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iamyemiakins:
Roost

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This is exactly how we used to sit and watch when dem comot our set for monkey post

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emusmithyy:
1 year old.

My parents are there and they would never die.
If Jesus comes anytime, I'll go to Heaven because I'm still a child.
I will be sucking brezz forever.
Pampered and spoilt.
Nothing to worry. Heaven at last.

kingthreat:
Poor dude. The money in spent in bringing the overfed hippo to America would have been used to find love with a white woman and build dreams together. Not this mistake.

Liliantalks:
I can never understand the ideology of you doing nothing financially for me and you are trying to checkmate me, want to see who I am talking to and getting jealous all the time.

Am I supposed to stop talking to other guys, because I am dating a guy like you who can’t even take care of the basic needs of a woman, her hair and toiletries? Of course I am doing it myself, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with my man doing it for me. If you are broke and do nothing for your babe give her some space.

She knows you don’t have and trying to cope with you but don’t choke her up, especially now when you have nothing to offer.

Ps: if you are stingy as a man, you are not a man, you have no value. I didn’t say broke I said stingy. If you can’t do in little you won’t in much.

vanida6:
To those dat get time for it

LilMissFavvy:
Son of a bitchhh, is a black beefy man the only available option for me? You are sicckkk in the brain.

LilMissFavvy:
Welcome to Africa means what? A wife married to an uglyyy beefy Nigerian man is expected to be faithful and still find such a man attractive, yet men cannot stick to their wife. Is it a curse or something? Because I don't believe that it means Africn men have a higher libido, or special libido

GreenArrow1:
The good thing about it is that, the one she gists me is even smaller than the one other people gist me about her. Imagine having a girlfriend and almost everyone you meet would tell you, "Eyaah, na you de with this girl now? Kai maybe na you go rescue her finally. Well done my brother. God will reward you. She been no get direction at all. Everyday different different men. God go help you."
Stuff like that has been said to me countless times by people who knew her and found out we were dating.

GreenArrow1:
Believe me, when I say over 100, I'm not kidding. Na she dey use her mouth gist am. Almost EVERYONE is her ex. It's bad o.

GreenArrow1:
Walahi. The troubling thing is that she gists about her past excapades as if they are achievements. With so much pride.
I feel pity for her sha. Cos I've done all I can to say I no do again. This girl is persistent.
However, I rather join priesthood than marry such a person.
You can't make love to such a human being o. Just sex. Nothing more.

bobkezel:
2 of the 3 guys were her ex. I spied on her social media she didnt know.
She came visiting, when she left my house she went straight to her ex house and told me her phone will soon go off cos of low battery. She didnt know her chats with the guy comes to my phone too. When i asked her she denied it. I kept my cool but in my mind i have ended everything. What i was doing was to keep lashing her till i am tired.
So, the 2nd ex invited her over, she went and spent the weekend telling me her phone has gone bad. I asked her she denied again.
I told her i am coming to see her parents so as to fix date for our intoduction.
3rd guy, she said he was just a friend that she will date or have anything serious with that kind of guy. So she told the guy i was coming to see her parents, the guy requested for final lashing, she agreed and the lashed in a hotel on 3 occassions oooo.
The 2nd ex requested for final lashing too, she gave him again.
I stopped asking her.
So i went to see the parents, they were very happy. We concluded on a date for the intro i left.
I called my babe, asked her about those sexcapades, she started saying that i am insecure, that she didnt do anything with them, that if this is how i am insecure that she would reconsider marrying me.
I knew she was trying to use reverse psyc on me. She was very angry o. I called her and then showed her all her chats and sexcapades.
She was shocked and cried herself to stupor. She begged and begged. Asked her friends to beg me too.
My intention was to tag along with the wedding plans and then disappear on the wedding day , but then i remembered her innocent parents.
She is on nairaland and may be reading this.
He body count should be over 25, cos when i met her i was the 15th guy. After we broke up i later contacted her and pretended to be interested again , i told her to tell me whatever she did with guys cos this time around i dont want to hear stories. She mention about 5 guys that she has slept with withing 1 year.
I just smiled and knew this one is born to straff.

GreenArrow1:
5? Lol.
Ewooooo! Chai! God!
My babe is running over 100. No joke.
I went to a club with her one night, she pointed 3 exes for me. I felt uneasy and left with her to another club and she pointed one more. I just weak.
She has literally traveled all the states in the country to sleep with men.
If I see 5, na to dive am with both hands.

merahki:
Yes, yes, yes
If I was dating you? The surest thing about the union would be the fact of my love for you. This would mean that I would be physically and emotionally attracted to you, and would also mean you are the only one I feel that for. So zero cheating from my end. This is regardless of the number of men I have had before meeting you. I would also not hook up the way I do with you with those exes, even though I am likely to be friends with them still (and which you can’t, and shouldn’t try to stop. You would fail if you attempted though...and may end up curiously asking me about them and about any exploits or gist regarding them. There usually would be. I don’t know how I do it ). Meanwhile the friendships with them and other guys are platonic and almost filial. Because I absolutely know myself.
You would be the only one who makes my body sing and melts my heart romantically. But that same heart is big enough for a lot of people including exes and your relatives and strangers, so you trying to curb it makes me feel you are insecure and small minded and would definitely kill/topple what I feel for you.

So your girl may be like me...or not
Find out, and grow from the experience
Cheers