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CelebritiesRe: Doris Ogala Exposes Prince Kpokpogri: Blackmailing Is Your Job by udomma1005(m): 3:37pm On Sep 15, 2021
SuperNova33:
All hail the Prince !!!

And he got to dig out her guts too

Bad guy

A pussee once fvcked can never be unfvcked so....

It's one for the boys!!! aye aye captain!
Aye, we bam grin

CelebritiesRe: Doris Ogala Exposes Prince Kpokpogri: Blackmailing Is Your Job by udomma1005(m): 3:34pm On Sep 15, 2021
pepperdemzombie:
1. Which film you dey act and which film Tonto dey act wen 2 of una turn to colleague?
2. Why didn't you come out wen Tonto was addressing him as Billionaire husband but when bubble burst?
3. When armed robber lost, na only ashawo fit find am cos na 2 of dem dey work for night.
4. You called out Kponkpo but didn't call out ALL the married women in his contact because dey are your party member, Olosho People's Party (OPP)
5. The guy is alleged to have chop about 50% actressess aka Oloshos mostly Asaba branch and you are obliously one of them, pained!
6. Who flaunts and go to parade a month's fvck boy at her child's school to spite the child's father? Only a concentrated fool and that's what Tonto is.
7. Tonto paid for fvck and appearance at the child's school and Kpokpo delivered, so NO refund here!
8. You mean our KING left 40secs free preeq to start paying for preeq? Ultimum shame! Rose dey chop am like that!
9. Tonto did gragra to flaunt grigri, just to spite her husband, it only backfired! Period!
Colleague in olosho biznezz, Clitocurrency warriors grin

CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by udomma1005(m): 11:53am On Sep 15, 2021
dallasi:
sabinus
You've been noticed.
EducationRe: 9 Animals Who Have More In Common With Humans Than You Think ! by udomma1005(m): 11:50am On Sep 15, 2021
If I would disagree with any other animal listed, not the cow. It's closely & intimately related to the man in Aso villa from Daura!
Nice research, no wonder this man & cow na 5&6,nor wonder............ shocked

PoliticsRe: Imo Is Capital Of Drug Abuse In Southern Nigeria –NDLEA by udomma1005(m): 10:37am On Sep 15, 2021
Kul3ger:
I doubt they conducted any survey to get this data.

They just reason say, from the way supreme Court Governor de werey these days, ...It gats be Imo!!!
Your point legit smiley
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? by udomma1005(m): 10:20am On Sep 15, 2021
For having time to capture this and finding this worthy to post, the OP is vere, very, very madt cool

CrimeRe: How Abuja Yahoo Boy Slept With Me For 8 Days, Stole My N1.3m – Lady by udomma1005(m): 5:31am On Sep 15, 2021
dallasi:
Since this post no concern me, let me use dis opportunity to extend my condolence to Michael Jackson's family. I don't have data when he died..ohh wat a huge loss of such a great footballer..
Ohhh my.. my!
Na today wacko Jacko die?
Him been be footballer huh
E nor go beta for Boohaarii wey Don make young naija boys dey Craze be4 their tym

RomanceRe: My Weed Down "Pics" by udomma1005(m): 9:55pm On Sep 14, 2021
Griinhoux:
oya na, number 419, ade bendel street, Benin City.
cool

RomanceRe: My Weed Down "Pics" by udomma1005(m): 3:18pm On Sep 14, 2021
Griinhoux:
I planted them in April and they have gotten to I think the apex stage of their growth span, they developed flowers and seeds, really big brown seeds, for some months now I usually pluck some fresh leaves every morning, boil them and Savour the fresh green juice. It's refreshing and I think you should try it, no much highness as the already processed weed but you will sure feel the refreshing vibes
Give me your full address, e get small ting wey I wan tell my cousin for NDLEA. grin
CelebritiesRe: Real Life Vs Instagram - Who Did This To Actress Mercy Aigbe? by udomma1005(m): 2:58pm On Sep 14, 2021
Me I dey talk am, I dey talk am always!
Social media, e nor go betta for you!
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Girlfriend Chioma Spotted With "Rubber Penis" In Public: Pics & Video by udomma1005(m): 1:17am On Sep 14, 2021
Phallic drinking cup
Car TalkRe: Delta Man's New Car Involved In Ghastly Accident Before It was Delivered To Him by udomma1005(m): 3:54pm On Sep 13, 2021
Nobody died and OP tagged it "Ghastly" huh

CrimeRe: Will You Eat Suya Wrap With These by udomma1005(m): 9:00pm On Sep 12, 2021
Ehnn ehnn huh
Wetin concern me?
Na me kill dem huh
I go eat finish, read the news come wish dem RIP, shook my toothpick for mouth de Waka go my house.

Car TalkRe: Can You Buy This Car For N1.9 Million by udomma1005(m): 8:14pm On Sep 12, 2021
Timblogga:
2.1? Must be the most basic version anyway.
Nope.
An updated version is available for upgrade
Ver. 2.2.ii

Car TalkRe: Taxi drivers, What Do You Do To Forgotten Items When You Can't Trace The Owner? by udomma1005(m): 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2021
33bandit:
I get it ...I've had it for long tho I'd how that works out
No matter how long you have had it, tracking process starts when an active Sim is inserted inda fone. It gives a whole lot of details I don't wanna mention here. Phones should NEVER be used if FOUND even if it's a torchlight fone!
SportsRe: Dressing Rooms Of The Top Four Clubs In The English Premier League (Pictures) by udomma1005(m): 5:04pm On Sep 11, 2021
If I nor be see Arsenal, I for burn down this site grin

