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Name caught my attention o,lol! Songh idem ayin eka\namesake. Post too lengthy,couldnt read through,mind summarising mbok?

Uduak2019:
Nairaland economists should come and interpret this voluminous, esoteric article/press release for us! The writer of this article intentionally made sure that ordinary Nigerians don't understand the new monetary policy

This one na acromegalic giant o.

chuuzaa:
Thanks Udysweet, I said I must meet that special someone this yr. funny enough, no msgs in my box

Amen to the prayer oo! Aaaawwn,cheer up ok? Soon the testimonies will overflow. Imo,its difficult sha to expect msgs like dat simply because ur male,females wld hav been different

Try this lady,she shd be able to give you more info@5tss. Not too long ago she helped unearth a fraudster who lied about been in dis biz yet he was a scammer(he has deactivated the acct tho)

Kamkamdd:
Oh tanx for d infomation pls.Can one really get a reliable person to do biz wit.

Happy bday in advance to you Chuks,llnp.
By now your inbox should be so full,lol! You have this messages pasted in like 30different places! Goodluck in ur search bro

chuuzaa:
I'm Chuks, 37, a computer engineer. I need a mature, working-class lady for a fruitful relationship. 0708 555 6362. May 24th!

@jennylove had issues last year with a certain lady and ddnt refund nor send d lady her items,it was a serios issue then and I think she's deactivated her acct that's why it appears as"nobody"(anybody who deactivates here reads"nobody" on the person's comments)u need to be extracareful though when doin business frm dis angle,d bad ones hav spoilt things foor the good ones. @Jhappy this applies to you too. I'm sure there are afew trusted ones you can still do biz with sha

Kamkamdd:
Pls sombdy shld put me thru,i'm sort of confused.Is dis jennylove d same person wit Nobody?I notice dat Nobody replies to any post refering to jennylove.And is dis jennylove still in dis biz?No offence meant pls.

Happy belated birthday @TJES and @anniezion
@missbronze thanks a lot hun,how have u been,hope good?

Hahahah! Yes o ,God is realy good. Yesterday went well jare,no time eve for myself. But I'm sure still going to get my bday cake o,don't mind tho it late. Hope you had fun too?

Trina0936:
Happy birthday to us. God is really good! How was your day?

Wow,oga o! Its well. This is AY's wife na,from those pics I just saw. Seen a couple of your threads,ddnt know you're TJakes,you posted smtn abt beads back then for those in gbagada right?

Choi,NL no dey dull for some kain responses,hahahaha! I love these questions sha,lol! But these na question for the gods o,who shall answer these?

omowolewa:
Just as Nigeri is about to take its tomtoe production serious. The big lesson is that,'Dangote' and other new plants should have their farms.

Now that this is know, please OP, wetin be the reason why rice dey expensive?

And fuel too o?

@Op if I swear giv u now nko?u wan colet garri from my mouth ni? This brief contract wey I jus get nw,u want mak dem remove me frm setting ni? Lol! I dey hide use fone browse NL(such an addiction,God help me)and I stumbled upon your thread. Me wey dey hide use d fone,now dem don knw say I dey browse. Why? because I burst out laughing(God knows I cldnt hold back)and there are candidates in my front waiting to go insid examiners office! See as one of dem jus look like"wats wrong wit dis one"
Bia,if dem report me giv oga,u go see me fr ya school,hahaha
Choi I cldnt hold dis mbok,esp were weavil eat beans so tay e transparent,and d one about rising like Lazarus. Hahahah,cnt Stop lafing.
Ok seriosly,its confirmed,almost all dis network are d same mbok,none is sincere. MTN 1.5gig went off within 10days,na only IG I dey go o,I hav my bb for oda internet stuff. How do dey bill sef?

I remember creating this thread exactly a year ago,wow 366days passed again so fast. Father am grateful for Your grace and mercy ,You're ever faithful. Thank You Lord adding another year to my age.
Happy birthday to mee

And so just like that,within the twinkle of an eye, The Lord has added a year unto me. Hmmm,what an awesoome God! Despite all I have done,He's deemed me worthy to witness anoda year . Many are gone but here I am Lord. You're great and Your mercies endureth forever. I have returned to say Abasi mmi sosongo(My God Thank You) for Your faithfulness upon my life and the many I share this date with on this forum.
Happy birthday to us!

