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Hmmm,happy birthday dear sis. God bless your new age,more grace each day for you. But you lie! That cake I gotta have it cos I've been craving one badly and because two,today is my unofficial bday,lol(its actually the date on my birth certifcate cos my late mum needed to put that for some reasons wch had to do wit maternity leave taken and all)my real bday is May 18th(both are same year o,mak pple no think say I falsify age to get job,lol)y
So now you knw we share same day*winks* so send the cake ASAP mbok
Have a happy celebration dearie,better and greater things to come for you

debbie:
Ok,Good morning all...TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

Join me to celebrate Gods goodness and blessings upon my family.

All i ask for is your prayers..
Cheers.

NOTE-NO CAKE OOO,FOR THOSE THAT WILL START ASKING ME

I vote Mimzy

Cc : NLJega

Lord have mercy! Why why why?! What's is happening? Father please have mercy on us and forgive us our sins. Dis is saddening! May their poor soul RIP

Just spoke wit you. Will confirm frm d person and get back to you on the fridge

Hahahaha. Mum is the word

TSOM:
Now you know.

Over to the 'other side' .

I don't know this moniker that tagged me. Who are the rest contestants and how is voting done? Not really follwed this miss Nairaland thingy thoo. E song idem o ndito ete ye ndito eka

TSOM:
UDYSWEET , Jesusboiy, Komzyb, Anonimi, RozayX5, Sweetlemon, FirstKing01, ProphetUdeme, Annangboy , ndito eka, ini ado adi kem. Fik ubok nno Mimzy.

Hahaha,abeg me I no get TV sef for my hoouse talkless of say I know wetin u mention,na my neighbor house I dey g watch feem,lol!
I mostly buy their movies jare when I don't hav strength for GOTV sub jo but trust me I'm mostly on yoruba movies,and that's if my wonderful kid sis dsnt hav it on permanent Telemundo,hahahaha! I hate that Telemund thing jare

engrhorla:
I can bet you are a fan of AM channel 157

We're alreaady paying it na. Bread moved from 220 dis year to 250,and jus dis monday moved up again to 300 naira. Give us this ,Lord,our daily bread o. Bread shall not be taken away from our mouth in Jesus name,Amen. If I hear say I no eat my favourite Queensmeal,lol

Hahahahahah@their girls are usually short and possess bulgy stomach (ago beer) ,God pass you jare! Anyways am an exception. We still have naturally light skinned beautiful and tall ladies,not all short and bulging tummies joo,lol!
Happy sunday all

Ezegozie:
My sister, I can't just come to nairaland and lie against your state.

I served in Ibesikpo Asutan LGA.

If you see somebody who is naturally fair, you will know.

Most of Akwaibom people (including their men) not bleach their skin.

God knows I am just saying what I saw.

Another thing I observed is that their girls are usually short and possess bulgy stomach (ago beer)

I know him,usually acts more of comic characters. May his soul RIP

49,900 at 3cHub in computer village(as at when I went yesterday)

Ezeego1:
How much please?

Nawa o,see as una jus dey insult my beloved state,lol! I doubt that's true,was der dis year (uyo thoo and dat na d main place sef) I ddnt come accros bleached ladies. Mind you pple frm my side are naturally ffair too so don't mistaken a light skinned lady for a bleached one. I am for toning ur skin to make it even and all but not bleach away your epidermis abi na dermis dem dey call am. Saw one yday here in lagos,her feetgave her away. Like dey scrapped and scrapped but cldnt get past below the ankle so dat area and all around it was smtn else jus like the pic below

Ezegozie:
Bros I served in Akwaibom state and I hereby confirm what you just said.

Even some of secondary school girls dey breach in Akwaibom state.

At a point, I started asking myself the kind of place I was

hmmmmm eleyi gidi gan o,lol!
Honestly don't knw wat to say to this now. Seems like there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Anyways good luck to them,all man to his own.

Yeah,you have a point tho. I just felt with all the hypes he got and all,that's smtn posit of it. By the way,why wld sm1 prefer his current job to smtn else if that smtn else wld pay him more than what's he's doing now? How many pple pay windscreen cleaners dis days? And if dey do,its a paltry sum. You need to see how some drivers shoosh dem away wen dey appear wit their bothers and brush,lol!
Goodluck to him(notice I ddnt write "God help him"? I have my reason )

neocortex:
He is an adult and can decide what he wants for himself.
I believe he prefers his current street job to anything else.

