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CrimeRe: Buhari: It Would Have Been Major Blow If APC Lost Kano, Plateau by TwoBottles: 2:03pm On Jan 21, 2020
We are aware of your Islamic agenda on the Plateau and the useless governor is playing to the gallery. You made him the chairman of the northern governors forum and he accepted like the simpleton he is... But we the Plateau people will not be cowed. We are on alert and are willing to correct the mistake in 2023.


Plateau will never be an Emirate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by TwoBottles: 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2020
Can't stop laughing.. grin grin

RomanceRe: Abuja Man In Trouble As Lady He Met On Internet And Invited, Refused To Leave by TwoBottles: 10:02pm On Jan 17, 2020
angry[left][/left] angry angry
PoliticsRe: Now Ex Governor Emeka Ihedioha Weeps As He Is Removed From Office. Pic by TwoBottles: 8:51pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ok
PoliticsRe: Mbaka's Prophecy On Ihedioha Confirmed: Hope Uzodinma Becomes Imo Governor by TwoBottles:
coolGood. Uzodinma should settle down to work. Enough of the blame games from Ihedioha
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Supreme Court Nullifies Election Of Ihedioha Declares Uzodinma Elected by TwoBottles: 6:34pm On Jan 14, 2020
cool
Foreign AffairsRe: US Imposes Sanctions On Iranian Steel And Other Metals by TwoBottles: 9:58pm On Jan 10, 2020
I wonder why it's only the U.S. that can sanction countries. What of Russia?
TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria Mum Seen Crying Profusely Because Of Zeeworld (video) by TwoBottles: 9:53pm On Jan 10, 2020
Local woman is thankful...
HealthRe: Masturbation Want To Finish Me Oo, Please Help by TwoBottles: 9:14pm On Jan 10, 2020
angry
RomanceRe: Did I Push Him Away With My Attitude? by TwoBottles: 9:59am On Jan 09, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: 2020 Prophecies By Prophet Joshua Iginla by TwoBottles: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2020
My prophecy for this year;

1. Rain will fall during the rainy season.

2. The sun will shine everyday.

3. Our politicians will continue to say the right things while doing the wrong ones.
4. People will get married.

5. Slay Queens will continue to slay.... etc

RomanceRe: My House Boy Impregnanted All My Daughter's Help by TwoBottles: 8:44am On Jan 06, 2020
grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani's Coffin Paraded Through Streets To Furious Chants Of Death To America by TwoBottles: 1:57pm On Jan 05, 2020
sad
PoliticsRe: Fresh Pressure On Presidency To Bring Daura Back by TwoBottles: 11:23am On Jan 05, 2020
SouthNigerian:
Mallam Lawal Daura have not been completely out of the DSS formation since he was sacked by VP Osinbajo. He have been operating in the background with the Cabal. Now, the Cabal needs an inside person back in the DSS top job, Lawal Daura is the only man who can do it, he understands the Islamization Agenda very well.

Now, the Presidency is claiming to be under pressure to bring back Lawal Daura. The question is, was the Presidency not under pressure to obey Court Orders? Was the Presidency not under pressure to stop Insecurity? Was the Presidency not under pressure to create good Economic Policies?

The Presidency is only deceiving itself. It is the same Presidency pressurising the Presidency to bring back an Islamist who doesn't respect the rule of Law.

I mean, who can Pressurize the Nigerian Presidency in Nigeria?



MEANWHILE BELOW:

South Nigerians and North Nigerians are totally different set of humans.
Can you imagine a Yoruba or Igbo man getting involved in the fuckrry displayed in the pix below? No, we don't have time for bullcraps, we are hedonistic people.

The South are Hedonistic People while,
the North are Religious Fanatics.
Being a hedonist isn't a compliment.
SportsRe: A Village In Imo State Uses VAR To Check Foul Replay by TwoBottles: 10:45am On Jan 02, 2020
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 2020: Fr. Mbaka Drops Shocking Prophecy About Imo State by TwoBottles: 10:43am On Jan 02, 2020
lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Kwara Govt. Reacts To Saraki, Says Land Never Paid For by TwoBottles: 10:35am On Jan 02, 2020
In matters like this, I prefer to stand on the fence.
PoliticsRe: Kwara Government Demolishes Saraki's Popular Family House "Ile Arugbo" by TwoBottles: 10:34am On Jan 02, 2020
huh
BusinessRe: Nigeria, Sierra Leone Plan Currency Swap by TwoBottles:
huh huh


