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it seems that a new word you've just learnt?
well keep it up

on a second thought have you got a boo? no? why?
what do u mean ur ugyly? ok go and get an ugly boy ok
i guess i may not have to help u on that, cos is easy. unless you want me to belive u are totally a dumb head(in Nigeria we call it mu mu) but the great FELA call it pako/ suwegbe

pearldrops:
typewriter if u find pleasure in hiting at people then l bet u wont find same with me.
bullhead

whatever, just go and get urself a boo. ok?

Badman888:
typwriter noo i havnt done anything behind your back am still available as bestman

then act like one :defend our course and help me win snazzy

2cantango:
@Typewriter:

You're so funny

now u are wrong

what i said is the right thing to do cos this seun guy was once a my rival and may selfishly close down our ONLY contact point,
yes it is as she no longer reply my yahoo Msgr offline msg (s)

@my dearest snazzy abi i dey lie?

I confess what do i need to do to show am 4real?
I confess i wanted to meet her in person but she said NO WAY!
I confess I want her no matter what she wants to hide from Me
I confess do she think i'll wasting time and energy just 4 fun?
I confess help me pass it to her that am out of words

i confess 2c thanx a zillion times
i confess u have giving me an enegy boost that will last and sustain me for 5yrs.
i confess thanx again and help me tell her that am the best she got

Thank God O!
More seriously next time use something Entertaining like "am going to sell Nairaland or need someone to take over NL so as to give more time to hang out"

How and what do you mean Shutting down NL (the idea is really terrifying)

It nearly got me cardiac arrested when i read the admin msg.

all that came to my mind was -Snazzy is gone forever? oh no oh no
seun not now that she is given me a listening ear, and 2hours to come close HUH?
what's wrong with this seun self?

i rushed to make Snazzy my last post on NL when i saw the massage as the top post of the day and this version ended with April Fool.

seun be-carefull o! else you'll kill someone like snazzy's husband- me of course!!


@ My dear snazzy delay is dangerous O!
let set this ship sealing now that the coast is still clear, what do u think?

I confess me and snazzy are one now on Nairaland
I confess am in her Mind and on her neck now
i confess you know go know me again, even if you look now am new

I confess Snazzy is giving in on me
I confess our wedding will soon hold

Badman888:
too late

with this above and you said you will be my bestman? I don't think so

or tell me have you taking snazzy already (before our wedding?)

becos i expected to defend my absence as a bestman,
if you really wanna be a bestman. here is your chance act like one
cos not Hezi, Tosin will make you a bestman
it's me and only me will try you B A D M A N + 888 (risky but I'll try)

sorry i never asked what you are i said wake up(take a decision)
cos you posted
well now that you told me your an Net Admin it will be Nice to help with the topic don't you think?
tell us all about it. cos i stopped being a Net Admin 3yrs Ago.(long time in this computer business cos innovation is always out every 3-6 months) so what is up and new in Net Adiministation as at now?

snazzydawn:
ok typeriter,I will give you one chance for 2 hours if you can tell me my core village name

I just lost my breath when i read you post:
what's with you love? am yours and you are mine
i posted something for Hezi and Tosin et el to decide but you won't let them be the man they claimed,

more funny is you asking me for Village names, as far as we are concerned it has nothing to do with my love 4you
either way you alone will be the judge and you may decide to suit yourself for now, fair or not its all the same to you.

but the 2hours,  thouh got me ccracking and  gave me the impresion that you wanted me to fail right from start
cos i was offline all trough,

but i won cos it shows that you now have a little feeling for  poor soul, and i will enjoin u to keep it up as i
will never disappoint you! so lets go ahead and seal this love and you'll have the opportunity to know me better and
enjoy the goodies i have in mind for our love it's not just Gold and Silver that will express my love.
But[b] my soul, body and spirit will value you till the end of life[/b].

