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OlakunmiSMELTD:
When people outside Nigeria give you guys advice, you will yab us. When we don't give advice, you will say Nigerian guys outside Nigeria are selfish.

Well, my own good advice is
There are cheap 2-3days conference ranging from 150-500 dollars.
Check Tunisia,( it's take 3-4working days to get your visa)
Egypt ( I think 14working days to get your visa) or south africa requirements.
Make sure you communicate with the conference organizer and the hotel people before you submit your visa application.

For me I suggest Egypt for you.
My flight from Egypt to Greece was just about an hour.
European countries see Egypt as part of them. That's is why you can find any European embassy in Egypt.
And that's why Canada and uk see them that way.

But they see dubai as a place anyone can enter anytime,
Best of luck though.
Oh I forget, Download your Egypt air app and book your flight. It's very cheap. There is a nice hotel in Cairo which I can direct you to. Omo the hotel na heaven on earth

You don try bro...
Ekushe!

Dey there dey ask question make pant wear you...

Now for sale, follow this link for recent pictures and the car has been wonderful but man need UP him game...

https://www.nairaland.com/5269258/reg-2005-toyota-ipsum#97184792

https://www.nairaland.com/3453851/toyota-ipsum

Post I made 2016 with pictures before shipping this car...
This car is out again for sale, I changed my mind initial against selling it but now...

OlakunmiSMELTD:
Oga go disflower or whatever you call it with Egypt, tunisia or south africa visa. Apply for 3 days conference or seminar, book hotel via booking.com, get your conference ticket or confirmation and submit it for your visa application. Canada and USA no one even use eye see dubai. Places like those african countries I mentioned about have many reputation than dubai when it comes to issuing visa by Canada, UK and USA

Nawa for this your advice bros...
Have you visited any of those countries you claimed have reputation more than Dubai?

martius101:
I have been trying to get my life back since I left my ex in 2007/08.i have been stucked with the memories.....I masturbate all the time.i have been doing this for at least 15 years.i can't even talk to any woman and I always have the feeling that they can't date me.i don't even have a life,I smoke all the time.....I don't have a friend,I don't know what my problem is exactly....I dress well ,no job tho...I'm scared AF and don't know what my future looks like.

Bros limit your weed intake.

Weed will make you a loner.
It will make you to be procrastinating...
Weed is a jealous lover, when taken in excess, it doesn't permit one to go after woman because you will not have the time for women initial Gra Gra...

You will rarely have friends too except you are not living alone.

As you have not talked to any woman this years,
haven't they talked to you too?

Kokoebapluse:
hello everyone both business men and none. pls i need your help and assistance. am new in vasline production and am about to produce my second barge. but my worried is (profit). i made very poor profit in my last time production. it seems like there is no profit in these vasline product or am the one with bad calculation? am into production smallest size of vasline which retailers are selling #100. my production (finishing cost ) of each vasline always fall between # 85-86, and i sold it at # 90 each. can you see that there is no gain left for me? pls i need you help and guideline how to do things right. thanks.

LOL

Do you actually want to be gaining half of what you invested at once?
Business is not actually like that but with time, things will improve.

You must have made mistakes in some areas as a beginner but with time you will improve in those areas.

Most of the businesses now,
the profit margin is small but your production capacity and turn up makes you rich.

Keep pushing bro and think less of profit now as a beginner with time everything will be arranged.

ogbonti:
I am US based, I lived in Dubai many years ago

You dey make mouth too much bro...

pompeiimagnus:
Maybe a laundry business - washing and ironing clothes. I'm sure you can get good equipment - washers(2), generator, plumbing+piping, a shop at a good location, etc. with that 1mill. Employ 1 person for a start, work smartly and don't disappoint your customers. Just a suggestion though.

Any business you dont manage yourself, bro na story you go dey hear everyday...

Nitrofx:
Bro forget all those plenty discouraging advise and follow below steps to survive in Dubai and move to Canada with your 3 moths dubai visa.


Step 1: when you enter Dubai make sure you have house rent and look for low cost area to stay and start looking for job immediately start from www.dubeezle.com

Step 2. Get a job with two year contract so that the company can help U renew the 3 months visa before it expires

Step 3. After finding your job no matter how little even if it's cleaner or waiter job quickly open a tinder dating app account with your real photos and Ur real bio.

