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Yeske:
Hello, Nice work you are doing. How much does this cost?

Awaiting your reply ma

choi! In my hometown of all places?! Looool. The devil is in trouble. Pls let the spiritual missiles also get to my village o cos we need to send some unrepentant witches and wizards packing for good.
Back to@ op , may God grant you a good job Amen. Ur efforts shall not be in vain. Uyo is dry mbok, spoke to my uncle days back jus lamenting and told me not to come cos no jobs. Udom pls if ur still gonna be the one there kindly provide jobs mbok! Sosongo.
Lastly, check my profile

Oh My Father! Sory but someone hang that witch (only a witch can do dis) by the neck till she stops breathing. This is inhumanly barbaric!

Yeske:
Hello, Nice work you are doing. How much does this cost?

Thanks alot. Pls contact me on 08020335477

Pls wat can one take for boosting ovulation as well as increase fertility? Also his discharge from nipples ,someone said its called galactoreal and that means the brain is sending signal that the body is pregnant. Something abt parlodel for treating it. Kindly assist pls. God bless

@nouvelle,tnx a lot ma,my head is swelling o. Dis one ur always at d #observation corner,hahahaha.
@siamia,Amen to the prayers.
@Toks2008,oga at d top,awon olori oko bambam,twale for u sir!wait sef why I com dey hail u so,looool!
@the rest,mak una pardon me. I'll use a laptop one day,stat from page one and take note of names here so I can call each by names,so for now I'm grouping all,lol.
To the new entrants,welcome to the group*kisses*

When you say put up pics for 10mins,and let's see you,I presume ur jus d only one online then to view. Not every follower of this thread wld be available on the thread then to see the person. I trust you to come up a diffrent option to enable every one be carried along. Dat for "10mins" no work for me and for many odas(not like I look up pple's profiles sha wen dey join,and if and wen I want to,I fit log in wen d 10mins don elapse jare)

Toks2008:
Tobmar and megn i welcome both of you and nice cool pics you have megn and you look so calm and Tobmar please make we see your face for at least 10mins

Hello lovelies! Happy sunday and happy new month to y'all. We tnk God for making us see d 1st of Nov and sunday of d month.
Welcome to all d new pple joining the thread,you're highly welcome.
@charlesamino der is also a dedicated whatsapp group u can be part of,created by @siamia who also opened this thread. The numver is in one of the pages,u can scroll back thru pages to get it.
Then to those of us who just wants to say things because God gav us mouth,mak una easy o,don't be judge dat God ddnt create u to be,let God be d judge. Certain things are meant to happne for a reason,dsnt mean u can act lik u also knw it all. Easy does it pls.
So let's jus be open and love ourselves cos its a one big happy family here,we dnt need bad blood and nasty requests,mbok! Lol
Enjy ur day.
@Toks2008 dearie,where art thou o? @DDshow,wats up@klassik u good? @nouvelle how are u ma? @lolu20,my gud frnd,how's it goin?
And to all,pls pardon me,lik a system I've not booted fully yet,been a hectic week\weekend . Am typing from sapele in Delta state,came for a trad weddin of a dear frnd and also to tap into the annointing too. May God grants us all our marital hearts desires speedily in Jesus name,Amen!
Love y'all

Whatever rocks your boat dear. May God crown ur efforts

Adeolaolumide:
I never came here to attack or mock anyone o. I am single too just because I don't av money to get my taste. So am working hard to get there. There's a reason we are single, and I try to predict based on my thoughts. Should I guess y u are single?

Good morning,house! Been a while I been here,travel things jare. Hope y'all doing gud. Its sanitation saturday,hope everyone is doing some cleaning? Please try o.
@Lolu,still trying to get your standpoint. I actually ddnt save your number when you reached out to me via whatsapp,lost the message else I wld hav tried calling. Honestly I'm also a bit confused by ur writeup as Toks said. And you seem bitter like a lady hurt you bad! Pls be calm o and dnt let anger mak u do regretable things. Just let it go.
Making reference to someone's single status and why such person isn't married for me is subtle mockery(to put it kindly)and words can produce negative effects on pple o @adeolaolumide(I hope you also don't attack me verbally for this post,lol)
Have a great weekend all!