But thank God you did not ask me to tell your village name without investigating so i came up with the answer

Akanu-Isiama origin as you Told a fellow NLer long time ago and if you Deny this
it won't suprise me one bit cos i know why ( I know it's your pettern of deceit)
but this NLer will be totally devastated cos it means that all you said then and now  to this Good person was a lie!

pearldrops:
aawwwwhh that hurts 

you don't get do you?
once again you don't drink Panadol for another man's headache
nor cry more than the bereaved if it truly hurts i will do the aawwwwhh and wailling not you!
I sugesst you go get your own Boo. or  just do something with your life,  our Nigerian Tracy Chapman

am sorry that you guys are given this Dude a chance to play with your time
Seun should know better that all these things are just hype and when it happens it falls like a mounting of cards

simple you can give more than you get/have, where will you get the extra source from?
is like saying that you have a machine that will produce electricity and at the same time use its output to power itself
which means it becomes self powered, with out any means to depend for replenishments?

if it is true they need not make it seletive it cos the whole word will go for it and as such they make the money and fame that they need.

the funny part is the red line below:

cleokab:
Guys,

Please email me personally and i will get an evaluation code for you guys. Vovall needs to track who downloaded the software for record purposes and it is a condition of the software vendor.

Hope to hear from anybody that want the promo-code. sherifkk@gmail.com

They are giving advace tech. but were using primitive tech to keep record of site vistors? what a waste of idea. (its like 1 foot forward 10 feet backward)

every trick has a loop hole and i have found this one out! prove me wrong
look at winzip, fast download offline browsers, and getwrite, all these are amazing technology out put yet they have free evaluation copy for years ruining so what the F***k are u pulling, must be a bag of shit, and i don't wanna be part of it!!!

gem87:
girl i've been there and i've done that
tell him to go and look for his size and treat him like your brother,it's just a crush, with time he'll come to his senses.

Girl you have been to the wrong place and even now you are the wrong place don't post here again ok?

she is with the right Guy let here go too and find out if am diffrent am typerwriter an not that boy that had a crush on u?

now go to bed, i know you are still suffring heartbreak and as such you are not in the right frame of mind to make post on issues like this, just go on to bed, i know some more sleep and tears may give the relive you so much needed. crush indeed.

just that yours went to the rocks doesn't mean that I and her a rock bound too. just go to bed.

baby snazzy just don't mind her sick minds don't know love, so ignore her post.
baby baby we belong togeter, i can't sleep at night cos u are in my mind,

snazzydawn:
Please,desist from this rubbish else you will have yourself to blame for whatever happens to you,I don't like it at all.

@NL make Una see lovely threat O! abeg snazzy give it up. that's unlike U ke! Angels do not harm so do u too.

My baby my darling baby tell me whatelse could be worst than losing U?
in case if u 4got, let me remind U again

I said that I'll do all that it takes to have U as my wife
which means that if i lose my life in the process then so be it.
if Obasanjo so love the world that he is ready to die for this Nigeria jaga jaga everything scatter scatter,
then why won't i die to keep your love alive in me.
just try to be in one of my shoes( the left one hurts so much) for just one day and see how i truly feel.

therefore i beg you let this wedding hold as you planned, i already had my list of friends with the printing press near my house.

@ Tosin welcome to NairaLand, and let us settle this as Nairalanders, you see am a real lover who is ready to pay the highest sacrifice to marry my snazzy, but it seems you have infected her just the way she infected me. so i make u a deal. if you can try(i know it may be difficult for you as well) to disinfect her so that the real and better Lover (my humble self) can end this issue and get lovely snazzy's marrage well done and over with!

if you accept this deal I pray i will make it up to you
for a stat i will ask my pastor to pray for the wellbeing of you and your wellwishers everyday!
the rest will follow as soon as i get your nods (or your plans if you have a better idea to make me have snazzy) But am not ready to share her O! like the women and the Baby B4 King Solomon. or share her like a bottle of fanter(share the fun) i want her wholly for me as a complete dose to my snazzesst ailment.

but if you will not take my offer then i have no option but to face you in a duel and the last man standing shall wed my snazzy
Oh my God I know u always deliver me like you did King David.

and if you keep numb on all this then I know for sure you are taking my snazzy for a game. even for that i will hurt you!

once again welcome to NairaLand and i hope you find it intersting and may God give you your true love here too. cos I found mine here, o yes lovely Snazzy.


