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Family / Re: Why Do We Justify The Actions Of Philandering Men? by TwoBottles: 6:36pm On Oct 21, 2019
Nature is not kind to mankind, when man was made, mother nature bestowed upon him;


two hands,
Two legs,
Two eyes,
Two ears,
Two nostrils

But, Just one pen1s.

Mother nature should have made it two pen1ses so that where one gets tired, the other can continue.

Now how do we satisfy our big butt African women? tongue

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Osinbajo: Short, Evil Pastor Who Pretends To Be An Angel by TwoBottles: 10:10am On Oct 21, 2019
This man is some people's hero, just as tinubu, Buhari and Nnamdi Kanu are other people's heroes: what do I care. Let them all perish.



My landlord's wife is a very wise woman and she has chosen me over her potbellied husband as her hero.. Now she wears a smile every morning because of the things I'm doing to her gigantic bum bum.

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Romance / Re: How Can A Broke Guy Quench His Sex Desires? by TwoBottles: 9:18am On Oct 21, 2019
And if any part of your body will lead you to sin; cut it off.




So OP, cut that damn thing off.

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Romance / Re: See Pastor Wilson Replies To Lady Who Said, “I Need A Pastor Wilson In My Life” by TwoBottles: 9:01am On Oct 21, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 20th October 2019 by TwoBottles: 6:37pm On Oct 20, 2019
Andersonjr:
Hard to believe that Liverpool can't beat the worst United side. Very poor performance I'm not impressed :^)



Yes, with the help of VAR, you are not a soccer fan...

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Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Lady Poisoned To Death By Best Friend After She Was Promoted At Work by TwoBottles: 1:04pm On Oct 20, 2019
I can't pass judgement until I hear from both sides and why rush to bury her instead of carrying out an autopsy to ascertain the cause of death?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Congratulates David On The Birth Of His Son by TwoBottles: 12:57pm On Oct 20, 2019
But Davido will always be better than Wizkid...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by TwoBottles: 10:57am On Oct 20, 2019
Davido is a real niggar
Politics / Re: Ugoeze Sally Nmeme Kanu Is Dead! Nnamdi Kanu's Mother Dies In Germany (Video) by TwoBottles: 2:17am On Oct 20, 2019
R.I.P ma, now only time keeps us apart...

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Politics / Re: BIAFRA: Nnamdi Kanu’s Mother Is Dead (video) by TwoBottles: 2:14am On Oct 20, 2019
tongue
Politics / Re: Defence Chief Reveals When Boko Haram, Kidnapping Will End In Nigeria by TwoBottles: 2:13am On Oct 20, 2019
tongue
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2019 Awards: Did Wizkid Intentionally Plan To Wreck This Year Headies? by TwoBottles: 12:01am On Oct 20, 2019
Slawormir:
Okay



Wizkid and Slawormir are not real niggarz....

I'm the last real niggar alive, that's official.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Starboy Fest 2019: People Waiting Outside For Ticket by TwoBottles: 11:31pm On Oct 19, 2019
Slawormir:
As a real niggarrr
I am aware that both WizKid and davido are two fuckkking untalented Moda fuckkkers
But still i will prefer WizKid to that frogged voice called davido



Then you are not a real niggar, because real recognize real bro. Davido is a liberal niggar, the kind of niggar I need as friend. Wizkid is proud and not a real niggar.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland, What Actions Do You Regret?/Wish You Could Change. by TwoBottles: 9:42pm On Oct 15, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy's Parents: Margaret & Chukwudifu Oputa Throwback Wedding Photos by TwoBottles: 11:56am On Oct 15, 2019
Old age is a reward - Alfred Lord Tennyson
Romance / Re: Can I Actually Get Pregnant ?matured Minds Onlys by TwoBottles: 10:15pm On Oct 13, 2019
Religion / Re: Patrick Henry Edet Dedicates His Child by TwoBottles: 9:58pm On Oct 13, 2019
cool


Show me a man who would deny himself the sweetness of a Vagina and I'd show you a fool.




Toto sweet joor!

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Politics / Re: Sir, Ahmadu Bello Encouraging Female Education In 1950. by TwoBottles: 4:53pm On Oct 13, 2019
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Politics / Re: Ethiopian Indigent Students Arrive Rochas Foundation College For Africa. by TwoBottles: 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2019
Literature / Re: Chinua Achebe In Enugu ,1960 Showing Off His Book "Things Fall Apart" by TwoBottles: 10:18am On Oct 13, 2019
cheesy
Sports / Re: Manchester City Player Raheem Sterling Seen Playing Football With His Son by TwoBottles: 7:27pm On Oct 12, 2019
cry cry
Celebrities / Re: MI Reacts As Vector Leaks Their DM Conversation. by TwoBottles: 10:01pm On Oct 11, 2019
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Diane: How Kaduna People Treated Me – Ex BBNaija House Mate by TwoBottles: 10:33pm On Oct 09, 2019
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Family / Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by TwoBottles: 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2019
Masturbate away your pain bro, your wife doesn't deserve you. You are special. It will be better for you to bore a hole on the wall and slot your d1ck into it whenever you feel like it than make love to her.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by TwoBottles: 9:38pm On Oct 09, 2019
Tell us the truth, you already like him and dream about him all the time. You only came here to lie to us that you have a tall white boyfriend in order to elevate your lowly status. Just say the truth because local man knows.

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Sports / Re: Isaac: The Promise That Was Never Fulfilled by TwoBottles: 9:39pm On Oct 07, 2019
R.I.P

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Fashion / Re: Lord's Chosen Members Wed Without Makeup In Lagos (Photos) by TwoBottles: 11:41pm On Oct 06, 2019
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Car Talk / Re: Man Shares His First Car Experience In 2002 by TwoBottles: 10:48pm On Oct 06, 2019
There is nothing like the first time, the memory is something else. I remember when my first girlfriend offered me sex; I came even before I brought my pen1s out of my trousers. For the next couple of weeks I was downcast..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs AFC Bournemouth (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by TwoBottles: 1:10pm On Oct 06, 2019
Man. City vs Wolves - Draw match
Sports / Re: Kenyans Dominate First Onitsha City Marathon- Dailytrust by TwoBottles: 9:53pm On Oct 05, 2019
A Kenyan man once outran his shadow...

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To DJ Cuppy: I Will Wash Your Pant, Dress Everyday If You Marry Me by TwoBottles: 11:49pm On Oct 03, 2019
Hintona:

Dammit you're sick!!!!!


Did my comment turn you on? BTW you are beautiful...
Business / Re: CBN Fine 12 Banks N499b For Not Giving Out Loan To Customers by TwoBottles: 11:44pm On Oct 03, 2019
docadams:


Ecobank do give loans but at varying interest rates of 28% to 34%.


Well, I've never heard about it. Besides; the interest rate is too high.

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