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Divorce him and have him pay you alimony for the upkeep of your kids |
Everybody is missing the obvious..... Check who is investigating..... At other times, does the police investigate? |
Am I the only person that thinks those guys flanking Defoe look alike... Like twins |
Hu |
Tttfvvvvvvvv |
Ttt |
See ehh just wear glove and put camera (cctv) for your room... Las Las two tinz go happen... Either you catch winch wey dey scratch you or you catch ur self scratching ur self |
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You want to run and leave us after voting in BUBU ABI you are not going anywhere unless we give you the last batch of suffering |
If all of us are sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, no be our family money this people use the do race ![]() |
Wish we can know the true story.... ![]() |
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Booked |
Opinions |
Here in Australia, I tell my colleagues what they want to hear... The belief Africa is a country, we still live in huts, wild animals like lion and leopard roam the streets... Etc On my own, I no de disappoint... Seee stories wey I de give them during lunch breaks and they look on their faces. Eg of my stories wit a little of that holiwood Zulu accent... How my grand father killed a lion with just a fabricated weapon, how we used to treak very long distance to go to school, how my cousin had to pay bride price by receiving 300 strokes of flogging, how we were initiated into the masquerade cult plus requirements and funny tasks, how girls use to walk around naked until they are married, how my mom had 10 kids, how ur wealth is calculated by yams and wifes, how we wrestle during moonlights and how my brother defeated the undefeated champion, how we used to go to the forest to hunt and gather wild fruit, how we used local aphrodisiac and had erection for days... Etc with funny names attached to my characters. I de plan to begin charg them ![]() |
My two cents.... You're boyfriend is broke and frustrated.... His projections for his life is not in the way he anticipated all thanks to Nigeria.. He is pouring his anger and frustration on you.. You are his avenue to vent his spleen... Just help him by talking to him and leaving him.. You are an extra burden to him... He sees you as a necessary evil.. By the way what are you bringing to the table for his life to be easier |
With the current insecurity in our country and the world.... dont be quick to judge.... maybe the are screening for bomb.. |
imo to yobe call |
no longer chibuk girls now chibuk madam |
[quote author=TrapQueen77 post=52363556] ![]() Amazing story... I shud follow him on twitter. ![]() He cud be my inspiration too ![]() [/qu Do you want to beat his record |
MINE IS P-U-N-A-N-I 119 ![]() WE ROCK GUESS EVERYBODY IS FROM DE SAME PLACE |
are u wilin n able to sell,if so den post on olx pleazzz oh. |
Okoro get me my cucumber.. |
Ex super eagles player and Ex beauty queen |
Get me my glasses... Thunder fire her or did she survive electrocution |
I need dat form so that I can fill buhari's name and my sacrifice will be Nigeria... I believe that will be the greatest sacrifice |
I dey rush go house to dress my mother as the 3rd chibok girl and me as the child.. cos with the kind of treatment the first one received, it will be 1 chibok girl every 2 days... The first 1 got presidential flight, meeting the governor and the president (including his family) media attention, international recognition, scheduled interview with cnn, BBC, aljazira to name a few and trust me scholarship and employment is guaranteed.. In fact na two we go dey... My Mum and me cos I will tell them boko haram turned me to a man |
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