@snazzy each time i remember your name my face go like this
and by my daily statistic the frequency range is 21600 times a day, which is six hours of non stop
and there is strong indication that will double as time goes on.

pearldrops:
indeed a fool's paradise please count me out

@ beardrop who counted you in at the first instance?
my enemies are not invited, so go away joo
yet another opportunity for you to find your Mr Right denied by me
i will yan u the koko and the tungolo after
mo wa talented sha

i think the Pic above must be the hero (actor) in the motion picture
titled King Kong

ojd:

wake up boy its the Month of March
you better march along or you be marched upon

take a decision man
which profession do u want to take to

sing like a bird

IAH:
Typewriter, are you the groom-to-be?

yes o! it wasn't easy O!
but thank God
the Storm is over!
snazzy in my arms
Hezekiah, (Tosin sound like To sin?) He too has stop sinning and et el are all under my foot now!

Love is good especially when you dream woman is giving you some small wahala
now we are getting tied finally

well now that we are out and flat lets go back to the topic

a computer network engineer is a high-level LAN/WAN technician who plans, implements and supports network solutions between multiple platforms. A network engineer installs and maintains local area network hardware and software, and troubleshoots network usage and computer peripherals. He may have CNE certification.

but “I started out as a systems Unix administrator, then moved to network engineering, then switched to being a programmer, and now I’m managing a company and handling business development,” says one former network professional. The same thinking that makes for a talented network engineer applies well to programming, systems administration, and other sorts of fields employing logic, like engineering. However, the skills themselves are very specific, narrow, and vertical. “There aren’t really any industries where parallel skills would be appropriate. It’s not like you can say, ‘oh, I see how this could apply to being a chef,’ for example.”


thefore the Question

I am interested in pursuing a career in the Computer Information Systems field. I would like to know what responsibilities such a career would consist of. That is, what could I do in this field?

Get the answer below



Employment opportunities for CIS graduates continues to be very positive. The demand for CIS graduates has increased for the past several years, and it should continue to increase for at least the next five years.

Job titles and descriptions vary from business to business. Therefore, the following job descriptions are not meant to imply that all persons with the following job titles perform the same duties and responsibilities.

Careers:

1. Systems Analyst:

Systems Analysts work closely with managers, software programmers, and computer users to pinpoint needs and reach goals. Businesses of all types rely on Systems Analysts to integrate and upgrade their systems and ensure that they run smoothly. An entry-level analyst might work closely with end-users to analyze their needs and design an information system solution.

2. Database Analyst:

A Database Analyst is a persons that must be familiar with the organization's database structure and assists systems analysts and business programmers in developing or modifying applications that use the database.

3. Database Administrator

Database Administrators interact with top management, end users, and system developers to do long range information planning and design. The Database Administrator is responsible for improving database performance, ensuring the overall security of the database, and for providing training and support to users.

4. Web Developer Webmaster Web Engineer

Web Developers design, implement, and support Web applications. Most Webmasters Web Developers Web Engineers maintain a company's Web site, but the responsibilities vary from company to company. A Webmaster may develop the content and graphics for a Web site. A Webmaster may control the infrastructure for a Web site. A Webmaster may coordinate a team of Web developers that work on a Web site. Helpful software to know if you desire to become a Webmaster are HTML, Java, and JavaScript. A Webmaster also needs to know about servers and databases.
A Web Developer may be responsible for supporting the marketing related features of a Web site. Helpful software to know includes HTML, Java, JavaScript, Perl, and VBScript. It is also a plus to know Adobe PhotoShop and Macromedia Flash. Two of the more popular certifications for Web Developers are through the IWA (International Webmaster Association) and WOW (World Organization of Webmasters).

