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Phones › Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by udomma1005(m): 8:33pm On Sep 29, 2021

Benwallt:
He consain u. Enemy of progress

We nor Sabi fraud pesin, na our pressing be dat tongue

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Politics › Re: FEC Approves 14-day Paternity Leave by udomma1005(m): 7:44pm On Sep 29, 2021

Nonsense and ingredients! angry

Now wia I Don stop to born because of Boohaarii!
I for Don enjoy bonus days as my wife been born beuriful twins cool

Phones › Re: Which Is The Fastest Browser You're Using At The Moment by udomma1005(m): 7:31pm On Sep 29, 2021

Benwallt:
This is it mhennn. So cooool

Msport Bet grin

Na dem

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Pere Wins Innoson Vehicles Task, Gets IVM Caris 2021 Model (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 10:20pm On Sep 28, 2021

mabea:
You must be kidding aren't you?

Nope!
Worked in the school's laboratory as an undercover to unravel the supply chain of drugs(tramadol, codeine et AL, due to the complaints by the school's management on increase in truancy and dependence on drugs by students.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Pere Wins Innoson Vehicles Task, Gets IVM Caris 2021 Model (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 9:24pm On Sep 28, 2021

chatinent:
If only Chike Obi was this praised.

If only he was given a car for his brilliance.

Instead, he was given a wooden award while porn actors like this are awarded vehicles.

What then is the emphasis on education for? Kuku introduce pornography into the school curricula in monothecnics, polytechnics, and universities.

Make we go there dey learn am so far it's now the way to get jobs, endorsements, promotions, and recognition.

So that we can now refocus our lives on being gigolos, oza-rommers, and etc.

Sorry but you are not current with the realities on ground. Pornography had been in the school system for quite a while now. Teachers watch during spare periods, students gather in groups to relish it, teachers stumble on students absorbing it, teacher seizes phone, at the staff room teacher shows other teachers that the kids have the latest clips, they laugh over it, they transfer to their phones, students buy beers for teacher(male students) or gives teacher free fu*k(female students) in order to get seized phones and cycle continues!

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Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by udomma1005(m): 9:13pm On Sep 28, 2021

Connected1:
You want your share abi na love dae do you?

If it's the former, then you may have issues with that your neighbour but if it's the latter, then I will seriously advise you don't give birth to a male child.

We don't need more fools abeg.

Which beer you dey drink huh

2 crates 4 ya!

Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by udomma1005(m): 9:11pm On Sep 28, 2021

Calicoe:
The most useless thread in the history of nairaland

I swear

Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by udomma1005(m): 9:11pm On Sep 28, 2021

Ofadaman:
In essence you don't mind settling down with someone your neighbour has used all styles on top...

I hear there are some guys only attracted to girls of other guys they know. Turns out these simps live amongst us

Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by udomma1005(m): 9:09pm On Sep 28, 2021

observer24:
Kai!!!

Nor be Kai, nah Kai-Kai!

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Romance › Re: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by udomma1005(m): 9:08pm On Sep 28, 2021

Romanoff:
Someone that is already sleeping over at your neighbour's place is what is interesting you?

Athink you can imagine the nonsense!
That's Y most people should be forced to drink sniper so the world won't be polluted by simps!

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Food › Re: 4500 Naira For Roasted Chicken In Awka - Read My Experience by udomma1005(m): 9:00pm On Sep 28, 2021

Kinimajor:
Full chicken 4,500
E be tins o...by December fowl go reach 10k
Who wan bet with me?

Over 2.5
#5000
tongue

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Food › Re: 4500 Naira For Roasted Chicken In Awka - Read My Experience by udomma1005(m): 8:55pm On Sep 28, 2021

Sonel:
Correct guy ! Chop life.
But seriously, what's the cost of living like in Awka. I wan relocate come Awka.

Haba.... Calm down nah!
Because of this grilled shiken, u wanna relocate to Awka huh

Are u related to FFK tongue

Hiannnnn

Food › Re: 4500 Naira For Roasted Chicken In Awka - Read My Experience by udomma1005(m): 8:52pm On Sep 28, 2021

U fu*k up big time angry

That beer nor cold reach the quantity of that pepper gravee tongue

Properties › Re: Itolowo: Lagos Community Where People Live In Murky Water (Pictures & Video) by udomma1005(m): 8:43pm On Sep 28, 2021

LokoH:
You perceiv odour through the video ?

