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@NL me and my snazzy are cooling off in mi bedroom now so go find something to do leave us alone!!! haba snazzi snazzy na waitinself, let us enjoy our honey moon to the fullest. i take God beg una

pearldrops:
hell no go check my profile out

@pearldrop i did check ur profile as you asked.
but the truth is i keep wandring if am seeing anty wa Tracy chapman or the real u pls compere ur profile and the our anty T. chapman

Anyhow sha (the 2nd name for snazzy is Mrs Attraction S. Typewriter) and am giving her all attention she deserved right now
I will Pick snazzy any time any day any place and you know what?
i will pick snazzy twice on sunday and ten time on rainy days?

so i advice go get some face lift and hope u find ur man. no disrespect though!!  People!

@smartsoft I wander why u posted ur pic with smoking glasses? now i know u get too high on marijuana eh? it's no good for u
Ouija or okija is now dysfunctional, just to let u know, even if it come back it does not fight people over their rights or true love,
just keep dreaming and wishing u were me, so that u be with snazzzzy, i just can't explain how it feels, cos it's like,  u know better,  yea mesmerizing and tantalizing in fact its mystical, in short she too much atomic bomb for u to get close to,

Hi anybody want to be loved?

na wa o this is what i call wayo pass wayo

that's using another foolish idea to kill a fooolish idea abi

it will look like this

Girl: if you know say u love me make we take blood oath?

Boy: i love u welu welu but it's a taboo in my village that comes with death after 7 days to both of us.

Boy: abi you want make we die?

Girl: no i no want make we die but

Boy: but waitin ?

Girl: why u dey vex like this, anyway sha my pastor say taboo no fit do any child of God anything

Boy: which kind Pastor be this self

Girl: Na powefulu Pastor O! hi don talk many thing for this our country and all dey happen

Boy: like which one happen

Girl: well when rain no wan fall last year, na him prayer make rain fall and eh eh i don forget some self

Boy: that pastor don make dead man wake again?

Girl: no he never do that one

Boy: so if we take blood oath and die in 7days time. that your pastor power abi waitin you call am  self no fit wake us o!

Girl: this boy bad o!(waiting i go tell now?)

e too much

well NL over to u, I don stop here.

yes o!
love never end

it's good when one have passion in this life
in fact for this battle am ready to let my head go before my heart
cos it's difficult to find someone whom affection can be given and recieve
i guess it's just the draw of a cards (a game of luck)
i have soft spot for her, if u see me crying just know it that in the inside it howling and boling and it hurts
but i can't make this feeling stop, i've giving up trying too.

just like a mango friut it falls to the ground and u think its dead, but u come back to that spot and see a mango tree risen against all odds
Love love love, why don't i dreams anymore, it's sure better than nightmares

so what do i do?

slimnike:
Come snazzy if you no say you nor fine,you better agree for these guys ohhh.

she fine well well an she don agree

thank you for your concern

anyone else in support?
post only if in support, please your post will be highly appreciated

@ my snazzy, sorry people here are trying to upset u, but it's OK it's a free world.

but as for me I'm gonna stick with u forever!
no matter what it takes, am even prepared to give a life worth effort, just to be with thou
don't say i promised so much, cos i know in the end you'll worth it X¹⁰⁰⁰.

your love thou afar is like electric current or do i say it's like cancer, once infected it's incurable
am snazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyy infested and love infected

signed____________ snazzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest husband!

Band in deed
like i said you guys always confess wrongly all the time Kai get real

snazzy is just cooling off and may post whenever she wants

mochafella:
@dappy777

Actually it seems like Typewriter is claiming victory. Where is snazzy by the way, she's been missing-in-action for a while, or has she been banned?

( who said is my fault that u are not in love or can't find your love? ) like i said all your comment are alway that of jobless fellows

well am not claiming victory, because victory belongs to God. rather I and snazzy discovered ourselves and stick to our Fate (to love and be loved now and forever ) isn't it wonderful, that God works in a mysterious ways that's why there is water in coconut. there4 , all u pessimists get real, life is more than you ever think u know, simply put snazzy and I are in love and busy with it now.

least i forget she may soon bear me a fine set of twins, and she reads all these post here. so do me a favor and stop posting what will brake her carring love for me or cause her miscarrage of,  because if ,  i pray God be with us sha, it will be fine with all my well wishers,

for my bad wishers well why don't you all have a dream once more. and lift a flower for the children and colours to open your eyes. things of this life are in short supply, so get busy and find your love.  just that we are here today does'nt mean we won't
be gone 2morrow. don't give up something for nothing.

that's all i want to say right now Folks


Au revoir 

for love is all that matters not age, position or beauty.
like all rule there is exceptions
but love gives it as it is, unconditionally.

I Love snazzy so give me the chance to practice all i preach

stop discoraging here, well even if you do, it will not work, why? cos like destine it will come to happen (it can only be delayed but happing is a fore gone conclusion)


Il ove u snazzy

dappy777:
That's true.
She might have finally decided to go out with Hezekiah.
At times, persistence pays!!

