qekng40:


I'll go first...

Church : MFM
Position : Frm Head, Praise Team.

Oya, lets go!

Mine is foundation faith church (SALEM)

ruggedtimi:
Him colleagues wey don kn*ck d br*de get mind attend the wedding. Is omuma rivers or imo?

Omuma as a LGA in Rivers State while omuma as a village in oru East LGA in imo state. So we have omuma in Rivers State and also have omuma in imo state.

[quote author=CheedyJ post=112096226]With line up, united fit use truck park goals go house..
What is man united playing for maybe chop goals anyhow

Am just looking at Nigerian youths who likes supporting there ganpa to be president of Nigeria I remember say one boy of 35yrs na president of Chile,abeg na who Stone me for back?

Know this, you can't give what you don't have, our leaders don't have value for a education all they see is 2023 elections.

TheRareGem1:
Muhammadu Buhari Bridge....is 89% completed.

Nigeria which way forward

Ajegunle: morning- afternoon- night if you wan confirm come to tolu. AJ TO THE WORLD

lordaltruist:
Dear Nairalanders,

I got this job in 2019 and it turns out that now I am the only male senior staff except from the security guard. Way back in 2019 there were 2 other guys but they left in 2020 after our company transferred to a different location and since then, I have been the only male staff other than the security guard whose job is not in internal affairs.[/colo

She is actually my senior colleague and way older than myself but over the past year and some months now, we have been so friendly though we don't discuss relationship together or talk anything boyfriend and girlfriend together but something seems to be odd in her look whenever I talk about a girl likewise myself I felt odd when she talks about a guy she flirted with.

In my office every other staff have a nickname for us both even my boss was the one who initiated the nickname because of how close we are and even though I nurse getting under her skirts, I do not have yet the muscle to tell her that and lately I am beginning to like her more as we share everything about ourselves.

I have been to her house and can go to her house at anytime and she was the one who persuaded me to return to the company after I didn't want to return when it relocated and also convince my boss to retain me; sometimes she buys me food in the office likewise myself and always like to have me around her like working together and whenever she needs assistance over a job, she will want me to be the person to help.

I notice she and my other female (married) colleague who work in the same department with us had almost had squabble because of whom I should be assisting and since she's the most senior colleague she won over that one.

She is very single and above her 40s but I don't mind as age does not define my relationship and right now I am growing so fund of her in a way I can't stop imagining and I need your advise on how to relate my feelings and make her confess hers to me.

All criticism and advise will be duly accepted.

Kill that feeling because office romance will bring you down and you eyes go clear Sharp Sharp.[color=#550000]

Coldie:
Wike completed 5 flyovers in 3years in Abia they are using over 6years to build 1 flyover

Wike only build overhead bridge not a flyover bridge, Rivers State have only 3 flyover one is at eleme junction,mile 1 and before uniport.

mediclife1987:


Which bank come safe pass now?

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Union Bank brain dey work small

Maxymilliano:
Seems bank are recruiting more Yahoo boys these days or how else could the OTP be generated without the consent of account owner ?

Abeg make I even check my GT account balance

GT bank na big criminal bank it has happened to me mine was 20k I stop using the Bank till

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Soknown:

Wow, happy to have someone that has worked on Nigerdock on board.

Pictures from nigerdock, drydock and RoRo vessel, the red arrow is the gate of the drydock.

Soknown:
I have been to different places in my life, non is as diverse, deep, and awesomely interesting as the deep blue sea.

My first sojourn into this life started in 2006, after leaving Wilbros's project in Badagry. Wilbros now Acorn was laying a gas pipeline from Escravos across different terrain, swamps, rivers, jungles, roads, and settlements through to Lagos en route to other West African countries.

I still remember Okor-afor campsite, Ajido and Agbado Gas station, our relaxation hub, whispering Palms resort. The project was named West African Gas Pipeline. The company that I worked for was providing ambulatory emergency services and cover for the project so we were following these men from camp to site, swamps to the jungle. I cannot remember the number of times that my ambulance got stuck in the swamp and had to be towed out by an excavator. I was awed by the number of Catfish living in the wild in swamps, we made quite a few catches. Some are as big as a human leg and very delicious in a pepper soup.

Before I jump right in let me state here that the purpose of the thread is to educate, enlighten and add to the body of knowledge on Nairaland, It is possible to be a short thread or it could be a very long one, it depends on the level of civility and decorum in our engagements, the quality of materials that I can muster and the amount of time that I can spare to write. Let us keep it civil folks. I intend to keep it interesting with pictures to boot.

