₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:


I can swear on my scrotum that Lanre Gentry did not write that himself.


When did he learn to write that well in English
Probably one of his LASU sidechicks that composed that Father's Day message.

Your own English self need touch light

Syphax:
This news don scatter my brain. Common Chinko ooo
To the Akwa Ibom man,, you are a disgrace to Real African Men. Why did you allow Master Wen to practice Kung Fu on you? Chia, this guy don disgrace us.
To you Master Wen,, you dey form Jagagban. You don beat Akwa Ibom man for em country,, come bribe em police at the same time. I dey pity... No even try this nonsense come my side because I go use blow comot all those brown teeth wey dey for your mouth. Useless man.
To the 9ja police,, una no get shame. Nah for checkpoints them dey see una. Them beat una country person,, come break em spinal cord add. Una no fit arrest the bastard wey beat am. Nah bribe una dey collect. No be big bribe sef. Nah common 50,000. Useless, potbellied Idiotsss. Waka!

Always read and comprehend.....the statement say when they guy left the Chinese Man kicked him from behind that is why it affected the spinal cord ,Dont behave like the company Manager...LEKAN and the IBAFO police DPO shame to you all....it is people like you that aided foreigners to mess up with indigene in tis country something that could not happen even at their own country

shadrach77:
1) Davido has had two major hits this year alone. Wizkid hasn't had any major hit for a while
(2) His latest hit "fall" has grossed almost 3 million views in just a week
(3) He has a more compassionate heart and he is into a lot of unannounced charity work
(4) He has won more awards. 25 in total. Compared to Wizkid's 19
(5) He has had more hit singles
(6) He has more social media followership. The most followed Nigerian celebrity on social media. 4.2 million on Instagram compared to Wizkid's 3.7 million
(7) Can equally produce. Unlike Wizkid
(8 ) Has more artistes in his stable

(9) He has more baby mama than wizkid

menwongo:
36 STATES AND CAPITALS
1 : KANO / mumu
2: Oyo / dirty
3: EDO / ashawo
4: CROSS RIVER / kerewa
5: LAGOS / Agbero
6: IMO / bride price
7: DELTA / ogogoro
8: ENUGU / runs girls
9: OGUN / juju
10: Anambra / blood money
11:Bornu / boko haram
12 Abia/ bad roads
13: Abuja /Corporate thieves
14: Benue / free of charge
15: ondo / Aja (dog)
16: Akwa Ibom / housemaid
17: Bayelsa / Militant
18: Zamfara / Sharia
19: Sokoto / Four wives
20: Osun / fear fear
21: Kwara / Big nyash
22: Plateau / Crisis
23: Rivers / cultist
24:Kaduna/ mai kosai
25: kastina/ fura da nono
26: jigawa/almajiri
27: kogi/bleaching gals
28: Adamawa/ gold digers
29: EKiti/stubbornness
PLZ add your own ...

Afo ndisime mkpo ami....abo ke ukang mbufo enam eyen ufok....mkpo usop ke iwuot....mumu...mu uniehe se atang ukemeke adi kup utebe inua mfo akan adi brand ndito mbufo ayen ufok ...nkang nyin awo inamke eyen ufok aba even abi wowot owo...ka ke kpeb ndiono idem ndion

dre11:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2017/06/drama-pastor-prevents-wifes-burial-bouncers/

Family members should learn how to stay clear from family issues, the man married your daughter legitimately and gave birth to 4-good kids to the man.........married is for better and for worse.......even if the man decided to sell the property it is their own....He might use the proceeds to trained the four kids left behind...i observe foul play from the family of the woman....trying to deny the man his right......its just a two way thing.......if a man dies the wife automatically inherit the husband property and vice versa so the woman family members should chill for the interest of the four kids......The man is fighting for his right not that he doesn't love his wife......they can bury the death in an alternative property

Icedprince1d:
Mark Zamora, A Facebook user has blasted a married woman minutes after sleeping with her. Mark posted a seminude photo of the said woman lying on his bed on his Facebook timeline with a caption that reads.

