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RomanceRe: Bridesmaid And Best Man Scatter Wedding With Sexy Doggy Dance by Twoclans(f): 1:33pm On Mar 18, 2019
Baaaaaaddd child cheesy

That is how to get a man Hot cool
RomanceRe: 2 Feminists Mock Men On Twitter. Also Advising Women To Cheat On Their Husband. by Twoclans(f): 12:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Dis girl, you go like knack gan o
I am a grown ass woman ,if I don't like knack now is it when menopause sets in I will like it.

My dear good and safe sex is ******** lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Stefflon Don In Bikini, Burna Boy's Girlfriend Gorgeous In New Photos by Twoclans(f): 6:37pm On Mar 16, 2019
Martin0:
hahahahahahah baddestgrin how far you oogrin the weather cold oogrin my come
If you will give head oya come angry
CelebritiesRe: Stefflon Don In Bikini, Burna Boy's Girlfriend Gorgeous In New Photos by Twoclans(f): 4:40pm On Mar 16, 2019
lefulefu:
make u first go lick first and u will notice d difference.. Lick clean one oocheesy.
King lefulefu don't disturb yourself Marty will never take the above advice .
CelebritiesRe: Stefflon Don In Bikini, Burna Boy's Girlfriend Gorgeous In New Photos by Twoclans(f): 4:38pm On Mar 16, 2019
Martin0:
tufiakwagrin u wan kill me abigrin OK now I know

CelebritiesRe: Stefflon Don In Bikini, Burna Boy's Girlfriend Gorgeous In New Photos by Twoclans(f): 10:53am On Mar 16, 2019
Lefulefu oya bring registration form Burna is an ukwu boy . cheesy
RomanceRe: The Craze Over Big Ass Is Mindset by Twoclans(f): 6:43am On Mar 16, 2019
dingbang:
too too predictable. I expected such comment. Why so pained? grin
He knows it is true grin

RomanceRe: The Craze Over Big Ass Is Mindset by Twoclans(f): 5:20am On Mar 16, 2019
dingbang:
when dem carry this one put for bed now, u go just dey like log of wood.
Male bankers are one of the weakest set of men on this planet ,I would have said ding let's try and see but it will be such a waste of my time .

RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Twoclans(f): 8:30pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
hahacheesy ..hey sexywink
Hi king kiss kiss
RomanceRe: The Craze Over Big Ass Is Mindset by Twoclans(f): 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2019
dingbang:
do u have ukwu?
Yes dingbang I DO .

No guy has ever lasted more than a second in doggy position with me (rolls eyes) angry
RomanceRe: The Craze Over Big Ass Is Mindset by Twoclans(f): 7:53pm On Mar 15, 2019
Ukwu boys will NEVER concur to this thread .
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by Twoclans(f): 7:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
lefulefu:
victorian pray not to meet a guy wey go lick ur plate well cos if u do na u go even dey drag a guy head down dere anytime una enter za oza roomcheesy
I concur

PoliticsRe: I Have Lost Faith In Nigeria's Democracy - Okorocha by Twoclans(f): 2:38pm On Mar 14, 2019
Martin0:
political womangrin
Look who the cat dragged in cheesy

Marty baby wetin join us pass wetin separate us .Why are you like this grin
PoliticsRe: I Have Lost Faith In Nigeria's Democracy - Okorocha by Twoclans(f): 1:55pm On Mar 14, 2019
Let me just reserve my comment .
RomanceRe: 'Fatty Bum Bum, Happy Birthday To Me' - Plus-sized Model Celebrates In Bikini by Twoclans(f): 5:39am On Mar 14, 2019
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RomanceRe: 'Fatty Bum Bum, Happy Birthday To Me' - Plus-sized Model Celebrates In Bikini by Twoclans(f): 10:30pm On Mar 13, 2019
lefulefu:
dis one go kee person bikocheesy. I no dey do orobo abegcheesy. If my girl no get d stature of maybe sexybbstar or folake4u or daniella okeke or princess salt or twoclans then forgeritcheesy.
Sweetim this size will just break your bones .Please be managing my size cheesy

Mikeji just wants to see your RIP .
RomanceRe: Should I Still Give Him A Chance? by Twoclans(f): 6:27pm On Mar 11, 2019
One of the most difficult things in this world is for a woman to leave a man who knows how to make great love to her. Girl we both know that a good di.ck is hard to come by. wink

Find a way to make the relationship work,you need to up your game. I am sure you know what i mean.


