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Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Get In Here If You Like It Rough During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 2:19pm On Jun 03, 2019

Thegamingorca:
When are we trying it

You are looking for who you will choke to death abi. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Get In Here If You Like It Rough During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 1:35pm On Jun 03, 2019

Noooooooo this is not my thing, but I could give it a try someday cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Sisters Want To Marry Pastors? by Twoclans(f): 10:59am On Jun 02, 2019

ibkayee:
Authority, money etc

Nothing against them but I can never marry one personally and if he gets ‘ordained’ and becomes one whilst we’re married, na divorce sure pass

Sis I hail you grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Sisters Want To Marry Pastors? by Twoclans(f): 10:54am On Jun 02, 2019

MadamExcellency:
Are you even a Christian sister in it's right sense?

I am a Christian ,the right sense part I don't know how to answer that one sha.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Many Sisters Want To Marry Pastors? by Twoclans(f): 9:00am On Jun 02, 2019

Your assumption is wrong, I am one person who won't marry a pastor. undecided

I don't do church boys. tongue

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Romance › Re: Unclad Woman Invades The Champions League Pitch At Half Time ( Photos ) by Twoclans(f): 9:37pm On Jun 01, 2019

She needed to spice up the boring match .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Twoclans(f): 9:13pm On Jun 01, 2019

This match is boring abeg angry

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Family › Re: 23 Things To Do To Keep Your Husband Under The Control Of Your Love by Twoclans(f): 6:38pm On Jun 01, 2019

Uncle jaks cheesy

People like me can't make a good wife with this your list.

Let me just go and become a nun cool

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Free Whatsapp XX Group Link by Twoclans(f): 8:47pm On May 31, 2019

MichaelGood17:
0

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Crime › Re: Man Discovers Drugs Inside The Slippers He's Set To Deliver Abroad For A Friend by Twoclans(f): 3:23pm On May 31, 2019

lefulefu:
hm d day i will travel i will use padlocks to padlock d outside pockets of my bag and my backpark will parmently be on my back.God help me sha.

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Democracy Message To Nigerians by Twoclans(f): 12:01pm On May 29, 2019

Op today is not democracy day ohhhh.If I am correct today is inauguration day.Or is Ebeles message post dated?

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Family › Re: Is She Cheating Already? by Twoclans(f): 7:02am On May 28, 2019*

JasonScoolari:
Are there any lady we call call friends again?

"Bestie Bestie" for Day
"Harder Harder" for Night.

I agree with you on this,however open your eyes my dear 1,Look around you.
2,Look within your church environment
3,Look at children born by your parents friends.
4,Look within your village
5,Look at siblings of your male friends .

If you check within this five circles and still can't find a girl.Then come back let us reappraise the qualities you want in a wife,lf we still don't make headway then you can just sacrifice your odogwu and become a priest. lipsrsealed

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Family › Re: Is She Cheating Already? by Twoclans(f): 4:59am On May 28, 2019

JasonScoolari:
I have come to realize that even if you give Most Nigerian ladies the best furck, attention, care, make her laugh, build a mansion for her father, they'll still have another excuse to cheat.

By the way, are you from Delta state?

Your first statement is not absolutely true. I have married ladies as friends who are loyal to their husband's despite the husbands not deserving of such loyalty.

The only thing I can tell you is ; marry a lady who is your friend. It makes marriage easier.

I am not from Delta State.

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Family › Re: Is She Cheating Already? by Twoclans(f): 4:37am On May 28, 2019

JasonScoolari:
Cc; Twoclans, Riyadhgoddess.

Clear enough now?

Jason most Delta boys are usually fun to be with.If you got that fun part in your DNA your wife might not cheat on you. No woman wants to loose a good man.

Go ahead and get married stop allowing your liver to cut based on a few stories on nairaland wink

Most women are loyal .When a woman misbehaves there is always an underlying reason.

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Romance › Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by Twoclans(f): 12:15am On May 27, 2019

NACE13:
That's not the way you are. I just analysed your post and something clicked. What if you aren't into guys but you try so hard to think you are

You won't be the first person to accuse me of your intent at bold. Unfortunately they are just accusations ,I love big dark dicks cheesy

I am very much into men.

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Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Bae During Early Morning Sex Even When They Have Not Brushed?? by Twoclans(f): 3:31pm On May 26, 2019

ubunja:
you win the UBUNJA AWARD OF EXCELLENCE.

Visit my room to collect, preferably after 8pm, preferably alone.

. You want to disfigure my labia minora abi.