Na wa o! So wch network can one now use. 1.5gig finished in 10days! Can instagram zap all dat in 10days? Cos dats all I mostly use. Facebook and whatsapp I hardly use on my android. Mosst of my internet stuff are done wit my BB(still d cheapest sub for now)
I ported from Glo to etisalat but realised their data is exxpensive and since I hardly do oda appsni jus subbed to the smartpak jare till am fully loaded.
Wish dey ddnt hav to be crooked:giviing us cheap data but scooping dem up back

But she's come out to disclaim it,that she doesn't even have a twitter account. Apparently someone ha been up to no good,using her pic for wicked intent. You can check out her IG page where she has a screenshot f this and a disclaimer.
IG handle:romangoddess2000

But she's come out to disclaim it,that she doesn't even have a twitter account. Apparently someone ha been up t no good,using her pic for wicked intent. You can check out her IG page where she has a screenshot f this and a disclaimer.
IG handle:romangoddess2000

Hey people,good evening!Happy Belated birthday to all those who have celebrated their birthdays till date and in advance to those who are about to,like me,yipee.
Am grateful to God for keeping us thus far.
Pls I jus need a chocolate cake,daz all,lol.

HardMirror:
Ok no more bashing

Hahahahaha,why the face? Oya sorry don't feel sad*hands him nasco wafers*

Hmmmm dat one na risky love,hhahahaha! One of two things:you hav succeeded in converting all of them in that family(a very impossible task)or they are whites (or blacks who at most lives abroad or have white people's orientation)daz all,lol! No wonder you call urself hardmirror,cos mirror breaks easily sometimes without even been touched but ur own different,abg wch type chemical dem use do am?so unflinching,lol! But abeg calm small,ur blood to dey hot,I see were u dey abuse some pple and dis our God wey u jus dey yab,d tin dey pain me o I no go lie. Oya promise me(by d way sebi u said I can dish a command and my servant will hear)don't yab anybody or abuse our God again mbok!lol
Business? This economic recession dey affect us too o,but we're hopeful something will turn soon in our favor.
Have a great day!

HardMirror:

Hello
And what if I am already in love with her?
Thanks for the prayers at least it shows you care. But I strongly doubt if I will ever go back. It just so absurd to put faith in something I know is fabricated. Hope your business is flourishing?

@op its well with you,when one has to sell of things jus to raise money. Sad! You can take it to Tejuosho if you stay in lagos. Those malla.ms usually buy it but dey weigh it 1st. I know used to be arnd 6000 per gram so the number of grams it weighs will be multiplied. But pls confirm the price hasnt gone low shd be higher now. They are usually in a plaza before u get to railway in yaba jus opposite tejuosho mrket,look for the ones insid d shop dnt do rooadside biz pls

Hmmm,easy man,don't end up falling in love with her o,lol! I remember you said smtn about never even wanting to marry someone from dis side of d divide(smtn abt the parents won't agree or so,I'm not So sure again)
Anyways popped in to see if a miracle has taken place,lol!(Of cos I'm still praying for all of u o,make una sha no eat me,lol)
*runs out of thread again without looking back*

HardMirror:
Ok point noted.
But won't keep me from challenging the norm and raising people's curiosity, that is all I want to achieve. In the end everyone decides.
There was a lovely lady that commented several times earlier. Love that lady. She read thru and posted my message was not for her we laughed about it and she left. She remains a christian (most likely). But for those giving silly analogies I will call a spade a spade.

Me I no sabi wrap moin moin for leaves o! Na to do craSh course for them dos women selling moin moin elewe,lol!

Wch company?you ddnt state it. Why not jus get there and do your best and leave the rest to God? That's all you need now,doubt you can get much or any now from anyone considering the fact the interview Is today. If I were you,I would do a bit of research on the company on google search.
All the best!

One million likes for you! Spot on! Daz all o,don't counter anytin,dey hav very intelligent argument with you such dat your mind begins to play tricks on you,lol! And thast how I stumbled on that my "friend's" thread upper week,abeg the same way I entered the thread na so I backtrack,before someone starts throwing questions at me that I don't even know how to answer mbok!pls I'd rather die knowing God and maybe find out he doesn't exist than die not knowing Him and finds out He exists!
Abeg make una pardon me,I'm just here to make.....erm post my mind,lol!(No abuses mbok, )

OLUJOSHINS:
my dear, They will still counter U ooooooo


Almost all atheist love arguing. This is mainly caused by the fact that they are still trying to convince themselves that God does not exist. This has been quite difficult for them due to the fact that every living & non living thing around them is a solid proof that God exist. So when they see these proofs, they start an intensive debate with their inner man & they don't stop till they find a mathematical/scientific fact to support their claim.