Oga wait,are u or are u not dating this "married" woman?

lolu20:
I have a space, I hope dat woman will understand me.one of the qualities I like in her.@least,I can take dat out of her,and leave d rest for her husband.

@Ronke001 happiest bday dearie,wish you all of life's best. We officially welcome you to d 30s club. Abg I don dey crave cake since like who preggy,lol. So do well to send a nice chunk of cake to me mbok. Enjoy ur day dearie.
@Halexito,aight sweets,do hav a great day
@Torqque7 where art thou?

Hello lovelies! Goodmorn,hope ur night went well?
@DDshow wetin be set P? Abg ja mi sii ,lol!
@gratefulme40,tnx dearie. Hope you're doing great?plenty hugs for u
@halexito,whata gwan? Hope you're good
@siamia,sis mi mbok nsido?receive ur healing now in Jesus name,Amen!
@Toks2008,oga at d top,I full ground remain.
@all,do hav a thunderous thursday,love y'all

God be praised!

The struggle is real,may God help us.
Getting a good job in naija is war,not easy at all. And they say go into business,find smtn and do,don't be idle. Fine its good,securing fund however little to go into d business is anoda herculean task. And let's say d biz dsnt rquire startup fund,how soon can one find his or her feet steady in the business enof to stat reaping benefits,and within dat period how will dis so called jobless youth fend for his or herself? We can all see dat its indeed a hopeless situation. But one musnt give up. I got two younger siblings at home now,since dey cam bak frm nysc in July we've been scouting for jobs for dem,its becoming depressing I must say. Most times the pressure is much on me cos to a large extent I still try my best to cater for them(not an easy task o but with God)
Wish one can just get job easily without paying in cash or kind or knowing someone,everyone shd hav equal opportunity. Not you be 20yrs wit 5yrs work experinece,looool!
Abg no be advert o,but incase any job recruiter(s) is (are)viewing this thread mbok I got tow sibllings,one Bsc Chemical Engineering and one Bsc Accounting,both products of Uniben. Make una help una sister mbok,God bless.
And lastly:check my signature! *winks*

Hahahah! Never a dull moment! Engr Emma,you no dey change name. I've received countless such calls! Silly scammers. I even played along wit one. Dis one sef na phcn oga he giv me,dat d woman is a gud woman and will attend to me well. So at a point I said I agree wit him,dat I 1st tot it was one of dos 419 calls,and that set him off,lol! He started cursinh his family,abt aiyelala killing them,dat it shall not be well with them,bla bla bla! Who does dat?loool
Infact because of dem now,I suspect every unsaved nuber calling me,infact yday I almost ended d call frm an old fellow corper brother who I'd lost touch wit in a longtime. It was wen he said is dis not Uduak,that I said oga abg if u wan scam me,shift go front,he replied quick "I'm not a scammer o" hahaha. B4 he gav his name. Tnk God I ddnt abuse him o,jus d only scam word I said.
Do dis pple succedd,are nigerians gulible enof to fall for such cheap scam? Smh

Gudmorn house,how y'all doing? Hope your night went well?Thank God. Here's wishing us all a fruitful day*hugs and kisses*

Lol@damaged goods! God no go bring dem and me face to face,never has and never will in Jesus name,Amen.
I don tell u o,jus dey delay der. My broda na soja,navy abi airforce or men in black?u go beta begin pay am salary niyen(he evn kuku dey job hunt since he come bak frm nysc for July)e gud sef.Do hav a splendid day*hugs*

torqque7:
Haba sweetheart.. you are already breaking my heart when I have not come to steal u yet..hmm maybe I should pally with your younger brother so that he will protect my interest and chase all those suspicious snatchers.. hhmm a beg no waka anyhow go where them the rob o..u be like better Aje way go begin cry before them even shout or slap u..plss we don't want damaged goods so take care o,away from too much sun too..howz your day miss happy sunshine?

