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PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami Does The Crate Challenge (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 12:45pm On Sep 20, 2021
I would have said he's stupid but since he's rich, then he's stupidly rich cool

SportsRe: Hulk & His Niece, Camila Sousa Are Expecting A Child (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 12:37pm On Sep 20, 2021
henrybangs44:
You are not making any sense at all. Something that's wrong is wrong no matter whose eyes it is seen u mollusc. So kidnappers should continue because in thier eyes its good abi? U have low IQ. You just want an excuse to keep bleeping your niece you disgusting fellow
.... U mullusc..... grin
All dis biology students sef grin
Small tym now you go call pesin pikin amoeba, plankton or zygote grin

SportsRe: Hulk & His Niece, Camila Sousa Are Expecting A Child (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 12:34pm On Sep 20, 2021
chatinent:
Commot eye for your niece, baba.

This is Nigeria!
And that is Brazil!

AgricultureRe: Udom Flags Off The Planting Of 300,000 Special Breed Of Coconut Seedlings by udomma1005(m): 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2021
generalwo:
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.odeh..... I no get first degree or second one but I know the road to my papa farm.... With all the degrees wen u get, na special coconut u dey celebrate...... Make thunder split your brain into 781 pieces........ If I no Wan follow your village people celebrate special coconut na crime? Abi I no fit comment in peace because your mumsy use anus born you? Fhool! Dey nairaland dey celebrate special coconut....... Them never see who do masters degree before........ Mad scarecrow like u
Talk for yourself, leave parents alone, you buffoon. If you were well tailored morally by whoever didn't deem it fit to abort you,they would have been spared the folly you're exhibiting your lineage to be. I hate to play with dogs, but you this puppy, I must humiliate. I'm a proud Akwa Ibomite, I ridicule scumbags like you. I was well brought up, travel & see to know! Unam ikot mkpo! grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Broda Shaggi Celebrates His 28th Birthday (Photos) by udomma1005(m): 5:37pm On Sep 19, 2021
28th birthday huh
Iyam not understanding this age calculation again oooo!
AgricultureRe: Udom Flags Off The Planting Of 300,000 Special Breed Of Coconut Seedlings by udomma1005(m): 5:32pm On Sep 19, 2021
generalwo:
.... Typical swine.... Abeg enjoy the swear wen dey follow u alone... Don't drag me into it..... People dey celebrate technological advancement, na special coconut you dey shine your brown teeth for.... Odeh!
I bet you're that daft & a trip to Akwa Ibom will be such an herculean task. Wallow in your folly and still depend on crude oil. Call me an educated person in your family, I discuss with people who have a bit of Grey matter in the head, not some social media skunk that lives on crumbs. Get a 1st degree on anything, attempt a second degree, then call me up, I might pick ur call then, URCHIN!
AgricultureRe: Udom Flags Off The Planting Of 300,000 Special Breed Of Coconut Seedlings by udomma1005(m): 5:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
generalwo:
Is the coconut water blue or does it taste like beef or trigger immortality? Why is it special? I know say this project would have cost the government $1m.. It is well sha
Shut up and use Google.
It's special because it takes less than half the time an "ordinary" one would take to mature. The husk is also harder, hence it has various industrial & economic value!
Whatever amount it cost the government isn't your bloody business, nobody took a loan from you and it's not planted in your compound, it's public oriented & accessible to who ever cares. undecided
So please shut the f up and let my State glow!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Shares Photo With His Wife, Annie On His 46th Birthday by udomma1005(m): 9:16pm On Sep 18, 2021
Nor be as Tonto dick been think say e go be cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Shares Photo With His Wife, Annie On His 46th Birthday by udomma1005(m): 9:14pm On Sep 18, 2021
OssyMalik:
On behalf of we Online In-laws, we rest our case.

