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princemillla:
Kikikikikikikiki at the bold

Try Niger or togo am sure u ll make a perfect citizen there

Nah,I tink I'll try benin republic 1st. Letme goo and ask how much ds kabu kabu will carry me from mile2,lol!let's stat frm cotonou 1st,from der I go move again as me sef don turn nomad,dem kukuma say I resemble fulani before,mak I tak one of dem character. Before u knw now,I don "wander" enter USA,lol!
But seriolsy I'm praying for my country,those at d top might not feel anytin its those at the bottom that will bear dis pangs most

Hahahaha,this got me. Infact you cldnt hav said it any beta,lol! Abg u sabi any shortcut to use tak up residency for anoda country? Evn ghana for mak sense small before peson dey tink europe and or america. Gosh my heart falls each time I see tins happening and we're jus in d 1st lap,by the timme dey get to d last lap,I hope pple will still be alive in nigeria. Pls am not a supporter of any party o,but I honestly am not happy abt wats goin on now,its depressing. God pls come and help naija or jus come and end the world mbok!

princemillla:
Why is living in one's fatherland now more expensive than overseas.?

U pay tax
Pay 100 on atm every month
Pay 65 naira on atm in other banks
Pay 170 naira on every online transactions to other banks (105 and 55 naira)
Pay 50 naira bank stamp

Police go stop u for road u pay minimum 1k

Area boys go hail u, u pay 500.

Armed robbers go still come sweep the entire purse.

Maka why na

In as much as I hated to admit it,I knew this was going to happen. Gosh am so sad now,I never clicked on that thread twice after I saw the pics days ago and silently prayed God shd intervene. Dat was some serios burn and they would be loosing body fluids. Wish help was made available and on time not making them go thru all dos stress before been taken to the hospital. Once cld see dos guys ddnt want to die and dey were strong.
RIP poor souls,find rest in the bossom of our Lord. Gosh am so teary eyes now because of dis*blows nose*

Sexycleopatra:
lol wen a guy is fat, his waist region tends to take much of the length of the joystick insyd. Hence their tiny peepees... but Thr r some tall slime guys with small pricks too.. well the dick size issue is just unpredictable with male gender... I think some may be hereditary... like if d dad has an average joystick, his sons may hav average joysticks too. We'll I just duno. it's a mystery I can't really explain. Some fat guys also hav average pricks too.

Hmm I quite agree with this tho.
Anyways for me,a financially stable guy it is for me. And frm what I gathere from @Op its not like he can't hav sex,but he's inexperienced abi? We'll get books,movies and learn. There's always a way out. And if he dsnt last,we'll make google our friend and seacrh for things to do and or take to correct that,lol!

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Where and how can I get this oil and how much is it ? Mine is so bad dat as soon as am done washing,it still itches and I find flakes still even when hair has been scrubbed clean. My late mum had a bad case of dandruff too and she had hair,full head of hair I mean. So I dunno if its hereditary thing nd if it can be cured permanently

Tonkabelle:
My dear it does not have to be a disaster carrying your own hair for 8 weeks, the key is to moisturise and seal your hair everyday. Also you do not have to comb it everyday just finger comb like twice a week. Over combing the hair and not moisturizing properly will be the cause of your shedding/breakage. If you have itchy scalp I have a dandruff control/anti itch oil that will stop it. Please come back with your results I am sure everything will be fine. All the best.

That God said He has given us power to trample upon snakes,lions and scorpions,dsnt mean we shd tak for granted. Even tho I walk thru the valley of shadow of death,naim u say oya mak I go find one valley of shadow of death jus to try God,walai,that "thou art wit me part" ehn go disapia wit divine speed then it will dawn on u dat na "only u waka come"
Chai I don laff tea belle for here o,looool! When bobo eyes clear,e run 440,osondi owendi tins.