Let's hope this new move will reveal more about what really happend(if indeed anything happend In the 1st place) or if it will bring his case again to the attention of relevant authorities. Abg the guy needs more help than dis windscreen cleaning thing o(heck ,don't we all need help? Evn me wey dey talk sef need am badly,hahahaha)
Its well with him

obitee69:
@udy I tire sef

This hair thing I've discovered it also have to do with our genes. If you're someone who doesn't really have hair,using som prooducts may not really give you tha result wit sm1 who has hair but got damage by certain hair styles. I use thi black castor oil tho mine's called Carribean black castor oil(the day I went shopping for it,I cldnt find the jamaican and so dey gav me dis)my edges are ok. Major prblem is jus dandruff and itchy scalp ,am using apple cider vinegar for now tho to rinse my hair afta wash. I believe wit time it shd be totally eradicated

But he's apppeared on a few shows,evn graced the covers of one magazine recently? Pls dey shdnt let dis guy go bak to his old ways,because that OUCH guy said smtn abt offering him a job. He may not necesarily be a fashion consultant even thos he's dapper abi how dem call am,lol! He can be emplyed in anoda dept while been groomed.
Nawa o,afta all d hype dey want this guy to slip back into the shadows of the unknown? SMH

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So guys welcome me to the fold as I just got mine yday,yipee! Lol! Anyway 1st time I'd be counting my hard earned money(maybe with som inputs sha,winks)to go buy an android phone and an MTK device for dat mata(two I'd used previosly were given to me)so u can imagine how strange it felt. I'm still understanding d fone tho,I like its slime look and it feels very light and big 5.5"(my samsung grand wasn't dis big at 5"
Letme keep experimenting,I praying I never hav any issues o but shd it come up,d gurus in d house will help I trust?
By the way got it for 45,500 at FINET communication insid computer village and the Gionee staff who took us der gave me a water bottle.

Its good they are coming back. I got some yday at mushin market in lagos,dos big ones for 450 cos d lady gav me 50naira discount. But seem pepper is becoming more expensive also,tot it was only tomatoe it was affecting? B4 month end I pray it crashes totall because I'm so goin to eat all d fresh stew I've missed all dis days. I mean I won't evn add tin tomatoes ,I'll make stew wit so much tomatoes I won't need d tin because I've eaten too much tinned tomatoes stew for a long time,lol!

Ok so I bught this 2days ago at tradefair as I promised,for 850naira.
Name of shop is C.C Ferdinand at Abia gate(for those who know their way around there)

bastien:
Don't forget to tell your boy the price of it, I pray u buy the original one

Don't worry sir,am fine. Someone is going with me. By the way,seems you live outside lagos,I live in lagos and very close to computer village,I can walk into any of the authorised sellers.

oscillation55:
That's if you don't believe what you saw online or your yet to believe there's an original one in the market and you could get it from me. Moreover there's warranty to cover your back and I do take it seriously when phone starts acting.

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Nice one here! I sincerely hope this is legit? And its really not a one man show were you call all the shots? I'm talking from experience on this forum were the lady opend the thread went on to create a whatsapp group and wanted to Lord over everyne save for a few of her subjects. Ddnt take long for the whole thing to disintegrate because her intentions weren't sincerely true(I have all my facts till date). So don't open this page solely for your own personal gain(I havnt evn asked if you're male or female and I pray its not the same person who has come to do dis again ,lol)when you want to carry people along,let it be everybody please,we all are equal before God and evn ourselves,no ego nothing.
Will send an invite soon to the bbm pin.
Good luck to every one genuinely searching!
Have a good day sir\ma

Pls don't just bother yourself except of cos if your house is next to them and you have enought time on ur hands. Its GNLD. As for the other post about receptionist interview poste here,seems its genuine. The lady dat posted might wanna try her luck

Rukayat08:
how abt giving it a trial?
btw did u apply for any post cos i sent my cv yesterday.
dis is my no lets talk incase u're interested 08058071170.

Lol! I would prefer to use my two legs and go to where I'll buy it o considering I've never used my money to buy an android fone before so fear sef dey catch me ,lol! I want to look at It very well,and mak up my mind before parting wit my hard earned mony o in dis wonderful economic times

oscillation55:
Wouldn't you rather contact me let's deal?

M5+ plus ke?that fone I saw 78k as its price tag yday at 3Chub when I went to ikeja to get charger for my fone? @op says 50k below o. I'm also considering getting a new phone and I had camon c8 in mind and then I started reading threads upon threads and I became utterly confused,hahahaha! I even saw the camon c9 flag almost everywere in computer village as if it has been luanched. Right now I think I want to go for the Gionee range and its the m5 mini dat fell within what I budgeted but afta reading thru the flyers I wa given,I wld love to buy d S plus(47k) its jus to save up more. The phone is nice and the specs I read too got me interested

lewispius:
Go for Gionee M5 or M5+

Mbok ubok Abasi what's killing our coaches o? Haba dis is too sudden,coming on the heels of Keshi's death?
May his soul Rest in perfect peace. This coincidence is too much abeg. Our sports ministry needs prayers niyen ke,may God help dem o,the rest had better go take care of their health

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