₦airaland Forum

Skywalker5:
This season is funny.The most valuable players are not expensive at all. you can easily buy the best players anytime and still have loads of money in the bank. I still have 9.5m in the bank but no one to buy. The Most expensive players are crap this season.

Na so, but 9.5m is still too much to have in the bank, except you're working with Vardy, Lukaku and Ighalo front three.

tr3y:
Its my turn next GW.

See how men dem dey wait awoof points. Mukina2, abeg no let the sharing stop if we ever get to meet o. You know say I love you.

tr3y:
To the ones that captain Mahrez, try again next time

Of course, anybody that doesn't have Kane as cap this week is probably getting Kaned by now. As for those who went for Aguero(C), I no fit laugh.

MrDojo:
!!!BREAKING NEWS...!!!!

Aboki tv reporter: Seasons greetings.... Word coming in now...Frc Olapa fc has been bought by some Edo Billionaires.....
Word is that manager Ojo...will be given the sack if he cannot win the next 3 games (2GW and FA ties)... When our correspondent tried to get to manager Ojo..this was all he had to say...

O.O.A: . please my fellow mangers Abeg make una do bonanza 4 me na....Abeg... Na God I use dey beg una.....

Aboki Tv reporter: Word also coming to us is that the Edo billionaires are looking to appiont a certain "Sack One".

This is bubunari Ooomundu for Aboki Tv world....



SEASONS GREETINGS EVERYONE..!!! Wishing you and your Family the best of the Holidays......from Everyone @ Frc Olapa Fc..

Bob, e don reach this one?

Bashmantech:
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story story..........but u sha no win...... 2010.shior FPL was very easy then jorh

You probably have a point there. The thing bin dey somehow easier that time. Some people like me never know about wildcard and FFS that time. Many don grab these days.

mukina2:
mukina mukina everywhere ..

you people do not want codes next year abi?

Ibime sharaaap . . had it been you. you would have left tey tey.

my manager is on sick leave

she will resume consistent duties soon


na conference only i lost jor . . park well

Muki, you didn't go there. I could remember a time when that name became a descriptive word for the action of a captain who abandons his sinking ship in the middle of the sea.

Still available.

arbitrage:
N190

Your rate is better, but I'll pass. It doesn't make much difference from Zenith's ~N186.7 rate, which I still consider a massive ripoff. The fixed official rate is just so unfair!

PLANETMARS:
if u wud sell at N170 per $ I wud buy up to $2000

With rate in the parallel market at N280? All I can say is hmmm to avoid making very offensive statement.

solbash11:
You can Sell or buy the following digital currencies through Us..


Paypal...
Perfect Money...
Webmoney ...


Keep your orders, Inquiries as well as Complaints coming and we'll gladly attend to each accordingly.

No longer buying Payoneer fund?

I currently have some money in my Payoneer account, which I use for receiving payments every now and then. Any interested person should indicate here or send me a PM.

Update: I have about $ (SOLD) to dispense of at this time. Reach me on zero815seven514two34 if interested.

Nihilist:
FA Cup is completely irrelevant....We are still 8 places above you where it matters.

Bob, see excuse. I'm sure you wouldn't make such a statement if you were in Ibime's shoes. Let's see you win the league then.

colossus2:
Which kain yeye week be this
Cheerful giver mukina2 is winning me
When I sell Harry Kane he will now score hat-trick
Need to change captain band asap.

No mind that joker. He just go waste captain band. Served them well Newcastle took all the points.

mtmoylze:
this ur news makes me laf in Greek.Saturday ko,yesterday ni.lol.recommendations wnt start flowing in until early/mid-december abegiii.whoeva dat ur reliable source is don smoke osogbo weed b4 passing d info.kakakaka

Bob, how that osogbo weed take be?

jammeyboy:
that is not true u can get a very good laptop from 35k upward the higher d money d more grade it is

Not again! Brand new laptop for 35k? I mean REAL laptop? Yeah, right.

coderXO:
topsquino:

Don't be thankful of anything. Local bank transfer is available in NGN, USD and EUR. You will provide the SWIFT ADDRESS of your bank.

This is a wire.

