₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,612 members, 8,422,849 topics. Date: Monday, 08 June 2026 at 10:03 PM

Toggle theme

UDIOK's Posts

Nairaland ForumUDIOK's ProfileUDIOK's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)

FamilyRe: South African Lady Celebrates Her 100-Year-Old Grandmother by UDIOK: 3:59pm On Feb 20, 2018
Litblogger:
Wow.
This woman must have been a head-turner when she was young.
Thats why u turn ur head upside down......head turner runs in u....
PoliticsRe: Wives Of Lawmakers Celebrate Valentine In Akwa Ibom House Of Assembly. Photos by UDIOK: 3:09pm On Feb 14, 2018
sirugos:
Rubbish country with useless leaders
As in Okorocha, the statue master, the ministry of happiness and the Inlaw ambition to takeover from him and form a dynasty
PoliticsRe: Akanimo Udofia 'AK47' Chills With Bassey Albert In His Luxury Private Jet by UDIOK: 9:26am On Feb 12, 2018
zamwazi:
So which one come be the senator angry
The one with white.....He is the chairman Senate committee on Oil & Gas Sen. OBA
FoodRe: Two Deer Caught In A Farm By Onitsha Businessman, Ifeanyi Obunadike by UDIOK: 8:52am On Feb 12, 2018
strong766:
Business men making money and living large while graduates are searching for job, wasting time, and managing their peanut salary for years. Stupidity at its pick.... Enough is enough
Plz don't go and do Malaysian money o....your life is at risk o....Gods time is the best for you and again don't commit suicide o....you never know what God have in stock for you....don't take life when you cannot create life.....use your life wisely for God, In every situation give God thanks.....there are people that are crying looking for the level you are right now.....think brother think, am against you doing money Rituals because devil don't all give out free, also don't contemplate suicide because your actions may be suicidal and will be answerable on the last day.....may God reform you to who you want to be In Jesus Name-Amen
Science/TechnologyRe: 5 Nigerian Engineers Manufacture Drone In Akwa Ibom (Photos, video) by UDIOK: 4:01pm On Feb 09, 2018
Nltaliban:
So, we need 5 Nigerian engineers to make a drone?

Something primary school students are using for practicals in advanced country.

Going by this calculation, we'll need about 100 engineers to make a motorcycle and 2000 engineers to make a car undecided undecided undecided


Use your brain, stop celebrating mediocre, this is 2018
Go and sleep....with ur brain i dont think u can produce a jack knife
RomanceRe: ''90% Of Southern Nigerian Women Are Prostitutes, Runs Girls" - Northern Man by UDIOK: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2018
WotzupNG:
A Nigerian Twitter user by the handle @zikirillahi has labelled southern Nigerian women as prostitutes.


In a series of tweets, he claims that the southern part of any country is always the cause of problems in the country. This he said using popular HBO series, Game of Thrones as an example.

Read his tweets below.

.

https://mobile.twitter.com/zikirillahi/status/961197609464614912

http://www.purplefeel.com/2018/02/over-90-southern-nigerian-women-prostitutes-twitter-user.html
And your stinking, smelling good for nothing Lazy Hijab covering apes will file out early in the morning at every nook and cranes of Port Harcourt to seek for alms from the labelled prostitutes while your ilks Herders will be at hand at the runs girls home to open gate for them and in the evening when your street beggars return home you will sleep with the big Hijab covering beggar in the security cubicle allotted to you to look after the runs girl sprawling empire, still in the cubicle you will produce dozens of potential beggars and Boko Haram/Herdsmen Terrorist.......I don't know even though you were pushed under the influence of Codien, Gum and Tramadol you would have said no that it is the runs girl that fed you, House you and paid for your pro Jihadist to survive......May Jesus forgive you and your likes
CrimeRe: "See What My Worthless Son Did To Me After Giving Him N136K" - Man Reveals. PICS by UDIOK: 9:25am On Feb 08, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A man has been left injured allegedly by his son over disagreement following money for school. The distraught man revealed that he gave his son N136,000 for school and his younger sister N95,000 as the boy demanded an extra N25,000 from him - which he promised to give him by month end. According to reports, the son who said he needed the complete money before going back to school - used a sharp object and injured his father in the process..

The father took to his Facebook page to lament after being wounded as he labelled his son 'worthless'.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-injured-worthless-son-given-n136k-school-photos.html
Oga , now i know you have money..., if bad boys visit you now you wont remember that you publicize yourself, many things could be handled under wrap...
CultureRe: Ijaw Bride Who Was Frowning At Her Wedding Says It’s Tradition by UDIOK: 3:43pm On Jan 31, 2018
Priscy01:
Yesterday, there were reports about a visibly “unhappy” bride who wasn’t smiling on the day of her traditional wedding.

