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CelebritiesRe: Chinese People Celebrate Return Of Doctors And Nurses From Wuhan -photos by TwoBottles: 7:57am On Mar 19, 2020
Over here our doctors are on strike.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by TwoBottles: 7:39am On Mar 19, 2020
angry Thanks for sharing. I will like to advise Nigerians in my own little way;


1. Don't shake hands with anybody.

2. Boil your drinking water and allow it to cool before drinking.

3. Eat at least half of a bitter kola everyday.

4. Be careful when buying things from the roadside. E.g. a woman selling Akara will use the same hand she uses to collect money, to count and package your Akara. Same goes for Mai Suya etc.

5. Don't eat without washing your hands.

Pls, I love you all.
EducationRe: Aker Nguyilan: Jambite Dies In Car Accident While Travelling To Write JAMB Exams by TwoBottles: 7:20am On Mar 19, 2020
R.I.P dear, only time keeps us apart.
RomanceRe: Erigga Advise Young Men To Stay Away From Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend. by TwoBottles: 7:12am On Mar 19, 2020
Mek the tin no burst for your head oo, abeg.
PoliticsRe: FAAC Meeting Ends In Deadlock Over Revenue Remittances by TwoBottles: 7:02am On Mar 19, 2020
Whenever � money is involved, they bring all their nonchalant attitudes to bare.
PoliticsRe: FAAC Meeting Ends In Deadlock Over Revenue Remittances by TwoBottles: 7:01am On Mar 19, 2020
Whenever �money is involved, they bring all their nonchalant attitudes to bare.
PoliticsRe: FAAC Meeting Ends In Deadlock Over Revenue Remittances by TwoBottles: 7:01am On Mar 19, 2020
Whenever � money is involved, they bring all their nonchalant attitudes to bare.
TravelRe: Coronavirus: US Consulate In Nigeria Cancels All Visa Applications by TwoBottles: 7:48pm On Mar 18, 2020
This my bad news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by TwoBottles: 11:20pm On Mar 11, 2020
Stupid goalie
EducationRe: Criminals Break Into ATM In Osun State University, Osogbo by TwoBottles: 12:52pm On Mar 11, 2020
Hold the security personnel responsible..
CelebritiesRe: Photographer Slapped By Wasiu Ayinde K1 De Ultimate (Video) by TwoBottles: 12:40pm On Mar 11, 2020
angry grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke In A Yellow Bikini With Flowers After Swimming (video) by TwoBottles: 1:36pm On Mar 10, 2020
bwest of life... kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Stop Abuse Of Sanusi’s Rights, CSO Tells Buhari by TwoBottles: 1:30pm On Mar 10, 2020
angry You guys should stop using this dethronement to garner cheap publicity. Just let sleeping dogs lie.
SportsRe: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by TwoBottles: 12:47pm On Mar 10, 2020
Farmers league.
SportsRe: Man City To Be Stripped Of 2014 Premier League Title by TwoBottles: 9:49pm On Feb 16, 2020
Na waaao


May our past never haunt us!
PoliticsRe: Charles Idahosa: APC Lost Bayelsa Due To Oshiomhole’s Recklessness by TwoBottles: 7:31am On Feb 14, 2020
sad sad
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by TwoBottles: 10:10am On Feb 11, 2020
Amanofwisdom:
Hyperbole simply means exaggeration so by saying you would drown him in an ocean of love.
You're just exaggerating your expression of love towards to man by the use of drowning.
Ocean itself could be a hyperbole since your love might not be as big as the ocean but you're using the word ocean to exaggerate how big your love is.
"Ocean of love" is a metaphorical statement..
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2020 Nominations List by TwoBottles: 2:47pm On Feb 07, 2020
ossaisly:
Sometimes, it is not all about getting nominated. Its about winning it.
Tupac got several grammy nomination but couldn't win any.

All the best to our own smiley smiley smiley smiley
Tupac is still greater than any artist who ever won a Grammy. 2pac is one name that will last for generations to come.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Shrewsbury Town: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 4th February 2020 by TwoBottles: 9:46pm On Feb 04, 2020
donoro:
Lol even chewing berry rest their star player that score 2 goals first leg
He came from the bench in the first leg..
CrimeRe: Suspected ‘yahoo Kingpin’, Nwanta Anayoeze Arrested By EFCC, House,petrol Statio by TwoBottles: 8:08pm On Feb 04, 2020
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Fake Camel Toe, Fans Blast Toke Makinwa For Deceiving Them With Her Labia Majora by TwoBottles: 5:24pm On Jan 31, 2020
People get work sha..
BusinessRe: Business Man To Lunch New Airline UNITED NIGERIA AIRLINE Soon. by TwoBottles: 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
sad
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Boxer, Beats Up Spectator Mercilessly During A Football Game (VIDEO) by TwoBottles: 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2020
Davash222:
Last photo, see as my guy loyal and sober like a drenched fowl. Choose your fight wisely.
Ol boy, the blow humble the guy..
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Wears Camel Toe Revealing Tight Outfit by TwoBottles: 2:27pm On Jan 29, 2020
undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Pastor Adeboye Tells His 'son' To Sack His Secretary by TwoBottles: 2:25pm On Jan 29, 2020
lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Arrested In Court For Smoking Marijuana, Smokes It Again In Court by TwoBottles: 7:48am On Jan 29, 2020
For God so loved the world that He made weed...




My kinda niggar...
EducationRe: Unizik Fresher's Night Records Massive Turnout (photos) by TwoBottles: 4:08pm On Jan 26, 2020
Rookies
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (1 - 2) - Live by TwoBottles: 8:21pm On Jan 25, 2020
Chelsea should better win this match...
CrimeRe: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by TwoBottles: 12:12pm On Jan 24, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
This NEWS is FALSE.
I've seen the video and I Know one of the girls
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma Threatens To Clamp Down On Imo Fraudsters by TwoBottles: 8:59am On Jan 23, 2020
I did a background check on Hope Uzodinma and found nothing tangible. Someone told me that he is called the dollar man and his loot is as high as heaven.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 2) On 22nd January 2020 by TwoBottles: 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
Lol

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