I have been across rivers and streams prior to this time in 2006 but nothing prepared me for this next stage of my life. So I was deployed to the Snepco project operating from snake island in Lagos. The theatre of operation was Tincan Island/Nigerdock. It involves using a Surfer boat launched daily from Tincan port to offshore in monitoring flights from both LOS and the offshore platforms. So basically we stayed in between LOS and the locations. The project was a tripartite contract between A major rotary-wing operator, 3 IOCs, and the government as the regulator of course. Remembering my first days on this project now as I write, this song comes to mind ‘ Oju e ni ma la aa ri o, Oju e ni ma la ari yonu’.

On my first day on the job, there was no power in the house, it was too early to put on a generator. I used the torch on my Samsung J700 ( Samsung J700 was a slip phone that the company used Didier Drogba to advertise back then) I left, Taiwo street, Alaguntan Bus/stop Iyana Ipaja very early in the morning, I got to Bolade, Oshodi at about 0500hr. I got a bus going to Liverpool and we proceeded. The trip was smooth until we got to Mile 2 bridge, there was traffic as early as 0530hr, traffic was moving at snail speed from MTN maritime house till we got to Coconut bridge. I alighted from the bus at Tincan's second gate then walked down to the main gate. I moved to the Jetty gate and presented my letter of introduction to the security, he radioed to the control room to confirm my presence. I was led to the jetty and waited for the rickety ferry. Two ferries operate across the two ends of the Tincan port on the 5 cowry creek. The first rickety ferry is for moving personnel across the creek and the second one is a long barge to move vehicles including oil tankers. The jetty was a beehive of activities as mariners and Niger-dock workers jostle for space in the ferry.

On getting to the island end, The environment felt different. The ambience was great, with cool air, spaced housing, power supply, a lot of greenery, unlike the chaos that I survived before getting to the jetty. I was directed to the control rooms for my ID processing. All done within few minutes. So I proceeded to the anchorage very near the dry dock. The dry dock is a big rectangular concrete box that has an iron gate that can be opened and closed to let the ship in before the water is drained away so that the body of the ship can be worked on.

It is amazing looking at various ships dry-docked, bare butt, and unencumbered by water like a nude model being worked on by the make-up artist. Only that these artists are not the usual soft face, brush wielding, powder sprinkling smiling faces, they are hard faces, with harder hander hands, wielding hammers, wire brushes, electric sanding machine, Chisel, sandblasting machines, and paintbrushes to make this particular iron lady a darling of the sea that she once was.

These are gifted hands that do diagnostic, clinical, and cosmetic surgeries on the various ships, they are named welders, Scaffolders, roast about, deckhand, sandblasters, safety officers, iron scanners, painters all decked in oil-soaked cover-all working tirelessly to return the sea beast to the sea. What fun to watch.
Besides the dry dock where she was, anchored, Delicately Perched on the waters like a bumblebee perched on a sunflower. Paragon of beauty, powerfully endearing, looking delicate like a butterfly wing yet powerful and beastly on the surf.

This boat was a beauty in and out, sitting elegantly on the dark waters but unstained. Sleek and Splendid, petite lady with a big engine, the cynosure of all eyes along the creek, darling of the brave and tormentor of small boats and canoes. Surfer 1822, A Bourbon Interoil made surfer boat. The 1800 series was top of the range then. Later on, I got so familiar with this boat that I could hear the moaning of her engine right from the Tincan gate. We refueled right there at the Jetty, the Seaman or the roast-about has collected our food from the kitchen and that was it. The Seaman removed the rope that tied the boat to the dock, The Captain eased off from the jetty and We set sail, Bon voyage.

My first day on the high sea.
Surfer 1822 ( called one eight two two and not eighteen twenty-two) was a 22 pax capacity service/rescue boat commissioned as a proactive measure to monitor flights and offer emergency rescue in the unfortunate incident of choppers crashing into the sea. Ironically many years later when I needed this kind of service, the contract has been terminated. If you have moved in a chopper to any of the offshore facilities within LOS and offshore locations belonging to the big four IOCs, we were on the floor of the ocean monitoring your smooth passage like the guardian angels that we were.

