 it while on d other hand, some dnt even hv a clue on wat 2 do wit d riches. Guess its just anoda case of Rich Kid , Poor Kid.
@ Poster, I suggest U keep the money in a fixed deposit account (if U havent) and invest in your financial intelligence. dat way you would be confident in your decisions later. Not to forget the place of prayers/spiritual matters too. Money is like spirit; it can vanish at will. Cheers!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: To Become A Video Editor by TWise(m): 11:52pm On Dec 23, 2010
^^^ @ Pelican, I think we can talk. I am involved in transcription services here in Nigeria. You can send a mail to: frankway86@gmail.com
Regards.
Computers / Audio Files To Texts And Ebooks Error-free by TWise(m): 11:12pm On Dec 23, 2010
Transcription of audio files is our major area of competence. We can assure you of high accuracy and quality of work output in record time.

Send a mail to: frankway86@gmail.com

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Romance / Re: hmm by TWise(m): 10:25pm On Dec 23, 2010
From your comments, i think d both of you are just not ready for a serious commitment. You seem 2b unsure of where you are going to after knowing each other for a long tym. I cannot pin down concrete issues dat led 2d d break-up. Understand that such "off-peak periods" are constant in every rtnshp. You just need 2 work it out. If ur man is feeling insecure when around you, always re-assure him that he has worth and you wud always love him in all seasons. What is he currently doing? I need more facts freecocoa.
Romance / Re: My Boss Hates Me For Dating Her Niece. by TWise(m): 10:13pm On Dec 06, 2010
I dont think she might be interested in an affair with u. Seems like ur actions (DATING HER NIECE who is lke her daughter) wud only begin 2 play on her ability to reason straight especially when she has 2 discipline u. From what u said, I think she respects u as a person and an employee. nothing more or less so having someone who wud laTER become a part of her family wrking with her now is encroaching and choking her territory. It wud be more respectable if she were d person offering her nieces hand in marriage. (if such still happens). I suggest u talk it over with ur lady and get her to find out wat reservations ur boss has about u and make efforts 2 clear d air.
Romance / Re: Which One Kills Faster? by TWise(m): 5:35pm On Nov 24, 2010
When u luk at it critically, heartbreaks do not only come as a result of a lover who left u 4d next sweet thang. No.

Heartbreaks can come frm seeing all u hav struggled 2 build ova d years go down d drain either by miscalculation, market forces or outright SCAM. iNFACT D SCAM is d most gruesome of it all. I have seen ppl develop ulcers, HBP AND EVEN bcom PSCHIATRC patients due 2 scams. It can mk u go crazy if it comes frm sumone u tot cn not hurt a fly lyk ur lover.

Come 2 think of it, a man who is poor can get a job sumdae, bcom comfortable and live his dreams but hw do u console a woman who lost all (4) of her children 2 a driver/engine's malfunction?

May such neva come my way IJN.
Romance / Re: Am In Luv Wit Our Housegirl by TWise(m): 4:55pm On Nov 24, 2010
Nairaland, :

u knw am kind of new here?,if possible,i think dats what i need,maybe i shld turn d luv i hv 4 our house girl 2 sisterly and brotherly luv

Good choice on d first. Leave d girl, not because she is a house girl but becos its ur emotions dat is at wrk. If she advances 2u, tell urself dat she is ur sister dt u neva had. Period! most importantly, get a job broda!!! if u dnt hv one, just send ur resume 2 me on franky86@gmail.com make sure to include a brief profile about yourself.

Is it realy possible 2 find a serious luv here on nl?

Hmmm,  Its very hard 2 say.  undecided
Romance / Re: Am In Luv Wit Our Housegirl by TWise(m): 10:03am On Nov 24, 2010
Wake up man  angry. Its called infatuation as a result of constant contact with d opposite sex especially one not related to u. The joblessness and idleness is getting d beta part of you. Give each other some space like when she goes to school, you'll be surprised at what u were callling luv in d first place. tongue
Celebrities / Re: Saidi Balogun Is A Woman Beater by TWise(m): 7:06am On Nov 24, 2010
hugooh42:

[/color]That is why IBO husbands die young cos they dont stop beating their wives and as a favour the wife kills them since there is no divorce.
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How true is this statement?  shocked Tot it was common mainly amongst d Binis usually becos of properties btw husband and wife  
Religion / Re: (PUI) - Pastor "Preaching Under Influence" Of Indian Hemp by TWise(m): 4:33pm On Nov 10, 2010
excoba101:

The reason i stopped going to church is because there was a pastor we tut he was the ultimate until one day i was behind his office and smelt the scent of gin(spirit) just before evening service. I was so hot tempered that evening, i couldn't even concentrate with his preaching. Since then i just stopped church, that was 2001. But i believe in God and i love God.