The bride identified as Duchess Alexis, has reacted to the reports , and said whatever went down at her wedding is simply tradition.

She noted that in her tradition, which is “Ijaw”, the bride is meant to “Frown” after been ushered in by her friends and sisters, and then the groom and his friends/family are expected to spray her until she laughs.

Here’s what she wrote;


https://torimill.com/2018/01/beautiful-nigerian-bride-who-was-frowning-at-her-wedding-says-its-tradition.html
And where is the pics you smile after the spray...i only see the man smiling biko
RomanceRe: “Give Me N800k And I Will Be Your Sex Doll” - Lady Says by UDIOK: 8:16am On Jan 23, 2018
Dshocker:
I really like your eyes,beautiful they are.
yes i concur .....as you said i have to flip through immediately...you are right
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Lays Foundation Of Akwa Ibom International Worship Centre (Photos by UDIOK: 8:44am On Jan 22, 2018
Mrnakeina:
Here we go again!

Another wayward Stupidd project!

Ibom graduates are on the streets,
Others are hustling for secondary school teaching Jobs as if it's shell.

Oh God! cry
Must it always be graduates are graduates the only group of people that make a place, besides a graduate can still get a contract there to carryout supplies, a graduate of civil and building construction, town planning, surveying can still be part and parcel of the project ok don't always be a pharisees
PhonesRe: Lady Mistakenly Buys N15k MTN Airtime Instead Of N1500 by UDIOK: 4:25pm On Jan 17, 2018
midehi2:
Same thing happened to me, have no choice than to start calling even people we went to primary school together undecided undecided
Funny fine girl
PoliticsRe: PDP Senators Block Sonni Ogbuoji's Defection To APC by UDIOK: 3:11pm On Jan 17, 2018
seunmsg:
PDP senators see jokers. It was all fun when PDP was in power and every lawmaker from the opposition were decamping to their party. Parade don change gear now and they are crying. The senator from Ebonyin and lots more will eventually decamp to APC and nothing will happen. Even the PDP leader in the senate, Godswill Akpabio will end up in APC when he eventually gets tired of regretting the support he gave to Emmanuel Udom. So bro, don't rejoice yet, your party is drowning day by day.
And you are glad that those you claim to be criminals are defecting to saints party....you are such a disgrace and double standard kind of monk
CrimeRe: Doctor Who Was Kidnapped While On Duty In Calabar Regains Freedom. Photo by UDIOK: 1:54pm On Jan 12, 2018
Angelanest:
Few days ago, doctors protested the kidnap of Dr. Emem Udoh, a Senior Registrar in the Department of Paediatrics, University of Calabar Teaching Hospital, who was abducted by unknown gunmen on Monday, while on duty in Calabar, Cross River State. .

Report has it that Dr. Udoh has been released by her abductors. The condition for the release is yet to be ascertained as at the time of filing this report.

The doctor's abduction came barely two days after another medical practitioner with the Cross River State College of Education Medical Centre in the Akamkpa LGA, Dr. Usang Ekanem, was released following his abduction on December 26, 2017. .

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/dr-ekanem-udo-released-by-kidnappers-in-cross-river.html
thank God
CelebritiesRe: “stop Listening To Nigerian Music” – Huddah Monroe Tells Other African Countries by UDIOK: 10:34am On Jan 12, 2018
seunmohmoh:
Delectable Kenyan Socialite and former Big Brother Africa contestant, Huddah Monroe has called on other Africans to boycott Nigerian music as a whole.

Huddah wrote on her Insta story; “Nigerians don’t even listen and support other African artists music unless it’s collaboration which artists from other countries pay so much for them to be in their songs.”

This apparently, is in line with Shatta Wale’s rant about the secondary role artistes from other African countries are made to play in the continental music scene.

Huddah Monroe, in her post, added that “we the rest of Africa should just boycott (their music)” asking them to be their brothers keeper.

She wrote in full: ““Nigerians don’t even listen and support other African artists music unless it’s collaboration which artists from other countries pay so much for them to be in their songs. We the rest of AFRICA we should just boycott. Be your brothers keeper.”