Don't argue with them when they start.


Just leave them with this clause: Jesus loves U.

God bless you for this! Now why I commented on this thread was becos I wanted to be sure maybe he'll give himself away,I had a feeling he might be evasive and that's why I said I live in surulere close to Tejuosho. I jus said am interestd jus to get his reaction.
But why,why scam people esp dos wit hard earned,I mean HARD earned money wch isn't enough sef and yet u wnt to fleece the person. I jus knew something wasn't right when he kept sayin I'm sending ur bales down. Oga gan oo.
My prayer is,no scammer will ever go unpunished,they will never go scot free! This one now will see a thief been beaten on the road,he'll join them and beat the thief,he might evn be the one to pour fuel on d person or strike a match,but yet he's the bigger thief!
Father Lord,pls especially on this NL,fish out every scammer(that's hw one went t steal sm1 female dp and a son saying they are his wife and Son,telling me he's in canada and wants to do 350beads at 5000 naira each,and yet he hasn't seen me! Requested for my account number and bcs I had dis feeling its a scam I gave an account number without a koobo in it. And the day he was supposed t pay in the mooney,rapture took place on my bbm list,lool! The guy had dissapeared,hahahah! I guess he ddnt see any money insid d acct na.)Infact on the last day,its the hottest part of hell dey wil burn. Am not claiming saint but pls I wnt scam you,maybe based on ur bargaining power,if I charge u high for a job,I might charge the next person a bit lower(all na to maximise profit)I rest my case!

5tss:
u don come here to scam people again abi.i dey talk to u NIXON AKIHIROME,CHINEDU,SUREBOSS,LADYSHARPSHARP,NOW OLATRIZ.the name goes on and on like that.
Nairalanders,pls dont fall for this guy and pay into his account o.hes not selling anything and doesnt have a physical address.Ok
lets do it this way,when he comes back to his thread which i doubt.Ask him the full address of his warehouse,realname and tell him u wuld like to meet with him one on one even if u have to pay and hear his response.
The guy is a bastard,he uses different moniker both male and female to dupe people of their hard earned money and disappear.
i just spoke to him now and told him i was the woman that posted under his thread asking of his real name and he quickly answered that hes mr ola.Igbo guy bearing Mr ola?and i told him hes chinedu not mr ola next thing he said was,haha who is speaking,whos this,what are u talking about,i no be chinedu o,am mr ola and he quickly cutt off the phone.
Guys pls dont pay money to his acct,he's a fraudster.he didnt get any attention on fashion section,that was why he came here.if u check his profile,u will see the day he registered.he's is a full time scammer and thats wat he does for a living.PLS BECAREFUL.
u can search for the name nixon akihorome or chinedu ventures on nairaland and see for urself.

@tescoleps,thanks alot

1. Remove ur bum bum from the road let me pass
2. Da(used here to refer t the man or better used in yoruba"ogbeni" or "ologbeni"Leave my bum bum o
I presume the male is jus trying to be naughty and teasing the lady.
Ok now you know the meaning,noo ask another one,lol!
Off you go sir with your answer!

biolad70:
@ Udysweet/If i know the meaning i wouldn't have come here to ask.I copy it from somewhere.Please i need to know the meaning.It's very important for me to know the meaning.Number 1 is from a male and number 2 is from a woman.

Pls can someone help me translate this words from Ibibio to english?


(1)Sio efod ke usong mbok yak mboiyo

(2)DA mbok yak efod mmi o

Thanks.

Am in lagos,surulere to be precise. Can I see them? Want to try my hands at this business but wld love to meet with you one on one ,der would be no need for you to deliver to me since am close to u. Pls get back to me ASAP

olaritz:
i am here at yaba...tejuosho shopping complex...

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Apologies for the silence. Will respond to ur email now.

Ibiyomee:
good morning, how are you doing?
Have been waiting for your reply since yesterday, check your inbox.
Take care

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This design,is one of the hardest I've ever done(trust me its painstaking and meticulous,all four steps dat made up dis design)
Am glad I attempted it though.
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Happy mother's day Eka,the best mum to ever live(even in death I continue to celebrate you).
Your sacrifices you made and the many lessons you taught us is helping me today thru life and I'm def gonna transfer dos to my kids.
Continue to RIP my mummy
Happy mother's day to all mothers out there and me too coz soon ,I mean soon ehn.......