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KunleOshob:
@obinna5000
Even if pastor mouka was not arrested, we know for a fact that he and his former business partner/investors are in court fighting over "resource control" of the business church

Don't be an anti Christ, you can go ahead and publisize your own church if like. God is really using the man of God in the Lord Chosen and he is preaching the sound gospel of repentance, and salvation which is the highest thing a man can achieve in life.

So my dear Kunleoshob don't distract others from drawing closer to God.

Thank you.

it dons't matter where children are trained, what matters is nature of upbringing.

There are eyes everywhere, So mind yourself,
Several years ago, a preacher from out-of-state accepted a call to a church in Houston,
Texas. Some weeks after he arrived, he had an occasion to ride the bus from his home to the downtown area. When he sat down, he discovered that the driver had accidentally
given him a quarter too much change.

As he considered what to do, he thought to himself, 'You'd better give the quarter
back. It would be wrong to keep it.'

Then he thought, 'Oh, forget it, it's only a quarter. Who would worry about this
little amount? Anyway, the bus company gets too much fare; they will never miss it.
Accept it as a 'gift from God' and keep quiet.'

When his stop came, he paused momentarily at the door, and then he handed the quarter
to the driver and said, 'Here, you gave me too much change.'

The driver, with a smile, replied, 'Aren't you the new preacher in town? I have been thinking a lot lately about going somewhere to worship. I just wanted to see what you would do if I gave you too much change, I'll see you at church on Sunday.'

When the preacher stepped off of the bus, he literally grabbed the nearest light
pole, held on, and said, oh God; I almost sold your Son for a quarter.'

Our lives are the only Bible some people will ever read. This is a really scary
example of how much people watch us as Christians and will put us to the test!

Always be on guard -- and remember -- You carry the name of Christ on your shoulders
when you call yourself 'Christian.'

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

happy birthday and many happy return

Borrowing is borrowing whether to buy a car or to marry. If you can borrow to buy a car that can be snatched away by armed robber tomorrow then why not borrow to marry.

MC Usman:
Even here in LIB igbos on death roll exceed

Now I know where you are heading to, you bloody tribaistic fellow. Were you an exconvict or an inmate. I guess you were. Next time be reasonable before you send a topic to avoid insult.

send a message to ghostsonnet@gmail.com. good luck

Bonny Island/Rivers/Nigeria

Quote from Oluwdashmi

But you have governors who should provide basic amenities. If not all, but some. By blaming the federal government for everything, you will justify your govs for their misdeeds or unfair spending of state funds.

My dear, you don't know what you are talking about. Is that the responsibility of State Government to take up construction on a Federal road, so is better to remain calm than to contribute what you don't know.

Thanks Dr. for your response God will surely reward you.

Thanks Dr. for your response God will surely reward you.

Guy na true talk jare no mind them

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing, "
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising, "
________________________________________

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing, "
________________________________________

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations, "
________________________________________

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition, "
________________________________________

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback, "
________________________________________

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap, "
________________________________________

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share, "
________________________________________

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets, "

oboy how you take know? na good entertainment jare

Sorry Doctor, I have been the one making mistake all these while.
I saw my menses August 4th, and another one came August 31st, Pls I want you to predict the ovulation days for me.

Thanks once again for your patience, God will reward you abundantly.

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. Then we eventually got married.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the aroma of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug!"

Quote from Doc. "The length between your cycles is abnormally long.  The normal length should be betweeen 21-35 days.  I suggest you visit your gyn"

Thanks Dr for your response, My july menses came on 4th and August came on 31, that is 28 days. Does it mean 28 days cycle is abnormal?.

Thanks once more as I await your response.

I suppose to have achieved all my heart desires.

the number you are trying to reach have travelled out of coverage area, PLS DON'T TRY AGAIN

Quote from IduPaul Mumu Thread,

Is people like you that don't appreciate other peoples effort. How many reseanable threads have you posted on naira land that will make you call a thread mumu thread.

My sister if you can not cope with what you are seeing now is better for you part with the relationship, but always remenber that no condition is parmanent. Even some people that are rich today may be poor tomorrow, always pray for Gods for direction in what ever you want to do.

Take care.

I can't still help laughing.
Guys how about you

Men, Nigerian Police are my worst enemy. The facti s that if you argue with them they can shoot, even when you are trying to put them right. Is high time for Nigerian Government to start laying off those illiterates that does't know their left from right. Nigerian police will see red and insist is black. There is no difference between them and men of underworld. Infact their behaviour is nothing to write home about.

Great Tips, thanks a lot.

Poster you deserve a slap for posting this thread, see your big head, international mumu

I can't stop laughing,
Men make una takam easyooooooo

thnaks a lot

Waah I will really miss him, but all the same trying to cup with Keith

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
You'll love the answer,folks,

"""The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! , '"""

who will say that her mothers food is not sweet.

Poster don't be tribalistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well is just fun, Thanks anyway.

kathyekiti:
@ud4u

Did you mean 07/31 or 08/31?

Thanks Dr. I mean 08/31