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Crime › Re: Mob Beats Rapist To Stupor In Ikorodu （graphic Photos） by TwoBottles: 9:15pm On Nov 30, 2016

they should put a nail to his skull

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Politics › Re: Ondo 2016: Echoes And Fears For 2019 Elections- Danjuma Abdullah by TwoBottles: 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2016

Crime › Re: See Photos Of The UNN Student Who Killed Himself Before His Tragic End by TwoBottles: 12:25pm On Nov 29, 2016

the police really need to investigate this.

Celebrities › Re: Sound Sultan Celebrates His 40th Birthday With A New House by TwoBottles: 10:14pm On Nov 27, 2016

the philosophical singer, I love you. #nohomo

Happy birthday man!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Feyenoord : Europa League (4 - 0) On 24th November 2016 by TwoBottles: 6:51pm On Nov 24, 2016

Man. U. =x Southampton =x young boys =x

Politics › Re: Photos: Dino Melaye Wins Most Outstanding Senator Of The Year 2016 Award by TwoBottles: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2016

silly clowns, they all need to be impeached.

Politics › Re: OBJ To Buhari: Act Fast, Economy Can’t Be Saved By Orders, Wishful Thinking by TwoBottles: 10:10am On Nov 24, 2016

Politics › Re: A Self Deceiving Country Called Nigeria by TwoBottles: 10:05am On Nov 24, 2016

Nice article.

Crime › Re: Chijioke Obioha Executed In Singapore, RCP Ministry To Claim His Body For Burial by TwoBottles: 1:09pm On Nov 18, 2016

ochubaebube:
Because of this ur intelligent post, anytime I get to c u, I will actually give u more than two bottles of ur brand.

thanks in advance bro!

Politics › Re: Philip Effiong's 91st Posthumous Birthday Is Today by TwoBottles: 9:05am On Nov 18, 2016

Fine man.

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Crime › Re: Chijioke Obioha Executed In Singapore, RCP Ministry To Claim His Body For Burial by TwoBottles: 8:58am On Nov 18, 2016*

R.I.P

Crime doesn't pay but it takes courage to do drug business. I won't condemn you because sometimes we do worst things to survive. Every dog has it's day and I guess you had your good days. Life is a gamble, you either lose or win. I'm not angry at you because I understand.

Rest on brother.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Singapore Executes Nigerian And Malaysian For Drug Trafficking Offences by TwoBottles: 8:46am On Nov 18, 2016

Crime does not pay.
But drug trafficking is better than looting and embezzling human parts.

Politics › Re: 2019: Presidency Moves To Cut Tinubu To Size (PICTURE) by TwoBottles: 8:32am On Nov 18, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's BBQ Show In Kenya, See How Ladies Flaunted Backsides (Photos) by TwoBottles: 8:51pm On Nov 16, 2016

Literature › Re: Chinua Achebe's 86th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by TwoBottles: 9:06am On Nov 16, 2016*

"When the white man came, we were amused at his foolishness and allowed him to stay; now he has won our brothers and our clan can no longer act as one. He has put a knife on the thing that held us together and we have fallen apart."

No African writer can beat Chinua Achebe's use of imagery.

#RESPECT

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Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date A Single Mother? by TwoBottles: 11:47am On Nov 10, 2016

If her name is Genevieve.

Politics › Re: Governor Nasir El-rufai Visits Family Of Late Col. Abu Ali (photo) by TwoBottles: 11:37am On Nov 10, 2016

If this makes front page, Nairaland has lost it.

Events › Re: Colourful Wedding Of A Nairalander's Sister And Her British Hubby. by TwoBottles: 9:08pm On Nov 07, 2016

If he were black, she would have demanded for a "white wedding".

Silly Nigerian girls!

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Crime › Re: Kenyans Youths Allegedly Now Sleep In Coffin For Rituals (photo) omg by TwoBottles: 9:20am On Nov 04, 2016

just make the cash, but never tell the ladies how you made it.

Culture › Re: 'Manhood' Celebration In Edo, Topless Ladies Spotted At Ceremony by TwoBottles: 9:02pm On Oct 30, 2016

Hope they are not minors

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Romance › Re: Girl Offers Lagos Guy Sex On His Birthday, Sends Her Boob Pix (photos) by TwoBottles: 10:08pm On Oct 28, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Ok.

This reminds me of a similar experience on Instagram... As a very handsome young man, I have a lot of ladies following me on Instagram and they do beg for follow back but as a man that have high taste , I usually select a few lucky ones that I follow back..

Now many of this girls will be commenting cute guy, handsome, boo , kiss me, touch me ,enter into my Arizona but as a strong Lord chosen church member, I do ignore the acrobatic efforts of the lady to get my attention as I do not want to fall in the gallows of sin .

I was jejely minding myself as I scrolled through bobrisky pictures when I saw a DM from a popular light skinned Instagram babe..

The thing shock me but I maintained composure......

She start praising me saying she really like my outlook on IG and she do stalk.. she even say she do wake up at midnight to check my pictures while strategically grabbing hold of a certain green color fruit usually used in salad..

She start praises on me and said if I don't mind and I shouldn't tell anybody,she would like to fuk me for free..

I say am a Christian and I do no such but she referred me to David and ask me to beg for forgiveness later..Il

I said I will block her that she shld let me be and I was almost pressing the block button when she sent in these two pictures that made me remove my finger from the block button..

She later sent picture crying that I should please do her bidding or she will commit suicide as she really wants me to sharpen her pencil even if its just once..

It surprise me why this girl want me to lead her into the other room.

I think about what Jesus would do, I think about my reputation, I think about the girl that is suffering and will kill herself if I don't do ,I think about the suffering of the fruit, I think about the pictures of the light twins she sent..

And finally, I arrived at a conclusion...

To be continued......

Idiot