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Good morning everyone in the house

KeriBaby:

You mean attention gotten?

Lol kerii, wetin i do u dis early morning



U drink alomo mixed with weed and milk this morning?

Walspring:
Where do you get this from? Because with my little knowledge stream 1 is regular for those states that doesn't have security issues

Stream 2 will be for those that have issues in their states and they were adviced to go to near by state and camp for 3 weeks so they must wait for that state to finish before resuming

Stream 2 is also for those state that have more people than the space available to occupy them in a scenario like Lagos, Abuja , kaduna, Kano, etc can accommodate just 2500 people inside their camp but 4000 people are posted to serve there so don't be panic about stream 1 or stream 2

Point taken bro

KeriBaby:
Old stunt



Bring something new

See am, which one u bring

hehehehehe it seems nysc wan give guys hbp



If your call up number is odd, you are automatically stream 1



If it is even, then you are automatically stream 2


hope am making sense to you guys


oya make una check una call up numbers

Good morning everyone o


Where are those shouting that we will see our posted places today


Who don see his/her own


Am here looking at una oo

hilsocial:
Donpsymon, ubah1 et al. Oya una see am. Welcome sha. Just add ur gender in ur profile .

Lol i see am ooo

louismane:
please anyone here has any idea when we will be deployed to our states of service?

Hilsocial, come and see what you were talking about... Hehehe

hilsocial:
Relax, even 4 9ja movies, dem de get roles for passerby. Dem go soon comment, u go hear yarns like : Hi, am Ruth i ve following this thread since January aldou as ghostmode , i was posted to Bornu , pls is dia anybody leaving from Lagos to Bornu camp so that we can go together? Den u go ask urself dis thread existed in January.

Hahahahhahaha

All these ghost readers viewing this thread

una no get anything to contribute here eeh?

University of Calabar has been shut down for two weeks over protest by Students for lack of water and electricity.
This was disclosed by a statement signed and issued to newsmen today in Calabar by the Registrar of the institution, Mr. Moses Abang, stating that, student are instructed to vacate the hostels on or before 6pm on Monday.
It reads, “The management of the University of Calabar has announced a two week mid semester break for all students of the University with effect from today,12th October, 2015.
“Students are expected to vacate the hostels on or before 6pm to enable management address the issues raised by the students.
“Normal academic activities would resume on Friday, 30th October, 2015. No students should be found on campus, especially within the hostels after 6pm today.”
Earlier, the protest, which reportedly began at about 5.30am, created panic and confusion as workers and traders got stranded along the adjoining roads linking the university, especially Etta Agbor and Mary Slessor roads.
The angry students blocked roads leading to the school gate with placards accusing the Vice Chancellor, Prof. James Epoke for not giving proper attention to the needs of the students.

mistabiola:
★★★lol

This man must be from another planet

Oya read it Again

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Lol abi oo, so u follow me see am

MichuOviedo:
we didn't don't that topic in English

Moniker check that thing u wrote again

harryson77:
but then.........u are a gal

Na true u talk joor



Make a guy go try dat, na hell go be his second name

Walspring:
Which school is that it I may ask

Landmark univ

sod09:
one lecturer advised me not to try it oo, dat I shd accept d result in good faith
He said if I try it, even God won't save meme
Imagine dat

Hehehehe same with me, it happened to me in a course that i was very sure of A, and later i was seeing B... Mehn i nearly wept ooo cos the course was too easy. But the lecturer said i shouldn't try what i was intending to do by calling for my script... Thank God at last i made a good grade by obeying whatever they said.

mistabiola:
★★★lol

Is that your own definition of a hustler, If someone borrow me moni to start up moi personal business @an earlier stage of my career... Will you still term me as a hustler

You have to hit the street of Lagos and you will see the real hustlers..... From Grass to Grace...... Without any family member to give dem financial upliftment but #DeyStillTriumph..... The story of dem Linda Ikeji, 2face and co can be term hustlers...

