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EducationRe: DSS Beats Unity School Teachers In Calabar by TwoBottles: 7:19am On Feb 03, 2017
Beating teachers in the presence of their pupils/students is uncalled for. This is the height of impunity.
PoliticsRe: FFK Shares Edited Photo Of Buhari In Chains, Held By Asari Dokubo For Hanging by TwoBottles: 5:35pm On Jan 30, 2017
This is insanely wicked.

But, for the sake of the little souls that were butchered in Southern Kaduna; I think Buhari deserves worse.
Christianity EtcRe: El-rufai Must Produce Herdsmen He Paid To Stop Killing Christians –  suleman by TwoBottles: 10:41pm On Jan 29, 2017
durubrian:
These so-called Christians are raining insults on me... Where is the love?

I don't blame you guys... You are about to be labeled as "Christian terrorists" ... May God bless you... But I will never kill a man not just because I'm a Christian but also because I don't worship Mr Suleiman, I worship God ( atleast for now)
you are a very stupid fool! May your loved ones be the victims of the next Fulani herdsmen attack. Amen.
CelebritiesRe: Domestic Staff Reveals Cause Of Tonto Dikeh's Marriage Crisis, Husband Relocates by TwoBottles: 10:35pm On Jan 21, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
cheesy This is what happens when you use girlfriend as wife. And use wife as Personal assistant.
nwa Mazi Ibe m kedu?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 3rd January 2017 by TwoBottles: 10:56am On Jan 08, 2017
write2obi:
Definitely
And they lost grin
PoliticsRe: Imo Pensioners "Invoke Spirit Of Ancestors" Over Their Arrears. PICS by TwoBottles: 10:31am On Jan 08, 2017
NaMeAboki:
Did anyone noticed how these pensioners, from a so called superior educated enclave, still cannot spell?
Their slogan, in the 1st & last picture, read something like, 'Do Not Use Hunger to Coarse Pensioners Accept 40% Pension Arrears.
LOL, COARSE instead of CAUSE grin
This shows how dumb you are, Mr know it all. If you understand English, you'll know that they intended to use the word "COERCE" which means that the government is using hunger to force them to accept just 40% of their entitlements.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 3rd January 2017 by TwoBottles: 9:10pm On Jan 03, 2017
Chelsea to lose tomorrow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2- 0) On 1st January 2017 by TwoBottles: 6:28pm On Jan 01, 2017
Iamthoney:
You are doomed but you don't know
Your entire generation is doomed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2- 0) On 1st January 2017 by TwoBottles: 4:55pm On Jan 01, 2017
Crystal Palace to win first half.
CelebritiesRe: Calabar Girls Twerk For Davido As He Watches ( Pics, Videos) by TwoBottles: 2:21pm On Dec 30, 2016
breakeven:
well in this matter you dont have a choice. it is either a girl or a boy. grin cheesy
So sad, girls are just so irritating!
CelebritiesRe: Calabar Girls Twerk For Davido As He Watches ( Pics, Videos) by TwoBottles: 10:04am On Dec 30, 2016
Dear Lord, please I don't want baby girls!
EventsRe: Little Boys Drink Beer To Celebrate Christmas In Benue State (Photos) by TwoBottles: 8:30pm On Dec 29, 2016
the guy in red.
PoliticsRe: PDP Salutes Buhari, Military For Capturing Sambisa Forest by TwoBottles: 5:25pm On Dec 27, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari Go Home!


Dear PMB,

Come May 29 2019,...

Give them back their corruption,

Give them back their terrorism,

Give them back their incarcerated thieving military Generals (Badeh et al),

Give them back their Tompolos

Give them back their Dokubos,

Give them back their Shekaus and his videos,

Give them back their ghost workers, Discontinue the TSA,

RETURN SAMBISA FOREST BACK TO SHEKAU

Make mere stealing NOT corruption,

Give them back their senseless bombings and go home to Daura to rest.

Let's see how an MMM economic model
will work for the nation of 'ungrateful nigerians' - where everyone is an expert and every crooked person is a Messiah.


This isn't a campaign piece, but a home truth about who we're.

Give us back our docile military at the mercy of insurgents.

Return us our state of mockery in the commity of nation.

Reopen the boarder to all sorts of importations including firewood and ebola.

Give us back Customs that remit national income into private pockets.

Let subsidy scam return and take over. Make FG perpetually indebted to oil marketers in the name of subsidy.

Let ministers tax millions of unemployed youths for job they wont get like immigration as against your 200000 employment that no one paid a kobo for.

