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CelebritiesRe: Simon Konecki Could Get Half Of Adele's £145m Fortune After Divorce by Twoclans(f): 1:37pm On Apr 21, 2019
lefulefu:
u the one actually acting with no sense.if i wanted a divorce i can also do certain things to push my wife into sueing for a divorce without me actually pushing for divorce.its dat easy.
Sweetie I hope you know that is elder /preshbill don't waste your energy my love.

Happy easter to you kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Ladies Corner: Ladies Share Your Craziest, Exciting Sexcapade Here by Twoclans(f):
Guest007:
They confusion me with this tail, one is here cursing gays grin

You inspired me to share
grin
Awwwwwww I am happy I inspired you to share.

Meanwhile nice sexcapade wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Corner: Ladies Share Your Craziest, Exciting Sexcapade Here by Twoclans(f):
DamonSalvatore:
the person under the Twoclans moniker is a dude with hairy balls
Oh please not again this accusation is getting boring.
RomanceRe: Have You Met Your Doppelganger? by Twoclans(f): 5:54pm On Apr 20, 2019
Pusyiter:
Yes, always called by people anywhere I go that I look like Donal Duke.
Yeah I thought same too .

Just that you had a bigger frown lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies Corner: Ladies Share Your Craziest, Exciting Sexcapade Here by Twoclans(f):
It was a beautiful Monday morning one of those public holidays declared by the government ,the northern chilly harmattan was still showing off .The Saturday before that Monday was my birthday .Alex and I has this lovely connection .What we share most people do not understand.

We both agreed to use that public holiday to clear our backlogs i sat on the office table with my very mini gown feeling all excited and gisting him how the weekend rolled .Next thing I saw that desire in his eyes he won't stop wetting his lips.I leaned over to him whispered so many sexual things i think i also told him I could give him a massage if we drive home.He fell for the baddest seductress of all times.Twoclans can be something else at times.

As the front door opened and closed his hands were all over my body ,the kisses were so passionate it almost looked like we were just going to kiss all day.I was so fucking wet.I pushed him to the sofa kissed his nipples and simultaneously pushed his dick in ,it felt so good I have not had sex in a while.I was also in my favourite sex position .Sitting on a dick gives you the freedom to move in motions that gives pleasure ,coupled with the kisses and yes my boobs was all over his face and mouth.Hmmmmmm give me a man who is a good kisser any day, Alex is good .Once his lips hits mine I get all wet.


He climaxed ,his juice all over my laps as he still held me tight planting gentle kisses all over my face it dawned on him he had released inside of me.Crazy guy he only asked if I was in my safe period after pouring it everywhere without thinking .With my affirmative nod that I was safe .He carried me up straight into the bathroom and yes we had to drive back to work .
RomanceRe: I Have Never Cummed During Sex, What Can I Do?? by Twoclans(f): 9:20pm On Apr 18, 2019
@ OP to be honest with you a very high percentage of women do not orgasm during penetrative sex. Most women are just good at faking it .Your husband is worried because it looks like you don't know how to fake orgasm. Please go and learn ,you need to boost his male ego.
RomanceRe: Eudoxie Yao Shares Bikini Photos by Twoclans(f): 10:17pm On Apr 17, 2019
I am not sure nairaland ukwu boys will endorse this one.

Well let us wait for them ,I am sure they are watching champions league they will soon arrive cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Twoclans(f): 8:21pm On Apr 16, 2019
Barcelona is just giving me orgasms this evening grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: They Use Taxes To Attack Me Each Time I Speak Up by Twoclans(f): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2019
zicoraads:
Waiting for Twoclans to comment like...
Zic darling it is always a pleasant surprise to see you away from the ABPT. grin

Wetin concern me concern big girl like omosexy.

RomanceRe: Lady Makes Jest Of Her Husband As She Video Him While Sun Drying Her Undies. by Twoclans(f): 10:25pm On Apr 11, 2019
I really don't think it is ideal for a man to hand wash his woman's undies when she is not sick or dying or with a threatened pregnancy. undecided

Call me old school but this is a capital NO from twoclans angry

I trust the guys I date not to try that kind of rubbish with me, If you wash my cloths I will dump the relationship in the nearest gutter. That time you want to use to wash underwear please go and use it and make money.

It's not my fault I am an igbo girl.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 0) Live by Twoclans(f): 8:06pm On Apr 09, 2019
Game on

Man City let's go there cool
RomanceRe: Lol !! How Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by Twoclans(f): 2:34pm On Apr 09, 2019
Bruno3000:
she's not d one in dat pix
Tatafo

RomanceRe: Lol !! How Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by Twoclans(f): 9:33am On Apr 09, 2019
Martin0:
eberibegrin
Marty u don start abi
RomanceRe: Lol !! How Do You Ask Your Partner For Sex? by Twoclans(f): 8:11am On Apr 09, 2019
The way I will be nice and romantic ehhhhh even the devil will be shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by Twoclans(f): 7:41am On Apr 09, 2019
Dshocker:
Even a normal/tiny piece of chain on the neck?
Yes Dshocker ,even a tiny winny piece of chain
RomanceRe: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by Twoclans(f): 10:18pm On Apr 08, 2019
dirtycoin:
Really.

I cannot do without my thin silver neck chains.
I am sure there are ladies who will not mind your neck chains.

As for me my way is not pure, just ignore me grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 10:27pm On Apr 07, 2019
Cannicus:
Are you saying I won't be good in bed too?

I'm built like him oh!

Check my dp.
You are good in bed ,I have my confirmation on you already .

Let's not wash our linen on this thread tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 10:03pm On Apr 07, 2019
Cannicus:
Trust me, that guy can pump for hours, and his head is small enough to fit between your thighs. grin

Plus, his arms can support you in any position you desire tongue

He can even fvck with his nose sef, if it comes to that.
Sweetie last time I checked you are not gay.

That guy will not be good in bed . tongue Take it from me. wink

There is something about those muscles that just don't add up.This one will be touching someone it will feel like it's sand paper.
RomanceRe: Ladies Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 9:41pm On Apr 07, 2019
Cannicus:
You mean he looks like he will have a small d1ck ba?
Cani you know I rather pick a skilful man than a man with a big pingolo. cool
RomanceRe: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by Twoclans(f): 8:31pm On Apr 07, 2019
1,Hairy armpit
2,Neck chain (no matter how expensive it is)
3, bleaching shocked
RomanceRe: Ladies Smash Or Pass??? by Twoclans(f): 8:27pm On Apr 07, 2019
Why am I not impressed angry

He does not look like he will be good in bed .I pass abeg.

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