Dis man? Wen I saw back at O'Jez staddium wey only him waka come drink beer upstairs. Na until d pesn I went with pointed to him did I knw he was d one. Jus strolled in casually,ordered a bottle and sat by himself,before pple started to go and greet him one afta d other. Shd be arnd 2007 or 2008. Guy too dwon to earth,like someone who can hold his own dwn by himself. I like that abt him,been governor not dsnt changed him(by d way,seems was dat time he had issues abi no be so?cnt rememba jare)
I kinda lik his personality,no airs abt him. Like sm1 pointed out,dis man street credibility pass Olamide jare,dis na oga awon ti street,lol!

Both o

Ramanto:
IS SHE TALL OR GRACEFULLY ELEGANT?

Hahahaha,dis got me in stitches! Infact I feel better now after an agonising day,lol! Wetin oga lala do una? Una don jus label am based on these titles,choi!
Tnx for making me laff dis nite o

ClassCaptain:
frontpage on nairaland.. = snake, cow, tonto dikeh, five roasted in, cossy boobs, buhari says, thief caught in, advice me, my girlfriend is a girl, davido wears red..is it normal, olajumoke eats meatpie ..see how she eats it


congratulations op for eating the snake..

but if a snake eats a rat infected with lassa fever .. and a human eats the snake that eat the rat that has the lassa fever..will the snake eater contact lassa fever ??

All I can say is may God bless your kind soul and reward you bountifully for this act. Also the other man who joined you.

Carrying my hair for 8weeks will be a disaster,lol! After d 1st few weeks afta retouching,I cnt risk combing and packing my natural hair cos its sheds off at an alarming rate. I've gone thru a few threads and seen stuff on hair breakage,dandruff and itchy scalp(wch is my biggest prob) trust me I've used everytin I can tink,yets same issues.
I just got Braggs apple cidar vinegar(read abt its use smwer in dis section) and caribean black castor oil(cldnt find d jamaican one I read smwer also in dis section)and I've decided on goin on weaving for lik 8weeks while applying all these(including wat u also sugested) on my natural hair. Am not gonna fix or braid. Wil shop for one or two wigs jus incas I need to go out,lol!
I will com bak wit my own results,so helpme God

Good evening all. Stumbled upon this thread and I'm following immediately,lol! A lot of very good ideas here I must say and am considering some,tho I don't hav the capital @op is considering but u never can tell,smtn might appen soon and I might be needing to go into smtn else aside my beads(wch isn't doin too well now tho)its good to always hav multiple streams of income as the yoruba addage goes "ona kan ko wo oja"(pls yorubas helpme do a direct translation mbok,lol)only problem I've had is fear!if I can conquer that then am good to go!
But I sure will follow this thread for tips and updates and be sure to go for one when d fund shows(am optimistic smtn will be coming my way soon)
Thanks guys!

Even if he did,doesn't warrant them to rape her. Rape is bad and must be stamped out! What stops dem from getting their own babes?They should be castrated

Pineapp:
What's giving me the feel that her boyfriend must have boasted of how sweet she is in bed

Lol! Very true. Almost all creams have smtn "white" attached to it or "light" or even"fair" as u mentioned. But that is not to say there are no naturally light skinned people who also want to maintain the complexion as well as dark skinned too.

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udysweet:
Good morning lovelies,hope our night went well? Thanks to those who called in to make enquiries and to commend my page,am grateful. Hope t hear more froom you and others.
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@torqque7,did ur acct by chance,got hacked? I doubt you're the one behind this moniker typing these,I seriosly doubt. And if you're the one,mbok sheat your sword I beg you,this is too much! @ladycomfort pls ma edakun,issokay. Make una no fight again o,dis curse too much,make God no tak am serios. I followed and maybe commented on this thread a while ago,and dats why am here and seeing this. Stop the e-fights. Happy sunday everyone.

Haahaha! Edikang ikong you mean?u go pay me? Honestly I've never been a fan of that soup. I find it difficult to use my money,go to d market and buy items for d soup. Dis our soup can be expensive jare,lol!