Free the corrupt judges and let justice remain for the highest bidders.

Go home PMB!! Go home Baba!!
go home, she-male!
EducationRe: 10 Departments In The University Which Girls Admire Their Guys by TwoBottles: 9:21pm On Dec 22, 2016
Well I studied French language and the girls were always happy to hear us speak a language they don't understand.
Christianity EtcRe: Anglican Church In Rome & Bible And Beer Fellowship Shocks Nigerian Lawyer by TwoBottles: 5:38pm On Dec 22, 2016
Hey, I just need two bottles!
BTW, is smoking allowed? huh
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by TwoBottles: 7:53am On Dec 22, 2016
Medunah:
My lookalike cheesy
Taaah!
PoliticsRe: Protest By Hungry Imo Pensioners (Photos) by TwoBottles: 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2016
Who knows how much the inept one (Rochas) spent on Christmas trees and decoration this year?
CrimeRe: Cultists Kill Man In Osun, Three Weeks To Wedding (pic) by TwoBottles: 11:54am On Dec 20, 2016
Was he shot, butchered or slaughtered?
CrimeRe: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by TwoBottles: 9:11am On Dec 20, 2016
lanicky:
I bet you were high when you typed these... undecided
Hey chocolate, you are beautiful.
CrimeRe: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by TwoBottles: 8:36am On Dec 20, 2016
donphilopus:
What if you give way for sane people to thrive?!
Now that you've gotten the "likes" that you so much crave; look for a corner, lie down and die.
CrimeRe: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by TwoBottles: 8:25pm On Dec 19, 2016
Proudlyngwa:
You are just seeking relevance, unfortunately negative relevance is worse than no relevance.
Why not put your head in your butt hole and disappear?
CrimeRe: Man Who Beheaded DSP Alkali Takes Police To Forest Where He Buried His Driver by TwoBottles: 7:39pm On Dec 19, 2016
donphilopus:
What if you give way for sane people to thrive?!
my comment ain't about you, so get lost!
RomanceRe: Ever Got Turned Down By Your Date For Crazy Reason? by TwoBottles: 10:26pm On Dec 13, 2016
SexyNairalander:
they just don't believe that someone like me can be single


story of my life
Nna na wa for you oooo grin
SexyNairalander:
they just don't believe that someone like me can be single


story of my life
Nna na wa for you oooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Homegrown School Feeding Programme Kicks Off In Anambra by TwoBottles: 2:09am On Dec 10, 2016
Chikelue2000:
Am from anambra state bro, Idemili north Local govt
Great, I'm from Arondizuogu Imo state.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Homegrown School Feeding Programme Kicks Off In Anambra by TwoBottles: 9:27pm On Dec 09, 2016
Chikelue2000:
Anambra always in d news for d right reason
Man, where are you from? We share the same Igbo name and you are the second person after me that I'm seeing with this name.
PoliticsRe: Cooks Get N54m From FG To Feed Anambra Pupils by TwoBottles: 7:49am On Dec 09, 2016
I wouldn't allow my child to eat out.
EventsRe: Another Rescued Prostitute Weds In Omega Power Church In Rivers (Photos) by TwoBottles: 10:58am On Dec 08, 2016
Her juju strong.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Cuts Dubious Financial Deals Under Buhari - Sahara Reporters by TwoBottles: 9:36am On Dec 08, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Celebrates Birthday At IDP Camp In Abuja. by TwoBottles: 9:36am On Dec 05, 2016
May God bless you Empress! May you never experience lack, may the Lord bless all your endeavors and may you soar beyond human expectation.



I almost dropped a tear at the sight of those kids. #truelytouched
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Poses Nude With The Holy Bible In Viral Photoshoot: Media React by TwoBottles: 12:35pm On Dec 04, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
Give it up, cupcake, you've never been the sharpest tool in the box or yard. The photo shoot itself is to convey a message; heck, messages even.

-A nude dark-skinned female to represent stripped, pillaged Africa;
-Chains to represent limitations, leash, stagnation;
-Bible to represent Christianity, missionaries/colonialists and, by extension, religion.

The whole set-up depicts either or both of the scenarios explained in my prequel posts.

Screw the euphemisms, Valerie, you're dumb.
I love your insight, infact ; this can be applied to the situation we (Christians) find ourselves in this country. To the extent that we can no longer defend ourselves just because our religion admonishes us to "turn the other cheek", while Fulani herdsmen slaughter us with reckless abandon.

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