₦airaland Forum

mbahdi:
E no suppose better for anybody still supporting apc

Honestly you dey on point buh my fellow Nigerians no dey think of the future...na anywhere belle face

Lol crazy things happening in Africa

fof1:
Alfa that was Sexing or Sleeping with a Mad Woman in Ibadan at her Filty Joint as Shewn on Youtube Video Clip to do Juju for his Clients...! Which Kind of Alfa are these,Pls...? They are Wicked and MISCHIEF Fellows in our Religious Circles...Raping and Deflowering Young Girls or Toddlers in Mosques.

Chaii..I'm just speechless

Built2last:
Tinubu is a chauvinistic tribal bigot.

Most Yoruba Muslims support him not because he is more capable but because of Tribe and religion.

All this man has been shouting is

It is MY TURN
It is the turn of Yoruba

Now it is the turn of a Lagosian

Wetin concern me self.

I am not the one to beg for food in the next 8 years. I have been rescued from poverty by God of heaven and no going back

Gbam...you hit the nail on the head sir

[quote author= post=113978267]From all of us @
Get well soon Alhaji Abubakar.

Our prayers are with you.
Prayers going up! �[/quote]Hmmmm

Sometimes when I see things like this I weep for Nigeria

Deborah98:
Yeah mine got a point my mom had to give me one BP tablet that induces sleep. I made a research myself and found out it was worry and over thinking that led to that,the moment I cleared up what was logged in my mind and through prayers I got myself....So please let go of whatever you are thinking and hand it over to God. You can send yours via email. I'm still online

Alright thank you very much
There's no way I can send it directly to your mail.

That Alfa is part of Nigeria's problems

mecussey:
Something you people should chat on WhatsApp una dey waste our space here

Back to topic, this guys are either high or on a mission. Which ever one, they need to be arrested for constituting public nuisance

Baba no vex
Before this madness becomes a trend, I think anybody caught should be arrested and jailed so that it will discourage people from following suit.

Deborah98:
Maybe someone somewhere is thinking about you hence your lack of sleep or maybe you are worried. It happens to me too but not quiet often. There were times I can go a week or weeks without sleeping at night then my parents thought I was secretly into something they don't know,my head was full and so at night while others slept,I fought with my life and destiny in thoughts and prayers. Haven't experienced it again for a while now. Don't worry all will be well.

Actually the truth is that I've been finding it difficult to sleep this past few weeks to the extent of taking drugs sometimes just to sleep.
Thanks and Amen to your prayers

Can you text me your number via email or I text mine?

Deborah98:
Just finished treating malaria and typhoid. I detest those annoying creatures with my whole heart and life...so why up this late?

Well the sleep isn't forthcoming so I'm just keeping myself busy on Nairaland

Deborah98:
For where, mosquitoes and cold woke me up by force. I've been up killing them one by one and I'm tired ...

Damn. So sorry about that.
I think mosquitoes are breeding rapidly due to the rainy season and we have to be careful opening the doors and windows.

Deborah98:
Thank you but unfortunately I don't know how to reach across to you cos I've stopped replying to dms...

Ouch, no hard feelings at all.
Hope you're having a splendid night?

Deborah98:
Soon it will become a trend. It happening already.

Hi sis I always like your comment on nairaland.. can I know you?

OgunLaakaye:
Relax! 2023 almost here. Reality will dawn on you at the appropriate time.

What reality bro, aren't you tired if the situation of things in this country?
Do you want to mortgage the future of the unborn children?
Do you want progress for Nigeria at all, haba.
Just 7 years of APC rule has taken us backward yet you want to foist one old sick old man with shaky hands on a country that is sitting on a keg of gunpowder. It doesn't just make sense.

OgunLaakaye:
Tinubu is the next President of Nigeria and it’s already stamped.


All these online mumbling won’t change anything. Earlier you start addressing him as His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the better.

Ohh do you mean his excellency the president of iragbiji town union?

Two confused modafukas

God forgive me buh e be like this clerics dey mad

CamelCase:
No matter how old, women are always going to be women.

Start with little true compliments. It goes a long way believe me
Start patronizing her, and once in a while you throw true compliments: like
I like this your dress today, abeg wear remain for me.


Next
Your start to show concern: you look a little dull today, hope all is okay, abi buhari don reach your side?

Now, she'll either bounce it off or give a little highlight about what's happening. If she bounces it off, don't force it. Postpone the mission.

But no go dey visit her shop like who get running stomach o, if not e go cast


Next:
If she gives a little story of what's happening with her, you are 70% close the your goal.

When you come again try to find a solution to what she complained if possible.. if she complains of eye for example. Get an eye drop in your next visit..
You have to do all this with wisdom, don't act as if you're liking her, just take a straight face and show concern from a distance.

Next:

....

Honorable minister of women affairs wehdone sir

Celebrating Adam and Eve

stacyadams:
Yeah be hopeful,soon they will start cooking and frying themselves for dinner when they can no longer afford a kg of gas and derika of rice...I know say to buy one bag of rice now Don turn rocket science

make we dey observe

stacyadams:
Let them continue,but they will soon have sense by force

I don't think they can ever have sense o cos once a zombie forever a zombie

stacyadams:
Apc supporting clowns are buying 250 per kg.

Lol don't mind the idiots

Hisbah21:
gabbage

That's exactly what you are

helinues:
There is nothing as such

No room for miscreants this time around. Any crayfishing na locking up

Says a mumufied zombie...anuofia

Ebitainmentgist:
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First 100k followers will be rewarded with 10,000 naira each. Try to be among.

Wehdone o, just say that you need followers

OP this table wey u wan shake no strong o
Buh all the same we all know who will come first

Peter Obi

Anny505:
Please how can someone comment on nairaland

Just the way you commented. And if you want to comment on someone else's comment, just click on quote that's all

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Olagoods1:
Proff .. but I will login first.. if you're satisfied.. if you ain't no wahala.

Alright

Olagoods1:
Old Twitter account ..how much do you want to sell it

I got one of 2yrs plus if you don't mind