5. Help Desk Technical Support Application Support

Most medium to large organizations have Help Desk Operators to assist with computer questions. A Help Desk Operator may answer software and/or hardware questions for employees over the telephone, e-mail, or in person. A help desk operator may also assist in writing and maintaining Help Desk Manuals. The Help Desk Operator position is usually an entry-level position and will help a person gain experience. A Help Desk Operator can be promoted to a Help Desk Manager or other technology positions.

6. Webcasting

Webcasting features streaming rich multimedia. A Webcast is similar to a television broadcast, but airs on the Internet. Employment opportunities are available for people with knowledge in a range of fields, including production and camera use, content development and technical writing, audio/visual expertise, engineering, networking, and other technical areas.

7. PC Technician - Field Engineer

Responsibilities of a PC Technician might include installation of hardware, troubleshooting hardware, and repairing hardware. This also requires to have a A++ certification, or MCSE. Other responsibilities may include software installation and upgrade and troubleshooting software. Because this career field has to work with end users, communication skills as well as technical skills are very important in this job.

A field Engineer is like the PC technican except that they are out in the field servicing equipment. Now in the Cellular Phone Industry just knowing how to resolve PC issues doesn't complete the requirement. You will need to know about the Cellular Phone Industry, and some Engineering courses on Cellular Industry would also help.

8. Communications Analyst - Network Engineer

A Communication Analyst helps in the research, design, installation, and maintenance of local area networks (LANs) and wide area networks (WANs). Common environments include voice, fiber optics, and TCP/IP. The Communications Analyst assists with connectivity problems; they analyze data flow; they configure routers and switches; they maintain firewalls.

9. Applications Programmers - Software Developer

An Applications Programmer writes software to handle specific jobs.

10. Programmer/Analyst - Systems Integration Engineer

Computer Programmers write detailed instructions that list in logical order the steps the computer must follow to organize data, solve a problem, or do some other task. They test the operation of programs to be sure instructions are correct and will produce the desired information. If errors occur, programs must be changed and rechecked until they produce the correct results. They prepare instruction sheets for computer operators who will run the programs.

11. Network Administrator

A Network Administrator must have a thorough knowledge of operating system software as well as network operating system software. A Network Administrator ensures that servers and workstations operate properly. Network Administrators maintain backups and security procedures. Network Administrators often have some type of certification such as MCSE (Microsoft Certified System Engineer), CNE (Certified Novel Engineer), or CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate).

12. Systems Administrator

A System Administrator must have a thorough knowledge of operating system software as well as network operating system software. The primary job of a System Administrator deals with full management of a system such as a Application Servers, Database Servers, Primary Domain Controllers, Backup Domain Controllers.

Now this just covers a few of the many possibilities in the field of Computer Information Systems. For example, the Medical field is another field that covers all of the above but deals with MEDICAL information only.

OK, think about, it, have fun!

Kind Regards,

pls this not new on earth

in Fact when Lord Jesus disappeared from the tomb he was said that he was abducted/stoled by his boys

when America as fore Osman 007bond bin laden from Afghani Government they said he has escaped

when Hitler of germany finished world war II he was said to disappeared in Court,

this is just international politic,

to be in power they know you must have to fight for it. and if you fail
your friend will hid u and tell the world that u have escaped or abducted simple. so lets stop all these augments

even the Liberian Govt. knows that this script must play out thats why the ask Nigerian government to take Taylor to
sierra lone theirself so that it doesn't happen in their hands

you are not wiser than Nigerian Government. that just the only way to handle this,
because the agreement was that he should leave Liberia to create peace and he accepted now you want to try him for agreeing to peace accord. if he knows that this will come up he will not have leaved his office then and more will have to died and he may have worn the war, and still be in control of Liberian state

u are invited don't forget
it's fool's paradise baby

@sbucareer:Good I'll take this as an apology or better still malice in the making
thanks it all stuck 1 by 1

oasis:
You're correct. That definition is weak at best.

1. A definition should not assume somebody already knows what is being defined.
2. A definition should not include the terms being defined. E.g., you can't use computer networking in it's own definition.
3. A definition should be succinct, but accurate. Otherwise, it becomes an explanation.