MPEROR:
with nkoko and snails with dry fish and stockfish that will make my sunday

Infact I was gonna reply by typing out the banks name but saw ur own reply. Had a friend and former coursemante who worked der,she was forced to resign due to the stress. They evn lost a colleague who was crushed by a bus oon his way to work jus because he was rushing to beat time. Dey dnt keep to their hours of shift and hav an oga der by d name Mr H...Y who makes life difficult for them right frm the interview session. I doubt I want to work in a bank anymore sef. Work can go on smoothly but soom ogas wldw want to mak life unecesarily difficult. Op its well wit u o

ednut1:
d bank with a contact center in ilupeju. is s*****c.. bros endure till sumtin beta comes up.contract staffs are treated with disdain and it needs to be scrapped. the banks can afford to pay full salary for every staff but the greedy Gm and AGM know it will affect their bonus which is normally btw 20-50m. instead of converting d contract staff after lik 2-3 years d banks wud employee a fresh grad to head these contract staffs who hv dedicated their time nd life to d bank. man is indeed wicked

thanks!

millhouse:
Nice

Wrd skinny heavy o,lol! How abt using "slim" cos dats how I'll describe myself,hahaha! Mak I giv myself hope small mbok! Anyways der are times I always wanna wish to be fat and I told one of my big aunts who taught smtn,she almost cursed me,lol! She's big and wit big tummy. Then she asked me two tins:can I wear a legging,I said yes. Can I wear a short knicker or bum shorts? I said yes. She said I shd shut up and not cmplain I want to be fat because she's longed to wear such but she can't bcs of her weight. Then she finished up by saying shebi I can carry my body and move fast,lik maybe when am running to board a bus? I said yes. She said dats all. Hahahaha! I jus kept mute and never brought up the issue again. But I really wld jus love to be well rounded in the right places*winks*cos somestimes I wld wanna sew,buy and wear some clothes but my frame can't carry it odawise am grateful to God for creating me the way He did,I cnt be ungrateful o.

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@kingrex @misskiffy @esosa993 abg mak una leav Toks o,na no retreat no surrender person. He go face u squarely ,so u guys jus free him odawise una go tire. Sebi u saw were he said I smoke oshogbo weed,coming frm a born again(my chats and calls to and wit him,he dsnt deny dat)and so I wnder were d thot of weed smoking showed up?
Na my paddy but na stubborn one(God pls dnt let him place a curse on me dis time,lmao!)
I had sm1 of ur nature,we served togeda during NYSC. He was my "brother" owing to d fact we were from d same state and were jus abt the only two frm der posted to our PPA. This guy ehn,infact na character. Every week,u find him posting an article on d notice board in d corpers lodge wit so many big grammars and we'll be needing a dictionary to break it dwon,lol. During CDS,he'll poke holes in anythin and everytin d CLO(wh doubled as d president) or oda excos says. Sometimes I'll jus go and pull his mouth(I was d only one who had dat power,lol and I wish I can hold Toks lips now and pull it somuch he'll wince in pain,lol! Anyways he owes me dat wen I eventually will meet him in person)jus so he cld shut up and not stress us during ur cds meetings.
Now they eventually handed him a post afta d oda excos left,so let's see weda he'll still be finding fault. Before the former president left,he gav us one advice:Uwem(dats his name) may still continue wit his stress and big grammer(Toks d guy grammer pass ur own I swear,lool!),you pple dnt argue with him. Jus one word for him:Noted! So when uwem comes up wit any big talks,arguments,questions,we jus say "noted" hahahahaha! Was a very funny scenario o,till we passed out,our response to him was"noted. So guys,pls jus note wat Toks say,don't dare counter him else u will be worn out.
That been said,Toks,in some other thread we both follow,u demanded an apology for a wrong been done to u and threatend not to show up there again until d person apologised(u cnt forget o)oya in my case,apologise to me now before I change my mind now now. I no joke o,na seun I go report you to. Becos u knw say I no evn near cigar let alone weed and u say I smoke oshogbo weed. Na favor I ask u for my comment and I still stand by it,so tellme weda u go grant my favr or not. *patiently waiting my apology letter*