See her post below:
But we voted for you in BBA
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda As A Corper: NYSC Throwback Photo by UDIOK: 2:08pm On Jan 11, 2018
metronaijaNG:
Nollywood actress, Monalisa Chinda posted a throwback photo of herself as a Corps member

http://www.metronaija.ng/throwback-photo-actress-monalisa-chinda-corps-member/
which year half baked news
PoliticsRe: Wike Releases Names Of Suspected Kidnappers, Cultists, Robbers In Rivers, LIST by UDIOK: 12:30pm On Jan 09, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
I hope It is not another compilation of APC supporters masking it as a list of Cultists....

Wike is so bloody thirsty to implicate his members..

Wike Must Be Swept Away In 2019, For Peace To Reign In Rivers State...

See Him Below Asking His Supporters To Butcher APC Members On Sight...
Which planet are you
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze & Joseph Yobo & Their Kids All Smiles As They Pose For A Family Photo by UDIOK: 4:04pm On Dec 20, 2017
DrinkLimca:
Adaeze yobo is one of the luckiest former beauty pageant so far..
she still gets to trap dumb yobo with her vagina even after giving it out to the organizers of the beauty pageant she won..

I guess her mom thought her well on how to trap a man..
little wonder her mom kept frustrating the live of yobo by staying with them permanently in Turkey like a monitoring spirit..

Maybe she slept with yobo too, who knows.
Are you tired of the name NWAMAIKPE
PoliticsRe: The Best Developed State In South-South Region? by UDIOK: 2:35pm On Dec 20, 2017
Funnicator:
Akwa Ibom only got Beautiful roads.

Maybe because 91percent roads were constructed by Julius Berger, except inner city roads, or streets.

Nothing in Uyo except roads, no jobs or economic activities. Maybe a couple of nice hotels, an airport and countless keke on the streets + many betshops.

Uyo is just roads. Fine ones! Nothing else spectacular
Bros he talk about development here.....if you say it is only good roads that makes a development seems you have to go read the headings again this time slowly......when we talk about development, the roads you mention is just an entity within an Infrastructure, but it doesn't end there,Agreed with u industrial wise but you cant tell me that Rivers is ahead of Akwa Ibom in terms of Academic attainment, Industrious attributes, Human capacity building, Hospitality, cuisines, Cultural wise, Crime rate, i can go on and on okay....Akwa Ibom is far ahead of Rivers in terms of Development
PoliticsRe: The Best Developed State In South-South Region? by UDIOK: 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2017
blackbeau1:
in what terms ?
Please ask him why he said Rivers is more developed than Akwa Ibom.........I think he miss it somewhere.....i agree that Rivers is ahead of Akwa Ibom Industrial wise but in-terms of other developmental strides like Human capacity development, Educational attainment, industrious nature, Infrastructural Development Akwa ibom is ahead of Rivers
PoliticsRe: The Best Developed State In South-South Region? by UDIOK: 1:47pm On Dec 20, 2017
YES SIR----Apart from state capital other majoy places in Akwa ibom are Ikot ekpene, Eket, Abak, Oron, Ikot Abasi, Ibesikpo Asutan, Uruan, Itu, Essien udim, unlike cross River where we have, Ikom, Obudu, Ogoja, Ugep
emmie14:
is Akwa Ibom more develop than cross Rivers
PoliticsRe: The Best Developed State In South-South Region? by UDIOK: 1:36pm On Dec 20, 2017
emmie14:
is Akwa Ibom more develop than cross Rivers
YES SIR----Apart from state capital other majoy places in Akwa ibom are Ikot ekpene, Eket, Abak, Oron, Ikot Abasi, Ibesikpo Asutan, Uruan, Itu, Essien udim, unlike cross River where we have, Ikom, Obudu, Ogoja, Ugep
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Mahuta Shares His Jordan Trip Experience (Photos) by UDIOK: 1:23pm On Dec 19, 2017
BoneBlogger:
A lawmaker from Katsina state, has revealed his surprise after seeing the level of organization and discipline during his recent visit to Amman, Jordan. Hon. Abdullahi I. Mahuta, took to his social media page to share how he saw two cars patiently waiting for the traffic lights at 2.30 am despite being the only cars on the highway.

Abdullahi said he remembered Nigeria when he saw the cars waiting at the traffic.

Below is what he shared on Facebook;

It's 2:30 am here. I just looked through my window, then I saw these two cars waiting for the traffic lights to give them the green light. Then I remembered my country Nigeria and asked myself :

When will we get to this level of maturity and discipline?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/katsina-lawmaker-surprised-seeing-visit-jordan-photos.html
When will we get to this level of maturity and discipline?