"Serio! .. I Am Curious – Who’s Wife Didn’t Make It Home Last Night? She Ready For Pickup – #SheAThotThotThot #NameThatCrack#SheNeedUber”
http://www.princepalacenews.com.ng/2017/06/man-puts-married-woman-on-blast-on.html?m=1

Just look at the Bed settings she mess up on

NwaAmaikpe:


Iyanya and his garlic smelling body odour.

Must you spew trash everytime....something is wrong with your name

tomtween1:
if i dey this kind place and my woman scream or touch Iyanya abs ehn, i swear her status go, go back single with immediate effect...


nd as for this Iyanya sef,na every time u dey open chest? no go settle dwn... old man

e pain am....is it your chest

Thisis2raw:
This pure madness. She they sell it below what they bought the stuffs?

I pity naija.. Things are done daily in this country as if our leaders are brainless

Did you digest the news very well, if you skip some lines i advice you go back and read again now slowly..........To expansiate more The aide was saying that At Aba Crafish is cheaper than in Akwa ibom meanwhile the Aba people bought Crafish from Akwa ibom....The same Akwa ibomites that brought their crafish to Oilmill market in PH will sell it far cheaper than what you will obtain in Uyo this is because of Unionism

SexyNairalander:
booked

That's why they are the beat club in the world not that yeye club that touts drinking Chelsea gin support


GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED. . .WE WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE AND BREAK RECORDS

If you are not afraid of CHELSEA you wouldn't have single out CHELSEA for your attack.......CHELSEA have come to stay............take it or leave it

ObiOmaMu:
Two days ago, Kenyan socialite and former Big Brother Africa star, Huddah Monroe told the world that Nigerian men are not husband materials. According to her:

Nigerian men are good for enjoyment but not marriage or family settings.

She has today again continued her rant against Nigerian men saying she never wants to get married but if she does, God forbid she marries a Nigerian man because their domestic violence & polygamous ways is a NO for her.

Read what she wrote on her Snapchat account:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/may-god-forbid-marry-nigerian-man-huddah-munroe-continues-rant-nigerian-men.html

When i realized she is from KENYA...... i give up

MadManTalking:
She probably has a dick__ as she looks like a man wearing a female attire.

No man in his right mind will approach that thing I am seeing their for sex even when she was young. You think men don't select?

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

At 90 she is very sound and beautiful....can you compared her age to your grannys of the same age....stop casting aspersion on people ok...if this woman at 90 look like this could you imagine when she was a teenager how beautiful she was......people slept with mad women talkless of decent woman of that nature

Alagbada1:
Everything about Nigeria is wrong, see the training ground like Mercy Aigbe Gentry hotel backyard.

What is wrong about that environment Bisi.....If it is somewhere in the west it should be okay.........or maybe S.A you will appreciate....dont know why we so hate our own in this country....some weird comments here sef...even when the players are strecthing their legs peoplethink they should go to the pitch and train after arriving Uyo by 4.25pm oda o.....Finally guys stop criticising UYO is equal to the task and can host any International event be it sport, symposium, seminar, Rallies, festival....we have all it takes from Airport to Road network to Hotels and resort to event centres, Medical Institutions, Power generation, hospitality,Good food name it...Come to Uyo and feel at Home......I LOVE AKWA IBOM so much...........

Juciano1:
That is Le Meridien Hotel, Uyo. Maybe they were just stretching their travel fatigue away.

That looks like Tropicana Hotel Dont think that is Le, Meridien

Ezenwammadu:
And in Nigeria people are still electing their ancestors as president and the vegetable is spending our money in England to wake up

Useless people

Useless government

Canadian prime minister is not in the list why

emeijeh:
Of all the "tales" we used to hear of girls from that region?


