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Celebrities › Re: Ikorodu Bois Recreate Zlatan Ibile Refusing To Eat Amala After Barcelona Defeat by Twoclans(f): 10:10am On May 09, 2019

airsaylongcon:
Some, a very tiny percentage of her jokes have drawn a smile. But yeah I find them (these bois and Emmanuella) very boring

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Celebrities › Re: Zodwa Wabantu Propose To Her Boyfriend, Ntobeka Linda, Buys N15m Ring by Twoclans(f): 1:08pm On May 08, 2019

A 15 million naira ring for a guy shocked

Something he will wear on his finger and still use it to finger another woman. undecided

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 6:06am On May 07, 2019

IamPlato:
So Whats The Difference Between You Killing Me And Blowing my Money

I Trek Back To Lagos?

Nigerian Girls! Always Trying To Use Smartness To Kill Young Boys With Promising Future

I Bid You...

Good Night and Good Morning

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 5:45am On May 07, 2019

IamPlato:
But You Friend Zoned His Ass abi.

Naaaaa I did not ,Alex na my G .

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 5:43am On May 07, 2019

IamPlato:
One Night

You Be Winch? Or You Be Winchcraft...

Inside Which Belle You Won Blow My 30 billion Put, you Be Whale? Abi Na Your Promise Land Juju you Won Use

I Have Fear For Abuja.

Woman Don Kill My Friend There Before...

LOL at bolded

You want to use that excuse to avoid me,I won't kill you I will only blow your money . angry

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 10:13pm On May 06, 2019

IamPlato:
Chai! It Is Finished!

I Need To Use That Ynash as A Pillow...

Lets Meet At Eko Hotel. My Head Needs To Feel That Ynash.

Dont Worry Nothing Will Happen. I Will Only Put The Tip

Come down to Abuja let's meet at Bolton White .The only problem is that when I blow your twenty years income in one night ,you will come and create thread on nairaland on how twoclans is a bitch and gold digger grin

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 9:51pm On May 06, 2019

LarryBee1k:
Be chatting with a yahoo boy alright. Dont you know twoclan is a male?

Ohhhh please . Alex21 is not gay.That guy is bad ass when it comes to touching women .His kisses : hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm .

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 9:47pm On May 06, 2019

IamPlato:
I Have A Feeling That This Twoclans Babe will Have Some Large Gallant Chocolate Boobs

Naahhhhhhh

My boobs ain't large .I am a complete ukwu babe .

Alex can testify wink

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 9:42pm On May 04, 2019

Alex21:
why do you really need to go down that road??

I am curious .

Oya na ,write . kiss

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Celebrities › Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Passes US Aviation Exam by Twoclans(f): 8:32pm On May 03, 2019

Earthquake3:
Make lefulefu get you

King lefulefu knows my ass is loyal to him

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Celebrities › Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Passes US Aviation Exam by Twoclans(f): 7:12pm On May 03, 2019

Chaiiiiiiiiii

Guy fine come intelligent join wink

Flyboy

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Romance › Re: No One Needs To Understand by Twoclans(f): 7:11pm On May 03, 2019

You can actually write down exactly how you feel about our friendship here.

I will love to read it wink

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Politics › Re: Middle Class In Nigeria- Is It Still In Existence? by Twoclans(f): 7:17pm On May 02, 2019

No it is not .

You are either poor or rich .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Twoclans(f): 9:51pm On May 01, 2019

What a way to start a new month
kiss

Barcelona champions for life

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Twoclans(f): 9:46pm On May 01, 2019

Naahhh men

What can I say

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Twoclans(f): 9:37pm On May 01, 2019

Yes messi

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On May 01, 2019

Suarezzzz thanks for finishing kiss

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Twoclans(f): 7:20pm On May 01, 2019

Barcelona let's go there

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Romance › Re: Man Saw His Girlfriend With Another Man After Lying That She is Traveling Home. by Twoclans(f): 2:00pm On May 01, 2019

pocohantas:
She told him she is traveling HOME and he didn't ask where HOME is.

He just assumed HOME is her parents house...

HOME is where the heart belongs,

HOME is where you find happiness.

HOME is that guy she is trekking along the road with.

Next time, don't assume. Ask specific questions.

She is HOME.
Are you HOME?

Laugh wan give me bow leg .

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