The ignorance we are talking about.

I've known the Payoneer card was a rip off for ages. I've been using freelancer "direct" wires 8+ years. Even with a $50 charge.

Ditch your Payoneer card.

Sorry, I'm not here to pick issues with anybody. Neither am I here to please anyone. I just tell things from the experience I have had. Do you mean you have never seen Local Bank Transfer (LBT) and SWIFT wire transfer as independent options on any site before? What makes it local transfer is because you will be paid in your local currency. You receive wire transfer with a domiciliary (current) account, not savings. I'm out of here.

yebo36:
Please house is it possible to get a brand new Hp laptop for 45 to 50k?

You are probably going to get no more than a mini laptop at that rate.

coderXO:
Create a support ticket on Payoneer and tell them you want to change your local bank details to a different account ( your domiciliary account ). Make sure you specify it is a USD account.


cc @U1, there you have it.

Sorry, I no get am. Local bank transfer is different from wire transfer, actually; a savings account cannot be used to receive the latter.

topsquino:
Codex,

Currently, I am using Payoneer's bank transfer option on freelancer. Using this method, freelancer sends the funds to my local bank account at the rate of 195 naira/$1..could you please send me a PM so that I can get detailed info about how to get my funds in dollars and how to sell my funds in the blackmarket? Abeg help me, I don tire to dey accept this low exchange rate..

I think you should be thankful for that rate. I get 20K for $107+ using Payoneer card after paying the regular $2 withdrawal fee. Do the calculation.

Dayvidddrizzle:
Ofcourse what do you expect this is Nigeria. You have to count the money before leaving the ATM sef. Even the machines aren't trusted in Nigeria

I used to count before o. But I had to stop doing that since I never had issues of incomplete notes and I was starting to look funny doing so. The fake note, to me, cannot be attributed to the machine; I see the action of a bank that's trying to cut its loss.

coderXO:
Not a problem. If you use a savings account I believe that will result in you receiving your funds in NGN (converted using lower market rate ).

Better to use a dom. so you can withdraw and convert your dollars with black market rate.

I'm not sure any bank charges for opening an account. If you meant account opening minimum, I had to open another current account which required N250k before they opened the domiciliary. I was told this was because I was opening a corporate domiciliary account. If you open a personal current, the requirement should be lower.


In today's Nigeria, remember you cannot pay in cash dollars, so they can't request USD from you to open an account anyway.

Sorry, I don't think it is correct that you can receive a wire transfer with a savings account. I stand to be proved wrong on this.

A piece of advice for budding freelancers out there is to always try to have a milestone payment in place before proceeding. If you're a writer, do not accept any job of more than 1000-1500 words without a milestone payment. There are dubious service buyers out there.

Who could have thought a bank ATM could also give you a fake note? At least, I have never given that a thought until it happened today. A Pan-African bank machine dispensed a fake note to me and I didn't realise this until a couple of hours when I went for a deposit at a GTB ATM station. The two machines I tried for the deposit declined the particular note while the first accepted the other notes for deposit. When I went back to the bank where I made the withdrawal, I was able to get them to confirm if it was fake or not and the reply was affirmative. And of course, they denied it was their machine that dispensed the note.

I was grateful it was just one of 40 notes and that the note wasn't among the money I had deposited minutes earlier in a UBA banking hall, where I saw a note about to be deposited by someone perforated by one of the tellers.

Jobyruz:
my dear forumite,if you are still expecting your transcript status to read YES for a while and you are sure it has been sent by your school you are in for a long thing cos its not gonna happen. two weeks ago my school alerted me that my transcript is at the pg school,I was very happy that the battle have been won expecting my status to read yes,refreshing my mail every minute then,I decided to go to pg school today.I headed straight to room c4 and I told them my plight I was given a record book to search my name but my name was not found I was sweating despite the room was air conditioned and the woman gave me another record book labelled ''without transcript label"I was hesitant to check it cos I personally attached my transcript label Io and behold my name was found,in fact the list was endless then my transcript was fished out from a load of it where I showed the woman the transcript label attached to it before she said it was a mistake before she apologized
in a nutshell if your status never read YES,there is a big course for alarm.

