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PastorFire:
Your dp..Are you about to commit suicide or what? Is that a gun in hand? Pointed right above you?

Is that meant to be a joke or what? Suicide is a heavy word and I don't play wit such words. Now pls look for smwer else to play expensive jokes on,am not game. Have a good day!

You want her curvy,busty,sexy infact she must keep turning u on anytime u set eyes oon her. She must also be strong chritisan and hav her own money bcs ur too stingy to spend ur own money on her. And you come here to say women are been picky and setting high standards when you as a man has set standards way higher than that of a woman. And if any woman longs for comfort even from a man wch isn't uncommon,you say she is greedy. I've never been rude here on NL before but in Francis Odega's voice"gherarahia mehn"
God bless u @op jare. Me I crave comfrt and the good things of life and it dsnt hav to be by force the man has to give me but if I'm a wife,isn't it a man's duty to see to me as his responsibilty and then anytin I bring as a support is secondary? Not all dis"morn food mony" or "aftanoon food mony"
A lot of factors are responsible for why women are single,some way beyond their power as it also applied to the male folks. Not because of standards.
Abg I'm talking too much jare,lol!
Una good afternoon o from the other side

Gdmorn my ogas. Pls I nid help wit my curve 7. Got a replacement in Dec when I had mine stolen. By january I'd mistakenly soaked it along wit my clothes inside soapy water(I jus ddnt knw hw I cld be dat careless)it ddnt come on so I took to a repairer who had it fixed but keypads started malfunctioning and I took it back. Was told I had to replace keypads or sometin else(so d man claimed o)
Came bak home, Space bar wasn't workin,some alphabets too, took it bak,spent hours and was tld its fixed. Now I've jus been managing it lik dat wen I noticed it was d trackpad issue,it can roll but I cnt click it to open things,I've always been using the shortcut button,wch dsnt work for everytin.
Pls I dnt wnt to go bak to him again cos am tired of him delaying me only to go bak,so I want who can helpme fix it. Sometimes I hav to press d trackpad so hard severally for me to open somtn on my fone,sometimes it works and dsnt. I dnt want to be using shortcut again,I need sm1 reliable who caan fix it for me(shd be a minor thing)
Secondly my phone is always freezing,as in it can be at a spot fr a long time before responding. Dnt hav any apps in d fone aside d regular ones that's loaded on it)smtimes it pops up error msgs sayin delete some app eg whatsapp,bbworld etc,I can't delete dos na. So wat cld be takin up space and makin it hang?
Pls help o , God bless

If I were you I would return it. Now since you have bought from the person means you might likely go again. So keep it til whenever you go again. And if peradventure you load it before then it's just to simply pay the person next time you go. Theres something called conscience, don't let it price you

Coincidentally I tweeted at dem yesterdy wen I saw dis deductions.its so annoying!firstbank will never giv u interest or anytin but dey keep deducting ,evn their miserable peanut interest on FD dey still take tax! Jus seriosly thinking of closing dwn d account cos its not worth it but again knowing wch bank is worth it s it won't be a case of from frying pan to fire,lol!

Nsido? Lol! Shd I deny wat I am. Legs,hand,head,side,I got 'em but not dos crazy types. I'm not the bottle skin type jo,lol!

neoapocalypse:

But hairy pple deserve love and to be married too don't you think so?
I'm a bit on the hairy side,not dis type tho. Maybe a few strnds on my chin wch I pull out wit tweezers every now and then,lol.

