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@op, someone advised u to keep legs closed and u opted for it. How do u intend to assess him properly to know who he is wit closed legs? At a time, he will need to assess wat u hav down there for his mind to be settled wit u. Closed legs may jeopordize the chance.

[quote
author=Graphy]And wtf is wrong if u give her money 4 her treatment,no
be ur gf?na men like una go Bleep una gf cari am go dey
broadcast,nansense,no be ur mate dey help their gf get job or set them
up,maybe learn an handwork or sometin?mtchewww

Did u say gf? Sorry i cant go up to dat extent. I better wait till am married.

[quote
author=specialguest]Simple! Its because if a relationship cannot take a lady to the altar, then it should take her to the bank...

Listen to urself. If a relationship is based on wat u quoted abv, den where dos such a relatnshp takes d man to?

@cindyrella, wch class do u belong? Chewing gum or Akeke bread type?

@kimberluge, am 100% sure i spend extravagantly than ur guy wen it coms to spending on gf. Just that i dislike being over bothering. Meanwhile, she's gotten the money since, took d drugs and is ok now.

I bet if u wont dump ur guy for me on meeting my spendthrift potential.

I notice that despite how much i keep spending in buying Nigerian movies, i hardly watch the same movie twice cos i lost interest after watching it the first time.

How abt yours?

Lets hear from you!

@Gambrosia, watch ur tongue. Life and dead is in d power of tongue. Dont let ur tongue of fire ruin dis forum for us. Park well b4 u cause traffic ppppaaaddddlock

@Gambrosia, wats d baby for?

@those who spewed out thrashes up there because i asked for advice, if female, may ur daughter inlaw do d same to u and ur son; if male, may ur son be in dat same mess.
wat is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

Can a sheep giv birth to rabbit? How can my brother be infertile wen my family is filled with fertility? Nobody in my family has dis issue of childlessness and marital frustration except dis one brought by this satanic agent. Think well b4 u comment.

Continuation:

5)As far as am concern, my brother's wife am talking about here is a
complete non-industrious lady and earns no thrash than going around spewing her mouth
everywhere with frivolous gisting

6)Just in case you do not take your time any other time again before you rush
on a thread you think has similarity with your frustrated situation, may you become a
lesbian and may u have lesbian sex wit mad woman who been in d street eating frm d dustbin for more than ten yrs.

My SUPPOSED SIL bird of the same feathers!

Dear commenters, i sincerely sorry for coming dis late. Its unfortunate d supposed sil had successfully misrepresent u pple. She is not the one am referring to. Thanks.

@sadoluwa_Now, am 100% sure you are on the wrong target. But is good u've expressed ur
life frustratn here for evry to know ur condition. Below r d facts 2 prove we r not related in anyway and therefore mean it wasn't u i was referring to.

1)U sound vry Yorubatical,but sorry my lineage is million miles away frm yoruba.

2)My mother was forced to stop bearing children as they were alot of fruitful eggs in her womb, if not, she would have born up to a dozen talkless of going to babalawo for rubbish.

3)From my grand father's story, it took my mother less than 1yr to give birth to her 1st child just after marriage.

4)My brother's marriage was on October and not January as stated by you.

Thanks to all the commenters esp. those wit reasonable posts. My brother really needs prayer and we are doing it on his behalf.

Only 1ndidi said somtin better and reasonable on dis thread as a girl. Others think it is thier right for guys to empty thier account on them. mtchew.

@P4VS20, guy, sex cannot be used as a yardstick in dis. We both enjoy sex and crave for sex. Why den shld she think i shld be her atm machine just because she opened her legs for me last time. Besides, sex is not food. I can do without it if i choose to.

I am well convinced now dat girls cant do w/ut dependng on guys financially. I stil find it dfficult 2 bliev dat once a guy says 'hi' 2 a girl, it automatically means total responsibility frm her head. WTF. Honestly I enjoy spending my money on my gf but 2 som certain limits. I better stay alone than over working myslf only 2 com and spend it extravagantly on someone's else daughter. Am i her father or guardian? Unemployment is not an excuse here. Thousands of other things are ther 2 do bt she hasnt shown any interest. May be she shld also wait 4 me 2 giv her money b4 she buys pad for monthly stuff. wtf again.

