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AutosRe: Viperman Christmas & New Year Auto Sales Bonanza! by tyor: 12:19pm On Dec 15, 2009
tongue tongue tongue NO DULLING tongue tongue tongue

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed NO DULL URSELF lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
AutosRe: Get The Cleanest Tiger Face Honda Bullet(europe) In Ph For Christmas by tyor: 5:02pm On Dec 14, 2009
grin grin grin tiger face what? U BETTER THINK 2CE. grin grin grin

HAPPY SALES
AutosRe: Viperman Christmas & New Year Auto Sales Bonanza! by tyor: 4:42pm On Dec 14, 2009
shocked shocked shocked BAD GUY SOMEBODY shocked shocked shocked
AutosRe: Honda Accord 1997 For Quick Sale by tyor: 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2009
Payless, forward pix to my addresss: >supremelivestock@gmail.com<

u need to do that quickly before its too late.
AutosRe: 2000 Nissan Altima (reduced) by tyor: 5:59pm On Dec 07, 2009
u're responding to ur own posts, quite unfortunate.
such cars dont command demand in naija, better review ur price or keep the Car.
Wish u d best!
AutosRe: Honda Accord 07,toyota Matrix 04/05,nissan Altima 03,HONDA CRV by tyor: 10:47am On Nov 30, 2009
Lanre90,

your prices are outrageous. I am interested in matrix. but its kinda expensive. buzz me on: supremelivestock@gmail.com
AutosRe: 2005 Toyota Matrix Xr 4wd ( Preordered by Janeto of Nairaland ) by tyor: 6:56pm On Nov 09, 2009
The picture you have is not the Original pix. ur picture is having a naija-like background and u said its pre-ordered.
pls clarify.
AutosRe: Hyundai Elantra ! Beauty Defined In Car by tyor: 7:51pm On Nov 21, 2008
Mr Crackles, u're definitely an epitome of a real NIGERIAN that lacks understanding and knowledge.

i am not a Pastor, but i know the book of Proverbs says, IT IS AS 'SPORT' TO A BIG FOOL (like you) TO DO MISCHIEF, A MAN OF UNDASTANDING HAS WISDOM.

what u should have put FIRST is what u put as a signature. MY BRODA, ITS A GOOD THING U HAVE, ENJOY UR SELF AND I HOPE U'LL SEE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE U DRIVE ON THE LONG BRIDGE. PLS DRIVE WITH CARE AND HAVE A GOOD TREAT WITH UR LADY.

MY COLLEAGUE AT WORK GOT DELIVERY OF HIS HYUNDAI TUCSON!

BAD BELLE , PEOPLE, MAKE UNA GO DIE LIKE FOWL
CareerRe: Which Is Your Worst Customer-Friendly Bank In Nigeria: by tyor: 7:07pm On Nov 21, 2008
worst is UBA, they'll neva let u know what charges are therein for contract which u have with them.

UBA will use charges to kill ur UNBORN Children if u're not careful. even without credit in ur account, UBA takes charges on Fucking ATM.

u need to feel Zenith, they charge u heavily but u'll feel the quality of service they render. their marketers are CUSTOMER SERVANTS.
AutosRe: 94 Camry Le For Sale by tyor: 9:13am On Oct 28, 2008
una get money o! y would u bid 500k on a ca that's bn used in d tropics. he didnt even specify how hold the car has bn with him. that car would do well for 300k (+/- 50k).

pally u beta sell dat car in abj not on the internet. no normal thinking lagosian would buy dat car for 600k
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NYSC: Which Amongst These Banks Should I Serve With? by tyor: 5:31pm On Sep 10, 2008
ukukaegbu:
I'm a corper currently serving with Unity bank in Abuja. When I was posted there, I wasn't happy with the idea of serving there. But right now, I'm happy and I thank God that I was posted there. What they pay corpers is not very okay but they'll soon increase it, so if you are posted there, you'll be the one to benefit from that. But I assure you that the bank is one of the highest paying banks in Nigeria at ET level if you are retained. You can go and verify. It's just that some people jump at conclusions without getting the facts. I'm not saying the other banks are not okay but I don't have the facts.
my guy ur blogs show how narrow ur analytical mind is?

how can base ur argument on a prospect for higher pay, ITS SO CLEAR MY DEAR CORPER. this guys arguement shows d method with which UNITY bank holds their staff. they promise them robust pay packages when actually they're not well paid.

after service, zenith will place u on EA like dat guy was sayin they'll give u ET in unity bank.

pls do not unite with HOPE-FOOLS, join d team of BANKERS and all shall be well with ur soul.