Aaaaww at last! Thread hits front page. Don't have the movie again since lappy got spoilt. Will find way to get it again.
By the y'all need to go watch the yoruba version AkA Ajani Adio Alabi,its hilarious!(Subtitled tho for those who dsnt understand yoruba)

Bros abeg na,lol! Was actually eating while reading,holding onto a piece of tinko meat. I've eaten it mbok befor I stat havin ideas based on the pics above nd wat u jus wrote.
* I cover dis meat I jus ate wit the blood of Jesus before I stat thinkin its dried....*

datalossvictim1:
Brah, na to buy cow and ram from scratch o. Dem say human meat dey taste like beef

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Gas cooker is beta,save u time,its cleaner cos no smoke and black pot. You can get those camp gas type if ur starting small(that's wat I started with,the 5kg)or beta still if uav sm change to spare,go for the two burner gas stove like thermocol or so wit glass top cos it dsnt rust and u can clean up any dropings easily. Then get a 12.5kg cylinder. These shd set u back by a few sum esp wit all these wnderful price increase,lol. And if ur very boxed up then u can go for the complete one:oven,hot plate etal
But my dear,kip a stove handly shd ur gas finish on dos days wen ur very rich and or depots dnt open(trust me I've been der before it wasn't palatable,lol!)

You guys sound as if someone jus deliberately went to bring dis stretchmarks upon herself. Shei dis is on the bum and its hidden save for wen ur naked and before ur man,will he see dem. Wat of ds very wide ones on the arms,legs armpits and more visible places,dos ones shd go and commit suicide abi?
You guys spare us mbok,in as much as am not happy it sprung up n the same place dis lady has hers,I cnt help but live wit it and still try some tins jus to fade them out. Mbok its not a death sentence ,to those of u wit the funny exclamations. Tellme wen ur hard and ready to go dwn and u see dis,u will close shop abi? I hear !
I never had and never will hav issues wit sm1 complaining abt them. Na cloth dey cover body,pple get worse tins and be makin mouth

For real? Everyone wh started this thread including the Op abandoned her thread? Kilode? Funny enough I was chatting with a friend today and our talk covered a lot of topics and I rememberd this thread and decided to dig it out.
Happy sundays by the way,thot I shd revive this a bit and know what's up with us.
@magneto,u abandoned ur sweery. @missbronze,get in here gurl. @babailaje44 eku ojo meta sir,kilo n sele o? Dish out smtn nice and melodius na,lol!
And yes how can I forget my @nouvelle(I ddnt forget per se because I do read ur diary sessions as usual,winks)
Gosh I've forgotn so many names,cnt reel out a lot now jare.
Ok Op,back to you,go get your pankere u used for those ur"children"inside the group and come wipe some sense into the posters in this group. How dare you watch dem take over ur thread jus like that. Do what Jesus did to those pple who turned his fathers house to a market place. Looool!
I believe ur group phase two is goin strong?abi we don enta phase three sef wit this many good news we heard from the phase one u talked abt wit so much relish.
Abg mak una no go too far na,every once a while mak una kip dis thread goin startin frm u @Op,especially.
Erm let's see if I can rememba some more name,@melsan,vivaciousvivi(who lost som1 then right),fourfunmi
@toks2008,I no been wan mention ur name o because I come begin fear u and ur replies but one gast giv honor to whom honor is due(God dnt let him abuse me on dis ,lol)
Klasik7 and the rest.
U guys take care,happy sunday once again.
The newer pple who been keepin this thread,una welldone o. Nice to meet y'all.
Plenty hugs for y'all

For real? Everyone wh started this thread including the Op abandoned her thread? Kilode? Funny enough I was chatting with a friend today and our talk covered a lot of topics and I rememberd this thread and decided to dig it out.
Happy sundays by the way,thot I shd revive this a bit and know what's up with us.
@magneto,u abandoned ur sweery. @missbronze,get in here gurl. @babailaje44 eku ojo meta sir,kilo n sele o? Dish out smtn nice and melodius na,lol!
And yes how can I forget my @nouvelle(I ddnt forget per se because I do read ur diary sessions as usual,winks)
Gosh I've forgotn so many names,cnt reel out a lot now jare.
Ok Op,back to you,go get your pankere u used for those ur"children"inside the group and come wipe some sense into the posters in this group. How dare you watch dem take over ur thread jus like that. Do what Jesus did to those pple who turned his fathers house to a market place. Looool!
I believe ur group phase two is goin strong?abi we don enta phase three sef wit this many good news we heard from the phase one u talked abt wit so much relish.
Abg mak una no go too far na,every once a while mak una kip dis thread goin startin frm u @Op,especially.
Erm let's see if I can rememba some more name,@melsan,vivaciousvivi(who lost som1 then right),fourfunmi
@toks2008,I no been wan mention ur name o because I come begin fear u and ur replies but one gast giv honor to whom honor is due(God dnt let him abuse me on dis ,lol)
Klasik7 and the rest.
U guys take care,happy sunday once again

