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CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 11:43am On Apr 07, 2019
Nofavorss:
Can I bring mine?
Nofavorss I rather you bring your lovely fingers wink
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 8:59pm On Apr 06, 2019
Akalia:
Does yours smell?
No sir cheesy

Bring your nose

CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 7:39pm On Apr 06, 2019
mysticwarrior:
na lie size matter, if the small size does not matter to the lady she wouldnt have cheated on him or insult him, if u have a small penis don't display it for a lady to see, because even without telling u the disappointment in her face will arouse a lot of impression.
Are you a lady?

My guy size does not matter at all. What matters is the skill of the holder. What benefit is a big size penis that does not know the location of a clitoris. It's all about skill.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 5:23pm On Apr 06, 2019
Bossjakande:
hahaha d day I will use my pingolo to injure u lols
Boss man I hail you sir wink
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 5:23pm On Apr 06, 2019
musa234:
what is pingolo madam? undecided
That flesh that dangles in between a man's leg angry
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Twoclans(f): 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2019
Nothing hurts a man like telling him that his pingolo is tiny just the way ladies hate to be told their womanliness smells undecided

The size of a man's pingolo does not guarantee satisfaction ,how many times are we going to keep saying the same thing angry
CrimeRe: Woman Pictured Beating Her Husband In Public by Twoclans(f): 3:04pm On Apr 06, 2019
Say NO to domestic violence regardless of the gender been abused. angry

It's even more painful there are children watching such despicable nonsense. angry
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre Stranded At Luxury Store Abroad by Twoclans(f): 10:18am On Apr 04, 2019
Shebi his father is a big boy in the banking industry.
CrimeRe: Lady Seen Fighting Her Husband Over A Sidechic, At A Joint In Ikeja Lagos by Twoclans(f): 10:29pm On Apr 01, 2019
Correct babe ,that is what it should be not all those ones that will be fighting the side chic as if she is the architect of your problem.
BusinessRe: Access Bank Unveils New Logo by Twoclans(f): 12:22am On Apr 01, 2019
My heart bleeds every time I see what became of Diamond Bank. A bank that had everything going for it. Nothing kills an organization more than bad management
CrimeRe: Lodgers Brutalized By Staff Of Askamaya Hotel In Lagos (Graphic) by Twoclans(f):
If only this lodgers spent ten minutes online to read people's reviews about the hotel they want to lodge in, they would have avoided the food and stuck with the strippers. That would have saved them from this embarrassment.

Once I am visiting a place for the first time,i go online and read people's reviews about the place. I can't come and kill myself. cheesy
FamilyRe: Housewife Pours Hot Water On Neighbour, Says ‘I Can’t Share My Husband With You’ by Twoclans(f): 11:19am On Mar 31, 2019
How many times are we going to tell this women to Stop attacking their husbands side chics or love interest. It is nobody's fault you are married to a community prick.


Anyway the police will handle your case.
RomanceRe: Viewers 18+ Fun Time! How Was You First Time Like? by Twoclans(f): 11:16pm On Mar 30, 2019
The expert is best way to Position for doggy, if you are lucky and the guy is endowed the balls will be hitting your vaginal walls and sensitive areas. cool

I hate doggy ,only indulge it to get a guy ejaculate faster ,can't come and kill myself. tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Twoclans(f): 6:57pm On Mar 30, 2019
Martin0:
hia see gbege oogrin oya come let me bribe u with one nice headgrin
You are looking for who you will bite her clitoris.

Thanks for the offer,i will pass grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Twoclans(f): 5:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
Martin0:
hahahahahahah wtfgrin I'm too much of a flightshocked

the 56th time I'm hearing this just withing few month's in the year 2019grin


hold on,please I need to change!how do you mean?how do I look?I don't get it when especially ladies say I'm a flirtgrin
MARTY YOU ARE A FLIRT
FamilyRe: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by Twoclans(f): 1:47pm On Mar 30, 2019
alert01:
If I'm the husband and I'm deriving some financial benefit from the said friend, there is no such manipulation you can do that can make me discard him. forget the women apparent power and card cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.,This is money issue
What if the woman has money and can replace that financial gain you get from your friend? Never underestimate the power of a desperate woman .She will subtly kill the friend if the need arises.
FamilyRe: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by Twoclans(f): 12:27pm On Mar 30, 2019
@ OP honestly there is an underlying problem, maybe your husband owes this friend some financial favours or the man is his gay partner .Those are the two things that can make a husband pick a friend over his wife for such a trivial issue.

I know my way is not pure, that is exactly why I avoid some kind of situations. If I were in your shoes I will apologize to him then I will go back to the board room and figure out the perfect plan towards kicking him out of my husband's life forever and ever. After all I am the woman in the house, you know how this things are done.

Apologize and push that nigga out of your husband's life, even if it takes you ten years to achieve it.
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 10:44am On Mar 30, 2019
Martin0:
chai,see as you dey make body dey sweet me ooogrin chai, body dey tottory me ooogrin

I dey fine eee!how ur creep na
cheesy cheesy

I am cool, just having a lazy Saturday. cool
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2019
Martin0:
This! hmmmm
Marty baby how far?
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 10:16am On Mar 30, 2019
texazzpete:
You're not proud to be a Nigerian because a blackmailer got her just punishment ?

Why do you people love to support criminals?



This looks more like a planned blackmail from the start.
Husband lures a girl to the house and plans with his wife to embarrass her and get a compromising video. Then extort her for money.
The first day I saw the video, the narrative you wrote is exactly what came to my mind. The lady is a young widow and a good soft target .They know she will easily fall for such deception.

In this age of social media and gadgets people should always be more careful. Alot of people are very sick and inhumane.
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 9:42am On Mar 30, 2019
namiji2598:
the man is at no fault, why nt punish the man who video the incident
It's not the man that recorded the incident, from the recording it is obvious the wife did the recording.you could see her friend turning to talk to her.

Except if the man was involved in the extortion part of the crime,regardless I feel it is justice served.
CrimeRe: Spouse, Friend Bag 9yrs Jail Terms For Stripping Woman Unclad In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 9:36am On Mar 30, 2019
I don't know why the husband is punished also, I also hope wives/women learn from this.You have no business with the woman your partner is cheating with. Your business is with the person you took vows with.
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola To Anto Lecky: "Don't Bite The Finger That Fed You" by Twoclans(f): 4:49pm On Mar 29, 2019
MJBOLT:
i thought as much,no way you are that good looking
Oil dey your head MJBOLT.

I am as ugly as they come. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola To Anto Lecky: "Don't Bite The Finger That Fed You" by Twoclans(f): 4:40pm On Mar 29, 2019
MJBOLT:
who dey that your profile picture?
Uganda things lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Aiyeola To Anto Lecky: "Don't Bite The Finger That Fed You" by Twoclans(f):
Abeg don't mind that anto girl, it's not her fault I am sure she came out and saw that the famous iamj of nairaland is her suporter and her head began to swell.

She is feeling like a winner, someone that wanted to kill me with boredom. angry

Someone that her pairing with Miracle helped her life.

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