I wonder!

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Signed As Agrichainx Brand Ambassador (Pictures) by udomma1005(m): 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2021

Them go soon run, Toto decay is either running away or they run away!
Ask Churchill 1 second, Bob is risky & kpokpogarri the tormentor cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by udomma1005(m): 3:59pm On Sep 27, 2021

Princeadebayo11:
You wan hear am

Oyah bring it on, I bam!

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by udomma1005(m): 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2021

Princeadebayo11:
Leave me

I won't!

Celebrities › Re: Former Child Actress, Lilian Gabriel Duped Of All Her Life Savings On Her Way by udomma1005(m): 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2021

U can't be duped if u ain't Greedy!

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by udomma1005(m): 1:01pm On Sep 27, 2021

Princeadebayo11:
You called this meme

NOOOO, It's MAMA!

Celebrities › Re: Churchill Hangs Out With His Wife, Rosy Meurer And Son (Pictures & Video) by udomma1005(m): 12:53pm On Sep 27, 2021

Churchill 1 second lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by udomma1005(m): 8:37pm On Sep 26, 2021

My all time favorite!

Education › Re: Rottweiler Puppies Available For Sale. (box Head) by udomma1005(m): 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2021

muller101:
Your moniker sounds Akwaibom. I was only asking for your guys.

You see am? Rubbing salt inside injury?
If I send your details give my village pipu, they will say I dey wicked undecided

Romance › Re: Girls Using Dog For Self Service Is Getting Rampant by udomma1005(m): 2:46pm On Sep 26, 2021

Female dog=bitch
All these things in bum shorts et all=bitches grin

They're just going back to their roots! grin

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole & Wife, Iara At Hosa Okunbo's Service Of Songs In The UK (Pictures) by udomma1005(m): 2:26pm On Sep 26, 2021

Ta dah dah dah tah dah dah.... Beauty and..... the beast...... lah lah lah hiiiiii
I love this sound track!

Education › Re: Rottweiler Puppies Available For Sale. (box Head) by udomma1005(m): 2:23pm On Sep 26, 2021

Blackpromise:
It's baffling that you just posted your puppy for sale on the platform ,and you asking people to dm you ...what for?
Put the damn price as well...

Be calming down hunkle.
The puppies are just for advertorial purposes but not for sale. Allow him to clown.

Education › Re: Rottweiler Puppies Available For Sale. (box Head) by udomma1005(m): 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2021

muller101:
Is it edible?

Che.. Chei... Chei...!
7 weeks old puppy, edible?
I nor go talk wetin dey my mind! cool

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Laments As Son Destroys Devices Worth Millions Of Naira (VIDEO) by udomma1005(m): 2:15pm On Sep 26, 2021

Dhama5000:
Is he taking drugs

Probably, what good for mum should be neat for kiddo

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Laments As Son Destroys Devices Worth Millions Of Naira (VIDEO) by udomma1005(m): 2:10pm On Sep 26, 2021

When you tell all dis silly girls that children definitely need father figures in their lives, they will be spewing trash about being independent bitches. This is part one of her impending nightmarish movie with the son. Let her continue as "king toto", the sails will soon set. She has been blessed with "ex hubby" - Churchill 1second grin

;"ex boyfriend - kpokpogarri de tormentor tongue

;" ex something friend-Bob is risky the retard undecided

. Very soon, she's gonna be blessed with an "ex son-King the destroyer cool

#clitocurrency legends.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Laments As Son Destroys Devices Worth Millions Of Naira (VIDEO) by udomma1005(m): 1:58pm On Sep 26, 2021

Alexxxxadrewv:
Aaaah

Yeahhhhhhhhh

Romance › Re: “I Always Wonder, Who Gives Men Money When They’re Broke” – Nigerian Lady by udomma1005(m): 12:29pm On Sep 26, 2021

My sista wey get sense to ask.... Hmmmm, na small us with a VERY BIG GOD cheesy

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