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RomanceRe: Do Women Like Receiving MouthAction(cunnilingus) by Twoclans(f): 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2018
zainmaxwell:
I knew someone who love it


Cc twoclans Oya food don done
wink wink.
cheesy cheesy

@ OP the answer to your question is a capital YES .women love to receive GOOD cunnilingus .emphasis is on the good.
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f):
noruwasman:
Nna twoclans is still expecting your proposal biko no fall Men hand. for the dog meat chill with jack daniel, kosi wahala.
Its like you don't know martin0 ,he is nairaland resident romeo and lover boy.Even if I open fresh boobi for Marty he will not know what to do lipsrsealed

Abeg leave him alone before he starts crying cheesy
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f): 6:17pm On Sep 09, 2018
Martin0:
and we da hell is thathuhgrin those are old times oo my deargrin but anyhow sha! how ur side na? hope say you go church today and also pray for me sinner?grin
Am cool.

I did not go to Church neither did I pray for you. Continue in your sin Christ actually came for people like you. cheesy
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f): 2:58pm On Sep 09, 2018
Martin0:
commot for here eegrin dem nor dey start love play like this na,grin Anambra babegrin e be like say u don dey ripe oo, wait how person go just carry toast you like that, ar never see ukwu and water melon and I wan toast you, his twobaby is it fair to yougrin
Ukwu kill you diaaaaa grin I am going to take you back to where you belong tongue
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f): 1:08pm On Sep 09, 2018
Martin0:
mehn who introvert epp ehgrin see ma sister's and mama and Papa go beat if them hear say na woman toast megrin
See your head undecided

Oya toast me ,I am sure they will be proud of you when you bring home a correct Anambra babe cool.Let's give nairaland wedding bells cheesy
RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f): 9:38am On Sep 09, 2018
noruwasman:
your obsession for MartinO no get rival. me; hoping soon or earlier, bell rings make we see news like beautiful photos of two nairalanders (twoclans wed martinO)
So much wisdom in your post grin, martin0 come let me toast you. Wedding bells must ring by December. tongue

RomanceRe: We Met In Church: How “No Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage by Twoclans(f): 11:28pm On Sep 08, 2018
While reading that epistle ,only martinO kept coming to my mind in place of the martin in the story, biko OP is the martin in the story a nairalander lipsrsealed
FashionRe: This Woman's Unbelievable Body Transformation After Just 1 Year Of Squats by Twoclans(f): 5:25pm On Sep 07, 2018
lefulefu:
u na blenze man naucheesy. Hope u see wetin u dey misscheesy. Just look at how dat ukwu is soft,round and palatablecheesy. Chai! Jus imagine u dey do d job from backcheesy.baba God i pray dis type of yansh be falling on my face every night in jesu name i pray......
AMENNNNNNNNN

CrimeRe: Armed Men Attack Latya In Jos, Kill 11, Injure Others (Graphic Pics) by Twoclans(f): 11:27pm On Sep 03, 2018
Waooooh so they are now called armed men ,no longer fulani herds men lipsrsealed

This country sha,we play too much .
RomanceRe: 16 "Bad Boy" Traits That Women Find Very Attractive. (Top Secret) by Twoclans(f): 11:22pm On Sep 03, 2018
oshe11:
What sayeth thou

cc Twoclans
We both know why you are asking me this grin wink

OP is on point to an extent lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Did You Come Up With Your Username Or Moniker? by Twoclans(f): 9:04pm On Sep 03, 2018
lefulefu:
when i was in jss in secondary school i was fond of wearing oversized shortscheesy. The sound the oversized shorts made in d wind when running earned me d nicknamecheesy.anyway i had other nicknames as wellcheesy.boarding house life was fun ehncheesy... Still remember d hostel beans and porridge and our loud mouthed matron with her big yanshcheesy. Optionally i greet u oo.long timecheesy.

RomanceRe: How Did You Come Up With Your Username Or Moniker? by Twoclans(f): 5:36am On Sep 03, 2018
Optionally:
Twoclans i see u
LOL ,Babe you caught me grin


I am a twin ,so i just decided to pick twoclans.