@uj sizzle, i think u hav so much similarity wit dis kind of girl - the idle and over dependent type. I wil travel at d velocity of 10000km/sec on sighting a girl like u. Too much wahala abegi.

@other girls, i think dats why most of ur BFs are going into armed robbery, kidnapping etc now just to satisfy ur endless financial wahala and wen he's caught, u r no wher 2 b found.

It all depends on how she presented herself at d initial stage. Dont be too desperate.

@si sizzle, I wil ansa ur comment bit by bit. Now listen!
1) U said 'shut up' = u didnt av any right 2 insult me.
2) Y shld i b d 1 givng her money 2 buy drugs? or do i run free health services? Or did she giv me money 2 buy drugs d last time i was sick?
3) Even if i giv her all d money on earth, she wil stil hav a spare boyfriend or dont you? No doubt abt dat
4) She's really a big pest. Doesnt she have hands. Even bible condenms it.
5) If relatnshp is all abt takng care of each other, then how much care has she takn of me? I cant be deceived by sex cos both of us enjoy it. She enjoys it even more.
6) A man who is planning 4 invstment in d future must b a bit stingy. Even Dangote does it. Google it!
7) If relatnshp is all abt receiving, then how much have i rceivd 4rm her? Or is d givng thing supposed 2 flow only 4rm 1 directn?
By thier fruit, u shal know dem. By ur comments, i am 100% sure u r 1 of dos over-dependent girls.
Rlatnsp shdnt b all abt receivng n dependng not wen marriage is not yet involved. Thanks

I wil ansa ur comment bit by bit. Now listen!
1) U said 'shut up' = u didnt av any right 2 insult me.
2) Y shld i b d 1 givng her money 2 buy drugs? or do i run free health services? Or did she giv me money 2 buy drugs d last time i was sick?
3) Even if i giv her all d money on earth, she wil stil hav a spare boyfriend or dont you? No doubt abt dat
4) She's really a big pest. Doesnt she have hands. Even bible condenms it.
5) If relatnshp is all abt takng care of each other, then how much care has she takn of me? I cant be deceived by sex cos both of us enjoy it. She enjoys it even more.
6) A man who is planning 4 invstment in d future must b a bit stingy. Even Dangote does it. Google it!
7) If relatnshp is all abt receiving, then how much have i rceivd 4rm her? Or is d givng thing supposed 2 flow only 4rm 1 directn?
By thier fruit, u shal know dem. By ur comments, i am 100% sure u r 1 of dos over-dependent girls.
Rlatnsp shdnt b all abt receivng n dependng not wen marriage is not yet involved. Thanks

@poster above, am 100% sure you are on the wrong target. But is good you've expressed ur life frustration here. Below are the reasons to prove we are not related in anyway and therefore mean it wasn't you i was referring to.

1)You sound very Yorubatic, but sorry my lineage is million miles away from yoruba.

2)My mother was forced to stop bearing children as they were alot of fruitful eggs in her womb, if not, she would have born up to a dozen talkless of going to babalawo for rubbish.

3)From my grand father's story, it took my mother less than 1yr to give birth to her 1st child just after marriage.

4)My brother's marriage was on October and not January as stated by you.

5)As far as am concern, my brother's wife am talking about here is a complete non-industrious lady and earns no thrash than spewing her mouth everywhere with frivolous gisting

6)Just in case you do not take your time any time again before you rush on what you think has similarity with your situation, you shall become a lesbian and it's those female mad people who has been into the business of mmmmmaaaaddddiiiinnnngg in the past ten years that shall be your lesbians friends.

I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE!

Sorry i dont easily get angry bt lets call a spade a spade. For a woman dat is not yet married to me, am i supposed to take responsibility up to dat extent aside other expenses?