Wait ohhhhhhhhhh,how old did you say you are again ,19huh? Oh please you don't know what good sex is yet.Stop deceiving yourself. Focus on been financially independent that is what is in vogue for women now.
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 11:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
Mcdreamy15:
ur profile picture always depicts Sex.. u go like to dey knack gan oo grin cheesy
..

Don't mind me jare. everyone already knows my way is not pure .
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 8:55pm On Mar 10, 2019
dingbang:
cheesy lol I guess you liked hector account more...don't you? wink
Yea I did.

I dislike dindbang with a passion . tongue
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 8:48pm On Mar 10, 2019
dingbang:
explain how
The personalities hiding behind the two monikers seem very different ,I can't even place which one I like more than the other .
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 8:22pm On Mar 10, 2019
dingbang:
why are you surprised?
Haaaaaa

I can't even explain .
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 7:48pm On Mar 10, 2019
Newboss:
Dingbang is cutehector angry
dingbang are you cutehector? shocked
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by Twoclans(f): 7:45pm On Mar 10, 2019
Nwaamaikpe ,nairaland is never the same without him.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
lefulefu:
. The only way u can get a genuine homebased wife if u are based overseas is to have a serious genuine girl while u were in naija and if u happen to port over the other side and u now settled u can get married to her and move her over with u. Any other way na yahoo yahoo naija home based chick u go getcheesy.
You are always saying this ,does that mean their are no exceptions ?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Dangote Truck Crushes Vehicles On Kaduna-Abuja Road, Many Dead. Photos by Twoclans(f): 10:31am On Mar 09, 2019
People experience alot of near death experiences with this dangote drivers on a daily basis yet the road safety corps don't deem it fit to call this guys to order .

They introduced speed limiters on big vehicles but it just seems FRSC is more interested in the money they make from the device,than ensuring that the limiters work.


This drivers are also always under the influence of hard drugs ,i think the appropriate authorities need to look into some of this reckless accidents . angry
RomanceRe: No Money, No Good Wife In Nigeria? by Twoclans(f): 7:32pm On Mar 07, 2019
Martin0:
o boy how you take want make person like me get sense when fine fine babes plenty yakata for Nairalandgringrin dey form sense dey go na, ar go know where e go carry you gogrin
Marty this is one big reason I like you,nobody can press your buttons .

Eze ego na Malaysia one of nairaland

RomanceRe: Man Almost Died After Being Charged 15k For Haircut In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 6:09am On Mar 05, 2019
lefulefu:
there some claasique saloons that collect b/w 1500k to 2k but then 15k too much for one haircut
The 15k was not just for hair cut ohhhhhh,fine girl gave him manicure and pedicure .He balanced he did not bother to ask for price .

They rub facial scrub on his face ,he balanced .As far as I am concerned he deliberately scammed the owner of that saloon . angry Abuja big boy my foot .Na so so fake life full everywhere for ABJ.


Where is pusyiter ?
RomanceRe: Lady Twerks In Front Of Soldier And His 2 Friends by Twoclans(f): 3:48pm On Mar 04, 2019
This babe can twerk up a storm shocked shocked

King lefulefu abeg come ohhh
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 3:31pm On Mar 04, 2019
Pusyiter:
grin
I laff in Congo
You, twerk? (Hold my head)
Wey the waist/ ukwu dey?
Rolls eyes tongue

Get that your Hairy ass back to ABJ joor

RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 12:08pm On Mar 04, 2019
Percival9:
i dey abakpa total cheesy

u dey kaduna naughty side!!
we had a naughty party yesterday there grin
u seem badt girl too
cheesy
At bold

RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 11:15am On Mar 04, 2019
Percival9:
kaduna?
which side?
cheesy cheesy
we rep croc city
Barnawa
RomanceRe: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by Twoclans(f): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2019
lefulefu:
hm my princess hope u can twerkwink
I can twerk up a storm kiss kiss

Twerking is my hobby.

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