The boat was manned by four men, The captain, the medic, the seaman, and the diver. We have on-board top-of-the-range navigation equipment and also rescue equipment. The Captain is responsible for getting us to the designated position on the sea and also the day-to-day running of the boat, including general correspondence, logistics supplies. Thuraya was top of the range phone then, we had two on board because there was no cellular coverage on the deep sea, even with the Thuraya phones, we have to wander around on the sea looking for strong signals.

The medic, which was my humble self. was responsible for evacuation equipment and supply, general maintenance, daily, a weekly and monthly test of the equipment, and stock inventory. I was the lead personnel for emergency and rescue operations. I coordinated medical drills, real recovery, resuscitation, and evacuation of victims and was also responsible for the welfare of the crew members.

The seaman assisted me and the captain in whatever roll we deem fit. While the diver was to dive into the sea to rescue victims and sometimes to declutter the keel and underbelly of the boat.

It was awesome fun to watch as the boating ease out of anchorage into the open creek passing incoming and outgoing RoRo, tugs, tankers, and canoes. Outside of the creek, the boat kissed the waves as she picked up the pace, racing past the mother ships who were too big to enter the port but had to berth at the harbor serviced by small boats. It was April so the sea was relatively calm, the boat rod rode and surfed in what looked like an endless journey to nowhere, it took about 45 minutes traveling at 35knots/hour to reach our designated position.

I wondered how they knew the particular spot we were supposed to be, there was no Bus stop, skyscraper landmark, or street name. Well, there were coordinates and compass, perfect guidance.
Sometimes we drifted from our location and had to ride back to the location.

So the waiting game started before the airwaves buzzed,
5NB*** 1822, come in
1822 go ahead.
5NB*** Switch to channel X
5NB*** Departed LOS @ ***** approaching ******, ETA *****, ** Souls on Board. Endurance ******
1822, Roger all that.

The captain logged the information in his book, and our business for the day commenced. We know the distance between LOS and each location so if a particular bird forgot to tell us of her flight, we track her down because the pilot was sometimes too occupied with flying that they forgot to tell big brother on the seafloor.

Before my field postings, I have worked in the call center so I was very fluent in NATO-phonetic alphabets, the 26 code words, thingy. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, Xray, Yankee, Zulu. So following discussions on the coms was easy for me.

The first day was not too bad for me as I was not seasick, I had bought peppermint sweets or candy if you may, the day before so anytime I felt sick I was popping sweet in my mouth or going to the deck for fresh air and sunlight.

After 1 week, I stopped feeling sick altogether. The rotation was one week on – one week off.

Wow that's awesome � am so surprise most places mentioned I have work there snake island, in niger duck also enjoyed their shor club restaurant ,thro deep blue sea, high sea and inland Waters , work on tugs boat, pilot boat and digger vessel etc is a good experience but the risk is very high.

[quote author=CotenantNIG post=103636932]Updated Cost of renting a 1 Bedroom Apartment in Lagos.

You can read the previous article for 2019 here
https://www.nairaland.com/5183998/cost-renting-1-bedroom-apartment

Lagos
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Lagos is ₦750,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦3,500,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦100,000 per annum.

Agbara-Igbesa| Agege| Ajah| Alimosho| Amuwo Odofin| Apapa| Ayobo| Badagry| Egbe| Ejigbo| Eko Atlantic City| Epe| Gbagada| Ibeju| Ibeju Lekki| Idimu| Ifako-Ijaiye| Iganmu| Ijaiye| Ijede| Ijesha | Ikeja| Ikorodu| Ikotun |Ikoyi| Ilashe |Ilupeju| Ipaja| Isheri |Isheri North| Isolo| Itire| Ketu| Kosofe| Lagos Island| Lekki| Magodo| Maryland| Mushin| Ogudu| Ojo| Ojodu| Ojota| Oke-Odo| Orile| Oshodi| Shomolu| Surulere| Victoria Island (VI)| Yaba

Ogudu
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ogudu, Lagos is ₦650,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,360,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦250,000 per annum

Alimosho
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Alimosho, Lagos is ₦300,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦500,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦200,000 per annum.

Ikotun
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ikotun, Lagos is ₦200,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦500,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦120,000 per annum.

Maryland
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Maryland, Lagos is ₦600,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,800,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦400,000 per annum.

Surulere
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Surulere, Lagos is ₦550,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,000,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦118,000 per annum.

Yaba
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Yaba, Lagos is ₦600,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,300,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦250,000 per annum.

Lekki
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Lekki, Lagos is ₦1,400,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦3,000,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦600,000 per annum.

