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Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Cameroon Soldiers' Executing Women And Children (Graphic Video) by Tyche(m): 6:19pm On Jul 13, 2018
This is so bad on all levels. What could these women and defenceless kids done to deserve this forceful trasition from this wicked World?

Humanity has lost its humanity
Politics › Re: Ekiti Governorship Election: #FayoseChallenge Goes Viral On Twitter (Photos) by Tyche(m): 5:49pm On Jul 13, 2018
Lazy youths! The country is on the precipe and they are making jest of it
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2018
slamstanlee:
Saw this car and it cracked me. Abeg which year model be this.? grin
Na just two Aboki go guard this one grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:33pm On Jul 11, 2018
taxiappguy:
How is 8.75 m daily not enough to pay for their operations sir?
In Abuja, they only have about 5 staff.
In Lagos, tops 15.
Making ~20 in total.
Even at an average salary of 150 k per head. That is 100,000 per day.
Office space in Lagos and Abuja can't exceed 5 million per month.
That is about 166k per day.
I will add miscellaneous costs of 1 million per day. Total of 1.266 million per day.

8,750,000 - 1,126,000= 7,624,000.

In fact, let's say I miss my calculations by a whooping 5 m per day. Say we add incentives, bonuses, referrals, adjusted fares etc. They are still quite good.
I may be totally wrong. You can share your math too why you think they might increase fares to 30%.
I think they are cleaning out.
What about cost of servers, et Al. There are a lot of blind spot from your end
Politics › Re: If Kemi Truly Applied For Exemption,who Then Was Igbokwe's Kemi On NYSC Uniform? by Tyche(m): 7:17am On Jul 11, 2018
sarrki:
Kemi is better than ngozi a million times

Thank you Kemi for fixing what that fake havard stuff destroyed
Are you taking extra murals lesson on stupidity?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 6:56pm On Jul 09, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
3 month old kia rio 07, automatic
transmission in perfect condition available for weekly rental.

Weekly returns 35k.

Upfront assurance of 35k mandatory.


Contact +234 803 237 0718

Inexperienced e-hailing drivers, do not apply.

if you owe your previous partner Do not apply, I have a database of debtors and you might loose your deposit.

I wan rent that bus for the front
Politics › Re: We Have Evidence Of Those Behind Crisis --presidency by Tyche(m): 8:49pm On Jul 08, 2018
They should phucking use the evidence asap and stop this constant yapping
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by Tyche(m): 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
after a hard days hustle, you find a warm engine to hide your loot, you fill your stomach with the spoils of the day and there after use the strands of copper in nearby wires to clean out your teeth.

Life is good. grin
grin grin

The day I found palm kernel nut in wife's Sante Fe engine, I knew that's it's village people in the form of rat grin .

There are no palm tree any where near my residence
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 12:06pm On Jun 28, 2018
ifyeez:
After waiting on a rider for 20min, not to talk of 9min drive to her location. Destination 15min drive.
Oga you're driving too slow, please am running late, 2min later call came in, rider answer yes am coming with the cigarette. I weak angry sad sad :. Running late to smoke 400 naira ride, I should fly....
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

This got me mehn grin grin grin grin
Business › Re: CBN Orders Banks To Spy On 19 Persons (Full List) by Tyche(m): 5:10pm On Jun 26, 2018
Sarkin:
Good.
Let me use this medium to say God punish those destabilizing our country with killings.

God punish pdp and ipob for sponsoring killings all across the nation just to throw it into anarchy. Just so they know, they can never be successful.
Inherent or learned?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:12pm On Jun 13, 2018
Enyinne:
Hummmmm people sha get lever, when they are asking and pleading for favour ,the sound like Angels but immediately it get sorted ,there real colour surfaces .One guy came on this platform asking for HP for sienna to Ghana, he got someone who gave him 05 sienna for it but not for this thread.Fortunately this particular driver that came here asking for this was my former driver partner for 4months before asking me for sienna,as I cldnt provide the car, he came on the thread to sweet talk people with his proposal.Now the new person that gave him a sienna is a my friend that is into uber biz . He asked me to come see the driver for the sienna ,I was there and coincidentally it happens to be my old driver ,I approved the deal cos I never really had a any issue with him but he has already started telling this man about me with usual driver story against their partner. I ignored it cos I know he felt the best way to get his new prey is to condemn someone. Now he started off the HP ,dropped 200k for initial deposit to continue paying 50k weekly. Now 1month gone no remittance . Car was recovered yesterday with gear issue, unserviced and bashed car Upandan with lots of stories to follow up .
Let's be careful cos people can change to something else within a short time cos of stress and challenge of life ,always be u and never allow situations to change u rather change the situation .
HP is not worth it, I experienced it first-hand and na 07/08 Camry SE, direct toks fa. If you see the car after two months, my sister, you go cry me a lagoon.