The answer is not far fetch....when you stop using 2018 Prado jeep from constituency project fund and looted funds to oppress us and drive one way with police escort, when that discipline begins with you we can get better within a twinkle of an eye
PoliticsRe: Rivers People Block Eleme Petrochemical Over Exploitation, Protest With DJ by UDIOK: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2017
mapet:
So let's get something clear. Can you pls explain to us what nature of exploitation is Eleme petrochemical impacting on the Eleme communities?
So many bros
1. The company is managed by Indians they pay kobo, Nigerians there work like elephant but eat like ant
2. More than 1000 trailers are parked by the road side there they dont have trailer park inside the premises thereby causing nuisance to other road users plying the road to FOT, FLT, port harcourt refinery, other thousands OGFZE within the business district at ONNE, again the road is East west road leading to Rivpoly Bori, Calabar, UYO, EKET, ORON ,Cameroon, ALSCON & Ibom Power plant at ikot abasi always narrowing down the road to one lane because of indiscriminate parking of Indorama trucks thereby causing gridlock and untold hardship for other road users
3. Petrochemicals as the name implies has to do with chemical processes, their method of toxic waste disposal is not well define and of-course you know government are not helping matters in this direction making the place a dumping ground for toxic waste
4. when you get to petrochemical plant at Eleme you will notice 24hours flare sending gas pollution to the air i am leaving at eliminigwe estate phase 3 close to the eleme plant there what we saw on our vehicles every morning is black soothe deposits like a stove that generate heavy carbons so it is not stories it is factual environmental degradation, pollution and intensive heat envelope the area and its environs
5. As a result of their heavy duty trucks plying that road in thousands, the roads are always in deplorable condition on a regular basis

It is only in Nigeria that this kind of exploitation can be tolerated -----Iam totally in support of their agitation it has nothing to do with state government, Fed. Min. of environment in conjunction with ministry of Labour, min. of Land and housing to do something about the total exploitation witnessed by Eleme and Elelenwo communities
PoliticsRe: Rivers People Block Eleme Petrochemical Over Exploitation, Protest With DJ by UDIOK: 10:22am On Dec 19, 2017
MrHistorian:
Even Adults??

All of a sudden,the people of Rivers are blessed with the gift of foresight to envisage the danger of exploitation by a PetroChemical industry without a compensating benefits to the host communities..

Yet these set of people have turned blind eye to the dollarization of PDP Chairmanship election by their Governor,not even a single display of displeasure.
Who is this one on a loose chain
EducationRe: Akwa Ibom Primary School Pupils Squeeze & Lie On The Floor To Write Exams (pics) by UDIOK: 12:01pm On Dec 13, 2017
Groovenaija360:
The pictures below show pupils from a primary school in Uyo, the capital of Akwa ibom state, sitting and some lying on the floor to write there exams due to lack of sits in there class room.

Friday Iyeumame Walter, witnessed the incident and shared it on his social media page.

He wrote...



>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/akwa-ibom-primary-school-pupils-squeeze-and-lie-on-the-floor-to-write-exams-photos/
Mr poster or whatever name you represent, try and be objective in your reporting next time....the imaginary school you posted here has no Name , Location or Town where the school is sited, i guess you were at gun point when the picture was taken or rather you were fed with usual lies by your Information and transport ministas all for 2019 but so unfortunate it will not work ...the said school is not in Uyo talk less of Akwa Ibom....return the seats back stop teaching the kids how to manipulate, your game plan is bursted....
PoliticsRe: ‘Where Is The $65bn Obasanjo Left In Excess Crude Account?’ Amaechi Fires At GEJ by UDIOK: 9:52am On Dec 13, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Expect the useless IPOB pigs, who only two days, were praising Amachi and welcoming him to their corrupt and devilish party , to come and rain abuses on him for daring to question their Corrupt ogogoro Drunkard Hero! grin

While some will begin to refresh Reno OMockery Twitter handle to see if there is anything they can use to console themselves.... Useless Zombies!
You this she-man did you have brain at all, can you remember that this same Amaechi as chairman Nigeria Governors forum was the one that lead protest with other Governors for Minister of finance and economic planning NOI to share the money, he even took Fed Gov to court on this matter, i remember he uses one illustration that "If a father have money in the bank and a his son from school came with demand for money to buy textbook to prepare for exams is it wise for the Dad to serve the money in the bank rather than giving the money to his son to solve problem" that was the words from Amaechi then and you were so sick to have remember the heat Amaechi gave Fed. Govt on this Excess crude money.....as far as am concern you and Amaechi and the rest of APC ceremos are luthons
SportsRe: Rohr Still In Search Of Quality World Cup Goalkeeper, To Assess Ezenwa With CHAN by UDIOK: 10:47am On Dec 12, 2017
Afam4eva:
I've never seen a Nigerian goalkeeper as confident as Enyeama. But he's not been in action for some time and i don't think he's interested.
The guy is back on training after 8month injury he even save a penalty leading to their 3-1 victory....Enyeama all the way Francis Uzoho may be a substitute for enyeama in case of injury or carded offense
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Broke Up With Me Because I Refused Him Sex by UDIOK: 9:16am On Dec 12, 2017
savvy12:
Pls guys,I need your advice.
No insults please.