Magodo
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Magodo, Lagos is ₦650,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,500,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦400,000 per annum

Ikeja
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ikeja, Lagos is ₦1,000,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦2,460,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦500,000 per annum.

Ikoyi
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ikoyi, Lagos is ₦3,000,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦14,400,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦700,000 per annum.

Ilupeju
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ilupeju, Lagos is ₦600,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,000,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦300,000 per annum.

Ajah
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ajah, Lagos is ₦600,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,300,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦250,000 per annum.

Gbagada
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Gbagada, Lagos is ₦700,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦1,640,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦300,000 per annum.

Amuwo Odofin
The average price of flats for rent in Amuwo Odofin, Lagos is ₦1,200,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦2,800,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦250,000 per annum.

Ikorodu
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Ikorodu, Lagos is ₦200,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦400,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦100,000 per annum.

Isolo
The average price of 1 bedroom flats for rent in Isolo, Lagos is ₦500,000 per annum. The most expensive flat costs ₦750,000 per annum while the cheapest costs ₦300,000 per annum.

https://clytee.com/2021/07/12/cost-of-renting-a-1-bedroom-apartment-in-lagos/
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How about ajegunle
That place no be Lagos.

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Fahdiga1:
I don't have pity for such men. They will never learn. This type can not even buy one bottle of beer for their fellow men but will be spending only on women. More of this pls

The future is female

A9magic:
ENT wey go put your appointment in two months coming?

I did mine in port Harcourt in a private hospital don't go to govt hospital everything nah money bro.

Oralissue:


Expecting your reply sir

Bros go and visit E.N.T doctor case close not really a big deal, I had issues like that last year also make sure you have honey and lemon juice mix with hot water take it first in the morning before anything else

jaybenugo:
Nollywood actress, Mercy Aigbe took to her Instagram handle to celebrate herself on Father's day, today June 20, IgbereTV reports.

She wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CQVaoqKBFEY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Her problem

Oralissue:
Am new here i just registered today, hoping to get answers i having be living with pains in my mouth. for months now and it gets worse daily. i have meant with doctors did a swap test and found nothing in their test, i was asked to return 2weeks time, but my conditions is getting worse i feel feverish, weak and pains all over my body especially from my throat there are red linings at the back of my throat and white puses on the tonsils, please help out,
Any solution even if its local

How can i get this to front page

I have exams and its really disturbing

I have also taking several antibiotics nothing worked my oral swab showed no growth of any microrobes in my mouth


Please what could it be and what solution can help out

I had issues like this some time ago is toxilitis

bros you try wella i stay in oyigbo but work at trans amadi but oyigbo and bad road be like Nigeria govt .
I run come Lagos, Apapa traffic go make people mad
finally house cheap for Port Harcourt pass Lagos but Lagos people live fake life to the fullness.
every babe for Lagos nah lekki she dey stay.

relationship in Nigeria, the girls see there pussy as workshop know Nigeria girl can date any guy without money or favor.
eg . sweetheart let's see this weekend you will hear I don't have transportation.
you call her on the phone baby how are you doing am not fine am hungry. and I want to cook I don't have money ,
urgent 2k

[quote author=oz4real83 post=99950913]The national cake keeps being shared every second of the day among a handful of Nigerians while many are dying everyday of hunger. Nigerians are made up of cowards who will rather die in poverty than fight for what rightly belongs to them
maybe you should be first to start the fight, according to my man fela in one of his song he says my people sabi fear my people sabi fear, fear fear I wan die my mama dey for house I never build house I wan buy car.
group of friends dealing with us since 1960 all in the of one Nigeria

actress for Nigeria don plenty pass fans .

is bubu in shock about the grammy award again?

if you marry your friend as wife or husband not because of big breast ,bombom or money you will love he or her till end of time cheating will be out of it.
but all this pino pino umunwa and yahoo yahoo boys way full everywhere specially small pin charger them be fire���

hopefully you guys will not end up to discover bigger problem the current one we all know the expiration date.
let's pray for a young leader for Nigeria

very good I really love this please we hardly sleep in ajegunle . always running without going to any sports activities.

gov wike come repair oyigbo roads first everything no be fight, this is the reason why the transport minister called you his staff .

the difference between a ruler and a leader is that a ruler don't care about the people while a leader cares about the people also listen to they needs. is really unfortunate that the messes are at the receiving end and helpless.

good morning, please is kogi state no longer part of Nigeria. because kogi state has only 5 case since 2019 till date