I am highly disappointed with what i am seeing

Bros you are right.......It doesn't represent the true state of the pageantry these are the hand picks that are for highest bidders....is a shame......just look at the one representing my LG Ibesikpo-Asutan.....Sha am not surprise because they wrote Ibesikpo and we don't have Ibesikpo as a LGA rather we have Ibesikpo-Asutan...shame to the organizers.....Just look at the one representing Essien Udim.....it would have been nice to remove that word Most beautiful......because Akwa Ibom is known for Elegant girls and what i just saw is impostors sorry

[quote author=ped007 post=56801129]You grow democracy with lopsided appointment and sacking below
Maj. Gen TC Ude (SE)
Maj. Gen LC Ilo (SE)
Maj. Gen IN Ijoma (SE)
Maj. Gen O Ejimai (SE)
Maj. Gen PAT Akem (SS)
Maj. Gen ED Atewe (SS)
Maj. Gen Letam Wiwa -Younger brother of murdered Environmental Rights activist and author, Ken Saro-Wiwa (SS)
Maj. Gen FO Alli (SS)
Maj. Gen Mobolaji Koleoso (SW)
Maj. Gen SD Aliyu (MB)
Maj. Gen MY Ibrahim

Brig. Gen GO Agachi (SE)
Brig. Gen Okonkwo (SE)
Brig. Gen Ogidi (SS)
Brig. Gen Koko Essien (SS)
Brig. Gen PE Ekpeyong (SS)
Brig. Gen Bright Fiboinumama (SS)
Brig. Gen. M. Onoyiveta (SS)
Brig. Gen IMD Lawson (SS)
Brig. Gen Oyefesobi (SW)
Brig. Gen AI Onibasa (SW)
Brig. Gen Bashir Mormo (SS)
Brig. Gen AH Sa’ad (SS)-Former ADC to late President Musa Yar'adua
Brig. Gen MG Ali
Brig. Gen LN Bello
Brig. Gen D Abdusalam

Col. CK Ukoha (SE)
Col. OU Nwankwo (SE)
Col. Nicholas Achinze -Dasuki’s ADC (SE)
Col. Tonye F Minimah –Younger brother of former Chief of Army Staff, LT. General Kenneth Minimah (SS)
Col. FD Kayode (SW)
Col. Ojogbane Adegbe –ADC to former President Goodluck Jonathan (MB)
Col. Audu (MB)
Col. DR Hassan
Col. MA Suleiman

Lt. Col GC Nyekwu (SS)
Lt. Col C Enechukwu (SE)
Lt. Col CO Amadi (SE)
Lt. Col Adimoha (SS)
Lt. Col OC Egemode (SS)
Lt. Col TE Arigbe (SW)
Lt. Col TO Oladuntoye (SW)
Lt. Col Baba Ochankpa (MB)
Lt. Col DB Dazang (MB)
Lt. Col A Mohammed
Lt. Col AS Mohammed.

Chief of Army Staff ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Police IG ........... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Defence ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Internal Affairs ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
National Security Adviser (NSA) ......... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Department of State Services (DSS) ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Chief of Staff ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
ADC to President ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
CSO to President ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Protocol to President ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Private Secretary to President ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG Customs .......... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, EFCC ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Nigeria Prisons ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Immigration ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Petroleum ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for FCT ........ Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani

Appointments in DSS, EFCC, CBN, FIRS clearly states the obvious

[quote author=DONSMITH123 post=56802881]Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja




Did i hear you say the president is doing what they want, Yes he is actually doing what the NEF wants the result is listed below 5% vs 97%

Maj. Gen TC Ude (SE)
Maj. Gen LC Ilo (SE)
Maj. Gen IN Ijoma (SE)
Maj. Gen O Ejimai (SE)
Maj. Gen PAT Akem (SS)
Maj. Gen ED Atewe (SS)
Maj. Gen Letam Wiwa -Younger brother of murdered Environmental Rights activist and author, Ken Saro-Wiwa (SS)
Maj. Gen FO Alli (SS)
Maj. Gen Mobolaji Koleoso (SW)
Maj. Gen SD Aliyu (MB)
Maj. Gen MY Ibrahim