Happy birthday Tubaba
Online in laws..... I die here grin
CrimeRe: Video Of Soldier, Amos Adorable Sobosu Royal Motivating Pupils Before Death by udomma1005(m): 9:10pm On Sep 18, 2021
Treasure17:
Sometimes resist the urge to comment on sensitive issues.
Especially when the comments will reveal that the commentator is daft angry
PoliticsRe: IGP Charges Police Officers To Marry Each Other by udomma1005(m): 9:07pm On Sep 18, 2021
Good barracks boys......
Where's the barracks located?
Go to Bayelsa & you'll be ashamed of what they refer to as barracks there!
Naija nor try 4 Police.
FoodRe: The Grasscutter And Bush Rat We Caught During Hunting by udomma1005(m): 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2021
Very rewarding, life in the wild, everything is free! grin
EducationRe: 12 Manatee Facts You May Not Know by udomma1005(m): 3:26pm On Sep 18, 2021
duro4chang:
Good. Clap for ya self.
grin
PoliticsRe: ACM AMOS SOBOSU: Burial Poster Of 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed by udomma1005(m): 3:11pm On Sep 18, 2021
nowhere:
Why would you make yourself available for this country when you know the bold? You all attacking him are sick!
You must be low on reasoning hormones!
The poor lad may have chosen the Airforce as a profession to become a professional some day and not just an occupation to occupy time.
What crime did he commit knowing fully well someone has to do the job. It would be understandable if we were at war with externals but that clueless idiots intentionally create rancor on tribal lines should be condemned in its entity and whose life is sacrificed in these madness should be honored. Try very hard not to look or sound retard*d on social media space, please. sad
EducationRe: 12 Manatee Facts You May Not Know by udomma1005(m): 3:00pm On Sep 18, 2021
duro4chang:
No vex. But you fit google am now.
No way! We won't waste our data to Google the pix, you MUST include pix! angry
Modified... Okay, nah now u free, I Don see am grin

PoliticsRe: Pay Pentecost Tax – Osinbajo Advises Preachers by udomma1005(m): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2021
duro4chang:
I do not understand what he meant.
Same here huh
PoliticsRe: ACM AMOS SOBOSU: Burial Poster Of 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed by udomma1005(m):
IJOBA11:
WHO SEND AMhuh
Stupid question, probably from a very silly person undecided
A young, promising lad dies for the cause of a country made hostile by sick, psychopathic leaders and you type this rubbish?
CrimeRe: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by udomma1005(m): 1:45pm On Sep 18, 2021
The code on the slip you claim you won on the 16th September, B917wtzswppcst-4068741.
Is that code legit or you want to fool yourself on this platform undecided
Scam nor be work! Meet us make we give you codes to better your broke ass angry
PoliticsRe: Zamfara Governor Matawalle Gives Cash To Soldiers (Video) by udomma1005(m): 1:21pm On Sep 18, 2021
saphiere:
He is encouraging womanizing. That's what these people do when they have cash.
So your submission is that only men and 12years old know what these soldiers do?

You must be very dull mentally.


For your information, I've once dated a soldier. I've been to their barracks severally so I know what I am saying..
Once dated a soldier.......... grin
If you tell me the year you dated the soldier and your present age, I bet I'll tell you approximately how many military/paramilitary men you've dated and the one you will later date! cheesy
I'll shock you with verified figures, na our work tongue

PhonesRe: How To Frustrate A Scammer by udomma1005(m): 12:04pm On Sep 17, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Local Scammer is confused

I don't understand .. Speak pidgin ... grin
Nope, I is no pidgin spoke grin
CrimeRe: Man Stole 10k From His Girlfriend To Bet With It And Won 100m, He Gave Her 10k by udomma1005(m): 11:40am On Sep 17, 2021
The lady is in no position to negotiate ratio of cash. The man is terribly pathetic. With such win, he ought to buy the babe a 3 million Naira worth of car and dash her 2 Millar, every where for maramah!
Greed is a bitch undecided

CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy: "I Am Still Single Because I Am Way Too Sexy" Video by udomma1005(m): 11:19am On Sep 17, 2021
You're single, that's true;sexy, very untrue undecided
But honestly we do appreciate you being single than being a drama queen like toto dikeh angry
Since women have expiry date{menopause} grin, would advise you get Belle & be a baby mama, after all, atall-atall nah winch tongue

RomanceRe: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by udomma1005(m): 3:50pm On Sep 16, 2021
Morningblues:
You re a cis straight person, telling other people how they were born and weren’t born, you have no right to speak on something you know nothing about nor have you live through, and how do you know the natural order of life, some principles your parent taught you from outdated times. If you point is nobody is born a lesbian is simply ignorant and you should keep it to yourself. Live and let live.
OK madam, we hear!
Going by natural procreation order, as practiced even by the lowest form of creation, how would these two dummies make babies?
Natural laws supercede stupidity, as recommended and upheld by you & yours. I see cocks mount hens, he goats mount she goats and dog&bitches. How will these pathetic Duo penetrate? Dildos huh
Anyways, many, very many are mad and roaming but quite a few are still wearing clothes and posing on NL