This musta been why I couldn't find the names of most of those who requested me to help them check the last time I was in the school. I was given only one record book then.

skyfall:
That's the way it is bro. GT told me yesterday that they would charge me N360/Pound with my MasterCard.

In other words, I should be thankful.

chilez:
N 352 chaa

I fear o.

skyfall:
Google sha. You be learner ni? Google is more or less CBN rate, which you can never get anywhere.

Granted I cannot get that rate in any bank in Nigeria. But I think the margin is rather too much.

Carried out a £10 transaction last Friday using UBA Naira MasterCard and was notified today that I was charged a total amount equal to N352 per pound! Meanwhile, the Google rate was around N306 on that day.

Philtos:
are you saying that the clearance might be around march -april

Nope. That was just a guesstimate. The fellow I talked about only left for school around that time to begin the session. Registration must have been done earlier, but I don't think that could have been in December.

CHARLEH:
This is Thread Dedicated to those with Eye Defect, either Short/long Sightedness...

Doing the following steps will help heal your eyesight.
1: At sun-rise, the sun's color is RED. Wait until it change completely to YELLOW color
2: Wear sandal to avoid earthing with Earth
3: Remove specs
4: Face towards Sun (Sun color is Yellow) and close your eyes normally (same as what you do while sleeping)
5: Stand in this position for atleast 10 min
6: Don't open eyes otherwise Sun's ray may damage it
7: After 10 min, rub your palm and cover your face (including eyes)
8: Fill your mouth with water.
9: Rinse your eyes
10: Gargle water before throwing it out.
11: Repeat Step 9 and 10 for atleast 1 more time
CAUTION:
1: Dont perform this exercise during noon and evening
2: Dont perform using artificial Yellow bulb as it radiates short wavelength of UVB rays while Sun radiates long
wavelength of UVB rays
In the night, before going to sleep, do the following exercises:
1: Remove specs
2: Move eyes left-right 10 times, up-down 10 times, rotate both clock-wise and anti-clockwise for 10 times each
After every 2 months, eye sight will improve little. Specs power will reduce by 0.25.

You tried. I think you may have some useful info right there, even though doing this could get other people nearby to become suspicious or curious. Two months!

Timmoy123:
Is it really possible for registration to commence december? Remember they just resumed for 2nd semester dis month and 2nd semester exam will likely be january or february next year. Our registration will be probably february or march immediately after 2nd semester exams.

I don't think December registration is feasible at all. Some people have yet to take their tests and some departments will still conduct additional tests. A friend of mine who got admitted for the current session left for school late March-early April.

rarry:
transcript finally reads "yes", seems I won't av to make that trip after all. Thanks for the "Goodluck".

Lucky you, I must say.

rarry:
oops!, seems that what I will do now. Thanks Bro

My pleasure, bro. Good luck with it!

What a day! Just returned from IB about an hour ago. I'm afraid majority of those people whose names I got before getting opportunity to check the list do not yet have their transcripts submitted or documented. The last name I got from this thread was that of rarry.

Only Ceanwean has her transcript documented; that's if her middle name starts with an 'E'. Teekay045, I saw a name similar to yours - Oseleye Temitayo - but the individual has Pharmaceutical Chemistry as course and school as LASU.

I'll suggest that those whose names haven't yet reflected on the submission list should try and make the sacrifice to visit the PG School to sort issues.

rarry:
Abeg who dey go UI anytime soon, I need to someone to help me check if my transcript is in the PG school. Status still reading 'NO'.

Ceanwean:
Hello house,
Okoli Maryann is my name, a graduate of university of port Harcourt..
Please is there any one going to the post grad school? My transcript hve been sent two months ago but its still not showing up. I need the assistance of any one who could help me check at the graduate school for transcript... Am applying for virology, faculty of basic sciences...Thanks in anticipation

I'm thinking of visiting UI tomorrow for a completely different reason. If time permits, I may be able to help by visiting the PG School on your behalf. Rarry, I'm going to need the name if I did travel. Just watch this thread for update tomorrow morning (until 12 noon) on whether I went ahead with the journey.