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I tell you! Flimsy excuses! Bread sold for 220 now 250!from 80naira to 150!As for d water,me I'll stat boiling borehole and storing in d fridge,I cnt shout debbie: |
Wow! Isn't God great?! Thank God for this unmeritted favour upon your life,I tap into the annointing too for my loved ones and declare your testimony shall be permanent in Jesus name,Amen! But some coys can be funny sha,u knew sm1 was dis important to u yet u cldnt staff d pesn. Making pesn work like and elephant and earn like an ant. Now see how they lost! Talk about not knowing the value of what you haave until you lose it. @Op go on prosper o jare,the road has been declared open for u,na highway to success u dey,cruise with divine speed! Lol! |
Sleeping naked afta bath is the sure way to go.I'm typing this insid darkness(cos nepa na flashing tins dem dey:1min light 1hr offing,lol!)And with no clothes on! Wish the rrains will come. The water I jus showered wit now sef no get"chill" the thing jus warm as if we dey fight,lol |
babasolo:Simi"Jamb question remixl ft Falz |
Wow! Thanks @mods. Ban lifted,phews! @macklef u see wetin u wan cause me? Infact na now I wan take ur matter go senate make dem deliberate,hahaha! And innocent reply to ur comment was taken for smtn else and earned me a ban. Thank God for d mods I mailed explaining the ibibio language I wrote,and voila,its lifted. Lol. @fuckerholic,nice one |
Ewooooo!!!!!!! What is this world turning into,my father? This is horrific! What could have possessed him to that extent? See that woman hand insid plate! Must have been eating! Omg! May their soul RIP |
;DAme annam eti eti,songh idem o macklef: |
What is "set p" macklef: |
Back to base monlawal: |
Lol! Pele no vex macklef: |
klassic: |
Do I have any per se? Ok I've drunk garri and banana wit groundnut,then I hav a new fetish:cake and milk,lol! Then back in school,room mate used to drink garri and pineapple(yellow garri o) And of recent,jus few days ago,saw my aunt eating rice and pawpaw cut into it |
Hahaha! Why must ur mind be strong? Sure say u need am? Abg jus be urself jo,dis half caste,lool! macklef: |
Thanks jare,trip is fine. AKS to Lasgidi naughtynaughty: |
As in ehn! Odikwa serios,lol! I thank God dey keep me entertained sha,mak person no come fustrate wit how our ecoonomy dey go jare. Been a while I've been on SDK' blog. Was a huge fan of her writeup in encomium mag. Bought that magazine for 3 years steady every tue jus to read "gist cafe" dat woman no get chill,she dey give u as e dey hot so,lol! By the way,LIB abg u fit sell dat bag,giv me d mony mak I use begin import the"OK" version enter naija as a way of business? Abg dis year no dulling o,man gast hammer anyhow anyhow jo,lol Lasveg |
Don't I jus love nairaland? Comments ik these are what makes my day. Infact dis one is helpin to mak dis my trip a less boring one,passenger beside me be looking at me like"wat wrong wit her and why she giggling" naughtynaughty: |
Haahahahaha! Clown! So na NTA u see only? Choi dat station haf suffer amongst of una hand,lol! But cld be d photographer zoomed in on the creature. Princeparix: |
Happy bday oga lala,God bless your new age and increase you on every side. May you continue t make all ur topics FP materials,lol! By d way,pls cake dey?I go like chop one large chunk out of it,the craving is crazy,lol! Maybe oga @seun can arrange one on behalf f NL,abi oga seun? Enjoy your day bro |
Thank God say na sunday. If its week days wit dos crazy vehicles and brake failures,he won't try it,lol |
macklef:Hahaha! Na by like dat? Una men strong o,na only God fit touch una to stay evn wit all the cooking,bedmatics,good nature and all. Evn if person put"kop nno mi" e no go work. I dot evn want any man to run afta me based on food o,make the loved come frm deep within,d culinary skills will be lik added advantage |
Neduzze5:Noooooo! Chai o,dat persn doo you strong thing sha! I hate editan with a passion,too bitter,then atama own,d sweetness leaves me feeling nauseous,lol! Chai I feel for u,pele. So u live in uyo too?nice. I came visiting,but am running back to lagos 2moro,lool |
See the way peoplle be booking space,o! What do they cal them sef?someone helpme. Yes I hav been scammed before,funny! Years back(say 2001 or 2002)there was dis pharmacy I worked before I gained admission,smwer in Surulere. One fine morning,one guy jus came in saying his wife jus put to bed(there was a mother and child govt clinic nearby)so he needed items. Na so d guy begin point al the pointables:gripe water,nospamin drops,abidec drops,ampiclox syrup,glucose,cotton wool,spirit etc. Na so ur table full o(we were two but God knows were dat silly guy went to dat day,leaving me alone,lol)and I was becoommin happy I had made sales. We had dis demarcation in the shop then were we keep dos big medications and controlled drugs,so I went behind to get d ampiclox leaving d guy at d table . By the time I came back the guy said ,pls giv me wrapping paper lemme wrap all these items and I gave him,he jus spread the thing over the table o. Then said again,pls I want to giv my broda mony,helpme change dis 100 into two,I gullibly obliged him. Small time he said he's coming I shd wait that he wants to see off his broda(truly der was a guy outside d shop). And then e never came back. Shrtly afta my colig came back o and I began gsting him when he saw d table full,dat I suspect those guys(not knowing d deed has been done) By the time I opened the drawer for money(d same drawer I opened to change mony for him)it was EMPTY! As in I froze,looool! Then wait for it:a pack of ampiclox capsules(5 satchets) and abidec drop were missing (and one other item I cnt remember) In all these my salary was 2500 o,lol. The debt I incured was over 3k,lol! My oga no hear o. As in ehn I paid. And then thoss 1diots came back ,their modus operandi is to confuse u and in that confusion they strike. Omo nothing for una dis time. I shunned one big time,d odas coded and left stylishly,lol Omo I don "done" now dey can't scam me again jo(God no go gree dem) So der you go,my scam story,lol. One last word:check my signature for all your beaded jewelry*kisses* |
Thanks ma,am grateful for the kind words. Concerning the dispay stand,u can contact me via whatsapp and bbm on the numbers in my signature or if uav a means to reach you so we can discuss further and extensively tenderlyme: |
ross555:Thanks ma'am,hope you will patronise us soon? |
macklef:Dis ur kwenshion confuse me o,mind explaining more befre I can answer ejo sir?o |
macklef:Dis ur kwenshion confuse me o,mind explaining more before I can answer ejo sir?lol |
richyblink1:OK o. ![]() |
macklef:soon ok?ooya smile |
monlawal:Nfana ibagha |
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