nne bia eba! ana m na Zenith and d place odi 2 gud
CareerRe: Which Bank Has The Highest Collection Of Beautiful Babes? by tyor: 8:56am On Sep 10, 2008
GAZZA
gazza:
wait a min never too busy to reply this.

answer is zenith

if still in doubt proceed to trainin skl at adetokumbo vi for the intro

no beef
I SUPPORT U BRO IT IS DEFINITELY ZENITH BANK, which other bank now? UBA?, Bullshit WEMA, Crap, unity, they dont exist,
CareerRe: Etisalat! by tyor: 8:52am On Sep 10, 2008
NO yawa but my fear is the kind of nigerians that has stake in ETISALAT.

people like BELO-OSAGIE, those guys are not known for quality they're only after money and do not care about what happens to the organisation. like he did to UBA and ran away to the states.

but we'll still apply sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NYSC: Which Amongst These Banks Should I Serve With? by tyor: 6:49pm On Sep 09, 2008
its so sad that one can be misguided by nairalanders.

AJUWAYA CORPER!

even a beggar on d street will tel u to choose Zenith. zenith pays well for corper level 420k per annum, zenith will give u the function of a staff and the paraphernalia of office.

not in those banks where u'll be used as an office assistant and make photocopies and despatch work.

just believe in urself and make a choice, i had a similar experience earlier this year but i chose Zenith Because of the automatic conversion of corpers to staff, the experience i'll get (and i'm getting), the Name and d experience.

that name ZENITH will open doors in those other offices (banks) u mentioned but those other names dont move zenith, because of the level and volume of work there which is minimal and non-challenging.

well, its up to u and what u want in life.

choose well
AutosRe: 2002 Nissan Xterra Jeep For Sale by tyor: 8:54am On Sep 05, 2008
pally,

no now, its actually a good thing to price urself well. but on a more realistic note, this car is too expensive for that price. more rugged SUVs will go for that same price.

why would i want to buy xterra when 2002 RAV 4 is for sale at N2.05m.

i think toyota is a more dependable car, even though its smaller when compared to Xterra.

but i'll go for RAV 4.

dont freak!
AutosRe: 4 Second Hand Japanese Cars For Sale by tyor: 8:05am On Sep 05, 2008
pally, y now?

u should help us and build this country not help us to break laws.

the Federal Govt of Nigeria has put an ultimatum/directive on the conversion of Right-Hand Drive (RHD) vehicles. I do not know when this ultimatum is due but it is not wise to still import them into d country.

TO BE FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST,
TO SERVE NAIRALAND WITH ALL MY STRENGTH
TO DEFEND OUR UNITY,
AND UPHOLD OUR HONOUR AND GLORY
SO HELP US GOD
AutosRe: Urgently Need Toyota Corola Ce by tyor: 6:44pm On Sep 04, 2008
i want to know too
LiteratureRe: What Is The Most Romantic Real Life Story You Know? by tyor: 8:28am On Sep 03, 2008
candide, that was so pathetic.

but is dat story original?

i luv it
LiteratureRe: What Is The Most Romantic Real Life Story You Know? by tyor: 8:23am On Sep 03, 2008
grin grin ;Dthe most romantic is that of an Islamic cleric and his 76 wives. shocked shocked shocked shocked
EducationRe: Nigerians And Spelling Errors! It Keeps Getting Worse! by tyor: 7:32am On Sep 01, 2008
CGO, i bow 4 u oh.

DID U READ UR BLOG, U SAID shocked''SPELLING ERRORS IN SPEECH'' shocked[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] u're a goofer!

u almost made me fear u more than i fear GOD. u're crucifying Naijans for spelling errors. why did d English man define the different types of errors. most of the errors made by Nairalanders are type-o-graphical errors

above all, we have a forum that gives nairalanders the right of expression, no matter how its spelt or said, we all get the message and react to it as it applies to us.

una nu?
RomanceRe: I've Had Enough Of Men! by tyor: 7:10am On Sep 01, 2008
its so sad that these days, we're go into relationships because we want to fill up a vacuum in us.

d reason we make conclusions such these is because we have realised that what we seek in that other person, we cant find.

U HAVE TO SEEK HAPPINESS FROM INSIDE, U CANT GET HAPPINESS BY 'GETTIN A BETTER HALF' as we call it.

there's no better half anywhere, have u eva tot abt this, what if what u think u hav is 1/2 and u're lookin for another half, what if d half u'll get is the same as d half u have?

my people, u have to make urself whole, EVEN IF D MAN U HAVE IS A BETTER ZERO, U'LL STILL BE A COMPLETE HUMAN BEING AND U'LL FIND jOy.

