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U never know, U might want to one of dem dayz.


If not U, prolly ur husband. Unless U go marry oyibo man

Yeah, Okada is the fastest way to get around in Osha. Not the best tho. Mara of fact very dangerous. Those Okada drivers are crazy, OMG!!!!!



How long do U plan on staying in Naija

Yeah, the traffic in Onitsha is one of a kind. But having lived there for more than a decade, it seems absolutely normal. I use the back roads a lot to lose the traffic.

Did U do any of ur stdies in Asaba


R u still watching CNN

I originally hail from Uga but I spent most of ma life roaming thru the streets of Onitsha both as College student and as an Undergrad. It was FUN!!!!


U say U buy movies. I assume U go to Upper Iweka market. That is the commercial nerve center of Nollywood

Dont be negative minded. Ur plans wont change, at least not for the worse. U planned to go to Naija and U have invested in a ticket. So to Naija U will go.


I am from Anambra state.


How much did the ticket cost U

Fall off a bridge. U will definitely get herf attention dat way.

Girl, fire on!!! U have earned it. If I were in ur shoes I go do the thin , even put jara sef


U going to Naija for the Xmas hols


Delta state, hmmmmmmmm,,,, Kwale, effurun, Urhobo, Ijaw , Olona , Ebu etc. Which one be ur own?

Men, U r really living the life. U going to Naija this yr. Ol' girl remain some of the enjoyment for me oooooooooooooooooo!!!!

From florida to Naija U dey really gbadun. By the way wat part of Naija r u from?

BABEELOVE:
You dey work at all with all this school or you are in the student loan department

Just got lucky with some form of graduate assitantship thingy. That pays for tuition and some likkle stipend @ the end of the month.

Like 3-4 yrs, depends on my thesis research and committee



Still I go like go to florida beach one of dem dayz, student or no student.

Hmmm. Lucky you. I am jealous!!!!



How can U show up @ my doorstep when I dont even live in chicago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thinkin



dont be extending invitations u might regret


Plis r u going to florida beach for real

Na wa ooooo!!! Suitcase, ke Which kain invitation be dat


Fail tire!! Who tell U? We can always frolick on the beach when I have some dayz off

Wat do U mean too bad am a "student"?

I want to go to the Florida beach too oooooooooooooo!!! Who no want better thin'

To where?? Destin? Where is dat @

Ha Ha Ha


So it seems U are having some dayz off work

That would not keep me awake even in broad day lite.

Ok. Thanks for the assuarance


Anyway, wat is still up on TV that is keeping u awake

Okey dokey.

For a min, I thot dat someone else is browsing in ma area code

Chei, honey !!!! Which one be horsy again. I hope sey na only me dey get access for ur network

Chi, U dont need a new edition. Wat U need is a whole new book by a new author. See how U fail the introductory class of Love 101. Common frontal position , U wan go dust book. When we begin enter advanced level class like the "cowgirl" wetin U go dust  


I move the motion for change of teacher

& u too honey. U are also in need of some tutorials on luffin"

Men, u r really rusty. U need some real catching up to do. Maybe I should be in the driver's seat i.e sit back and let me do the riding. _{no pun intended}

Lets start with the frontal position E be like sey ma teacher don fall asleep

lmao

Sleep ko, snore ni. I am as awake as a night guard @ the buckingham palace. No sleep till I teach Chi some life turning tricks. U can neva say U have seen them all, girl


@ debo
Wat more can I say?? Like the good ladies said , there is always space for one more.

Point and kill hmmmmmmmm that sounds delicious to me


@ Debo
How far?

_{****faints****}



I shd be the one dishing out lessons

BABEELOVE:
I knew you were the "chosen one"----the ultimate satisfaction----my search is so over! \

U gat dat rite, babe. All nite luffin' is a guarantee

BABEELOVE:
Laff wan kill me oh! You ain't seen nothing yet! Thank you for re-assuring me oh! I don begin dey fear.

how u go dey fear when the energizer himsil dey here. i go turn ur fear 2 satisfaction




@ Chi
Plis U gat to do sth more illustrative than frowning, abeg.

Frown     Wat kind of ladies am I stuck with tonite   In the middle of a heart wrenching epic, all U can do is frown  

@ babelove
Coolu temper, ma lovely. I only come when ma dayz job is done and not a minute before. 4play dey yanfu-yanfu

BABEELOVE:
Okay! _{taking notes!} So which one do you do now? I mean to show your sensitivity?

I come

Falls down howling with lafter

BABEELOVE:
No darling, I am not a witch. But if that tickles your fancy--I can add that to my repertoire I actually prefer to "hiss"!

@ Chi Which one do U do or do u also hiss