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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 6:41am On Mar 04, 2023
100Barz:
Bars r RADICAL,
Leave ur crews Fed Up, Floored Lames can't Get Up~ like Beggars with his Cap-In-Hands,
Listen, with these disabilities it's sure is Handi-Cap,
Flow starts Tidal-Waves cause my Punches Landing Hard,
I Take Shots at this Lames more than Weddings in Pakistan.
i'll leave you strapped to the electric chair
so you will be shocked from your bones up to your hair
as i deliver my bars like fire burning in air
then make you burn till your body wear and tear
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 9:52am On Mar 02, 2023
I was thinking what i'm gonna rhyme to make this nigg@ cry
and i was told to cut thro his spine and leave him to die
cos my word and verse hits him like a knife and will still kill in the afterlife
i'm in my prime i give birth to rap i don't need a midwife
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lil homie trash really fits into y'all middle name
you should try something else if you want to defeat me in this game
your blow i evaded i couldn't even feel the pain
so just quit as i see you going for disdain
LiteratureRe: OBSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt. 9 (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 7:54am On Dec 01, 2022
Haynnie:
I’ve forgot I got an ongoing story here. NL is not like it used to be way back
Yea just complete your story
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 7:52am On Dec 01, 2022
fadal:
AIGHT BRO GIVE ME THE FACEBOOK LINK huh
Just search for rap battle gods....and my name on facebook is Smart VaGe...add me up lemme add u to the groups
LiteratureRe: OBSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt. 9 (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 6:17am On Nov 30, 2022
nice one keep up the update
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LiteratureRe: OBSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt.8. (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 6:03am On Nov 30, 2022
Well done more update
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 5:27am On Nov 30, 2022
fadal:
U WANNA RAP BATTLE ME?
i mean you'll meet rap battlers that are ready for champ...and you've a pretty good lines that you're just wasting here
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 2:41pm On Nov 29, 2022
fadal:
I FLOW LIKE IM INSANE
GUNZ POP UR MEMBRANE
I GOT SO MUCH MONEY FEDS SHOULD REMAIN
UMMA G MOOFUCKER
UMMA BUCK YA
I WILL MAKE UR BITCH SUCK MY DICK
IM ON THE BLOCK SELLING BRICKS
FREEZY IS MY NAME AND GOT NIGGAS ERR WHERE
IF IS MONEY BUSINESS TRUST ME FREEZY THERE
GRAB UR BITCH MAKE HER DEEPTHROAT MY DICK WHILE I HOLD HER HAIR
IM ALWAYS IN MY CORNER CUZ THE BLOCK IS HOT AND NO ONES CARE
do u rap battle....come on facebook to meet text rappers
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Taste In The Opposite Sex And See Who Fits by Udejohnchi(m): 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2022
I love girls that are short....and also cute...smiles a lot......and normal she must carry

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 7:44pm On Nov 28, 2022
Yo momma is so ugly, she and a monkey ended up TOGETHER She Is so dumb that it a banana TO GET HER
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Udejohnchi(m): 5:10pm On Nov 27, 2022
Yo brooce is that a line or you're just whack you've just come in and i'll make your back go crack just know i'm dope and you're cold cos even with your bars it looks as if i've just scored a goal
ProgrammingPlease Advice Needed by Udejohnchi(op): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2022
Please i want to learn programming, which language is for beginners like me and how much can it cost?
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by Udejohnchi(m): 7:53pm On Aug 21, 2022
Adetayo41:
I will try it, but since morning, I haven't talked to her and also did not eat her food since morning, because i am pained, she has been asking me question, about what happened to me,,
me no matter what i don't play with my food....abeg go chop
Christianity EtcRe: Bull Baal Worship: Should Christians Withdraw From Future Commonwealth Games? by Udejohnchi(m): 11:03am On Aug 21, 2022
Hmm this is an eyeopener
LiteratureRe: OBSSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt.4 (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 6:24am On Aug 20, 2022
nice one
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LiteratureRe: OBSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt.3 (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 6:14am On Aug 20, 2022
nice one and keep it up
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LiteratureRe: OBSESSION: Tammy’s Memoir Pt.1 (18+) by Udejohnchi(m): 4:56am On Aug 20, 2022
nice one keep it up
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SportsRe: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by Udejohnchi(m): 4:33am On Aug 20, 2022
Omo the man get better shot be that na
TV/MoviesMarvel Vs DC by Udejohnchi(op): 10:35pm On Aug 19, 2022
Where are those marvel and dc fans gather here let's battle, me i go with marvel....
Death Stroke(dc) Vs Dead Pool(marvel)
EducationThe State Of Nigerian Students Now by Udejohnchi(op): 7:24pm On Aug 19, 2022
We all know that ASUU has been on strike for the past 6 months now, but what are the Nigerian students doing about it? Some of us have even forgotten the things we were taught, some people are still writing JAMB. God help us oh. So let's know what you are doing with this unwanted holiday?
PoliticsRe: Video Of Kastina Residents Burning Brooms Dangerous Precedent For Nigerian Unity by Udejohnchi(m): 7:04pm On Aug 19, 2022
floret23:
Hypocrite, Who is North? Who is South? Do you mean Buhari and Tinubu. For your information, all well meaning Nigerians are saying NO to the evil broom party. Don't fight for South, fight for APC and Tinubu instead.
hmm na you talk am oh
Christianity EtcRe: It’s Wrong For Christians To Abbreviate Their Names-nigerian Prophetess Explains by Udejohnchi(m): 8:37pm On Aug 18, 2022
Nawa oh
CrimeRe: Mother Chops Off Boyfriend’s Penis After He Tried To Rape Her Daughter - Report by Udejohnchi(m): 8:34pm On Aug 18, 2022
JaZmin44:
Good
wink
JaZmin44:
Good
hmm i swear good
CrimeRe: Mother Chops Off Boyfriend’s Penis After He Tried To Rape Her Daughter - Report by Udejohnchi(m): 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2022
[img][/img] nawa for people this days....wetin person no go hear
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Would You Spend #10m If You Had Just 24 Hours To Exhaust It? by Udejohnchi(m): 8:29pm On Aug 18, 2022
Omo just give it to the needy after enjoying the one u fit enjoy
EducationRe: ASUU: Foreign Universities Wooing Students (photos) by Udejohnchi(m): 8:20pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hmm....you sure say you fit use the cert. find work
PoliticsRe: Lady Wears Tinubu T-Shirt And Cap To Alaba International Market (Video) by Udejohnchi(m): 8:16pm On Aug 18, 2022
07kjb:
U are unintelligent
Hmm how is she not intelligent
PoliticsRe: Lady Wears Tinubu T-Shirt And Cap To Alaba International Market (Video) by Udejohnchi(m): 8:14pm On Aug 18, 2022
Haha....we Igbos wey de look for ways to make money....in fact who goes this woman
PhonesRe: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Udejohnchi(m): 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2022
liveyourlife007:
Insecure idiots everywhere
who are the people? I hope i no follow
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Udejohnchi(m): 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2022
I've watch the movie before but i just want to watch it again. Harry Potter series. The wizarding world industry. But i guess Nigerians will be like it is evil...hahaha...
RomanceRe: See The Photos She Sent To Me That Got Her Boyfriend Angry (photos) by Udejohnchi(m): 4:16pm On Aug 18, 2022
VillageGuyArts1:
She and I have been friends for some time. And she loves my artworks. So she sent me two photos of her relatives to work on. But her boyfriend got angry because he already told her to stop talking to me. I guess he's just jealous. Here are the photos.
This is so sweet and cool, i will like to be like u when i grow up

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