Car TalkRe: Taxi drivers, What Do You Do To Forgotten Items When You Can't Trace The Owner? by udomma1005(m): 4:48pm On Sep 11, 2021
33bandit:
Even if there's a case over that phone in time to come ..its something I'll easily pay ..its just a stupid tecno with cracked screen ..tecno pop or whatever they call it
If the owner of that "stupid" tecno fone was one stingy businessman that was killed & a vast sum in millions was collected from him.
When dem track the IMEI, catch the girl, she come run dem come your hood, shebi u know say dem don catch the murder suspect be that! grin
Carry dat fone go lagoon go fling am put make u nor come dey blame innocent village pipu wey no get your time for now! grin tongue

RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Women Think About Men Who Gifts Them Romantic Flowers? by udomma1005(m): 2:15pm On Sep 11, 2021
ChiefSosa:
What's romantic about flowers? They'll whip your nonsense head with the flowers.
Haba ogbeni be calming down nah! Some of us dey send pesin carry d flower go sha, some of dis chicks are agents of our village pipu, we know! grin

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Says She Is Heart Broken, Thanks Fans For Supporting her (Video) by udomma1005(m):
Hard drugs no good at all angry
Blowing hot & cold,
Speaking from both sides of the mouth,
Only one personhuh huh
This sista needs a psychiatric, if na oyigbo, she for Don fly comot from like 12 storeys reach ground by now shocked
Jokes aside, she needs help, fast!

CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Having Fun With Her Kids And Fans Despite Divorce Rumors by udomma1005(m): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2021
Deceitful lifestyle angry
Tuface is in USA,with clement weather, in the arms of welcoming lady & kids=happiness.
Annie's here in Nigeria, seeing Buhari's trousers, angry, without a known man to cuddle, smiling for the gram after a few cocktails=PRETENCE. undecided
Let's watch out, when the Highness she's taking for consolation wears off, she will be another motivational speaker with quotes-per-minute, go ask Toto Dike wink
Car TalkRe: Lexus Rx 350 or Mercedes Benz GLK 350: Which Is Better? by udomma1005(m): 1:45pm On Sep 11, 2021
berrystunn:
Do you have issues with opinions?
Can't tell, you be the judge!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back At Bobrisky: I Don’t Have Time For Nonsense by udomma1005(m): 4:48pm On Sep 10, 2021
cococandy:
this “anonymity” of a thing that NL seems to provide has made some of you lose your senses.
Why don’t you show your face and then ask people to go kill someone for you, see how it works out for you.

Lost your damn minds!
Bet frustration has killed any form of humor, that is if you had any. Can't someone joke with you again? huh
I bet if I tell to put your hand in fire, you do be daft enough to do so. undecided
PetsRe: I Just Killed A Green Snake In My Car. by udomma1005(m): 2:32pm On Sep 10, 2021
TheWolfen:
Lol
What did I just read grin
The seeming rantings of a prospective Yaba left inmate, nah so the thing dey start wen e fresh start cool
PetsRe: I Just Killed A Green Snake In My Car. by udomma1005(m): 2:29pm On Sep 10, 2021
I'm very disappointed on behalf of hunkle lala, e too small, nor go reach pesin chop, cum break bone! embarassed

PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie: Buhari's Trouser Should Be Least Of Our Problems In Nigeria by udomma1005(m): 2:24pm On Sep 10, 2021
lilvicky68:
So we Shouldn't commend the tailor for a job well done??
Fashionista Abba Kyari you mean huh

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back At Bobrisky: I Don’t Have Time For Nonsense by udomma1005(m): 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2021
Some good Nigerian who stays close to this internet drama-Queens, should just help us all and kill dis Tonto Dick and then be planning to kill Annie Idibia, this bitches are just giving us wahala everywhere over pri*k, not allowing us concentrate on how to kill the robot/zombie in Aso villa undecided

CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Posts Pictures Of He And His Kids Without His Wife, Anita by udomma1005(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2021
Olarewaju89:
undecided

So what do you want us to do with the pictures now?

Na waoo... Some people sha.
You know nah, dem Wan make Annie Craze so that we will have a September to Remember grin

Car TalkRe: Lexus Rx 350 or Mercedes Benz GLK 350: Which Is Better? by udomma1005(m): 12:15pm On Sep 10, 2021
berrystunn:
Where Is your pain ?
Got no pain, just want the kid to desist from assumptions!
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? What Do You Think? by udomma1005(m): 4:15pm On Sep 09, 2021
JFOD:
God forbid you enter fight
E don red be dat, especially if u owe pesin money cum dey dodge for like one year, then him cum catch u for evenin tym wey darkness Don cover for quiet street grin
Car TalkRe: Lexus Rx 350 or Mercedes Benz GLK 350: Which Is Better? by udomma1005(m): 4:02pm On Sep 09, 2021
berrystunn:
Go and hide
From who or what?
Keep on clowning, scum!
CareerRe: What Challenge Are You Facing In Your Current Place Of Work? by udomma1005(m):
confirmedniggae:
Just started a new job as an accountant but i am yet to get the setting very well..

we sell hair and these hair price start from 250k and i wonder if na ghost be all these girls trooping in to buy the hair...

wearing a plot of land on top head wey no get sense

life is not balance at all

a lady will just walk in transfer 2m or use POS..

When me dey here dey find who go buy my TV because of t fare .


anyway ,we need a dispatch rider.

salary..70k
Laff almost killed my lovely soul....... One plot of land for head wey no get sense grin
Make ur employer nor dey Nairaland read ds ur post, if not......... u fit go fit dey find another job ehhh wink
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by udomma1005(m): 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2021
You just answered the question my friend cheesy
The reason they endure squabbles in matrimony is because they are married "MEN" and not married "BOYS" cheesy
Married men stomach it till it gets to the neck and the probability of the neck being cut off suffices, then do the poo it out, rather married boys instantly take a laxative to poo it out with the slightest stomachache cool

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