@seasoned_mom

To prove u right based on my post, my neighbour's wife forgot her male kid in school till 8pm wen she remembered and rushed down to school to retrieve the kid.

The other woman took her 1.5yr old baby to an eatery, after eating successfully, she went inside to hiss herself. On coming out, she passed straight and go forgetting her son behind.

Shld i continue? Young Nigerian mum ...hmmmm.

Guess u might be one of them. No bashing dear.

Looks like a typical Nigerian Mum. Am i lying? All d young mothers in d house, defend urself here. lols.

A girlfriend who told me she is not feeling very fine just confirm to me now that she hasnt taken any drugs for 3days now. When asked why, "I dont have money" - her response. So because am not in town, she must wait for me till i com back and give her money ... wtf. I really hate lazy, non-industrous and over dependent girls. What is wrong with a physically fit lady from finding something to do? Evrytime money for this and money for dat. Ordinary 2k, i must be d one to provide. Gosh! I think am despised!

That's why most marriages crash not long enough. The man happens to realize a different woman from the one he thought he married during when he met her on make up. Be your real self and stop trying to deceive us. What is the essence of make up and at the end you still body/mouth odour?

No offense pls!

[quote author=Enegod]If not becouse of make-up......if not...*smh*[Some girls for worse pass brazillian masquerade]

Jesus Christ of Idumota hmmm sorry Nazareth abi na Jerusalem? No be that account Labaran Maku been dey spew thrash de tell us say evry Nigerian go dey carry him eyes dey look evry N1 wey dey inside de account? How com no N1 com dey d account again. E be like we go re-kidnap Ngozi's mother to collect our share. Abi na Gej mamma we 4 kidnap.

If i am on my 80s, i wil surprise bt as i dey my 20s, i no fit surprise ova dis kind news. No be Naija we dey? Land of the devils!!!

Dis question goes to both folks, male and female in d house.

A friend told me abt his gf having a vaginal infection which was incurred as a result of using a public pit toilet. He said he knew d girl had it but she never used her mouth to tell him but 2days ago, she came up to request money frm him to enable her buy drugs for d presciption doctor gave to her after testing and confirming. Now my questions are:

1) As a girl, how comfortable would u feel telling ur bf dat u have a vaginal infection (which could be very irritating vowing never to want to visit there again)

2) Dont u think it could be better if u silently go and treat urself without letting him know?

3) As a guy, will u still crave to want to visit the website (D PUNNY) and still browse like b4 again? Dont u think u wil suddenly develop a dead passion for it knowing u culd also be infected?

Ur sincere comments count alot.

Die for who? Dem neva born am well. Make she enter her mamma belle make dem born am again, mayb dat time, i go die for am. I dey mmmmmmaaaaaaddddddd?

But am sure girls can do it if u promise them good amount of money.

B4 nko? Wat did u expect? No be marketing strategy? Na u dey put food for thier table? I honestly recommend those wey life don taya to go board d plane. It's d easiest way to meet wit ur creator in heaven and leave dis poverty implanted by gej country. But just incase compensation will follow, make me ur next of kin o. amen.

1) Wen u just succeeded in bringing a girl u've spent mor dan two months toasting to ur house and behold, ur dads right at home returns u and d girl from entering his house.

2) wen u smartly stole a black nylon bag thinking it was money and u suddenly opens it to discover 'a wrap of shit'

3) when u write waec 5times and jamb 7times.

4) When u have s*x wit ur mum in d dream.

5) When u spent 7yrs in a 4yr course

6) When ur gf dumb u because u r poor.

7) When u patronize ashawo joint ceaselessly wit ur small income.

When ur body odour and body spray = shelltok

9) When u snore and make some unconscious comments during sleep

10) When ur i-better-pass-my-neighbour gen. is d most noisy one in d compound.

11) When u work for 10 and yet u can hardly change a bathroom slippers.

12) When u cheat in exams hall and at d end, u still have F9 in d exams. Abeg i don tire. make i stop am there. If na for exams, na A1 for get so.