Worse still, the morefucker no remit sef, but he was on the road from the tracker. I just gave him a long rope and pulled the rug under his feet.
Politics › Re: And All Of A Sudden, Where Are The Abiola (MKO) Billions? by Tyche(m): 8:55am On Jun 13, 2018
dealslip:
Dangote started as a money launderer for politicians and military in the early 80s but to be honest he invested the he got very money well. He was also supported by the govts of OBJ, GEJ by allowing him monopoly of some items, all the samebhe is a good investor and businessman
You are giving too much room for emotional and primordial sentiments in your thoughts and utterances.
Politics › Re: Ocheroene Nnana Apologies To Yoruba! by Tyche(m): 7:29am On Jun 13, 2018
uba1991:
DIS idiot is an enemy of yorubas and shud b treated so. first, he shud b ejected from lagos[yoruba land] since he hate those that accommodated and feeds him,he shud not b allow to stay in any part of yoruba land. that ll serve as a lesson to dos pigs that their life depends on yoruba but instead of showing appreciation they rather hates and insult their benefactors at any given time
Like say na heaven? Mtcheeeew
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 9:57pm On Jun 12, 2018
Yesbody:
This idiot hacked into my account and posted this " I have started spamming "

I don't understand how he did it, guys red alert be careful GAZZUZZ is into 419 and yahoo yahoo
Don't av any business with him
what is the name of that your village again?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 2:01pm On Jun 11, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
me to i.t business is more like my thing, this business is just temporary.
Car maintenance is my thing, what I am doing now is to raise money for a shop and tools. But when you don raise money to move to IT, abeg give me your shop with the tools grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 5:22am On Jun 11, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Yesbody is an idiot
This is an understatement, the guy is completely deranged.
Politics › Re: The True Nature Of The Enugu/onitsha Expressway Under Buhari! by Tyche(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2018
adeolakemi:
he has shown us his pictures show us your own pictures or shut up from that your granny hut
Nwanne, sue yourself
Politics › Re: The True Nature Of The Enugu/onitsha Expressway Under Buhari! by Tyche(m): 10:39am On Jun 07, 2018
hakimi1974:
the o.p is biased i passed through that road 2 months ago, and i must say work is on going there. the igbo man just naturally hates buhari for not throwing away our common partrimony like a crazed drunk once did.
Enough of this fallacious generalization, alot of Igbo's like me are saying it the way it is. The road is receiving the attention it deserves and this government deserves commendation for that.

However, their handling of the economy is a story for another day.
Politics › Re: The True Nature Of The Enugu/onitsha Expressway Under Buhari! by Tyche(m): 8:59am On Jun 07, 2018
fergie001:
.
This road has been there for ages and successive governments have neglected it or given it a snail like attention.

I travelled through it sometime ago and noticed there's genuine work going on there, we need to applaud that. Why do we allow hate blind our reasoning? Even the Enugu PortHarcourt expressway is receiving the necessary attention as at the last time I used it.

Given this government credit for doing it doesn't diminish their failure in the handling of the economy. Let's be objective.

We benefited more with regards to appointment than the Yoruba's, but they bid their time, did the needful and are better for it this time. Let us stop being petty and emotionally dumb
Politics › Re: The True Nature Of The Enugu/onitsha Expressway Under Buhari! by Tyche(m): 7:44am On Jun 07, 2018
BaronCorbin:
Lalasticlala Seun, I was live in the bus yesterday. Behold the Eastern roads under Buhari. This pictures are live and direct not propaganda!

This man Buhari did absolutely nothing for the East! Absolutely nothing!
Why didn't Jonathan do these same roads; they were in worse condition during his tenure and absolutely nothing was done, not even mobilizing a truck to site.

If you are honest with yourself, you will admit that works is ongoing there as we speak.

Not supporting Buhari though
Politics › Re: ‘Transmission’ In Buhari’s Letter Evokes Laughter Among Senators by Tyche(m): 3:19pm On Jun 06, 2018
buhariguy:
Haha haha haha haha,

The lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra senators shouldn't be amused yet, because the weeping that will soon take place is unimaginable,

And the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra will be gnashing their teeth in weeping.