Omg,dis is sad! So it eventually claimed her? RIP dear,and may God grant her family the fortitude to bead this huge irreparable loss. I read her story some time ago and was awed by her strength.
Sleep on Debbie,cancer shall not be our lot anymore. Its a devourer,trust me I watched it do damage to my mum but cld only pray. Cldnt help her thru those painful moments*sad*

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These kids are cute for days! Lovely pics by the way. I love twins but I've always wanted triplets(in anyr ratio o,lol) but if I still see twins,who am I not to thank God? Na to born all comot at nce jare,no time,lol!
Taiwo has been away from the movie scene fr sometime now,be good to have her show face again,she's a good actress too.
Happy birthday to the ibejis!

Na me NL help pass o(you guys will never understand)
Came on board 2013 July or so(I'll check my profile later jare and come back to modify,lol)
Before then I'd been reading up as guest,I think it was my elder broda who told me about it or wether I stumbled upon the site then,really can't say which.
I've learnt a lot,shared my own experiences with many faceless people. I've made friends,been abused(by a few sha cos I dnt hav enemies here,lol am a friend to all)I've been able also been able to provide an avenue for my beads business. And yes I have made friends,I mean friends whom I will always be thankful to God for. Wonderful relationships built from on in here and still going fine. I've also gotten favours(financial,material,spiritual ,mentals infact gbogbo ti gbo hahahaha)
And yes one of my threads made FP albeit 6months after,lmao! But was worth it.
Infact NL is the best thing to happen to me next,after God!
God bless you seun,lalasticlala and other supermods and mods una well done.
And yes,I had a panic attack shortly after I registered in 2013 cos someone here needed to drive traffic to his blog or wether bbm channel(but trust me whoever you are you did me a whole lot of good,you will never know,God bless you for that small popularity you gave me,lol)
Then yes also,I was also almost scammed from this thread but God dissapointed that person. Infact ehn NL is a mix of all you can think o,but its the BEST!

You mean just 5cups of water each day and stretch mark fades away? Its unbelievable mbok! But if na true,I will drink 10cups so results will be faster,lol!
Seriosly I doubt dis claim. Maybe added with some oda regimer\routine ,maybe yes but not jus water. I've been religiously using raw ori bought from those elewe omo,mine hasn't disapeared fully despite been told ori works wonders.
I need something proven,that's all

Dis one? I go "borrow leg" run 440(my cabalar broda go say"I ko borrow deg drun"hahahaha.
See dem "ige" as e wide and rippling biceps. I go leave my shadow sef run,mbok I cannot fit to come and explain anytin o,lol!

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When I saw the thread,your name came to mind and I said I hope he's not the one becos I'd seen weda its dis same toopic or smtn similar wen u commented.
Ok quick one:I'd really like to see you cook those fried and jollof rice without a seasoning. Infact I'd like to taste it but because I dnt want tongues to wag(mak dem no say I dey upto smtn)mak I let d mata die. Dis tins are seasonings,it enhances the taste and overall outlook of the food. Yes this so called "maggi" has salt content but there are other thing used in making it that helps the taste of the food. If you had evn mentioned smtn like crayfish as a substitute or evn locust beans(those are the two that comes to mind)I for say ok.
Infact I need to eat that food u use only salt cook esp dat fried rice be4 I agree wit u sir,lol!

I sure will,thanks! And enjoy ur easter too!

