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Family / Re: Dad’s Return To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US Sad – Son by TwoBottles: 7:51am On Dec 17, 2023 |
The world has been programmed in such a way that the black man will remain a slave. Our forefathers protested being taken away in chains but here we are doing anything we can to go and become slaves in a white man's land. 27 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Goodhead: Wike, others responsible for the Murder of DPO Bako by TwoBottles: 10:11pm On Dec 15, 2023 |
Wike is a monster in human form. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Special Court Convicts 50 Environmental Offenders In Lagos by TwoBottles: 9:37pm On Dec 15, 2023 |
Ok |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 10th December 2023 by TwoBottles: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Under 3.50 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 10th December 2023 by TwoBottles: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
[quote author=membranus post=127412334]Almost a goal by Fernández.[/quote Almost |
Travel / Re: Nairalander Visits Oguta Lake Confluence And Saw Amazing Ecological Wonder by TwoBottles: 9:06pm On May 09, 2022 |
Nice 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Which Of These Sentences Used Commas Correctly? (Screenshot) by TwoBottles: 8:13am On May 03, 2022 |
Health / Re: OCI Foundation Unveils AlexReports As PR Strategist (Photos) by TwoBottles: 8:01am On May 03, 2022 |
[left][/left] [/right][right] The media Czar himself. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Osinachi's Son: My Father Said Beating Women Good, Pushed Mum Out Of Her Car by TwoBottles: 6:16pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
They say "looks can be deceiving", but not in this man's case. He looks horrible and acts same. 54 Likes 5 Shares |
Crime / Re: Train Attack: Terrorists Release Fresh Video Of Kidnap Victims by TwoBottles: 7:29am On Apr 11, 2022 |
Politics / Re: Kogi Man Wearing T-shirt With “I Pity The Fool” Inscription Receives Wheelbarrow by TwoBottles: 10:53pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
Comic relief! 20 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: How I Suffered After Intake Of Ogogoro by TwoBottles: 6:09pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
1 Like |
Health / Re: How I Suffered After Intake Of Ogogoro by TwoBottles: 5:09pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
Well as real Gee, I placed a call to my friend Peter aka "Pero" to accompany me to Mama Ejiro's and he was much obliged: moments later I was at his junction and there he was smiling cheekily like a happy little boy. He jumped into the tricycle I chartered. It was as if the keke driver understood our urgency and he never tarried a bit. Manouvering expertly through the usual traffic at "Gada Biyu". We were at our destination in no time. On reaching Mama Ejiro's, men and women from all works of life were comfortably perched on their seats doing justice to their mugs, cups and tumblers of the revered drink. Mama Ejiro's business has grown so much as I haven't been there in while, she now sells goat meat, cow head, cow tail and intestine pepper soup. To be honest, I was impressed. We took our seats and called for service. We were seated next to a guy who was already high and inspired. He was talking with another guy but we could hear him loud and clear. He spoke of how mama Ejiro mixed his Ogogoro with herbs the last time he came around and how it cured him of fever and improved his sexual prowess. I listened keenly and decided to give it a try. I and my friend placed our orders; four shuts each and two plates of cow head pepper soup. I asked her to give me roots, i.e. Ogogoro soaked in plant roots for several days. Her: four shuts of roots? Me: yes ma. Her: strong or light Me: ah ah, young guy like me. Strong jare. Ladies and gentlemen the above conversation nearly put an end to my life. cc Lalasticlala 1 Like |
Health / How I Suffered After Intake Of Ogogoro by TwoBottles: 5:08pm On Apr 07, 2022 |
Please don't laugh at me as I narrate my harrowing experience after sipping four (4) shuts of "Ogogoro", aka "Sepe", aka "Sapele water". You see I'm not new to Ogogoro; infact on a good day I can take down half a bottle all by myself. But, the problem is that I've never had it mixed with anything before. So, early this year, in the month of January when the cold of Jos city was at its peak. You could hear the wind whistling past your ears. My very thick blanket couldn't contain it, several hot cups of my favourite Lipton couldn't keep me warm and worst still, I couldn't even take my usual chilled two bottles of beer all because of the cold. Aha! I remembered "Mama Ejiro's Ogogoro spot". Fine woman, sells pure and undiluted Sepe. I whispered a blessing to her name and off I went. cc Lalasticlala please push to front page let others learn from my ordeal. |
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Crowned Miss Cell At Kirikiri Prison. by TwoBottles: 7:45am On Mar 10, 2022 |
She is enjoying her life even in the cell. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: 20 Lawyers To Defend Abba Kyari by TwoBottles: 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
This is one of the many reasons the country will never progress. We need a revolution Nzeogwu-esq. 3 Likes
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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by TwoBottles: 8:02pm On Mar 03, 2022 |
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by TwoBottles: 5:04pm On Mar 03, 2022 |
Candidlady: Nice @ "burning bush." Do you burn bush? |
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Rivers Hotel During Sex Romp With Lady After Taking Sex Enhancer by TwoBottles: 3:28pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
And another one drowns in the wide rivers of lustful desire. 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) -10th February 2022 by TwoBottles: 5:46pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
Draw match |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester City (2 - 0) 10th February 2022 by TwoBottles: 5:39pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
Liverpool to score in both halves 5 Likes |
Business / Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Dollar Bills: 'See Money! Come Pick If You Are Hungry' by TwoBottles: 7:14pm On May 24, 2021 |
So you decided to help her get the publicity she's looking for. OP get a life. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Kano Shuts Down 10 Boarding Schools After Zamfara School Abduction by TwoBottles: 12:37am On Feb 27, 2021 |
Schools in Northern Nigeria are a waste of space. They only serve to radicalize the students religiously and not enlighten them. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Has Separated From President Buhari - Kemi Olunloyo by TwoBottles: 12:28am On Feb 27, 2021 |
Buhari's properties should be shared ASAP. She deserves her fair share. It's quite unfortunate that the president has only got 150 cows to his name. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: BREAKING: Nigeria Christian Pilgrim Commission Disowns Tonto Dikeh As Ambassador by TwoBottles: 12:05am On Feb 27, 2021 |
Tonto should be an ambassador of a contraceptive manufacturing company. That's where she'll fit in. She's a good actress though; can't take that away from her. Baddest Nollywood bitch ever. |
Celebrities / Re: “she Didn't Do Breast Surgery To Make You Like Her” - Toke Makinwa Blasts Men by TwoBottles: 5:46pm On Feb 24, 2021 |
Woman, you are nothing without a man. Be it in the physical or spiritual world. 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: Herdsmen Burnt Down My Plantain Farm by TwoBottles: 12:48pm On Feb 14, 2021 |
My fiancé's dad narrowly escaped death in his rice farm last year at Ajaokuta, Kogi state. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Uncovers Cannabis Warehouse In Benue State by TwoBottles: 2:59pm On Feb 13, 2021 |
A police man used to be my weed supplier. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: I Like This Guy So Much But I Need Help Not To Show It Too Much.please Advice Me by TwoBottles: 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
Ee |
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Two And Set Amotekun Vehicle Ablaze In Ondo by TwoBottles: 10:13am On Feb 12, 2021 |
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