PoliticsRe: Video Of Abdulrasheed Bawa After He Slumped In Aso Rock by udomma1005(m): 3:24pm On Sep 16, 2021
High blood pressure! undecided
Folks tend to take it for granted cos they feel fresh & fly!
Nor be age & looking swag matter, do regular check up on HBP, it almost kill "small" me last month. And my family for Don go razz village pipu wey nor even get my tyme cheesy
PetsRe: Newborn Twin Pandas Cuddle Up To Their Mother In Adorable Snaps ( Pictures) by udomma1005(m): 3:18pm On Sep 16, 2021
I ve twins so I love any thing twinnie cool

BusinessRe: How Patronage By Internet Fraudsters Ruin Businesses by udomma1005(m): 11:52am On Sep 16, 2021
pocohantas:
Of course I am older than them and not their spec- thankfully so!

What exactly would I be doing with younglings that wear pencil jeans, graphic tees, earrings and cross-bags. Guys that hop into their ES 330 and start blasting Zlatan and Naira Marley’s music while driving like retards. Guys that give themselves nicknames like Splash-Money and Izu-Wire-Wire. Guys that sleep knowing someone is crying, maybe dead because of their actions. Guys that spend their lives evading and settling law enforcement agencies.

You mean I should be angry that these sets of guys do not find me desirable? I do hope your partner uses protection to knack you. This level of shallowness can easily pass for an STI.
Another like for you, my female friend grin
That Izu-wire+wire gat me choking on my food, I won't forgive you madam grin
BusinessRe: How Patronage By Internet Fraudsters Ruin Businesses by udomma1005(m): 11:50am On Sep 16, 2021
Hayastark:
Pocahontas for president. !!!!
Another like for you, my female friend grin
BusinessRe: How Patronage By Internet Fraudsters Ruin Businesses by udomma1005(m): 11:46am On Sep 16, 2021
pocohantas:
You are trying so hard to be offensive and I have told you not to mistake me for your sister. I don’t have yahoo boys in my circle. Except he disguises, I can’t think of what we would be doing or discussing together.

Water and oil doesn’t mix…

If it is about the money, which I LOVE, yahoo boys do not even rival some legit hardworking men. What exactly do yahoo boys buy for their green-wig-wearing-gfs? iPhone, organic cream and small handbags. Is that what you want to use and razzle a 43yrs old woman like me in 2021? Guy, behave well abeg.
I can't help but like you, just this once ooooo grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Imade And Sophia Momodu Have Lunch In London After Shopping by udomma1005(m): 11:34am On Sep 16, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Annie Idibia and Chioma left the group chat...
Kai.. Kai.
. Kai
You will never ever make heaven grin grin
See finishing shocked

CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy And Her Dog In Tongue-To-Tongue Kissing (Pictures, Video) by udomma1005(m): 11:30am On Sep 16, 2021
Blogger, is it your health huh
Allow who nor Wan live to die in peace.
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Damaged My Expensive Electronic During Romance. by udomma1005(m): 11:27am On Sep 16, 2021
If I were you, I do call him probably over the weekend, in the morning when moods are not yet pensive, I would ask him, "Guy since the day I let u use my crib, I've been severely bittered noticing that my screen is faulty and waited this long yet you've not told me about it". If he denies, don't give him room to explain, tell him thanks I'll fix & lock up. Operate on good morning & hello, hi terms with him, no more prolonged pleasantries. Fix ur screen, if possible, if not, buy a new one so that you go get sense for another life. Since a bossom friend bashed my car that was barely a week with follow come paint, I don't give anything I will sob about.
CelebritiesRe: Doris Ogala Exposes Prince Kpokpogri: Blackmailing Is Your Job by udomma1005(m): 3:40pm On Sep 15, 2021
Emmexguy123:
Oga if you read all she mentioned above,,you will see where said """if he deny her claims,,she will post the evidence""

Now you can tell your man Kpokpogiri or whatever to come out deny her claims.
No need for denial, once you've been successfully fuc*d, there's no where to unfu*k!
About crying over spilled milk............ grin tongue

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