DONT FREAK!
NYSCBank Phb Corpers Ps by tyor(op): 8:40am On Aug 28, 2008
is it tru dat Bank PHB paid its corpers Productivity Bonus (PS) to d tune of 250k?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduates Against Dragnet GSE by tyor: 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2008
dragnet koo, dragnet ni!

moo na shyne una eyes well. shey na because dragnet dey publicise their own.

there are so many other YAHOO, YAHOO people claiming to be recruitment agency.

last year i heard of such thru a friend so i applied to see what they do there.

we had an aptitude test in a small church, they'll take N100 from u as file fees. then they'll send mail to evryone that u're successful and u should bring processing fee of N1100 and collect ur employment letter.

i'll be glad to tell u that , in d message they sent, they made it look real by telling u dat u'll give them 20 % of ur first pay.

pls beware of such. most of their adverts in on punch and guardian.

they advertise like this ''A COMPANY THATS INTO OIL AND GAS, TELECOMS AND MICROFINANCE, bla bla blah

PELLOW nAIJARIANs, BE GUIDE
RomanceRe: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by tyor: 6:43pm On Aug 20, 2008
inah, me kiss legs. legs wey don climb dumpsite for Ojota, wey don waka d whole length of 3rd mainland bridge and even d 4th wey dem neva build.

tufiakwa.

but there are legs one can kiss if u really want to. some legs hav passed nafdac q-control labs undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by tyor: 6:22pm On Aug 20, 2008
obia ma fum!
my heart dey skip!

wetin b al did talk about legs, nna, LEGS! ok

alright, it'll be d most romantic thing to do to a lady, but, NAIJA babes?

they've not gotten to dat level of romance, dem go tell u say

, SHEY NA KISS I GO CHOP,

even to give them Roses, u be mummy's boy.

my brodas, i feel our plight. we want to go to a new realm of rom-ance but our babes wants anoda level of
FIN-ANCE.

as for me B4 i make a pass to a lady i check-out their feets, then if she's wearing shoes, i look at what kind and what make. because a woman feet (shoes) say so much abt who she is.

from a woman's feet (shoes), i'll kno if she speaks Good English.

believe it or not, they've neva proved me wrong!

cool cool cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by tyor: 7:48pm On Aug 19, 2008
i bow oooooooooo

is this forum about Bible twistin?

many of u guys should be theologists
CareerRe: IT Professionals' Salary In Nigeria? by tyor: 7:37pm On Aug 19, 2008
MY BROTHA dont be misguided. d pay is based on ur negotiation skills and expertise (experience is not always the strength). just try to strike a deal with the big banks (i mean d likes of Zenithbank), they'll take you immediately and place u on managerial positions dat'll earn u btw $5G-$10G per month with lots of incentives like a choice apartment on the island and all the paraphernalia of office.

just strike a bargain and dont jump at offers. let ur invitation for interview come with an expense paid ticket (first class), etc or else they'll rubbish u.

bros, dont forget to try telecoms, because its d focus for d next 10 years.

try build ur knowledge on security. it's d most soughted for because of the rate of e-fraud.

have a gud tot

no where like nairaland, smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley NAIJA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by tyor: 7:10pm On Aug 19, 2008
i brodaa, CONGRATULAshun, dont be misguided. its simply a matter of undastandin. i'd buy into what dat pally said about PRINCIPLE. its actually ur own undastanding of the Holy Bible and sect. some sect believe in alcohol, some condemn it totally, some encourage it but are against abuse of alcohol.

just as some religion and christain sect condemn interest rates, abortion, euthanasia, etc. i'll advise u to dwell on ur own undastandin and direction from God (if u kno Him).

if i be u sha, i no go even dey blog now because i go don resume duty and not scratch dry wounds.

MY BROTHER FOLLOW YA MIND
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Girls, Which Of These Guys Would You Prefer To Date by tyor: 7:40am On Aug 19, 2008
nna na wa, i don tire
AutosRe: Buy Tokunbo Toyota Camry 2003, Honda Baby Boy, Infinity Jeep From 400k by tyor: 4:04pm On Aug 16, 2008
my fellow country people, una don see wetin i dey talk about.

pls beware of all those guys selling tokunbo cars. those cars are stolen especially those auto dealers in surulere, western avenue areas are theives or receivers.

cars stolen in abuja are brought down to lagos and vice versa.

they giv these cars total re-bath such dat cars stolen at 10 am would have taken a new look by 4pm.

shyne ur eye

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