Brig. Gen GO Agachi (SE)
Brig. Gen Okonkwo (SE)
Brig. Gen Ogidi (SS)
Brig. Gen Koko Essien (SS)
Brig. Gen PE Ekpeyong (SS)
Brig. Gen Bright Fiboinumama (SS)
Brig. Gen. M. Onoyiveta (SS)
Brig. Gen IMD Lawson (SS)
Brig. Gen Oyefesobi (SW)
Brig. Gen AI Onibasa (SW)
Brig. Gen Bashir Mormo (SS)
Brig. Gen AH Sa’ad (SS)-Former ADC to late President Musa Yar'adua
Brig. Gen MG Ali
Brig. Gen LN Bello
Brig. Gen D Abdusalam

Col. CK Ukoha (SE)
Col. OU Nwankwo (SE)
Col. Nicholas Achinze -Dasuki’s ADC (SE)
Col. Tonye F Minimah –Younger brother of former Chief of Army Staff, LT. General Kenneth Minimah (SS)
Col. FD Kayode (SW)
Col. Ojogbane Adegbe –ADC to former President Goodluck Jonathan (MB)
Col. Audu (MB)
Col. DR Hassan
Col. MA Suleiman

Lt. Col GC Nyekwu (SS)
Lt. Col C Enechukwu (SE)
Lt. Col CO Amadi (SE)
Lt. Col Adimoha (SS)
Lt. Col OC Egemode (SS)
Lt. Col TE Arigbe (SW)
Lt. Col TO Oladuntoye (SW)
Lt. Col Baba Ochankpa (MB)
Lt. Col DB Dazang (MB)
Lt. Col A Mohammed
Lt. Col AS Mohammed.

Chief of Army Staff ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Police IG ........... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Defence ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Internal Affairs ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
National Security Adviser (NSA) ......... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Department of State Services (DSS) ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Chief of Staff ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
ADC to President ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
CSO to President ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Protocol to President ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Private Secretary to President ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG Customs .......... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, EFCC ....... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Nigeria Prisons ..... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
DG, Immigration ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for Petroleum ...... Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani
Minister for FCT ........ Northern Muslim Hausa-Fulani

Appointments in DSS, EFCC, CBN, FIRS clearly states the obvious

DjHypno:
The world would have been a better place if everyone can learn to mind their business.

Mind business yet they brought it to social media.....what do you understand by social media

BiafraAngitator:
All hail the great Yorùbá people


Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua eventually did what our Akwa Ibom weakling called Samuel Peters couldn't do

Being an igbo man myself, I wish I were Yorùbá.

Comments like this portrays how Nigeria future may be if this shit continues.....You are damning a world heavy weight champion who can feed your entire family......you are a disgrace to the tribe you claim you belong

Ratiolak:

PDP is as good as dead to Nigeria politics.

says who

beberebe:
I just hate that very town called UYO....they can kill successful youths anyhow...

that was how they killed my brother, who is a businessman just for no reason

Be quiet there.....Look at your clumsy statement.......does it make any difference whether you like or hate a city that habours people of diverse groups....it might even be your tribes men that did the hatchet job......i hate your comments either

gocac:
lies from the pit if hell! how can somebody who saw stealing as not corruption, have a know how on how to combat stealing and looting?

look at this queb..............incase you dont know......TSA, BVN, CASHLESS POLICY & WHISTLE BLOWING policies are all from GEJ administration....dealt with that

mohince:
thats somebody's Dad.... Hw will u feel when someone calls your fathers that?

That's what you get when you serve public with 2face, insincerity, 97% vs 5% formula........Meanwhile did they force PMB to come and lead Nigerians promising effective change, that guy Dad probably pay his own dues somewhere may be Student , lecturer wahala.....if you don't need insult, i repeat insult then stay in your house don't come and deceive the public that you are the messiah.....he has seen nothing yet

chriskosherbal:
This is not what average Nigerians wants to be hearing, given the prevailing economic situation...the Senate and the presidency should put their house together and start making and implementing policies that will uplift the living standard of the the average Nigerians.