Hahaha. Yes o. Twice(1st one I'd mentioned on ths forum b4) so I'll jus mention d 2nd one dat hapnd recently,infact last month in uyo.
I'd travelled to my hometown in uyo and had packed. my stuff to cm bak the next day. My aunt followed me to GTbank and I withdrew 10k,gave her 3k and was left wit 7k and 3k tucked in my purse smwer. Na so we enter itam market(dos in uyo shd knw)and I bought small tings hoping I'll spend max 3k to buy small items to bring bak t lagos. Naso I see one beta smoked fish,I come tk insid my tfare back to lagos(I'd budgeted 7k)tak buy d fish cos it was cheap,lol. In my mind I'll jus go and tak 2k more and add to cover up. I visited anoda "mummy" afta we left d market and I dashed her 1k(dos village pple can lament,lol)
And so I was left wit 3k(mind u bus is 5k,oda expenses I'd budgeted 2k)
Naim I bounce to d nearest ATM(unity bank along ikot ekpene) opened my purse and dipped hands to bring out my atm,I cldnt find it! And because I heard wonderful stories abt Itam market I was extra careful wit my purse. Naim I begin wonder weda dem charm am comot fr my purse. Then it struck me! I ddnt remove it in d morn wen I went to GTB. Infact I jus weak. This was past 5pm ,banks wld av closed no way I can evn go and reaaply for one or witdraw over d counter. Omo see fone calls,upon calls. My aunty I dashed 3k,na my front she spend 2k in d market,lol! She was sayin we'll see bus to lag for 3k(in my mind I was lik evn non AC bus is 4k,and I hav 3k,not evn enof for dat let alone buy water on d road and eat sef,lol)
Was one of my dear friend and sister in lag who did a transfer to my diamond bank(luckily I had dat atm wit me but no kobo in d acct) in lag. When I saw 3k alert I started singing korede bello's song o,hahaha. Na so my money rise up to 6k. And to crown it all up,one of my cousins whom I jus got to meet for d 1st time,dash me 1k dat morning afta boarding my bus(na so my money complete 7k back ,lol)
Till today I wonder how I wld hav left atm in d machine(mind u I'd called to hav dem block it quick to avoid stories dat touch,lol)
Happy easter NLers!

Hmmm dis Op u try o,lol! I was curios o but wen I starrted seeing the way u and halfricanadian(I got it abi)were conversing,I started evn suspecting both of u,lol! Ddnt evn knw she sef was oblivious of ur prank. Nice one sir,u doo well. Me sef don laff small here

Haba,you mean you had already parted with 30k before knowing this was scam? Gosh am so angry about this! Surely God will not allow all these scammers go unpunished! Desperate fraudsters! Anytin jus to mak money. Jus recently I got two seperate sms saying my card has been deactivated and I needed to call a Mr Charles to reactivate. The one I told I hvnt done my bvn hung up on me,lol! The other one asked wch bank I hav d deactivated card and I mentioned one bank I used in the past wit notin insid and no atm. Then he proceeded to ask me to check d frnt of d card and reel out the numbers wich started wit 5 but I said mine stats wit 3(of cos I had no atm to the acct and none in my hand,lol)the guy jus cut the call when I started laffing.
These pple ehn,notn dey won't do. Pls pple shdnt fally prey easily or at all to these scammers

seegun302003yahoocouk:
This scam happened to me and my cousin today. He called me from office today and told me all the gist. Unfortunately my car broke down and i couldn't follow him to airport. I called him after, he then told me he was asked to get one more to make 2 so that the bank draft which he saw alongside with the bank manager of Zenith at MM2, himself and honourable Usman Bello can materialized. Quickly i google his name and saw the scam. Thank you guys for not letting this info hidden. It was 30 thousand that we bought the chemical

And from glory to glory is where I am going to,I will get there in Jesus Name,Amen

pyyxxaro:
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Wow,dis is sad! Did an interview back in 2005 with him during my IT days with Daily Sun. Brilliant guy. Wasn't he d one who spear headed OJB Jezreel's fund raising then. God rest his soul o. Always funny wit that his abokish accent then ,featuring in Rugged man's video.