@ Excoba101: There is no perfect pastor or even perfect denomination. We all struggle to become perfect, hence we should not build our hopes in men. This includes your mentor and even your father because they would always disappoint no matter the promises/hopes. Better to follow after Christ's example and most importantly know him for yourself then share this message/knowledge with the world. Neglect not the gathering of the brethren. Its a tactic of d enemy to make u go astray.
Nairaland / General / Re: They Have Started Again by TWise(m): 10:25pm On Nov 05, 2010
Yeah guys. I got d mail too. Seems to me like a lonely lady out dre seeking friendship. Why cant she just type out her full names and make things a whole lot easier?
Family / Re: 1 by TWise(m): 12:41pm On Oct 20, 2010
@ Poster: You obviously went into dat marriage for your own selfish reasons. I'm thinking that u saw dis lady as an easy VISA to your new abode. You got d abode and now want to bite d hand dat fed u. How ungrateful can ppl get.
I am happy dat d yoruba girl is not finding it funny cos who knows? u cud also find sth terrible wit her in future. Face your spouse, let her know why u got married to her in d first place. If she agrees to a divorce, be ready 2 pay her every dime for her demands in court. Marriage is a very serious thing of d heart. Before going into it, u must ask urself if u cn live with dat person 4 d rest of ur life and not just 5, 7 or 20 years!
Romance / Re: Mobo 444 Caught Live {no Offiennce} with pics by TWise(m): 3:29pm On Oct 19, 2010
This Pix reminds me of EFE and JUDE  grin grin grin grin
Am sure she's somewhere around beckoning on d guy with a Kondo stick. lol
Literature / Re: Lagos And Abuja: A Tale Of Two Cities. by TWise(m): 2:27pm On Oct 05, 2010
@ Ultrame: Its real oh! Last saturday, unknown to me, it was not d "official time" to start crossing the pedestrian bridge. Running gallantly across the Ojota expressway landed me in d hands of a waiting Mopol officer who escorted a[b] KAI[/b] vehicle. As if he was expecting me, the Mopol guy just smiled, shook my hand, asked me to calm down, not to run back (out of fear or be hit by a vehicle) and held my hand tightly.
Oh boy! U shd have seen d shock on my face cos it was my first time. Almost immediately, anoda noble citizen also sprinted across the road in2 d waiting vehicle of  d KAI people. If u ever find urself in dis position, Don't form "bros"; just beg or pay d fine.  Eko o ni baje grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Lagos And Abuja: A Tale Of Two Cities. by TWise(m): 12:17pm On Oct 05, 2010
There's really no place lyk home & I say dt cos av spent 5 yrs outside lag 2 oda states. Even with dynamix of Lagos, it still remains fun to leave in. Just get d ropes right & U'd luv it,  Eko o ni Baje! Ajo o le dabi ile.
@ Poster: Lagos is where U belong. Over Here, ur mind is sharpened to think outside d box. Naturally. I mean with: "Road safety marshals, VIO, Lastma, Local Govt Tout, Kai, Yellow fever, check point Police, Mopol, armed robbers, window cleaner boys, beggars, street hawkers trying to scam you, okadas (the normal okada, the Aboki- speed demons) grin grin grin trailers with no brake, learner drivers, etc ur creativity wd come alive and U r forced to Fire ur Boss quickly!

I luv dis City!!! cool
Romance / Re: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by TWise(m): 4:06pm On Sep 29, 2010
@ kEMIsuga: dre r loads of gud guys out dre. I guess u just v dis stereotype 4 all guys based on ur past experiences. Loose and let go dearie. dats when a nu one coms in. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Tv Programs, Will You Dont Want To Miss by TWise(m): 4:00pm On Sep 29, 2010
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]@ poster: none of the above, whatever happened to THE INTERN APPRENTICE by Bank PHB?  sad[/font]
Culture / Re: Im Dating A Bini Guy: What Do I Need To Know? by TWise(m): 11:47pm On Sep 09, 2010
After spending almost six years with them, (actually had my University education dre) wd say dat U shd expect a very aggresive person, though it could be softened to an extent with his exposure to d west). Wd also say dat if he is not a STRONG christian, beware  angry. For a yoruba lady, i'd say U shd give him unconditional luv, no Yoruba-Yoruba when his folks r around and let him no that U'd always be by his side when things r not rosy. For food: they like starch with banga soup, Eba & Egusi, Santana or White man,  dont get scared dear, its just fufu. Lastly, always ask questions on ALL areas when in doubt cos just lyk oda areas, dey av dre own taboos. Wish U enjoy peace of mind and a lasting luv kiss
Business / Genuine Mentors Needed Urgently! by TWise(m): 10:57pm On Sep 06, 2010
Starting a biz or any venture is not always rosy. To avoid costly mistakes, one needs a guardian, one who knows the way and is willing to allow you ride on his shoulder to get there. Getting a good mentor in Naija these days seem almost impossible because the ones out there are only waiting to use, over-use and finally misuse their protege. Are there still mentors out there? Pls share your opinion. sad
Politics / Re: Court Sets N500 Million Record Bail For Akingbola by TWise(m): 10:40am On Aug 31, 2010
Pornodude:

what pains me the most is that he is (or maybe was) a minister in the redeemed christian church of god. he had 2 private jets??!!!!!! my god! was he the owner of the bank or just the manager who should manage people's funds judiciously? well, they have just told him to pay peanuts out of his loaded barns of stolen loot. well. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . just another day in nigeria.
Even JUDAS Iscariot, one of the 12 disciples was found guilty of Greed, Fraud and Betrayal. Do you then blame JESUS?,  Abeg, let d man & oda 'MOG' dat 'Gee' & still desecrate HIS name,  carry their load!!! angry
Romance / Re: She Wants A Break. Does staying apart strengthen relatonships by TWise(m): 1:35pm On Jun 16, 2010
Please and please, move on with your life. You sound pathetic, really. Add value to yourself and the world would run after you, even your girl. Geez!
You will never know how high you can fly unless you sprfead your wings and jump!
Music Business / Re: The Girl I Trusted-most To Marry Broke My Heart by TWise(m): 5:03pm On May 15, 2010
Shit Happens! Get over it. Maybe you didnt meet up to her standards anymore.
People come into our lives for a season
Music/Radio / Re: What Song(s) do You Never Get Tired Of Listening To? by TWise(m): 4:34pm On May 15, 2010
Hold my Hand
M.J feat Akon
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Politics / Re: Yar'adua Or Dagrin's Death: Which Pained You More? by TWise(m): 4:04pm On May 15, 2010
Life's a stage; we r actors and actressess. Come, Play ur part and gooooooooo!
Despite lacking capacity due to his health, Yar'adua was honest, simple and learned not an executive "Omo-ita". Though he had sum rhymes, DaGrins life was not worthy of emulation.
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Or Facebook: Where Do You Spend More Time? by TWise(m): 4:09pm On May 08, 2010
Well, dats a tough one cos since a friend introduced me to NL when we were both hungry for jobs(employment/money section)  I've sort of taken a liking for this site. Although I dont have any REAL friends on NL, If i were to rate in terms of %, i'd say: 55% FOR FACEBOOK and 45% for NAIRALAND.
Just as the ball possession in a football match, this statistics are subject to change as events unfold.  
Romance / Re: How Do I Become My Wife’s Best Friend? by TWise(m): 5:53pm On May 06, 2010
i really feel sorry for you if what you posted is true. For your wifey of ten years to come out telling you that simply means she was only interested in your pocket. and when she could no longer get any more she exploded. Just as fuel is to a car so is money; if empty, it can still move for a while till, but unlike engine oil, if empty in a car and u try to even start d car, it would KNOCK!!!
Nevertheless, there is no hopeless case, for the sake of the children, you can still hold on to some unique values that you both possess.
Business / Re: Learn Or Buy Bulk Sms @cheaper Rate by TWise(m): 7:06pm On Mar 31, 2010
how can i setup a complete gateway system for bulk sms?
Business / Re: Let's Expose Scammers Here - Read before you transact! by TWise(m): 6:36pm On Mar 31, 2010
There are so many who have crept into churches too. I worked faithfully but CAREFULLY with him believing that a lot of things that were not properly placed would be corrected. I was wrong.

He was a good talker but stubborn, poor in mgt, insecure and greedy. All he ever did was a cover up for his selfish motives. Infact, if a movie or book were to be done about his acts… o ma ta!

What pains me the most is the fact that we called him Pastor but he was worse than a demon!!! angry
It just shows that nobody can be trusted again.


I write this as a wounded animal; struck down from a deadly blow, no money,bitter, my parents who are in debts have been expecting me to start sending money home, all my clients that have not been paid = N4,786,000 CAPITAL ONLY, no friends, threatened and confused yet believing that it isn’t real.

I dont know where to go / what to do with my life yet cry

can u guess his name cry
Business / Re: I Have N40k , Which Business Can I Do? by TWise(m): 11:04am On Mar 24, 2010
I can help you with info

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