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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 2) on 5th December 2019 by TwoBottles: 10:05pm On Dec 05, 2019
Mek I shine teeth grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: APU: African Lawmakers Commend Buhari As Kalu Speaks On FG’s Strides by TwoBottles: 2:16pm On Dec 04, 2019
Kalu
Literature / Re: Airtel Wins Award For ‘best Use Of Storytelling’ At Seras 2019 by TwoBottles: 8:02am On Dec 04, 2019
undecided


Well I have four MTN sim cards.
Romance / Re: Muslim Uniabuja SUG President Proposes To Christian Girlfriend On Signing Out by TwoBottles: 11:12am On Dec 03, 2019
johnkay1:
Power, money and fame are irresistible for women


Lol
See as oga patapata dey eye the woman. The man Sabi better tin.
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by TwoBottles: 11:33pm On Dec 02, 2019
pocohantas:


Naso. All this one na to knack.


Good forbid! I may be a bit of a troll on social media, but that's where it ends.

You of all people should know that the social media is a place where people act what they are not or what they really want to be but can't in real life. From my "guest" days on NAIRALAND, I've watched you, read your comments, savoured your opinions, enjoyed your sarcasms, innuendos, puns and metaphors without quoting you: I have not quoted you more than thrice all this while though I've noticed you for more than three years. I'm real dear. A very liberal human being and very down to earth (I ain't short though). You are a difficult riddle from all indication but that makes you an even more interesting personality. I'm not the type to come to social media to seek relationship, I guess there is something in you that makes you outstandingly different.

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Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by TwoBottles: 10:58pm On Dec 02, 2019
KanuSE:


Scope tongue, just go straight to the point. grin



I'm shooting my shot bro, pls stay clear....

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Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by TwoBottles: 10:55pm On Dec 02, 2019
solasoulmusic:
Business is not do or die my people don’t let confused people put unnecessary pressure on you I’ve been called a prostitute too because I love myself and celebrate myself on my own personal page and the people I love who else will I celebrate and it’s far from the truth we are the ones who will say no and go for distance between guys but niggas still have their opinions regardless jealous niggas will always be jealous niggas if your confident in your product and people have confidence in you ... you may not even have to advertise as much you that carry bag no be love doctor last last nothing more tragic than a guy who things he’s gods gift to women in the flesh lmao with your point and kill shoe


Aggressive marketing comes across as desperate and the truth is what you see is just what people put out. So it’s an opinion not a fact. If I show you my debtors list you will bow but business must go on right but people are owing and here you come with assumptions and more pressure. Great things take time there is nothing wrong with lifting another to rise further I’ve never seen anyone fail by helping someone some have helped people who have gone on to do amazing things all you guys do on this site is down play people and call them names draw up scenarios in your head about who they are when they are making ends meet with less than you and have more to show for it when you don’t even make an honest living answering questions yourself some people get paid to give you inspiration To talk shit


F being on private let jealous niggas see your not bothered





I liked your post for no just reason, but I don't think OP is wrong.
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by TwoBottles: 10:46pm On Dec 02, 2019
abrojunior94:
grin


wetin you sef find go Olosho personal page

lets face fact, the upclass Olosho have alot to thank God for, inside this same lagos some women charge 500 naira for sex some 2k some 5k and they are not safe or rich, but the same Olosho with the same Vagina and few packaging earns millions per pop, drives benz, owns businesses and own a house that many Civil Servants would only dream of


Life....
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by TwoBottles: 10:44pm On Dec 02, 2019
pocohantas:
Those useless captions, I hate it ehn.
They just copy and paste it from Lord knows where. You see some of them will put "Highly sapiosexual". Someone that can't hold a conversation for 5mins.

Everything na to form woke.

Flesh and mere blood didn't reveal this to you, I love you so much Poco, maybe one day I'll get to see you and make you feel like the queen you truly are; in the eyes of the whole world.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Gorgeous Photo To Usher In The New Month by TwoBottles: 9:01pm On Dec 01, 2019
pocohantas:
Ageless beauty.

That is how you look without man troubles. cheesy



Poco, I still dey reason ya matta

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (2 - 2) On 1st December 2019 by TwoBottles: 5:52pm On Dec 01, 2019
Welcome to the premier league where no team is too big to get hammered.