Step 4. Start searching for a lover in Canada or Australia anywhere you like. make sure you pick someone with good job and good accademic record

Step 5; always chat her everyday and always make video calls everyday, tell her everything about you how U came from Nigeria and now working in UAE don't ever lie or device her. Make sure you video call her from your work place and let her talk to your colleagues ones in a while through video calls

Step 6. After she falls in love say after six months of chatting you guys can now start making plans of when she will visit UAE during her next vacation. Whitey will normally pay her flight and hotel bills when coming to visit you in UAE

Step 7. When she comes make sure you spend good time with her. Take her to your work place, show her your friends and make sure you give her very good D in za oza room

Step 8. Allow her go back to Canada after her first visit and she will go with the beautiful memories of time spent with you in UAE

Step 9. Continue calling and video calling her like you always did while she is back to her home country, video call and chat her another 6 months and then start planning another visit.

Step 10. By one year time when the second visit is about to happen, you already have work experience and your employer would have built your Bank account history for you very well with the steady monthly salary being paid into your account

Step 11: when she makes her second visit, take her on a boat cruise and propose to her on the boat.ake it very romantic Nd she will say "yes"

Step 12: let her go back to Canada after second visit with your engagement ring. Next thing is she will apply Canada visa for you and with your work history and statement of account history and your employer's attestation, you are sure getting the Canada visa

Step 13: You are on your way to Canada without spending a dime�

You will make a good story writer or a dreamer...
Your dreams sure need an interpreter...

Badilstical:
Tell that to people going to Europe bro.
Where you can get aduro to give you papers not Dubai.
Do you know how many people I have feed in Dubai. Not transport I meet Nigerian atleast twice a week in metro station asking for help.
Or is it the guys doing construction under scotching sun and not paid for months(partial slavery going on in Dubai) most people they just depend on people like you post pics on facebook and ask money for visa to survive cos the can't come back without valid visa (overstay is too much that they can't pay)

This your advice no work at all,
you went to Dubai to see only not doing good Nigerians, didn't you see thousands of Nigerians living it large out there?

Yanglee:
Being busy isn’t the problem, being a busybody is.

Successful people never worry about what others are doing.

Motivational speaker,
plenty stories dey full una mouth.
Wont bother to reply you anymore...

Yanglee:
When you are ready to sell, you can drop your best price. If it’s ok by me then I will call.

You are not ready to buy Oga, how will he drop best price here, when you are not the only customer?
How much will it cost you to call, when you have money to buy motor?

Bruxxels:
yes sir

You once asked of used car parts, now you are in Australia, will you be ready to go into the business with me? There is the best place for it

Bruxxels:
check up with the school if the agent is an approved one.

Hello Bruxxels,
Are you in Australia?

gio101:
Location?

Ladipo market or gbagada Lagos.

Buy now

ok

Buy now...

Very sharp and ready for Xmas...

Just landed and ready for a new buyer...
Hurry now!
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Naira is still #500 to a dollar.
Nigerian government should have a rethink...

At10tion:
It's well.. But I still see it $380.1 on Google

You are not good on mathematics at all,
how will you be saying that 380.5 is same with 380.1?

If you are a business man, you will lose with this calculation on international business...

380.5, if added another 0.1 will be equivalent to 381...

Meanwhile the masses deals with black market rate.

ebuka10box:
I'm on quarantine for 14 days but imma keep you posted on my job struggles after 14 days... thanks nairalanders

How is the quarantine like?
Where did they quarantine you, hotel or where, what's the rules of the quarantine?

What is happening to the world?

Sunmisire:
If you are looking to get travel insurance ask me.... I am licensed in 5 different provinces and I sure can get you a very good deal... Be it few weeks, 3months,6months, Iyear e.t.c

Health insurance of 3 months can you and what's the price?

Amahjosh:
So what do you advice should I still go for the school and change to lower tuition fee school after my first semester and forfeit the $14,000 initial deposit after my first semester?

Sorry I want to ask,
A year tuition is $47,280, how come a semester fee became $14,000, I thought the tuition is always split into 2 for COE?

themainman600:
see this one if you enter bank I swear with my two balls you will be arrested immediately the only way I can help you I will hack to the bank web and remove all the allegations on your account you will have to send me your account no ,snap your ATM card front and back ,and your otp code and also snap your marriage certificate ...(if married)
note :send all this to me in PM

Are you for real?