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Carshopper:
present ... going for vacation things soon.. I can't come n kill myself for another person money

Very necessary brother, all works and no play ...

temblor1:
Dirty, smelly, unkempt and ugly. Only know how to shine outside the house, with a selected clothing.

Huh

michael142:
Yoruba girls dey ugly sha

This una tribal nonsense is getting stale

TheCar:
Now you have our attention.

Come and continue what you started

Thebigkendo, eherbal, dovehorizon, dru23.

OP have new business ideas oooo

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obekediamondfuto & DelTel we have identified a reseller candidate here for that device.

There was this question carshopper asked one time to all existing and intending partners; is e-hailing a business or an investment?

This question holds the key on how one should approach this business. I stand to be corrected.

Where's carshopper sef

JoannaSedley:
No. There is nothing wrong with your wife but you. You do not have the same size of pen.is as your friends neither their wives has the same vagi.na type as your wife. You are looking for an excuse to cheat so go ahead and cheat and get it out of your system.
The facts still remains that a good rod won't even notice the difference between an unused VJ and a used VJ. A good rod is happy to delve inside a VJ of after one, two and even three because it offers less stress and no penile pain or bruises. But here, we have you with your kindergarten rod hoping to keep on fuc.king a virginlike VJ because thats the only type of VJ you can feel. Divorce her or enlarge your coast.

Pocohantas! Is that you?

thebigkendo:
Who don drive around a roundabout like 3 times so the uber waiting time go complete??

On getting close to rider location, called rider he said taxify driver has picked him, am like okay Bros pls cancel my trip then.. Bros come dey talk plenty story.. I said okay sir, bye sir. Na so I do the falomo roundabout 3 times collect cancellation fee, waka face bourdillon road

I saw the 10th wonder of the world yesterday at a Kazeem shop near a car wash.

From the car wash I sighted a corolla 2012 that they are servicing with a strange oil. I went close and observed that it's an MRS engine oil 20W50.

I asked the Kazeem whether this is the right oil for such, on realising the car na tokumbo and this is the first oil change.

Na so the Kazeem begin lecture me on why the oil is the next best thing after slice bread.

My brother ...

Bloggers are stupidly creative, and the major cause of disinformation in the social media space.

These were rustled animals, that were rescued from bandits by the police

Butterflyleo:
Those who are politically behind the killing why did they not leave politics aside and be humans first?

PDP is behind it and you can take it to the bank

Then the government should arrest and prosecute them. What are they waiting for?

Guestlander:
Isn't that the same road that was being compared to Germany a few weeks ago? Already being washed away?

Na wha for African engineers o. Abi na what you pay for na im you get.

Abeg, take am easy

Butterflyleo:
Question:

Since Ortom the governor of Benue, defected to PDP have you heard of any single killing in Benue even in the most remote village?

The Agenda of PDP has been achieved at the expense of benue lives.

Immediately he defected, they called off their mercenaries.

Its clearly not coincidental because I can bet that as long as Benue remains PDP there would be no single incident of anything herdsmen killing anybody and why is that?

PDP WAS SOLIDLY BEHIND THE MAYHEM IN BENUE WITH THE DIVIDE AND RULE TACTIC.

Bloody political party. They started by sponsoring boko haram so their methods haven't changed and will never change

My brother, let's respect the people that lost their lives dues to the government ineptitude and stop all this politics. What has happened to our conscience?

This government has all the state machinery to deal with this carnage, why the excuse again? How can they /you be giving excuses when the government has all it takes to arrest this situation?

Let's leave politics aside and be human being first

Sadly, none of my parents were alive to get this kind of treat. They passed on when there was a sign of light at the end of the tunnel.

How can one sufer to raise her children and not stick around to reap the fruit of their labour?

I am always tempted to say life is cruel, heck I have said it a thousand times.

I accept my fate and place my faith in the will of the almighty creator.

GAZZUZZ:
Forget about scanning, do a fuel pressure test. Usually the fuel assy needs replacement.

Ok Boss

Oyindidi:
Answer what?

Is he on the table?

Oyindidi:
go and sleep

When day just dey break here. Answer joor

Oyindidi:
Nothing new

So, he's on the table Abi?

Gazzuzz, my war horse � and travel companion( Peugeot 406 D8) just learnt bad habit; loss of power, especially after idling on a hilly area and a humming sound from the engine bay at gear 4.

It throws up engine checklight at will and it seems it happens when the fuel is low.

All attempts to scan the car no work.

Help a brother!

safarigirl:
why you sabi stalk me?

Na rove fa. Make you answer my questions

Is this an advert?

safarigirl:
She looks old, like scary old. Why does she look like that?

And the boy is a giant

Why you Sabi badmouth your fellow women?

GAZZUZZ:
2units 185/65R14 YOKOHAMA tyres

Sadly 2012 manufacturing dates.

What's the price and delivery to KD? Serious buyer

4 pcs of 185R14 for Ford Transit CL. Location Kaduna

GAZZUZZ:
Look like new tyres don't they? Even have 2018 manufacturing dates.

The paint marks are done by hand using ropes dipped into containers of paint, grooves are sanded down, tyre is painted black.

Careful what you buy as Brand new.

Some brands may/should be prone to this

nazablossom:

nazablossom:
Who keeps cake on the floor for children to play with? Maybe wizzy is trying to send a message to aunty Naomi. I smell conspiracy.

Truly, flesh and blood did not reveal this to you

gartamanta:
Another Python dancer down. The God Biafra can be brutal. It let him have his wedding introduction then cut him down before the wedding so that he can pay for the sins his fellow python dancers commited in the East. He can now go and practice his python dancing skills in the underworld

Na was for you oooooo

ifyeez:
Just got a request taxify 19min drive, I called the dude he said yea that he needs me buy bread for him on that same street his staying, so I will drive 19min to buy bread for him on his street.
I told him bros request another ride I can't. Lazy youth.

pocohantas:
I wouldn't know why you are asking na. Maybe you like daft girls, or you fund people like us for common-sense surgery.

You are well mouthed

MIKOLOWISKA:
they married cowards and refused to speak up themselves

Does this justify killing those women and those innocent and defenseless children? Spits

Chuks12499:
You haven't tasted the battle against this BH terrorists before....... You have no Idea what those people you call defenceless women and kids can do.. Never underestimate anyone when it comes to the issues of this cabals.

Brother, there's no justification for this whatsoever.