This match is between the two biggest spenders of this season. Now let's see who has quality.
Romance / Re: I Dumped Her, But Feeling Its Not Right by TwoBottles: 5:28pm On Dec 01, 2019
grin grin
Politics / Re: Matawalle To Yari: You Are Too Greedy by TwoBottles: 3:30pm On Dec 01, 2019
maasoap:


Don't get confused, zamfara state governor didn't abolish payment of pension and other benefits to ex governors of the state, he didn't even have power to do so.
What he did was that he and the state assembly members abolished the law that said Yari and other ex governors entitled to another separate monthly 10 million naira, certain amount to the ex deputy governors too besides their pensions, pensions to ex speakers and their deputies.



So the vicious circle continues.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Thanks God For Saving Him From Assassins 5 Times by TwoBottles: 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2019
angry

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Romance / Re: If A Man Must Have Car, House And Job Before Marriage, What Must A Woman Have? by TwoBottles: 12:41pm On Dec 01, 2019
A woman must have the ability to cause an awakening between a man's legs.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: The Fall Of Political Dinosaur And The Jubilation Of The Tyrants! by TwoBottles: 12:38pm On Dec 01, 2019
Ok
Politics / Re: 2023: Parties, Groups May Merge To ‘battle’ APC by TwoBottles: 12:10pm On Dec 01, 2019
cry

They are always aligning and realigning to continue looting from where the previous ones left off. I weep for this country and most especially the youths. It's either we all come out and support Sowore or continue to grumble within ourselves. It's time to salvage this country from the kleptomaniac hands of those who are stealing our commonwealth and dividing us in the lines of religion and ethnicity.

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Politics / Re: Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi Named 2019 "Governor Of The Year" by TwoBottles: 12:07pm On Dec 01, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Politics / Re: Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi Named 2019 "Governor Of The Year" by TwoBottles: 12:04pm On Dec 01, 2019
undecided undecided


For accommodating Fulani herdsmen and ass licking the Commander In Chief of the federal Republic of Nigeria.



The fat ouf.

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Politics / Re: Matawalle To Yari: You Are Too Greedy by TwoBottles: 11:50am On Dec 01, 2019
undecided undecided

Other states should follow suit and abolish the payment of pension to ex governors and their deputies.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: We Will Depend On Non-oil Sector To Grow Economy by TwoBottles: 11:46am On Dec 01, 2019
Of course, it is easier said than done. Keep deceiving the gullible by saying the right things and doing the wrong ones.

Lip service government.

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Health / Re: Stemcell Is A New Way To Track Any Kind Of Health Challenges by TwoBottles: 1:27pm On Nov 28, 2019
Is this stem cell available in places such as Jos?
Education / Re: More on the University Student Who Got Expelled For Impregnating A Lecturer by TwoBottles: 1:25pm On Nov 28, 2019
grin angry angry
Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz Arrives Saudi Arabia For Fight With Anthony Joshua by TwoBottles: 11:53am On Nov 28, 2019
Andy Ruiz is too fast for a man of his size and physique. I see him whooping AJ again.

Expo for AJ

He should fight on the defensive, just as Mayweather did to Pacquiao. I don't see him beating Andy Ruiz in an open fight.

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Politics / Re: APC Chieftain Warns Oshiomhole – You’ll Regret Making Ize-iyamu Governor by TwoBottles: 10:38am On Nov 28, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: SAD! Uniport Final Year Student Commits Suicide After Completing His Project by TwoBottles: 10:33am On Nov 28, 2019
Oh no
Crime / Re: Nigerian Businessman Laments After Robbers Invaded His Home And Office Same Day by TwoBottles: 10:31am On Nov 28, 2019
Maybe someone is on a vendetta.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Honours Chaplain Femi Taiwo, Sacked After Encounter With Ambode’s Wife by TwoBottles: 10:26am On Nov 28, 2019
angry angry angry




Wetin Ambode no go see for government house?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Napoli: UCL (1 - 1) On 27th November 2019 by TwoBottles: 6:29pm On Nov 27, 2019
Ist halve over 1.5
Celebrities / Re: Adewale Adeleke And Adekani's Pre-Wedding Photos by TwoBottles: 6:21pm On Nov 27, 2019
pocohantas:
Mature and decent.

The guy seems more excited. That is how I like it... So that I can be using his head to play ludo grin grin grin


Poco, I've been noticing u and I would want u to not play only ludo but also chess on my head. Trust me my head is big enough to accommodate the two games.

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