I will come with king lefulefu to collect the award lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Bae During Early Morning Sex Even When They Have Not Brushed?? by Twoclans(f): 3:19pm On May 26, 2019

Morning kiss on d bed is d sweetest ,but please brush very well the night before .Then finish it up with early morning sex.A man's erection is at it's strongest in the morning wink

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by Twoclans(f): 2:34pm On May 26, 2019

lefulefu:
ok twoclans na igbo girl.lemme be saving d money 4 brideprice
op hope una igbo girls get rear attack ko?

I can hear the wedding bells faintly cheesy

They will ring louder very soon kiss

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Romance › Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by Twoclans(f): 12:13pm On May 24, 2019

NACE13:
Then why bother going into relationships, since you'd just keep going in circles.

Why don't you let them know what they are in for, and in case you both get to benefit from it, everybody goes home happy

Lol

It is not so serious, this relationships were not sexual and moreover I am in good talking terms with all my exes. I am just the way I am. lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by Twoclans(f): 11:16am On May 24, 2019

NACE13:
When you get bored? So, now you take relationship(s) as a game. A guy puts in so much effort for you both, then when you get 'bored', you just leave.
Damn, You are a monster. pardon my language.

You are absolutely correct at bold.

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Romance › Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by Twoclans(f): 8:45pm On May 23, 2019

Hmmmmmmm, my way is not just pure. Once I get bored in a relationship I move on regardless of how good the guy has been. Thank God my exes have soft spot for me, or else it's my type guys strangle. My craze is too much.

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Car Talk › Re: My Bitter Experience With VIO Officials In Abuja - Affi Bassey by Twoclans(f): 7:44am On May 23, 2019

CaptainMitch:
You are close to me, I am in the central business district.

Morning Chief, I saw this mention late. I left Abuja yesterday night.

When next I come I will ask you out on a date, I hope your numerous girls will allow you sneak out cheesy

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Car Talk › Re: My Bitter Experience With VIO Officials In Abuja - Affi Bassey by Twoclans(f): 3:52pm On May 22, 2019

[quote author=castro69 post=78620170][/quote]By the time my meeting is over, it will be well past lunch time. And I will get out of this town this night. Thanks alot for the lunch offer. I appreciate.

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Car Talk › Re: My Bitter Experience With VIO Officials In Abuja - Affi Bassey by Twoclans(f): 3:21pm On May 22, 2019

CaptainMitch:
Do you live in Abuja?

Don, I don't live in Abuja. I only come into Abuja for work and I bounce out once I am done wink

My work covers Abuja and the whole north. As I type I am heading to Maitama for a business meeting .

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Car Talk › Re: My Bitter Experience With VIO Officials In Abuja - Affi Bassey by Twoclans(f): 3:14pm On May 22, 2019

That lady area commander at katampe is a small devil. I don't even want to narrate what she did to our company vehicle.

All I know is that she is not fit to be a leader. angry

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Would You Like Your Lady To Stop Doing? by Twoclans(f): 7:00am On May 22, 2019

IamD18:
1. I want them to stop loosing their virginity carelessly just for ordinary promise from a guy to make them Whatsapp group admin.

2. I want them to stop being disgusting, they should how to keep their undies clean, rather than wearing one pant for 3 days and then turn it again to wear it again for another 4 days.

3. I want them to stop being lazy, they should enroll into jobs like carpentry, bricklaying, mechanic, conductor, vulcanizer, mixing of concrete, iron bending and driving of big lorries before having the audacity and impetus to ask for equal right with men.

4. I want them to stop being a disgrace to womanhood, they should learn how to make good food like our mothers of then without browsing and watching videos on youtube. Check the phone browsing history of an average Nigerian lady, you'll be seeing things like..."How to parboil maggi, how to wash salt, how to fry water and the rest". I want them to stop it.

5. Lastly, I want them to stop being disrespectful, they should learn how to cherish and respect Nigerian men like Ghanaians.

Mea sententia

Donstan the OP said YOUR LADY not Nigerian ladies. Now I know where your problem is coming from .God is indeed bigger than your problems according to Poco.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2019: Meet Ten Shortlisted Housemates by Twoclans(f): 9:21pm On May 21, 2019

oshe11:
Hoping to do thats......

When will it begin?

Honestly I don't know, they don't seem ready yet.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2019: Meet Ten Shortlisted Housemates by Twoclans(f): 6:42pm On May 21, 2019

oshe11:
I just dey Imagine being in diff camp with my crews; etc.......

Las Las I sure say I go even follow this one up?

Till then!

My partner in crime cheesy

Please follow this one, las Las it's all about the fun. Once I watch champions league final next week. I am ready for BBN.

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Romance › Re: Ladies: What Would You Like Your Man To Stop Doing? by Twoclans(f): 11:31am On May 21, 2019

jaksmillioniar:
dear why did u removed ur nauthy pix from dp

It's Ramadan season grin

Trying to be a good girl.

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