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CrimeRe: Photo: Ogun State Hotelier Who Went Missing Found Dead Inside His Car Trunk. by TwoBottles: 8:07am On May 22, 2020
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HealthRe: Bill Gates Expects At Least 700k Deaths From His Vaccine by TwoBottles: 9:07pm On May 21, 2020
sad
CrimeRe: Ritualists Arrested During Fight Over Payment For Fresh Human Hands. by TwoBottles: 1:57pm On May 21, 2020
cheesy
InvestmentRe: Check Out What I Saved From My Can Piggybank For 5 Months by TwoBottles: 1:38pm On May 21, 2020
Bring am mek we go drink two - two bottles.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Twerks For Her Neighbour From The Window by TwoBottles: 1:38pm On May 21, 2020
sad
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Lady That Already Has A Baby? by TwoBottles: 1:36pm On May 20, 2020
Maybe
CelebritiesRe: Wiz Khalifa Smokes Weed With His Mum On IG Live (video) by TwoBottles: 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2020
His mum is cool..
CrimeRe: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by TwoBottles: 5:03pm On Apr 14, 2020
Cult is evil
RomanceRe: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship by TwoBottles: 3:13pm On Apr 14, 2020
Chi59:
How I take care of my urges is not the focus here. Don't derail the topic.
Judging by your write-up, it will be difficult for you to keep a relationship. Especially with a hard, fierce and assertive guy like me. A true man and the dream of every true black woman. Your type only date soft boys..
RomanceRe: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship by TwoBottles: 12:23pm On Apr 14, 2020
Chi59:
The best thing I ever did for myself emotionally wise was deciding to keep sex out of my - ships (friendship/relationship).
I believe sex is meant to be the final stage of an intimate relationship, to wrap it up. But the moment you put it at the beginning of the relationship, you've messed it all up.
I get it that a lot of young people want a quick rumble in the sheets, but I belong to the old school.
And it helps me remain grounded.
Then, what do you do or who do you go to when you feel like it? Masturbate or what? Common...... be real. The number of times I make love to my girlfriend means nothing to me if I truly love her. Sex isn't a big deal, I wonder why people even discuss it.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by TwoBottles: 11:25am On Apr 14, 2020
MadeBoy:
I have caught her like two time masturbating. I just pretend I don't know. Probably there is more I didn't see.
It means you don't satisfy her.
Foreign AffairsRe: China To Ease Coronavirus Rules For African Nationals After Racism Accusations by TwoBottles: 7:07am On Apr 14, 2020
sad
CareerRe: 5 Lucrative Careers You Can Excel In That Do Not Require A Degree by TwoBottles: 10:35am On Apr 13, 2020
Ok
Nairaland GeneralRe: Manchester City Pep Guardiola Loses His Mother Dolors Sala Carrio To Coronavirus by TwoBottles: 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
So sad, the game is getting tougher..
Foreign AffairsRe: How President Idris Deby Turned Up To Lead offensive Against Boko Haram by TwoBottles: 5:31pm On Apr 05, 2020
mtinfx:
The last video of his visit to the north east ( february this year) showed him getting booed, watch the video below
https://www.nairaland.com/5683510/residents-boo-president-buhari-maiduguri
at bolded you can watch the massive support below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVvAUM9yOhs&feature=youtu.be

How can you decimate someone that your are rehabilitating

How can you fight terrorism with one hand and be giving them peak milk with the other

You guys are confused

Sell your useless propaganda to clowns
I just love the way you countered all his silly vituperation with facts. I watched all the videos and I shudder in disbelief. It's quite disheartening to see people still supporting this government.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Hail Chadian Army On Their Way To Attack Boko Haram (Video) by TwoBottles: 12:08pm On Apr 05, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Advice On Who Should Visit First In Long Distance Relationship by TwoBottles: 10:33am On Apr 05, 2020
grin
PhonesRe: MTN Nigeria Has Added 3 New Network Prefixes To Its Preexisting 10 by TwoBottles: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2020
pocohantas:
Hello, been a while. Hope you are keeping safe?
Sure, hope you are safe too.... Don't worry it'll soon be over.
RomanceRe: I Think My Boyfriend Is Cheating. by TwoBottles: 10:37am On Apr 03, 2020
The law of diminishing returns has caught up with your relationship.
PhonesRe: MTN Nigeria Has Added 3 New Network Prefixes To Its Preexisting 10 by TwoBottles: 10:23am On Apr 03, 2020
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pocohantas:
I don’t keep up again. I lost track after the 080’s and first set of 070’s...
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss Hi, chweethrt.
PhonesRe: TECNO Camon 15 Premier Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by TwoBottles: 8:49pm On Apr 02, 2020
Chinko phone @ 95k...... Lol
EducationRe: Competent Essay Writer Needed by TwoBottles: 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
I'm an essayist, writing is my life....
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Procures Innoson Vehicles For 'Operation Search And Flush' In Imo by TwoBottles: 2:09pm On Mar 26, 2020
Correct.
PoliticsRe: M by TwoBottles:
The country is on the precipice... This dispensation is the worst since the inception of democracy. The northern elements are too divisive, vindictive and vile. Leadership to them is all about Islam and Sharia, not a single plan for national cohesion and unity. If they can use terrorism to divert resources from the south, they should accept whatever they get from disgruntled groups.

Bokoharam killed about 70 soldiers today, tomorrow their captured members will be rehabilitated and set free at the expense of Southern oil.
HealthRe: Covid19; Chinese Billionaire, Jack Ma, Donated Medical Supplies Arrive Nigeria by TwoBottles: 6:22pm On Mar 24, 2020
lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Jack Ma's Donation To Fight COVID-19 Arrives Nigeria by TwoBottles: 6:21pm On Mar 24, 2020
lipsrsealed

Let them not divert it to Aso Rock clinic... Our leaders are just too selfish.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 9:02am On Mar 19, 2020
luminouz:
The virus doesn't live inside water and can never survive outside the human body or animal host.

Where did the akara seller do that? North or East?
I'm in the West and its unheard of. At least when I was still eating public akara sha. Thats unhygienic naaaaaaa undecided
Most Akara sellers in the north use their hands.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 8:46am On Mar 19, 2020
atmstyle:
Liked your comment. One question though. Why bitterkola?
Bitter kola is preventive for cough and diarrhea.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 8:16am On Mar 19, 2020
MansoryMX:
What’s the purpose of this. Enlighten me please. You might be saving a whole generation.
Bitter kola is very potent, it's a preventive for cough and diarrhea.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 8:11am On Mar 19, 2020
Goldenheart002:
Pls what's d impact of dat no3 pls?
Bitter kola can render the virus that brings about cough and diarrhea inactive.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 8:08am On Mar 19, 2020
luminouz:
No. 2 and 4 are wrong!!!

Boiling drinking water doesn't do shiit...the virus doesn't live inside water and what akara seller uses her hands to count akara for u? Where do u stay bro cuz even in the village, akara sellers use big spoon to count whatever.
Mai Suya is still plausible sha
Nigeria is vast bro, even as at yesterday; an Akara seller was using her bare hands to count and package Akara for her customers. You should also know that people have different sources of water.

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