Lefulefu my king please come and tell Optionally why the choice of your moniker kiss
CelebritiesRe: You Must Date Her-fans Slam Miracle For Friendzoning Nina by Twoclans(f): 11:14am On Sep 02, 2018
Threebear:
DAmn !!!
You're cute ,that lips looks like butter and milk kiss
SMH cheesy
CelebritiesRe: #AMVCA2018; All Bbnaija Ex-housemates: Who Is The Most Sleek? (PHOTOS) by Twoclans(f): 10:15pm On Sep 01, 2018
Chimooooooo who did this to bambam shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Do Skin Complexion Influence Attraction Toward Opposite Sex. by Twoclans(f): 10:11pm On Sep 01, 2018
Skin complexion has a huge influence on attraction for me and I know it is for a lot of people.
CelebritiesRe: The Moment BISOLA Receiving The Trailblazer Award At AMVCA2018 (video) by Twoclans(f): 9:31pm On Sep 01, 2018
Well deserved .Congratulations Bisola .

I watched her live ,and she was excited .
TV/MoviesRe: What Male Celebrities Wore To AMVCA 2018 (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 7:00pm On Sep 01, 2018
Ebuka all the way,nice dress sense .
TV/MoviesRe: First Photos From 2018 AMVCA by Twoclans(f):
Ebuka is looking classy . Looking like a boss in white . cool

Dammmmmm that guy sure knows how to put things together cool
HealthRe: My Thoughts About Nigeria Medical Doctors. by Twoclans(f):
phase1:
The paperless electronic system which is also called the Hospital Information system (HIS) provides more avenue for even more information-sharing in saner climes in order to promote communication among professionals and minimize errors, that was the purpose of it's development of HIS in advanced countries. But in Nigeria ofcourse the same lackadaisical attitude is still exhibited, paper or electronic method, it is what is put in that the other professional will get. Garbage in, Garbage out.

While the rest of sane world think of ways to make difficult things simple, I think the black man has a way of trying to make easy things difficult. It's a systemic problem my sister.
You are absolutely correct .It just dawned on me that this could be a case of GIGO (garbage in garbage out) .If it is then its even more embarrassing because my colleague actually paid higher to be able to see a senior consultant at that hospital .When you pay more it is expected you should get better service.

I also saw some posts by doctors on this thread explaining the doctor to patient ratio problem in the country and I totally agree. Then again as long as top politicians and the president of this country continue to seek medical help overseas honestly the improvement in the medical space will continue to be at a very slow rate.
HealthRe: My Thoughts About Nigeria Medical Doctors. by Twoclans(f): 11:15am On Sep 01, 2018
phase1:
Sorry dear, I'm Medical Scientist my primary constituency is the medical laboratory. When she when there is an investigation or test to be investigated, there is a form called Laboratory request form, that form should communicate to the Laboratory personnel what test is being requested and WHY.
If you look at a standard Lab request form, it contain provision for 'provisional diagnosis', that is where the 'reason' for test being requested is documented for the perusal of the Scientist. In many cases our physician friends in the wards and consulting rooms hardly fill the documents properly, infact some just tear up a piece of paper, scribble down the test and hand it to the patient. It is wrong and it has caused a lot of miscommunication and ultimately misunderstanding in our hospitals.
In the hospital where I interned and served, we will reject the poorly filled lab request, document why we rejected it and ask for a new properly filled form.

Below is what a standard medical lab request form for hormonal test looks like.
This particular hospital is observing the paperless policy which is the current trend in every industry that understands its onions. The patient I went with did not hold any paper when she went to the lab section of the hospital because every details, requests ,payments ,next appointment etc can be accessed on the system by authorized staff. The issue I raised had nothing to do with paper or no paper. The issue I raised was with the hospital staff discussing a patients vitals and test requirements/results loudly to the hearing of other patients and visitors ,even when the hospital has provided stationary and well carved out areas for patients confidentiality.

