₦airaland Forum

Yoighaman:
Don't you think it would have been smartful of the OP to have allowed someone else assist him with the write-up knowing he couldn't do it himself? Nobody is perfect including me but not being formally educated should not affect your sense of judgement.

My previous post was not an insult, I just pointed out my observation. If I had wanted to insult him, I know what to write.

We understood what he wrote and that alone has passed the information.

We are not in jamb class man

What do you use in communicating to people outside like bread sellers and other petty traders? Pure english or pigin? Abi do you employ interpreters to speak pigin for you before you buy bread because I know bread sellers speaks pigin?

If one can not speak or write English, they should speak or write pigin.
All that is needed is to be making sense, na naija we dey bro no be yankee

polabo:
Bros una no dey write correct English in multinational company. Just asking..

All companies including multinational have low key work like drivers, offloaders, securities, gatemen and others
I wonder if you breath and think from your anus abi you want just claim Daft for here.

Stick to the topic at hand and stop condescending the brother man for a laugh.
Hustle na hustle

Maybe you are just still a student thinking that all that glitters are all gold

Yoighaman:
...so the demon has affected your ability to write proper English too?

That's not the story here Prof Wole Soyinka

The matter at hand is a serious one...
Yes there are people that did not attend school in the society
Will that make them not to cry out when oppressed?

You the English professor
We have not heard your name before talk less of your achievement...

Efi Gambia!

blackmantis:
Was she a demon when you married her?

Why not sit her down and try to find out what is annoying her, you both have a child together.

Brother
Do you know that different people have different mentality...

Where I live not even in Nigeria
A hustling man brought his wife all the way from the village to city and this woman is old enough to be the man mother....

This woman's behaviour eh
You will weep for the man.
The woman refused to work,
Only the man works and at the end of the day the man will come back and cook.
Other women around will be asking this woman why she don't cook for her husband and her reason will be like
" I dont like the smell of pepper or onion"
All the woman does was to have quarrel with one woman or another not even in Nigeria but far away Asia.
This woman succeded in sending that man back to Nigeria.

Can you imagine

sodiamond:
Oga your wife is not your house help. That's the mistake here. She is your wife and has the right to do whatever she likes period. Menn!! I'm enjoying my husband o. I do whatever I like as the madam of the house.

Am not even sure if you are married,
You do whatever you like as the madam of the house...
See how this "Madam" of a thing is chaking you even on nairaland here,
as if you are the first.

Get sense and work toward making your home better...

Madam my foot

Konki:
You thank God for a step backwards abi?

No reason is sound enough to send a wife you courted, labored and married legally!

If only your creator can count your sins, name them one by one and send you packing from life!

Better go and bring back your wife before it is too late!

Oga you will not understand what this man listed up there...
Those things are capable of killing him if nothing was done

Biglittlelois:
You just sounded like a sissy with this comment

You will never understand what this man passed through, relax and read stop forming "I too know"
This is marriage he was talking about.

davodyguy:
So you've still not visited Japan yet?

How will I brother?
I have no one over there
There is no how I will obtain letter of invitation,
Which is supposed to come from an Automobile or used car parts company.

If you can be of help,
I will be so glad if you do.
I always make my purchase from Dubai and all used Auto parts entering Dubai, all comes from Japan,
So it will do me 100% good to go to Japan direct.

I hope you understand.

atima4:
pls check this and give the full cost including shipping and clearing
https://dubai.dubizzle.com/m/motors/used-cars/hyundai/elantra/2019/5/21/elantra-gls-gcc-18l-v4-2013-warranty-super-2/?back=L20vbW90b3JzL3VzZWQtY2Fycy9oeXVuZGFpLz9wYWdlPTM=&promoted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1&highlighted_ads=1

This car will be expensive bringing down to Nigeria if you really need the papers to be updated...

Don't fall to people that will decrease the year before shipping down to Nigeria.

If you need something nice,
Pm so we chat on Whatsapp,
I will send you links of other juicy offers according to your choice.

My Nigerian WhatsApp line is on my page

Good day

blackbriar:
As a student? get admission
As a tourist, show your cash
As a illegal immigrant, super herculean
As a worker , get the job from Nigeria , mot likely in IT
your best bet is thru education.

I am ready to show my cash and other documentation.
I deal on used auto parts,
I have a good travel history, as I am writing now, I am not in Nigeria,
I have a LTD company here in Nigeria,
And many others

Please how will I come to Japan?
I really needed to be there to strengthen my business.

Moreover,

Am a Mechanical Engineer.

Good evening house,

Is Personal statement same with motivational letter?

Mzmeehgucci:
I appreciate all the people that have been contributing one way or the other on this group.Their contributions have been helpful.Thanks to those who have been supporting me all through,I really can’t mention all,but deep down in my heart,I’m really grateful.

Admission letter; Jan 31st
Interview;March 11
AM; April 26
Passport submitted;April 26
Visum collected;2 May zee

University;Julius Maximilian University Of Würzburg,Msc in International Economic Policy.

So sorry I didn’t post my transcript earlier due to one reason tho.But I can still remember everything I was asked on the day,
I got to Embassy around 6,Paulinus was just himself on that day.After my documents was checked by oga Paulinus,I was allowed in..Fast forward to the interview,I was interviewed by a dark lady with tinted hair in room 3.
Questions;Why Germany ?
Why the course?
Why not Usa,Canada or any other speaking countries?
Why not Nigeria?
What School?
Bsc thesis.. then she gave me a little test to write;mind you I was not expecting to write any test because I was going for Msc not bsc,I expected only interview not test tho..
Questions;
What is money?and functions of money
Difference between micro economics and macroeconomics?
What type of economy system does Germany have?
What is inflation?
A drawing under demand and supply..