They will be calling buhari all sort of names.

Buhari is a tyrant, buhari is a witch,
Witching all the corrupt PDP, npdp and all opposing voice.

Just watch the drama as from tomorrow
Did you have to take lessons or there's an innate ability?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 9:25pm On May 31, 2018
omonla10:
Started driving 1pm today.. By 4pm was on 10k. Thinking I was going to meet 20k when this yeye timing belt broke.. Back to square 1..ive lost my zeal for driving again today jare..
If your car na pijo, you for hate driving Kia kia
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 7:58pm On May 28, 2018
chillex8:
Hope you are not typing with your feet . Na joke I dey ooo..
P.S What happened huh
Long story bro. My penchant for risks is legendary though
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:52pm On May 27, 2018
Burnt my fingers on HP even after what I read here. Lesson learnt at a great expense.
Family › Re: My Neighbour Tells People That Am His Driver After Buying His Used Car. by Tyche(m): 5:58pm On May 27, 2018
Baawaa:
It is simple, don't let him have access to the car anymore, don't help him to drop or pick his kids that is all.Whenever he ask you what happen just tell him you are not his driver
You made a good point except the bolded.
Business › Re: What Fast Moving Good(s) Does The Nigerian Market Need? by Tyche(m): 12:41pm On May 26, 2018
Acidosis:
1. Sweet corn
2. Bread and Confectionery
3. Exercise Books
4. Biscuit
5. Vegetable Oil Milling
6. Rice Milling
7. Instant Noodle
8. Fish Meal
9. Fresh Milk
10. Concentrated Fruit Juice
11. Margarine
12. Tomato Ketchup
13. Assorted Animal Feed
14. Cube Sugar
15. Garri
16. Decortication of Groundnuts
17. Fruit Processing and Soft Drink
18. Malt
19. Palm Oil
20. Chewing Gum
21. Pasta
22.. Etc..


Need a comprehensive business plan or market analysis on any? We can talk


Note*
No. 1, 21 are for serious entrepenuers who consider themselves as risk takers. Sweet corn is just a combination of corn and sugar. Unfortunately (after 50 years of independence), all the sweet corn in the market today were moved in from China, Thailand, etc. It is not a very expensive biz to start, but you're going to have issues with Marketing/Sales unless you're ready to get a good deal from a distributor. It cost about N200-250 to get a small size, so be ready to sell at competitive prices if you must displace the current market leaders.
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by Tyche(m): 10:50pm On May 25, 2018
HardMirror:
can you prove Zeus Hera Poseidon Demeter Ares Athena Apollo Artemis Hephaestus Aphrodite Hermes Dionysus Hades Hypnos Nike Janus Nemesis Iris Hecate Tyche dont exist?
WTF!!! I don't exist?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by Tyche(m): 10:49pm On May 25, 2018
HardMirror:
can you prove Zeus Hera Poseidon Demeter Ares Athena Apollo Artemis Hephaestus Aphrodite Hermes Dionysus Hades Hypnos Nike Janus Nemesis Iris Hecate Tyche dont exist?
WTF!!! I don't exist?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by Tyche(m): 10:49pm On May 25, 2018
HardMirror:
can you prove Zeus Hera Poseidon Demeter Ares Athena Apollo Artemis Hephaestus Aphrodite Hermes Dionysus Hades Hypnos Nike Janus Nemesis Iris Hecate Tyche dont exist?
WTF!!! I don't exist?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 8:00pm On May 24, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Cancel trip, stay nearby, if you are the only driver, you will be paired with same person again after chopping cancellation fee.
Sense will not kill you cheesy
Agriculture › Re: Mr Yusuff Gbenga Lesgupnigeria Is A Trustworthy Businessman by Tyche(m): 3:31pm On May 21, 2018
jessybabe46:
you are a big fool
Kindly intercourse yourself shameless, stinking motherfucking biatch
Politics › Re: Buhari 2019:the Fire That Yoruba's Are Playing With by Tyche(m): 6:58am On May 19, 2018
What a useless thread; so myopic in outlook, devoid of logic and lacking in substance.

This constant blackmailing of other tribes, because of their political afffiliation or leaning, is not and will never be a smart move. Let us use reasons to convince them rather than this constant barrage of insults and criticisms.

They benefited more in the present dispensation than the previous ones and no one will easily throw that under the bus.

When are we going to ever learn

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