Then currency swap is the way to go.
PoliticsRe: Revocation Of Late Saraki’s Land: ‘Abdulrasaq Has Crossed The Line’ - Saraki by TwoBottles: 10:37pm On Dec 28, 2019
TheOdd1sOut:
the only way Nigeria can be better is if the looting machines are caught and tried like sarki and co, they should be tried and frustrated for depriving the masses of basic needs and the bullion master who was chased out of Yankee will be stripped of his loots and also the red pig republic must be wiped out and Biafry must not.come.to.fruition Nigeria remains one
So you suggest an entire race should be wiped out.. Damn this is the height of insanity. I may not be from that side but I dream to see the end of one Nigeria. The hatred is too much. Read your last two lines again.
CrimeRe: Man Mounted Moving Owerri-bound Air Peace Flight Got Arrested. PHOTOS by TwoBottles: 11:18pm On Dec 27, 2019
I know that man, his name is Musa. He is fed up and trying to relocate to Jupiter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (0 - 4) On 26th December 2019 by TwoBottles: 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2019
TwoBottles:
2 & over 2.5
Who would have believed me?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (0 - 4) On 26th December 2019 by TwoBottles: 7:24pm On Dec 26, 2019
2 & over 2.5
CelebritiesRe: Ruby Ojiakor Celebrates Her Birthday On Christmas Day (Pictures) by TwoBottles: 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2019
sadIdiot, see her face like sour akamu.
SportsRe: Francisca Ordega Buys A Car For Her Father As Christmas Gift by TwoBottles: 10:09pm On Dec 25, 2019
Nice, it shouldn't be about mothers all the time; fathers are also humans.
CelebritiesRe: Oge Aneke Celebrates Her Birthday Today, Shares Sultry Photos by TwoBottles: 6:36pm On Dec 25, 2019
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IAmStrange:
First picture: Crap

Second: Crap

Third: Double-Crap

Fourth: Super-Crap

Fifth: Mega-Crap

Imes is coming for you and your likes... angry

The end of your days is coming and the beginning of new ones... Imes, we await your coming grin
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PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari's 2019 Christmas Message To Nigerians by TwoBottles: 3:30pm On Dec 25, 2019
IAmStrange:
Hmm! WaLlohi, the one who reasons cannot help but realize how the prophecies of the Prophet are just coming to pass...

It was narrated from Abu Sa’eed al-Khudri (may
Allaah be pleased with him) that the Prophet
(peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)
said: “You will certainly follow the ways of
those who came before you hand span by hand
span, cubit by cubit, to the extent that if they
entered the hole of a lizard, you will enter it
too.” We said: “O Messenger of Allaah, (do you
mean) the Jews and the Christians?” He said:
“Who else?”
Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 1397;
Muslim, 4822.

This is the situation of many Muslims today... prophecies on the dot from the lips of the Prophet (peace be upon him).

We were strong and powerful, conquered those who tried to stop us and we became victorious only by sticking strictly to our religion... I'm talking about the time of the earliest predecessors...

When we start deviating from the truth and from the fundamentals of our religion, stArted creating sects and started following the ways of the Kuffar, we became weak as we see today...

And apart from being weak, many Muslims today have thought they they may gain the favour of the Kuffar by compromising on their religion..

But the actual truth is that you have to choose between Islam and the favour of the Kuffar... Because gaining the favour of the Kuffar can only be achieved by leaving Islam totally.

Allaah told us this in the Quran:

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be
pleased with you (O Muhammad) till you follow their religion."

How true is this? It has reflected everywhere and will even reflect on this thread.

All those Muslims who have compromised on their religion by following the ways of the Kuffar and the West to gain their favour, what they get in return is still denial, hatred and insults... just like you will see on this thread.

Indeed, the words of Allaah are true but unfortunately, the Muslims refuse to pay heed to it and we continue to be weak and weak. we continue to be disgraced.

This man has given this statement now to please them but what he will get in return is insults.. This is the Word of Allaah coming to pass

you can never gain their favour. never!

Well, I used to be worried about this until I came to know about the coming of Imes; my worry reduced. grin

Imes.. the end of days, the beginning of new ones. grin

Imes is the end of days; the days when many Muslims compromise on their religion to gain the favour of the Kuffar but end up getting disgraced embarassed

Imes is the beginning of new days, the days that the Muslims will stick to their religion and will become victorious in Shaa Allaah. grin

When Imes comes, the eyes of many will be opened and many things that were thought impossible will become possible. grin

Imes, we await your coming grin

Wailers are free to masturbate on my mention. that will not change the fact that Imes is coming ;D5
Awon werey radarada.
RomanceRe: My Beautiful Wedding Pictures by TwoBottles: 8:02pm On Dec 24, 2019
Tell us the venue because nothing beats wedding jollof rice..

Happy married life in advance.
PoliticsRe: Judith Amaechi 49th Birthday: Rotimi Amaechi Surprises Wife With Wake-up Song by TwoBottles: 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2019
IAmStrange:
Yeah! Enjoy your celebration of birthdays and the attention it's getting when it still has value in people's eyes... for Imes is coming..

Imes is the end of days, the beginning of new ones.

When Imes comes, the days of being blindfolded by the pleasures that come with falsehood will be over for many... The fold will be removed... The days when people's eyes will be open to the truth will come...

Imes is the end of days, the beginning of new ones... The end of days when birthdays still has value in many people's eyes, the beginning of days when such people will greatly reduce in number and birthdays will lose its value.

Imes, we await your coming grin
Imes kee u there..
TravelRe: Two Tired Masquerades Hanging At The Back Of A Bus In Enugu by TwoBottles:
They say "masquerades are ancestral spirits" but I once saw one taking pap and akara. Do spirits eat?
CelebritiesRe: Teni Visits Ned Nwoko & Regina Daniels, Holds Discussions On Malaria Eradication by TwoBottles: 12:40pm On Dec 23, 2019
donstan18:
Malaria eradication indeed.
The bushes have been cleared and the fumigant has been sprayed my friend. Now mosquitoes no longer sing in our ears at night; just the sound of beautiful women's voices moaning every night.

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