The second day when my colleague registered her displeasure they showed her the paper already provided by the hospital were the staff just needs to scribble down the vitals and move to the computer to input the details instead of screaming to a fellow colleague across the room the details of a patients vitals for imputation. You can imagine your blood pressure reading screamed across a room and 30 other people will know you are hypertensive .It is quite embarrassing .Some hypertensive patients do not want anybody to know they are hypertensive.

I am really amazed at how the medical practitioners on this thread are defending what needs not be defended. It truly shows that there is no future for Nigeria and its painful.I don't know when Nigeria will get it right with service.
FamilyRe: Help! My Girlfriend PTSD Might Ruin Our Relationship by Twoclans(f): 10:15am On Sep 01, 2018
A stress disorder is not something to play with,I hope it does not degenerate to depression. Just be a good friend to her let her see men in a beautiful different perspective from what lingers in her soul. Doctors do not have the answers to every health or mental problem. Most times love cures what expensive medication cannot cure.

I wrote a post yesterday about a visit to a hospital with a senior colleague .Part of the outcome of that visit was that the consultant told her she had to have sex despite the fact that she is in her mid fifties .I was shocked when I heard the consultant say it. Show your girl love and affection I am confident it will go a long way.I also hope she loves you back in return so that you don't get worn out while helping her.

Best of luck.
EducationRe: Good News From Adazi Nnukwu In Aniocha District, Anambra by Twoclans(f): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Igbo Amaka wink

Loretto has always been known for breaking records.One of the very best all girls school in Anambra State .

Congratulations girls .
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Message! by Twoclans(f): 7:49am On Sep 01, 2018
Happy new month to you martin0,the guy that always cracks me up on nairaland. cheesy kiss

Lefulefu happy new month to you kiss kiss kiss come and tell Marty baby happy new month.
HealthRe: My Thoughts About Nigeria Medical Doctors. by Twoclans(f): 7:13am On Sep 01, 2018
eyinjuege:
You don't know the test she needed to conduct, so stop being ignorant. Because they removed her womb doesn't mean they removed her ovaries or her cervix.
She would have simply told the lab person she doesnt have menses anymore, and he would have done the test without a specific timing.
That's the problem with Nigerian patients, waiting to be spoon fed when information abounds everywhere. Why didnt you find out the test they asked her to do?
What if they wanted to confirm if she had truly entered menopause, before starting her on hormone replacement therapy to ease her postmenopausal symptoms?
Hope you know because you removed your womb, and no longer having menses doesn't mean you have reached menopause
The lab person doesn't know why they wanted the test, nor does he know she's removed her womb.
You have shown the problem with Nigerians,they always think everyone is ignorant .The hospital has a computerised system where all the staff who has access to the system can see the patients information online real time.It is clearly written that the patient does not mensturate,it is also clearly written that the patient has removed her womb and everything that has to do with ovulation or mensuration.

And to answer your question yes I know that the absence of mensuration does not mean a woman has reached menopause .The test she went for was to also determine if she has reached menopause since she has not been mensturating for over fourteen years and the doctors cannot just determine if menopause has set in.

Let's tell our self the truth the service industry is very poor in Nigeria ,regardless of the sector .I am in the service industry, I know I am also guilty of a lot of service goofs. That hospital we went to goofed big time. She engaged them the next day and they apologized .Please don't just jump on peoples mentions to defend mediocrity.

Have a lovey day ahead.
HealthRe: My Thoughts About Nigeria Medical Doctors. by Twoclans(f): 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2018
At OP you could not have said it any better ,I don't wish my enemy to have anything to do with Nigerian doctors as long as health is concerned .

I was at one of the general hospitals in Abuja last week with a senior colleague ,while her vitals were been taken the nurse was screaming out her details to the other nurse to write it down in her file in the presence of so many other patients also seated at the lobby waiting .She felt so embarrassed.

As if that was not enough ,when she got to the lab for specimen collection it was another drama completely. She was given a test to conduct after she sees her menses .This is a lady who had clearly told the doctor during consultation that her womb had already been removed .Biko where do they expect her to see blood from shocked

If you are lucky to be healthy and have no business with the health care sector in Nigeria ,you can't understand what God has done for you.

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