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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Saw Ielts, Toefl And Immigration Apps On My Phone by udomma1005(m): 12:40am On Jan 31, 2022

CriticMaestro:
how am I a simple man?

Which educational attainment would we assume you have around your person?
He said that you are a "SIMP" grin

Google that clown!

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Saw Ielts, Toefl And Immigration Apps On My Phone by udomma1005(m): 12:35am On Jan 31, 2022

Goshhhhhh!
Those 17 & 19 year old dudes in the south west should have rather used you or burnt your head for that money ritual stuff because as it stands, you're of no use and will not be of any use to mankind undecided

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Saw Ielts, Toefl And Immigration Apps On My Phone by udomma1005(m): 12:30am On Jan 31, 2022

IgiveLadiesBj:
WOooow, what a SIMPle man you're

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Autos › Re: 2002 Toyota Sienna For Sale N800k Last by udomma1005(m): 12:02am On Jan 31, 2022

greggng:
This car engine is smoking. Is still first body . Anyone buying should be replacing the engine or do what we call ringing . Only serious buyer should call 08062593234.

Location gowon estate lagos

Would you know the price of the engine, please?

Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 407sw Foreign Used by udomma1005(m): 10:27pm On Jan 30, 2022

Rushpawa:
God punish u,then what are the gear indicators doing by right hand side instead of left,if we check panic button too,it will be on the right. Get lost . You are a thief

Gan...gan........gan....gan cheesy

Wind don blow, fowl yansh has ..........!

Romance › Re: Never Buy A Lady Pepsi And Bread When She Visits - Twitter Lady by udomma1005(m): 10:04pm On Jan 30, 2022

AsampeteNwaanyi:

Nonsense!

Nope,not nonsense!
That's how he operates,same when I was single!
No need to spend good money on disposables,pls. All chicks who I Neva dreamt on settling down with, were always treated as disposables,when u re with me,u re mine,see u with anoda dick,heck I pick nearest available disposable, please! wink

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 9:48pm On Jan 30, 2022

Holluwhakemmy:
smiles, I'm a lady.

Sorry me lady,over feeding was worrying me when I commented wink

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2022

Mike008:
Spongebob Square pants

Video Games

Not forgetting Tom & Jerry tongue

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 12:22pm On Jan 30, 2022

SmellySperm:
owo mmi

Ikpa

Celebrities › Re: Nengi Flaunts Her 2 Range Rovers & Mercedes SUV (Photos, Video) by udomma1005(m): 8:39am On Jan 30, 2022

Iyaebe:
While dickto dy fall steady, shut up and learn to wish people well.

Clito dealers have landed grin

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 7:10am On Jan 30, 2022

Magnoliaa:
So many things.

Cartoons and SpongeBob SquarePants for one.

U re a durling wink

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 7:09am On Jan 30, 2022

Omicron007:
You don't mean it

He's serious,so he means it seriously grin

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 7:04am On Jan 30, 2022

Kriss216:
You sure say na God create you

You don't behave like God's creature.

Abeg dede be calming down,if not be God create am,who else?

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 7:02am On Jan 30, 2022

Kriss216:
Oh...you have a boyfriend?

My condolences to him.

Chai, some pple head for NL no correct finish cool

Condolences akwaya?

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 6:58am On Jan 30, 2022

Holluwhakemmy:
Llicking my plate of soup after eating.

Epic!
You're the son of the soil grin

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Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 6:56am On Jan 30, 2022

Kriss216:
I can never outgrow doggy style.

Gashhhhhhhh !
Who do u dis kind thing?

Nairaland General › Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by udomma1005(m): 6:53am On Jan 30, 2022

SmellySperm:
Waving at pedestrians inside a car

U need to be delivered,prayed for &prayed upon!