Hahaha! No be and you dey go smoke am? Sebi you don graduate to Kwale type naim make u say make I reduce this one and come join you. E serios sir!
Na wetin me feel I been write and it was jus a plea,cos I sense smtn in dis ur reply sha but anyways u cld hav jus ignored and go oon rather than dis ur reply,na born again I knw u as,dnt banter words too much esp in my case were I only requested for a favor. Nothing concern oshogbo weed or kwale weed here. I hvnt said wether I supported or opposed ur motion I only jus said ,let's see som oda side of u ni sir. Hav a good weekend sir

Toks2008:
I don tell you to reduce this oshogbo weed but you wont hear...now see what its doing to you..ok o..continue.

Hahaha! To do pure water biz for auchi will be very capital intensive:no water in that ground. We used to run out of classes then when it rained,to go and fetch water or buy stream water frm dos tankers. And later when I went bak for HND,one man had managed to sink a bore holes after a few years drillings(so I was told)smwer in sabo. You need to see queues,chai! Am sure he made his mony before competition entered cos odas began too. Imagine if dey dddnt hav,dis rate of pure water now wld hav been 30naira.
As for palm oil,lol! Nawa o,dem dey import palm oil now? Thank God I brougt small frm my trip to my village(I got at a little less than 200 per bottle,gallon was 1100)lo and behold I got to lagos,it had turned 300!
God pls help my dear country o. Its becoming quite worrisome. Infact I'll jus go to ghana and claim citizen abi cameroun sef,lol

trulords:
I don't blame pure water people o, I have once consider d business before but I had a change of heart.. why will I venture into a business which 5 naira nah d price of pure water for donkey years .. the painful one nah dis Palm oil and yam sellers... Tell Me petrol don rise up ni . one old woman for auchi area wey I won buy Palm oil from dey tell me say dollar cost nah why are oil dey expensive

Oga Tokunbo,you're my friend and a very good one at that.
One request from me,from the depth of my heart:Rest from relationship,marriage and religion issues. How about teaching us a lot about business,motivational talks,something devoid of women,God,boys girls and all. Share a bit more of how one can learn entrepreneural skills and how t succedd in this economy(I for one have learnt a bit of these from you offlinne)
I'm suppose to reach out to you,out of NL and yab u a bit like I always do and ask for this request but am making it known on the forum.
By the way,oga lalastica are u by anyway related to Toks2008. You shd know why I'm asking
Tokunbo,singhe idem kpong mkpo iko iban ndion mbok(mods before ur anti spam bot bans me,I simply wrote"Tokunbo pls hands off women matters pls)hahahahahaha
! Toks2008 take this is a desperate plea from ur "paddy" ejo sir*winks*

From Glory to Glory,that's my new name and where I am going(infact that's where I am already)
I am an LFC member too,Aguda Surulere branch.
Worship with us this sunday at faith tabernacle,canaanland ota ,at any of our power packed 5 service as you are handed d keys to financial fortune. I won't miss it,and you too!

Came across this ACV at tradefair in one of those big cosmetics shops there. Dddnt hav enof on me afta buying oda things but I definitely wld go back and buy(praying the price dsnt differ,lol)
Its good for dandruff and itchy scalp right? Cos dos 2 are my worst nightmares

toyosimi:
ACV is Apple cider vinegar. Note: it's better to get acv with mother in it,inside d liquid are some settled particles(I.e mother) it's best and can be found in any big supermarket where der r foreign products

Nawa o,tins sha dey happen. My former boss' shop on the island was sealed due to smtn like dis. He imports Lena products,among wch was baked beans. One of his boys whom had served and was on his own was suplied dis products,he went on to change d label to Laser products jus to sell off faster. Dis tins do hapn a lot:get a cheaper prooduct,pass it off as a popular brand.
@op it might not be fake r expired ,jus soom unpopular brand. And by d way Bama usually has dos screw on plastic cap wit bama inscribed on it(frm d ones I buy o,I might be wrng sha,lol)