Qdappy777 what is the above statement mean? are voting for Hezekiah indirectly?

sorry u have just lost one!

can you guys ever guess right for once? i told snazzzy how i turely feel and she must have understood. so!
Me and my snazzy are having the best of times now and may not post here any more

next time y all make this Hezekiah of a guy important i will not dignify you action with any word
i will leave you all to enjoy your ignorance as long as i wish but when i make my replies you all will always know the scores
and definitely you guys are on the losing side.

snazzy is with me now so all of you who wanted otherwise should go to sleep, in fact lose Ur selves

to those who helped me while it lasted big up!!!!

to my snazzzest baby big bigger big mi love thee to da bones!!!

well to every word the opposite

therefore
there is hate at first sight
logically there is love at 1st sight too(but the frequency is mostly small compere to hate@1st sight) caplish?

let's the topic die at this stage
you all are adviced to go to other relevant topic and post your opinions

thanks

@omoge02863 welcome but where did u go in the 1st place?
hm em i mi think u went with, u know with mr. em, oh, em,
well i rest my case
no tell us

layi:
Game Over.

mean you have finished delivering her my Val notes?
I asked holyghost to do same and now every NL for that matter, u all make sure she gets my love lines

please let site Admin take note and stop this Guy before he hits
i say he is not only a fraud but also a malicious Virus!!!

please if u receive similar mail send him a cause from the bible book of Revelations

so much for Val

did anyone saw my heart ache? oh yes ma snazzy
well if u do tell her this
this is what typewriter said:

"my babe, this is from me to you,
have a nice val day
lots of love and lots of fun,
so much i want to give u"
my sweetcherrio alas u were not here with me

am yours now and 4ever
typewriter

I got this mail

did any one get this mail too and what do you think about it?


Hello
I pray you receive the email
Your profile is really nice
I really want to make new friends in Nigeria.
I am a staff of the U.K High Commission.
I have been working at the Consule in Canada.
I was posted to Nigeria in December 2005.
I have really enjoyed my stay over here.
Have you been to Abuja?
The Capital of Nigeria is unique,Though I am yet to make friends
outside the Diplomatic community.
I have really enjoyed the Country and the people have diverse
Culture
and are hardworking.
I really miss my family and friends in Canada.My Wife Tessy has
been
calling me.
She works for a Telecommunication firm in Nova Scotia. I want her to
visit
me next month
I also want you to apply for the Inteegrated U.K Visa programme.
It is meant for working class and people with previous working
experince
Send your Full name ,age ,date of birth ,height ,weight,evidence
of
previous working experince and academic qualification.
Send it as a comprehensive resume.
Send it through brantwoodrow@yahoo.co.uk
Reply and tell me more about Nigeria ,the people and your
immediate
Environment.
I want to meet new people and learn more about the people of
Nigeria.
My contact phone at The High commission is 08036743028.
Regards
Brant Woodrow
woodrow@woodrowworld.com
brantwoodrow@uk.gov.prg

well to do this one must have seen it coming months b4 it happens

I like putting it straight,
i 'll ask her that's it?  and if she say yes that's it and nothing 'll make me love u again!!!

I will give her a good blow, so when i revive her she will know the score
and what time is it. 


but not with snazzy oh!
she never stop loving me once she touches me

do u guys knows what u are doing?

YOUR ALL DOING THE WRONG THING
putting my snazzy for the highest voted
and not the highest lover, which i am
then let snazzy choose
which she wants
A. highest voted
B. best lover

I don't want to be voted though, cos I'm a lover not a bidder

Scorpio:
i worry about u, _{where d hell r d eye rollin smileys?}

sorry pls let my snazzzy worry about me
go get ur own man and worry about him okay?

haba after all these hot questions you now ask him why?
he will reply because your a bomb shell

i think say na date una dey pick here? so which one be gandma and grand pa?

well to correct your action lets start the picing once again

for me i pick Snazzy the fine girl with the post b4 this, let the picking commence!!!!

yes they are ur parents but not your God. this I know and had experienced

but be urself and pray that life work out for you it will definitely change their action on you,

@me i use to think may be my mum hate me for looking like my father and my father hate me for looking like my mun in some aspect, so I loved them back with that idea, now we all are happy family!

oops my mum just send me a fine text massage

it end with " the Lord be with u it's well my boy!"

now tell me who will pray this hard for you?
only a good parent will

some parents are terror
some kids are evil
so when they come just pray that God help comes in time
other wise u loose.

meaning: That some parent go about child up-bring in a wrong way, e.g battery. ban from the home, starving the kids, and coporal punishment etc. some even segregate among their kids
dad's pet and mom's pets e.t.c

simple teach by example and explain your actions after the punishment and advice on what should be the right way to behave.

But even at that a bad child will not die young they surely grow into the monster they were made to be.
Give them love and they will  take advantage
give the hell they find it as a perfect excuse for their mis deeds
so pray that God help train you and make it work in your family.

@me i had a difficult childhood but now see life better and my parents are my best of friends

i will leave her as soon as you mined your pocknosing business!
and you believed me. mugu abi ode oja laro monday

well for me it's snazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy for life!!!

Scorpio:
abeg jor Typewritter, i'm begining to lose faith in u o

well snazzy has alot of faith in me, so what faith do u want to lose on me?

Typewriter your are very great! great in America, great In Euro, great in Asia
all over The Globe you are very great.

yes oh am right on time
am the Oga of the house(that is the husband of snazzy)
so cat and rat even dog go see fire now!!!!
if un no go hide una head under my bed