Sad,so sad! RIP to the dead

favoured234:
Na God save you..
He opens up to you about his life, he promises to change his ways, you advise him as a friend..
In my own case I had this "messiah complex" since you can be of help why not assist a friend that told you his most guided secret..
Then I went an extra length and got scammed

Hmm nawa o. May God deliver us

@halexito,my broda I jus live my life o. I do hav issues(trust me,a lot of down moments too) but will I come and pile it on someone's head here?No! I try to spread my happiness here too,u knw sprinkle d joy round. I cnt pick holes or fight someone or create trouble for no reason. Na matured minds we all be here jare. If my happiness radiates arnd and is able to affect pple here,by all means,I'll keep up the good work.
@Toks2008,o da o,e sha ma ko agidi b'ori bi fan emeka,lol(tribute to d late Gbenga adeboye in one of his funny recordings) eyin na e ma ni suuru ni igba mi jo,se gbo gbo oro oun ni e ma ma dahun ni?
@ddshow,how u dear,pls I like to knw hear dat story#suspense mode#lol
@klassik,dis my sweetheart,you hav gone quiet o,come and mak a post wen u see dis,amd waiting.
@torqque7,na ur hand e dey o. I don say mak u com see my "baba" na. Delay is dangerful o,lol! If person snatch me,u beta be ready to buy aso ebi for d wedding and you must attend,lol!
And then for those of us in Lag,esp working on d island,I specifically pray for you all,may God seal come upon you,exempting you from all evils. Spate of traffic robberis is increasing. Just got an info abt robberies arnd iyana oworo,3rd mainland bridge. I cover us with the blood of Jesus,we shall not lose our lives neither our valuables to dis dis daredevil men of the underworld,can I get an Amen!
Hav a splendid and fantabulous day(phew dat was an epistel sha,lol)

halexito:
Hmm.. Always so cheerful.
What is the secret, sweet?

Hello house! Una good evening o,hope the day went well? Lagos sun and heat is really draining me,I'm typing this lying on my back wit the standing fan stationed on me direct,lol!infact I need a serios vacation o,seriosly serios,lol!
@torqque7,ddshow,klassik,toks2008,joebecks,sparkles003,siamia,lolu20,halexito,nouvelle,and the new entrants,hope una dey fine? To those oldies whome I can't rememba their names make una pardon me mbok!hope y'all doin fine? *kisses*

Ok. Confirmed. This is Charles. You can take this to the bank. I think I agree with your ealier stance on unfollowing the thread. I rest my case.

chaz007:
Hian! It's stethoscope. And the doctors are not the only ones who use stethoscope. Nurses use it as well. This is a thread, not a clinic. Advice is welcomed from healthcare personnels.

chaz007:
Udysweet @ Can you please run through my posts from the very first beginning I signed up on nairaland. I expect an apology when you're done with it. Also, I tot a disclaimer was already made for ppl not to send PMs to any healthcare personnel on this thread. You'll be shocked to know that your LuckyG is a jambite. You can go through his thread as well. Now I can see it's a case of witch-hunting. FYI, chaz is a short for chinasa. I'm a RN on internship. Can we just end this melodrama. If unfollowing this thread wld put things in order, I'l gladly do dat.

"But Charles,keep to ur word stay out of sight. But again if am wrong and mentioning a wrong monikker(I very much doubt tho!) I greatly apologise"
I guess you must have skipped this part where an apology had been made beforehand(evn tho I knw I stated I doubted)
And I'm sure if you hav followed this thread you must hav also noticed d e-fights btw a "charles" and some members of this forum. So what u need do is try not to mak us tink its the same person!
As for the PM part I must have skipped that disclaimer part. And yes why I PMed,I'd sent several msgs wch were not replied hence d PM. No problem,once again my apologies. Pls try and convince pple on this thread because dey hav a mindset aldry. As for me I ddnt hav an issue so big and desperate to hav given d charles my mony. Insted I made him my frnd and advised him. That setlles it by the way,you don't need to unfollow. If you're genuine,keep doing the good work and more power to ur elbow or is stetoscope? Lol

