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ndo

so

ooooh poor u

eee ooo, dani na true

make una leave d guy o

wetin dey ur frog face

dani1luv:
clemcie hapibufday

since wen

sylve11:
na wa

for u

wetin do u

abi oo

dis sima self, hw many id u get

[quote author=Ray-sima link=topic=194370.msg3080223#msg3080223 date=1226560573]been around honi. . but u're always off when i'm on
i miss ya too. .[/quote]y r u always on too dnt u kno its dangerous for him to see u wen u r on?

no mind am

Rule 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.

Rule 2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. No one knows why.

Rule 3: If you are really short of money, buy him anything for his car. A 50 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from the rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.

Rule 4: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to Boy Scouts or some other such organisation. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" nylon rope. No one knows why.

Rule 5: A new TV remote control to replace the one he has lost. If you have a lot of money buy him the latest all-singing, all-dancing widescreen TV. Watch the smile on his face as he flicks, and flicks, and flicks.

Rule 6: Label makers are nearly as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. Men really enjoy using these. No one knows why.

Rule 7: Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. He will be too preoccupied to speak to you for hours and he will always have parts left over.

Rule 8: Men enjoy danger. That's why they love to barbecue. Get him a big gas barbecue. Tell him the gas line leaks. Such excitement! Who wants a hamburger?"

Rule 9: Tickets to a football match are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "Creative Flower Arranging for Beginners." Everyone knows why.

Rule 10: Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chainsaw. If you don't know why - please refer to Rule 6 and what happens when he gets a label maker.

Rule 11: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminium extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why!

wetin clem do u?

@syl

must u put ooo at d end of every word

i nor go beg for u o

wetin dey shock u

e dey affect ur bla bla bla

spen never vex
i don tell u make u eat for ur house b4 u come, coz our snail no get bla bla bla,
so b4 e go dorn, e go reach like 10 days, huh
kpele, but i still get enof garri for hia o

i kno u , wombia

Opslag:
U think so?

os courf, dis one wey u dey 4get efrytin including ur name, abeg go wash d tin

lordmassac:
;d ;d

wat is it

u need to do brain-wash

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."

"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.

When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?"

"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

A Sunday school teacher was talking to her young pupils about how they should behave in church.

"Now," she said, "who can tell me why you should be quiet when you are sitting with your parents in church?"

One little girl put up her hand. "Yes Jane, tell everyone why!" said the teacher.

Replied Jane, "Because people are trying to sleep!"

olodo

opslag is dat u

dat means say e no get cure

wats d difference

u wan blind?

eh yah

hmm

who n who dey fight