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

I cut cap for you


U nailed it, those are definitions of true hustlers

elmisti:
Nigeria women av bn relegated wit traditions and religious beliefs jare....I dnt see that happening anytym soon...even d educated ones sef will only clim rights jst for public opinion...really our women r not strong....#no offence intended#....before that keribaby gal com and drown me

Hehehehe, no wahala, u talk true jare

elmisti:
I believe strongly that what a man can do, a woman can also........#a radical advocate of gender equality#.......

Lol until the day a woman becomes the president of nigeria



That's the day i will become a radical advocate of gender equality

sod09:
effect of Oshogbo weed

Lol

Walspring:
Eyah.. You never see anything but you are right to some extent but consider another way

Come my school and you will know as e dey go. Imagine a lecturer saying to panel that a carry over student who did not come to class and passed the course he failed must have cheated inside the exam hall to pass it because he didn't attend lectures.. Does that means someone can't pass without going for lecture ?

Not really that, they only want to instil discipline in some students, so that they will attend lectures... Some students are extraordinarily smart and intelligent, and by them missing classes and passing exams, they are teaching other students to do, who are not even as smart as them, that's where cheating comes in. Trust them lecturers naa, they know how to handle those students

elmisti:
Tru talk bro...and d funniest is, one can not exist without d oda

Yeah

elmisti:
Obama.....butty from birth

Hilary clitton......butty die

Saraki........butty to d core!

ASa...........big tym butty

Omowunmi..........butty

MI................buttty

Babe, dnt decieve ya self, pray u make it and believe me, u wnt allow ur children sweat a bit!....the saying of good tinz dnt come easy is for us d hustlers...in d real sense...u will buy ur kidz all d good tinz and nt make dem go tru one stress

U on point....



God knows why he balanced everything though, the rich, the poor, the middle class



So any one we find ourselves, let's make the best of it.

haywire1:
Ogbeni if u wan compare anytime use d same country and same category. Hw u go dey use foreign country compare Nigeria.. abi ur cerebrum don damage??

#

mobi18:
academically ,ur school and cu dey bam,buh dts d onli fing u guys cn offer..ur social life is dead,i doubt if u guys cn cope outside ur comfort zone.. its alwais difficult for u to face d outside real world jes like that

True talk but not everyone though


I tried to balance my life while in school


So i can only say for myself, so am good to go

mobi18:
na good school naw,no doubt,buh dier students be like children wey dem dey babysit..all of dem na omo get inside

Lol no be lie oo , no use of phone, you can't leave the school environs without exeat permit, you must attend all church programs, no cooking, mehn their rules are damn strict.... Thank God am finally out oo... But the school is good

haywire1:
What is this one saying?? don't u understand d root of our argument .

By d way which one be Landmark uni, I know people like u wey government unis no accept cos of poor utme nd post utme score una carry money go landmark wey dey accept anybody wit money to spend... No wonder sha

Walahi i'm 100% sure u can't compete with government uni trained graduate, quote me anywhere

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Kai, private uni don suffer


Bros bone dah talk ooo, i can compete wellla with any government univ grad


I have gone for several government univ competitions and have seen the stuffs they are made of

So no judge the book by the cover guy

mobi18:
na im u con dey rap english like say u be prince william son

Lol

mobi18:
wich school be dat...lol,,ur uni sef no dey pay half of wetin we dey pay per session for okada nd so u sabi speak pidgin,na im u con dey rap english like say u be prince william son

Hehehehe, na engineering course i studied oo


5yrs of dat pay no be beans oooo


How much dat ur school dey pay sef, e pass 500k

mobi18:
abeg wich 1 be landmark,no be dat cu broda wey dey omu aran? lolllllllllll,,omo get inside,wat re u finding ere

Lol

Na my school u dey talk to like dat



I no blame you, na cos u get money attend such school

haywire1:
ARE U KIDDING ME , BROS WHICH INSTITUTION U GRADUATED FRM??


#

Lol i rep my school LANDMARK UNIVERSITY


see, lemme educate you... Bold is used as a verb most times, so u can attach the qualities of a verb to it, no long talks


And stop claiming i too know here,


Revise your Use of English before facing such argument next time