@chaz007 these allegations are indeed very weighty and cannot be ignored. I've followed a few earlier threads where pple were throwing things at you wch by ur responses shows that you must hav been guilty of a few. And this ur moniker,even tho profile say female,shows you are the same person. Chaz cld hav come from charles wch is d name I know you by(remember I added you on my bbm and we chaTted for a while) and in d course of adding you up frm here to wen started chatting wit u and started seeing dos acussations been thrown at u,u opened up to me. You did tellme u had deactivated and wanted to get serios wit ur life and I dviced u to leav dis job to d professionals in d field as ur not actually qualified by experinece or by paper to handle such.
Pls I advise again,deactivate Charles and drop out of sight! Tak dat settling dwn u told me abt serios,stop tainting your name pls! I wish I still had ur number or bbm pin,I wld hav really taken tim to talk to you again. You can view thread as guest. I doubt btw d last time I chatted wit u and now,uav gone to medical school and qulaified!
Pls leav dis work to d pple who can, will you?
@LuckyG1 I nver got an answer to my question here and I PMed you and I never got a reply(I did mail you b4 abt my issues but lost d email wen I fixed my fone)anyway I will try again
But Charles,keep to ur word stay out of sight. But again if am wrong and mentioning a wrong monikker(I very much doubt tho!) I greatly apologise.

Easy Tok,easy!

Toks2008:
My brother i do understand you and i also understand that the Nigeria factor will surely mitigate against your quest to get a lady to love and cherish you cos apparently in Nigeria, many ladies will only love,appreciate and respect you based on the criterion that you can provide for the family especially the ones who do not have a tangible source of income.

But one intriguing prt that readily gets me confused is the way ladies advice men to pursue financial stability before getting a lady into their lives because the the pursuit of financial stability do not have a time tag so that means if it takes you 5years to get your dream job or get financially stable then your life must be on hold as regards getting on with the opposite sex and lets just say you get a good job,or get financially stable and you get a lady to marry ore date and then something happens to that finance or job i guess you will ask the lady to leave...

In view of all these sermon on the mount,i will advice that you remain resolute in pursuing your dream and also be on the look out for a financially independent lady meaning a lady that makes her own living not because you need a dime from her but you will have lesser pressure to cater for her and also have time to build yourself while maintaining a healthy affair.

If every Nigerian lady is waiting for a man to be financially ok before they get settled then things will certainly get out of hand. As a man please just get something doing and keep striving to get better and for the lady please do your best to be financially independent so that you can be with a man for the right reason and also allow him to pursue his dreams rather than hurriedly settle for a mediocre job that may enslave him all his life.

Let me stop here.

Good night everyone

Lol! As we never see any clergy. @Toks2008 fit join us jo and maybe finsh asst pastor join,lol. @Toks2008 were u dey na

torqque7:
No not like igala people are bad o,just they are the majority in kogi state and when you say you are from kogi people automatically assume you are igala..btw how far with the clergy man now and all the ase obi?lol

Hahaha! Igala pple bad? I don't evn knw d diff. Oya pull down d pic,I've seen ya face

torqque7:
:oigbo ke..lol you are the first to say that,usually people say I look Yoruba o..I am from kogi state btw,and no I am not igala Lol..

Loool! See jare. You look igbo,are u ?

torqque7:
lol..ok ma..done,but u self no gree show us your face too o,don't deprive the world the opportunity to see those lips

I ddnt see the pishure jo! Pls upload again. Or can send a whatsapp to my details?

torqque7:
hahaha yes pastor na waste of time but u know women always get to do what they want so somehow I feel that's what u want,for popsi shey he won't charge me plenty money for bride price o cos my plan was to sneak inside the compound and steal the cute monkey o silently lol,hmm thank you for the prayers,that is one of the qualities of a good wify..I have uploaded my pics but will take it down in a few mins..no yab me sha lol.

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