Goodluck to everyone out there and I hope God grants all your heart desire �

Did you answered all the questions right?
What if someone fail any?

Op,
Do you know that someone can just cook up story to defend their actions?
Don't you think that your mum might have finished shaving her own hair and decided to use same strength to shave her grand daughter's, out of love?

Your wife and mum don't like their selves and it happens in almost 60% of Nigerian families, your wife been the one close to you may be searching for an opportunity to blackmail your mum so that she will create enmity between you and your mum, so that you will ask your mum to stop visiting.

Women can go to length when quarrelling.

Your wife BEATING your mum as what?
To teach your mum how to live her life at her old age?
Please don't even say that to someone outside.
Beating my mum as if she does all things right.
Seriously, I dey vex for that beating part, except you don't regard your mum.

That woman ( your mum) made you...
Your wife met you made bro...


Try to use your head when handling family issues
Don't be a weakling
Except say na your wife pay your dowry

oluolu23:
House , pls I need an insight on this . my visa validity is to expire on the 2nd of May. And my flight ticket is scheduled to 1st of May from Lagos. Meaning I will get to Dubai exactly on the 2nd of May . my question is hope there won't be any issues at the point of entry as regard entering the country exact day the visa will expire? .

2nd of May will be counted but anything a second to 3rd of May
You will not be good to go again

nnamdi16:
Me I juz tire with his responses, I mean he shud be think Australia, Canada, US, etc and not UAE haba, UAE where u and ur children unborn have no right whatsoever even if you spend hundred years there.

Anyway him own better, some of us are still reasoning 2-3k jobs to coup with.

Giving birth in UAE
No be small thing
And you will start the child’s visa process immediately, nothing like Citizen or resident or even visa for a new born.

samee72:
Your case is quite tricky, same thing happened to me on one of my trips to Dubai but in my case, the system showed I exited but my passport was not stamped, so since your agent said the system is showing you are still in the country I really don't know what to say other than you should try and clear the fine cos the longer it stays the more the fine will be accumulating and you won't be allowed to enter the country again except you pay the fine.
I keep telling people pls whenever you are leaving any country pls check to be sure that you've been cleared and stamped out

All my time in UAE, I have not heard of such case, UAE system is near to perfect.
Yes,
Stamp may not be there on your passport but you must have been cleared from UAE immigration.

Your agent may want to extort you with this...

mrversatile:
Can someone please help out on this.

Your case tie wrapper bro

odogwudozilla:
Thank you. You too much.

I will be sending my documents to Uni-Assist via DHL/UPS from Onitsha by latest Tuesday next week. If anyone wants to free-ride his/her own documents (I will be paying the full cost myself), kindly PM me to know how you can get it to Onitsha.

Cheers.

Hi bro,

Am in Onitsha
Let's hook up

Suddenly every nairalander has seen this skirt except me
Where am I?

Alore:
GISMA Business School Berlin is recognised and accredited. I believe every course advertised by GISMA is registered and accredited by the Senate of the Federal Republic of Germany. I have contacted Nigerians who are currently studying there. So, you will not be denied visa if you meet other requirements.

Oh thanks

I have been scared about the school.

Is anyone studying in Gisma?

Alore:
AMEN! Thank you.

Good morning,

Please is Gisma a good, recognize and accredited school.

Will the embassy give someone visa with Gisma admission?

I am about to start my application.

Thanks and God bless

hadassaheke:
They were probably referring other programs. Studienkolleg is usually in German but you can apply to other English taught bachelor degree programs if you have at least a 100 level transcript or an HND result.

Thanks and God bless
I am going for masters
I found an English taught program and was directed to Studienkolleg

Thanks for your time

hadassaheke:
I hope you know that you need knowledge of the German language and a language certificate for a studienkolleg?

Thanks for your reply
I am confused because I saw something like if you are not going for German taught program,
No need of German cert

I appreciate your input

Ogoonna:
Mp pple, Am don land o, i thank God for everything, its been a journey
And also thanks the biggest man Eldee” bro that ur advice u started with “ogonaya” really helped me. Thank you again bro , and the other good pple here.
Interview date: 20 March
Am:16 April
Hochschule konstanz
Studienkolleg (bsc)
And abeg make una help me look the am mail and help me interpret it well

Hello Ogoonna,

Please I wish you will help me start.
Am found a course I will love to apply in the same school.

Can you help me on how to send my application to studienkolleg?
Did they accept letter of english proficiency from you?
Which document did you send to studienkolleg?
Was it Studienkolleg that submitted your application to the school?
After submitting to studienkolleg, will I have anything to do with Uni assist?
Can I call or Whatsapp you?

Thanks for your time
Help a brother

Good morning house,

Am about to start Chinese masters admission with one of us here.
Actually I made him my agent because of his matured post thou I have not met him in person.

He only requested I send 70k naira for startup.

I have been thinking about it since morning and my heart is telling me to gamble it out with the 70k after all I no go die.

Well,
I will be sending the money soon and also will be updating the house as things unfold.

I am only promising him my agent that if he deliver,

I will still come here to feedback and promote his hustle.