I have two men in my life right now.

The first one is a medical doctor at nauth in nnewi. According to him, he is 37 years old(10 yes older than me) but I still don't believe him cos he looks much older than his assumed age. He looks 40ish. And he is sort of secretive. He doesn't like talking about himself.we started dating last year before I lost my dad.

Things have been going well but the problem is that he has been pestering me for sex. But I'm not ready to have sex with him cos I'm not attracted to him. I went to his apartment as usual last week Sunday and he tried to initiate sex but I refused and told him I wasn't ready for it. He got angry and drove me to the park where I entered bus to my house. Since then he hasn't called or spoken to me.

I'm worried right now. I feel like he will leave me after he succeeds in having sex with me. That's why I refused him sex.

pls note,I'm not a goldigger cos I'm not the type that demand money from guys.He gets angry whenever he offers me money and I refuse.

I am also dating a second guy who is abroad. He lives in Canada. I got his number through his sister who is a friend of mine. We have been chatting for 3months now and he seems like a nice guy. He said he will come back to Nigeria after applying for his citizenship card next year.

I'm confused right now.I don't know whether to forget about the doctor and focus on the abroad guy or should I beg the doc and allow him have sex with me.
I have not had any relationship for a maximum of 2years cos the guys I meet always want from me even I try not to demand anything from them.
pls I need advice.
According to him, he is 37 years old(10 yes older than me) but I still don't believe him cos he looks much older than his assumed age. He looks 40ish. And he is sort of secretive.

I'm confused right now.I don't know whether to forget about the doctor and focus on the abroad guy

But I'm not ready to have sex with him cos I'm not attracted to him

I am also dating a second guy who is abroad. He lives in Canada. I got his number through his sister who is a friend of mine. We have been chatting for 3months now and he seems like a nice guy. He said he will come back to Nigeria after applying for his citizenship card next year.
1. You said He is older
2. You don't trust his age way more than 40
3. He is secretive
4. You are not attracted to him
5. He is quick temper
Now what did you still want from the person you scrutinize from the above statement of yours
Again the guy in CANADA you hardly known him, only through conversation, you have not dated him , he is there with his girlfriend probably with wife and kids in CANADA and you are here hoping on nothing-else...what are the possibility that when the Canadian comes back he will marry you , besides applying for residency is one thing granting of residency is another........I don't know what is in your mind with the guy oversea....but the situation there is 50-50......just know exactly what you want and pray about it for Gods direction
CelebritiesRe: Best Dressed Nigerian Female Celebrities Of 2017 by UDIOK: 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Toke should be number one.
because she wore trouser....abeg clean your eye well......Caro deserve it followed by mercy
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama Finally Returns To Action For Lille by UDIOK: 11:32am On Dec 11, 2017
otijah:
Hope he is no planning to return to this new squad oo, we don't need him
Shut up he deserve it he worked for it.....are you the one that form the new squad , is it your money....Dont allow me to wish you what Oliseh did to him
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy: "Regular Jobs Made Me Broke, I'm Going Back To Nudes" by UDIOK: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
Nigerian nudist, Afrocandy, who recently got into hardcore porn, has announced that she is back in the business of taking nude photos and sharing it on social media.

According to her, regular jobs at Fast Foods and Restaurants, made her broke and is not really working with her. Here's her announcement;

https://www.lailasblog.com/afrocandy-announces-shes-back-going-nude/
Hope your daughter in US university is aware of this......role model my foot
FamilyRe: Cost Of Court Wedding In Nigeria by UDIOK: 9:46am On Dec 06, 2017
holluphemydavid:
Hello Nairalander,

Pls i really need the opinion of the married ones in the house, please what is the cost of court wedding, i just want to have an idea of which am very sure i will get a nice reply from this forum instead of going to make requiring from the court, decided to do this while i'm in the office and save the stress of going out...thanks in anticipation for the kind responds
PH 9K for Saturday, 13k for workdays, plus 2new bibles or rings, cookies biscuits, in all not more than 20k

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)