Not telling us some ******

What did you want to hear.....so the flagrant violation of the constitution by the presidency is not what you want to hear......please go back and understand the job description of the SENATE before you cry foul here......Is SENATE now Ministry of commerce Trade and Investment, Budget and National Planning, Finance, Science and Technology, Power, Transport, Education and Health...Hold those Ministries and state Governors for their fat Budget and nothing to show forth, Leave Legislative arm alone....I like it when the Legislative and Executive are not palliative it will bring about checks and Balance in the system rather than rubber stamping.....instead blame he "PACAC" and Ministry of Justice who tries to bend constitution to suit their curiosity.

MrSINZ:
Perhaps they've run out of number "9" at the store where she got the balloon digits so she had no choice but to opt for something that looks like it.

If you people don't agree with her age go and jump into the lagoon.....people genre are different.......as it stand now if i show you a girl in my church a member of our multimedia department she was 14 on April an SS2 student she look way big and thick her mate is still in children's department but she is already in multimedia as a camera handler......you can extend your investigative measures to the hospital the parent gave birth to her.......mentality in Africa is sometimes questionable seeing the number of people doubting her age.

StRichard:
so pathetic ...


Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a two thousand naira prostitute around, if he's got any self respect, much less hurt his own woman. Much less ten times over the mother of his kids. A real man busts his ass to feed his family, fights for them if he has to, dies for them if he has to. And he treats his wife with respect every day of his life, treats her like a queen - the queen of the home she makes for their children.

Richard i advice you stop writing what you cannot do.............When she cheats on you glaringly ....you also treat her like a queen, when you expect guest in an all important day and drop money for your wife to cook for your expectant guests yet you realize that your wife couldn't do any instead dressed up and go to her friends gossip group and you happen to drive down there and saw her doing nothing rather than having fun .......You also treat her like a queen............................Bros no man that is 100% good each man have areas of weakness...............................so stop crucifying Mr Gentry in as much as i vehemently in opposition to DOMESTIC VIOLENCE because you may never know where you will exceed boundary........it is either you pray to have such a wife or you pray not to, if MERCY attitude really befits you................seek and ye shall find it

marveangel:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/news/nigerians-brought-buhari-office-northern-leaders/

And KANO's vote alone translate to buhari's victory bunch of old F.O.O.L.S

Larryfest:
Just some days back it was crying and blood eyes now na forming, rubbish personalities littering the cyber space.....

I thought she had a broken skull......it suddenly healed....Mercy you will regret this....

seunmsg:
Stop spreading false information, Buhari never said he would give 5% treatment to any group in Nigeria.

Are you alive in this country

anigbajumo:
I tire oo,What is the noise all about, the opening paragraph said "in compliance with section 145 (1) of 1999 constitution......". Let's step back and see what does the section say before we start yelling and shouting. The section stated that once the senate receives a letter from the president informing them of his vacation or leave, the Vice President will henceforth serve as the acting President, until the president returns.

My question, is buhari not referred to the section that empowers osinbanjo as acting president??

These fools need to see the copy of the letter b4 yearning gibberish here and there....

Before you goof again needless telling you the meaning of "Coordinate" as implies in the letter and also Acting president as enshrine in the constitution.....the word coordination is a compound word and have diverse meaning what stop the writer of that letter to go straight to the point and say while he is away Osibanjo will resume acting capacity till he returns......Cabals will kill us in this nation and the innocent fools........

psucc:
Imagine a suspect spending a whopping N20m on useless JAMB?

They just cook this story to cover-up their failings. APC has taught us so much that believing this kind of news is not possible.

JAMB should wake up to their calling and stop peddling fake news.

Bros at times try using calculator...if they can register up to 200,000 candidates through the fake medium at 5,500 naira what do you think they will have,(N1.1billion) they use money to make money.......they know what they will gain is a risky business no doubt......they will surely pay for the crime against innocent people struggling to shape their future