The phrase desired out put doesn't tell anybody anything, because it's ambigious.

here you go again, i was not asked to define i was ask to say what computer networking entails

E.g
what is your name
my name is*** (entails/ represent)
u see u have to put name to bring about correct English usage?

like if u see someone nick named
lion he'll wants to live up his name by trying to be fearless and hard



e.g 2
what does it intail to cook okra soup
in cooking okra soup u have to blend the okra, pepper some vegetables etc,


but in definition
e.g 3

define Boy
a young male of human origin


e.g4
what is mathematics?
The study and use of Numbers, signs, equations, functions propreties to bring about logical relationships and representations


Now the word desired:

desire is not exactly same as want or need, it has some degree of both,
with desire you are specific and controlled to some logical extent( i desire snazzy as my wife)
with want you can want the impossible (i want to be invisible to all man)
with need you diesireand want only the logical possible and even involuntarily( I need water to live)

for you to desire you must have known/imagine the effect in antispation of your need ( thus my heart desire)
is to be with my love, but if my love fails to give the desired effect my desire dies with her and my wish for another woman, cos we still believe that the desired effect lies with a woman

now that u've understand so let me see u move like you come from Colombia

hay u not so fast you have to post ur pics so i see if you has the qualities
and also be sure you won't pose a treat to me
i once heard that one bestman (aka Bestman 24/7) overthrew the groom on the D-day, so i have to be careful even extra carefull when your name has Bad man + 888

Fools paradise

I need a best man now so who has the courage to be by my side on the D day

my brother Nigeria have no image in the first place so which one image is now going down?
asylum does not mean imprisonment so he is fee to move about with the calabar state ok.
u don't aresst somebody b4 the warrant is served, rather when the warrant is served and up till now Liberia
is yet to request his extradition as agreed b4 charls Angel Bond(Taylor) was abducted from Nigeria by OB if u put J na u sabi

o boy go sleep this international politics OK
Na so them go just tell u say he escaped and u go begin find the mistry abi?
well u just don't call someone a lair in international politics
you just say he is begin economical with the facts.

soon you'll hear that he used voodoo to find his way out, as if to say all the witches wey dey our country dey sleep
well in international politic you just say he has escaped or he was abducted so that the blame will rest only and only on him
bye

I like James Bond Films the 007series
what about U ?

Terror muda no no may be

Charles Taylor de Terror
life in Nigeria
don't mind the west

They can't just take the fact that we have better Actors
well soon IBB will dispay his colour too

well my boy am not here to spoon feed your types. i would have posted the entire text book on network or better still bring the network peripherals/Accessories to your house in order to make u see the full definition of Network
why do people like u always want to bring people down? you don't have to do that to prove Ur point or person, it's uncalled for, not here not now. this is a forum which mains a place for intellectual debate and understanding for the development of the minds and community of users/members. and there for superman attitude should be in check as there is no competition here.

well for a start the word "Entail" means  involve, or imply as a necessary accompaniment to a condition, or a consequence: carry, involve. necessary start/end. and the word necessary can also mean essential which is not the same as[b] all inclusive[/b] OK?

i just gave an insight (what the question asked "entail" thats all. but here u are trying so hard to make me a fool with a K leg well sorry its you sense of reasoning that bring about that. Now that you have the almighty definitions or formula, why the hell did you omit Cables and other medium of transmistions?

now tell me the difference btw  my definition and yours at lest my has "seamlessly  or shamelessly " but if what u need is British National Lottery. you don't need much of network to do that! you can "shamelessly" apply for it on-line and pray that you win its a "lottery" which means that we all know that the desired result is 50: 50 either way network is fulfilled capish?
mark u most definations are never definat as it may change from time to time, eg all those protocols u listed may be disfuntiona by future inovation and what happens to your defination? yes your guess is as good as my (it becomes a wrong defination abi)


