Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Octopusssy:

Don't you have yeast infections to treat? Or perhaps you have been unable to treat the one plaguing your diseased nether parts so it is now affecting your thought processes, AND that is why you cannot realise that every sane organised society MUST question a person's wealth, especially when it cannot be verified.

Are you angry and frustrated that you don't have a share of his dubious riches which is why you are coming online to transfer the aggression of your untreated toilet infection onto hapless strangers. You are mentally retarded_. Don't quote me again.

Octopusssy:

Don't you have yeast infections to treat? Or perhaps you have been unable to treat the one plaguing your diseased nether parts so it is now affecting your thought processes, AND that is why you cannot realise that every sane organised society MUST question a person's wealth, especially when it cannot be verified.

Are you angry and frustrated that you don't have a share of his dubious riches which is why you are coming online to transfer the aggression of your untreated toilet infection onto hapless strangers. You are mentally retarded_. Don't quote me again.

Octopusssy:

Don't you have yeast infections to treat? Or perhaps you have been unable to treat the one plaguing your diseased nether parts so it is now affecting your thought processes, AND that is why you cannot realise that every sane organised society MUST question a person's wealth, especially when it cannot be verified.

Are you angry and frustrated that you don't have a share of his dubious riches which is why you are coming online to transfer the aggression of your untreated toilet infection onto hapless strangers. You are mentally retarded_. Don't quote me again.

Octopusssy:
Why, yes. Yes, I have.

Racoon:
Histroy was made back then.

IFELEKE:
Philosophy Of Housecleaning

I don't do windows because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

shadrach77:
This is a revelation (Lati ori ite mimo) Cd John was a great comedian. But he lost it when he began to twist Godly gospel songs, using the church as an object of mockery through his comedy. This deadly virus was bound to spread through the comedy industry in no time, if it hadn't been checked. God got angry with him for mocking the church so God took him away. The moral of the story is: do not take the name of the Lord in vain

Mightyhaiz:
guyyyy,...Reeves died around 1964 in an air mishap? Where u dey that time??


Even Lawson died around 1976 along with his entire crew in an auto crash

AngryIgboMan:
Why is this pointus pilate always doing one hand gesture or the other?


Lol... Samwo Olu be like;

"Chei... O boy if you see the big Ikebe I was kpanshing yesterday and received the call of the fire eh...

Comedian2019:
19?
The guy should repent and be sent to Germany for further studies in biology practical.

ghettokid1:

U need sense

abluck:



Wettin VANITY do you?

Sundaycomputer:
Come get a fine girl , play bet and win

arukwe123:
Lots and lots of condom

Champneys:


Eat lots of vegetables, fruits and drink water.

abluck:
Do Yahoo
Do Yahoo
Do Yahoo

AfroZone:
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Always Bleep with condom�

hisexcellency34:
Go and marry

Kingrexyl:
Nigeria, a terrible shíthole.