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Maybe the ones I know arent as hot as the ones U know

chiegemba:
Hahaha! i know shey even me self would surely need 1 after am done hearin other people out

U sure will, Chi!!!! LMAO There is always gonna be some feedback loop hearing other people unload thier shit to u. Anyway, the good thin' about dat is dat u dont need to actually go thru those painful issues before u seek psych help, u just hear it from other people and u would go like, Ok I think I am in need of some psych help _{Just kidding tho}


Out on bail, fresh outta jail , California dreamin' That was 2pac.
Anyway, how is Cali. Heard it is a beutiful place with a lot more diversity. Utah is homogenously populated!!!!!!!

Boy , these r more than clues. Sounds to me like directions _{Any particular place in mind}

chiegemba:
Ok now; no wahala just tell me d time u want me 2 come pick u from d airport i happen 2 b in d middle of bother d international and d local so choose your choice and holla back @ me i would b waitn. A driver would b a dream come true 4 me though


hopin 2 master in psychiatry "God helpin me"_{u know say 4 here we get them plenty}

Boy would You make a lotta dough from that. Clients alone on Nairaland will set u up on your way, lots of dudes here with issues. _{Lord knows I also need a psychiatrist in da house for mood swings}

In the middle of both the international and the local, that sounds like in the middle of nowhere    Anyway, I always prefer me some locals, if u get ma drift. Going international has never been ma thin, so u might as well wait for me @ the local airport.

Fo' real tho' which state do u live in?

then y r u here

chiegemba:
Ok now; have a great mornin


Nah; i no fit loose track now! would actually make u v comfortable but afterwards since i happen 2 drive alot u go become my driver

Actually, I would not mind to be ur driver as far as I get paid for ma services


So whatchu studying, chi?

@ babelove

Oya, goodnite mornin ,babe

@ Chi

Na this visit thingy daey cos wahala for one thread so oooooooo One bobo dey interested for one babe, the babe tell am say make him come to her place to prove him love. Well, I am still awaiting how the tory go end but I don begin see wahala already.
So no ask me make I come ooooo, cos I might likely show up @ ur doorstep and U would be like , ehmmm, u know wat I was just joking, or drunk or even sleepy on dat day. So plis get ur black ass outta ma house  

@  Chi

U seem to have ur shit together _{pardon ma french} .
Holding down two jobs no easy but u r lucky to have picked up the two that really suits ur school schedule

Which one do u enjoy most?


@ Babelove
  I will always remenber dat  

NaJa HaJe:
@Uche2nna

is that where you found yours?

I thot that the question was "the best place to find a wife" and not "the place you found ur wife"


_{btw, i have not found yet, so dat option is not closed}

BABEELOVE:
He wants to know--so he can abandon that "turenchi" when im dey read so he can land better job like you!

Exactly, ma lovely. U seem to read me perfectly. I have found ma soul mate

@ Chi

Well start with the healthcare and then slowly ease into the housin' thingy

Well, honestly speaking, these white people really need some cracking up. I dont know about them whites @ ur place but the ones I deal with here are so uptight , dry and boring, Oh ma Gosh!!!!! Sometimes I go a whole week without having one honest laff and that is so difficult for me given the fact that I really like to laff @ jokes. Men I miss dem dayz in Naija when me and ma guys will just sit and poke and fun @ each other. Boy, those were hilarious times. U dont even wanna know wat we say to each other and about others.

BABEELOVE:
It's all good! he he he he he he!!! I don't like metrogamous "phockers" either! Seee? I knew you were the right one!


_{Chiegemba nwa teacher don run!!!!!!}

Wow, metrogamous!!! Dats a mind boggling word

As for Nwa teacher, she don see Oba Benin and she don run

Sleep ----- I done that some couple of hours ago, now am up trying to put in some reading time

School ------- Yeah, in a couple of hours I will be running off to the lab     but thank God is a Friday

Work ----- For now I dont know the difference between work and school. They sound same to me

Phock ----- I dont phock with nobody but U, baby. U should know that

@ chi

where u dey work

How do U mean, baby

In a brothel , of course

@ Chi
dont worry. I hope u have had enuff time to upgrade ur technique. U have one more chance!!!

Ok oooooooo!!!

I might get off my aversity and try it again. I hope I take the rite one this time around!!!!


U seemt to like classics abi?

Sushi!!! I honestly dont know wat the hype is all about some raw fish. I took that , like a few months , when I first came to the states. Did not like it and have never tried it again. Maybe I took the wrong one



Next week, Florida beach callin'!!!

Look @ this teacher with no certificate ooooooooo!!!



Just kidding, chi Wats up with U?

Fo sure, I grabbed all I can. Starting from fried chicken to some Japanese food that I cant even pronounce. I no send!!!!!



Anyway, wat have u been up to

With Bush and Dick in the white house, no wonder America is getting phucked!!!!!!

Wow!!!! Well 1000 posts, thats sth to cheer about.



Where have I been ? Let me see. It has been said b4 "Never take a black man to a buffet". Somebody invited me to a buffet and I almost finished all the food there. The white people wey dey there tire for me sef As, I come back house, I just hit the sack, no midnite reading or posting on NL

hello there

Hi love!!! How U doing?

U too ,love


Hope to chat with U again tonite

Now u are making me jealous . No wonder U dont miss Naija at all


Anyway, darling, seems dat the god of sleep is finally taking over. I will be retiring


Keep dat florida invitation open. It might just happen

LMAO

I f I was doing ur job, I would love it too Men, having all those free time. Wat do U do with urself when U are off work. Just watch TV and post on Nl

However, I plan to open up something in naija. Sth really big but dont know wat yet

Yeah U rite. Too much to do, I definitely agree with u