₦airaland Forum

cucumbae:
Guys dey value gel more when she dey scarce.Make your sef and possy scarce he go send taxify to come pick you up with Abeg.

No be only pvssy scarce
Has Toto be ever scarce to you

It's because women are scum. EOD

Marry a Nigerian girl, then you've been scammed for life.

GreatResearcher1:
someone said; women would always make you go broke. But it's better to go broke with a white girl than to go broke with a naija girl.

I swear my brother.
What you said is the infinito•

She has said all the stories,I don't have anything to say..I leave everything to God.Thank you

I like that line.. I will use it one day when the ex ma'am is tired gallaviating around and wanting to file for a divorce.
Rather I will change the last paragraph to thank God.

Blessedmum:
Which area in Dubai is this bro?
Haven't seen anything like free food here in my own side. The one difference between here and Nigeria is the steady light and free WiFi.

Al madam Sharjar..

And where do you stay?

Plead:
This masquerade of a thing? Of what use is it or are they to the society?

They should be abolished. Any masquerade seen constituting a nuisance on the streets should not only be drilled but also arrested.

Come back home. Better don't die in a foreign land and when last did your feet touch down your village or don't your villa have any culture they keep up to?

To cut the story short for men..
Don't marry, bleep olosho when the konji too much
Have as much babies with baby mama's
When old go stay with one of your daughter if she refuses or treat you bad go your villa and get a small girl as maid that will take care of you all round with the enough money and investment you would have saved up during bachelor hood be spending the money or her and yourself small small. Live your life to the fullest life na only one, e no get duplicate don't come and kill yourself by yourself.

Mizwisdom:
Telling someone to shut up because she doesn't share your opinion is a display of extreme stupidity on your part.

I said that because you are being the talkative one here.

mansakhalifa:
Bullshit! God's blessing indeed.

No wonder we Africans are still dead in the habit of procreating like bleeping squirrels or should I say rats without plans.

At a point even the Chinese saw that practise for what it is. A strain and drain on scarce resources.

Him (God) knows the number count of hair on your head and the numbers of sand on this earth therefore he knows the number of every human being born on earth and he chooses who he wants to exist or not and no number is too much for him, that's why he told Abraham that his children will be like that of stars, also he gave man the mandate to go into the world and multiply.
If he takes Care of the birds in the air and provides for them their daily bread what is it then in human that he couldn't take care of and provides for? Abi you think say na human dey train and protect his/her offsprings. My friend everything, living and non living, human being is being controlled and taken care of by our Creator, God.

ProfDview1:
Pls marry her.. She is a good lady


U don't leave such ladies, u wife her.. She is a wife material.. A lady of honor, Deborah's daughter.


Pls bros, I beg u, marry her

Truly I will sponsor his wedding and pay for every damn thing..
She is a woman of virtue, her type is hard to come by.
Pls follow this my brother advice and marry her.



Since some bros no wan use their hand get sense.

Amanee:
This is foolishness

How's it foolishness
Shut up your mouth if your don't know what to say.
God blessings are foolishness
You should have also said your existence and that of your siblings is foolishness.
Give the one big family a breathing space biko!

I already love this family.

Wow.. God bless the heart of love and the hand that gives.
You will know no lack.



But next time only God should be the witness.
For he blesses us for what we do in secret..

Once again.. Remain blessed.

SweetCunt97:
You don't like black skinned ladies? What's with d oyibo fetish?

I'm black already so interracial wouldn't be a bad idea and mind you some white countries ladies ain't anywhere near being fetish like in Italy(Rome) I would go for a full blooded Catholic

emperorshaokahn:
if na ibadan now,na so you go day see brown roofs everywhere.

No blame them, na the dust from all those onitsha to Lagos traveling buses and cars dey paint them brown.

SweetCunt97:
Quite the funny read. Why would a married man be having an affair with a married woman? Woman wey her husband done scatter that place on a daily plus babies .

Your choice of words always have action same time speaking louder than mere words with the demeanor of man speaking. seriously if to say you be oyinbo I for marry you cus I don swear before shrine say na oyinbo I go marry.
Keep up the good words.

Nackzy:
That is what we call a good country, in colombia police are dancing for their citizens

Wow. That's a whole lot on another level.

Lol.. Your house dey for express when make egungun mistakenly enter

They saw you wearing adieu so they want to adieu you join.

Nackzy:
In a good country you'll enjoy lockdown

Just like we're enjoying it down here in UAE with steadily light without blink and free WiFi..

To add to it all, there is a supermarket beside where I live that shares 1.5 liters milk to everyone every morning and it has been running for two weeks now

Seetto:
The effects of overdose of kanu urine leading to a condition that affects the cerebral hemisphere of the brain called kanidvitis.

Na you still dey for the same shithole.. Na you go still suffer rn.
Wetin cosign aboki and toothbrush

happy200:
Na normal abroad lies cause am. "I'm working with oil company in Dubai" but no food on the wife's table

Shut up! You never know how hard life is until you start earning for yourself.

And buhari is not prone to the virus that's why he doesn't wear a common cheap face mask that could be gotten everywhere.. Photoshop at its highest creativity.. I pity for the masses for this kind of wicked government in power that has stolen the future of the country
to the last of it.

My own is that I'm setting down with a white woman and nothing is stopping me.

Iceberghill:
She is irresponsible
But damn.... Dats a super hot body

Yeah exactly what she wanted you to think feel and say and she caught you at the right corner..
Baba I have seen girls nudes to the extend that my dick don't even stand for mere nudes again else the ONE I feel I have some feelings for.

If only you know how easy and willing a lot of girls are going to pull their clothes for peanut then you get to know that female specie is the most useless to have come in existence..

Slimranky:
Don't go and start pouring out epistles on phone,
Most girls see men that can't ask them out or start a convo/express their feelings in the physical as been not man enough
wait till her return
Take her to a cinema
Buy her 3 scoops of vanilla and strawberry ice cream smashed with Waffle's
When she's busy licking it,start pouring out your feelings, dim your eye's and be serious
You will surprised she will feed you that ice cream

Wetin be the name of the movie you got this your advise from? What if she smashes the ice cream on his unrealistic eyes dimming

I have sex whenever I want to have sex. I'd even done it with my girl in a car right before we walked into the church on a beautiful sunday morning. That is so much how i love doing it. But I ain't doing that today.. Good Fridays are my days of total reflection about God and my existence in life.
Happy good Friday everyone.

Happy birthday my role model ..

Marlins stay off.

Xyzee:
You are in search of Arab women after abandoning your son with his poor mother in Minna. Go and try that abroad and go to jail.

You are not even qualified to speak as a man here.

Anuofia.

Lmao

Okay I have noticed you, can you move along now?

starbuck:
He is reaping the fruits of his labor �‍♀️�‍♀️..

'Train a child in the way ohe/she would go, and when they are old, they won't depart from it'


I hope some of our digital Nairaland parents learn from this..

Gbam.. Some parents thought pampering a child will make the child grow up to like and respect them.