Nigerian are funny set of people: my dear chief, Dr. prof,prophet senator guru, sbucareer[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color] perfect master in view by the special grace of God

you see what i mean long titles but small brains! oh what a waste of time and resources

of all u mis spelled Ur name sbucareer  or sub career
in any case it makes no logical sense and do not belong to standard English use(rs)

For better understanding of the word entail see below:


The noun entail has one meaning:

Meaning #1: land received by fee tail



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The verb entail has 2 meanings:

Meaning #1: have as a logical consequence
  Synonyms: imply, mean


Meaning #2: impose, involve, or imply as a necessary accompaniment or result
  Synonym: implicate



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  American History
Entail

This is the name given to the legal status of a landed estate when its ownership is restricted through inheritance to biological descendants of the original grantee in order to maintain its size. Originally practiced in New York and the South, entail was abolished, along with primogeniture (inheritance by only the eldest son), throughout the United States before 1800. The practice of protecting large estates through restrictions on inheritance was brought from England, but owing to the vast abundance of available rich land in America, workers and tenants could obtain their own land, and large holdings became less profitable. Also, descendants of landowners could turn to the challenge of earning even greater wealth through their own efforts, and inheritance of large holdings was no longer the major path to wealth.

Abolition of entail and primogeniture was part of a general reform movement that included the grant to married women of the right to control their own property and the disestablishment of churches.

See also Primogeniture.




  Wikipedia
entailment
This article is about logical implication. For the historical legal practice of restricting the descent of property, see fee tail.

Implication or entailment is used in propositional logic and predicate logic to describe a relationship between two sentences or sets of sentences.


Semantic Implication


states that the set A of sentences semantically entails the set B of sentences.

Formal definition: the set A entails the set B if and only if, in every model in which all sentences in A are true, all sentences in B are also true. In diagram form, it looks like this:



We need the definition of entailment to demand that every model of A must also be a model of B because a formal system like a knowledge base can't possibly know the interpretations which a user might have in mind when they ask whether a set of facts (A) entails a proposition (B).

In pragmatics (linguistics), entailment has a different, but closely related, meaning.

If  for a formula X then X is said to be "valid" or "tautological".


Logical Implication


states that the set A of sentences logically entails the set B of sentences. It can be read as "B can be proven from A".

Definition: A logically entails B if, by assuming all sentences in A and applying a finite sequence of inference rules to them (for example, those from propositional calculus), one can derive all sentences in B.

This is, of course, relative to a specific logic (proof calculus). In cases where multiple logics are under discussion, it may be useful to put a subscript on the  symbol.


Relationship between Semantic and Logical Implication
Ideally, semantic implication and logical implication would be equivalent. However, this may not always be feasible. (See Gödel's incompleteness theorem, which states that some languages (such as arithmetic) contain true but unprovable sentences.) In such a case, it is useful to break the equivalence down into its two parts:

A deductive system S is complete for a language L if and only if  implies : that is, if all valid arguments are provable.

A deductive system S is sound for a language L if and only if  implies : that is, if no invalid arguments are provable.


Relationship with Material Implication
In many cases, entailment corresponds to material implication: that is,  if and only if  . However, this is not true in some many-valued logics.


Now U know what time it is
Yeah go to bed
I will wake u when its November!!!

this no time 4 questions or FAQ just get the address of the venue from the love of my life, Snazzy
NL must not let this slip away!

honey snazzy i can't wait to get the address

pls done go I love so i want u to know
that i will miss your love the minite u walk away
i was blessed to love someone as wonderful as u
pls don go, let me have this dream once in my life
please don't go love  don't leave down, i love u so
if u go it means am destined to die young, pls be in my shoe and stay to keep me alife
am not too busy for u, i use to dream that one day we will be together and you will have my heart at palm of your hand.
so don't go my snazzy oh snazzy don't let me down,

i confess me too

I confess u must know the reason so tell me

yes now she said in fools paradise, that's why i ask u to give her your infor as i don't know the address of the venue yet,
so she will direct you well, well, am in Lagos and she in PH