Health › Re: Photo Of 20-Year-Old Zambian Female Student Who Committed Suicide by udomma1005(m): 6:47am On Jan 30, 2022

Chelseafan99:
You will die today. If you don't today may someone kill you. May you die in a car accident with your brains spilling out. No escape. Remember this message. Either you die by stray bullet or trailer crush you as you dey cross road. Then you will join her in hell. Trust me bro you go remember this nairaland message I promise. When you are killed today or tomorrow or next you will rememebr this message you insensitive b**tard. I PROMISE YOU. YOU GO REMEMBER.

Very very very stewpid post!

Health › Re: Photo Of 20-Year-Old Zambian Female Student Who Committed Suicide by udomma1005(m): 6:43am On Jan 30, 2022

fuckingAyaya:
Abeg that hips follow die?

No e dey,wetin happen?

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Cries Over Death Of Her Loved One by udomma1005(m): 4:25pm On Jan 29, 2022

I just don't know why, but each her name pops on social media,I just know nothing meaningful would play out!
Drama stewpid queen. angry

Sports › Re: I Am Not Scared Of Very Big Odds Or Draws by udomma1005(m): 10:57am On Jan 29, 2022

christianjoy:
na just to comot some bad games na

Sure bro,oil dey the head plenty cheesy

Sports › Re: I Am Not Scared Of Very Big Odds Or Draws by udomma1005(m): 9:58am On Jan 29, 2022

christianjoy:
can you check this bet9ja code for me. 62lxgrz today's matches, I want some better tips from you

Are u 4 real?
The money long ehhhhhhhh shocked

Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by udomma1005(m): 9:38am On Jan 29, 2022

LINTUNE:
but u are a walking dead already, I can see you've been used, abeg don't be angry, it ritualists disguising as Yahoo boy that uses u

......that uses u.....!
Go back and work on your elementary English then we may communicate.
A thief remains a thief no matter the way you wanna paint it. That your mates are stealing from people warrants you to do same?
You're a thief by your comments & as a matter of fact, will die very soon, that's after running mad!
angry

Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by udomma1005(m): 11:50pm On Jan 28, 2022

LINTUNE:
Himself na Yahoo...what your mate are doing follow them do.

Sorry to shock you but you will soon die!

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Politics › Re: Meet Daniel Kalejaiye, A Nigerian Background Police Officer In Finland by udomma1005(m): 5:54am On Jan 26, 2022

Nokio1:
OK we have met him,should we tell buhari to call him

Shhhhhhhhh... don't tell him else the lad is gonna lose his f==ken job! undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: The Big Python We Caught Alive In North-East by udomma1005(m): 11:53pm On Jan 25, 2022

Nonso92:
We still doing this in 2022?

Yeah!
We'll be doing in 2023 too tongue

Romance › Re: See The Most Sexy Boy In Nigeria And Not Maduka Okoye by udomma1005(m): 4:54pm On Jan 23, 2022

Very cheap boxers! undecided

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Crime › Re: Jonathan Ogbe, Bayelsa Corper Absconds After Defiling 12-year-old Pupil by udomma1005(m): 11:58am On Jan 20, 2022

Himtulie247:
Our Dicks no longer take instructions from our brains

Logical response!

Family › Re: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by udomma1005(m): 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2022

Snakes don't bite like that,it's certainly a carnivores bite__cat suspected!

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Travel › Re: Truck Missing Enroute To Ibadan by udomma1005(m): 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2022

Just to know what I stand to benefit if I catch am.
How much is the consignment worth, please?

Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Still Take Your Bible To Church? by udomma1005(m): 9:46am On Jan 16, 2022

Taking the Bible to most churches now is as irrelevant as the present ruler of naija is!
When the Pastors(real) or gods of men(fake), mention a verse, before u do pick up ya bible,it's already flashed on the screen,B4 you even flip thru dem pages,boom! another chapter is read out and cycle keeps going on & on. So I just take a jotter to take notes and let civilization tear morality into shreds! undecided

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Romance › Re: I Will Never Get Married! by udomma1005(m): 10:56am On Jan 14, 2022

Money nor dey to marry,e dey cover up!

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