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Toks2008:
Oh my..udy my sweet akwa ibom lady how you dey?

"soirée"
I too like the above word,and I'm curioss to know what a soiree is ,abg @DDshow and @Tok2008 can I tag along? DD,I knw ur such a hun u won't say no&Toks na my paddy himself no go turn me dwn,loool!
Btw I'd like to see both of u against each other wit una grammar,I'm sure it'd be fun but I shd com wit my ear plug,jus incas my ear drums can't handle it,lol

Hahaha! Pele. I guess that was your "alarm" for you to wake up,lol! Dis our parents sef,nawa. I hope d kid sef ddnt offend o.
Oya go bak to bed. Morning sis,hav a great day

Bisjosh:
I dunno why parents flog their children mercilessly. Am angry cos that's what woke me up Ahan! Pesin no fit sleep again



Good morn beautiful people

Goodmorn lovelies! How's your night? TGIF!
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Hey people,good morning! I do hope our night went well? I guess most people are out on d road(esp for our lasgidi peeps)to work and our other business endeavours?Be safe pls and be alert(pickpockets and robbers are really vexing dis periods,so guards ur bags and pockets well)
Really wish I cld do a roll call dis morning but afraid I might omit some names,so mak una pardon me as I group every one.
@klassik,no be small o. Jah pikin,so tay @missbronze don catch d Jah rastafari bug,lol! Na only una waka come,so kontinuu,hahaha.
@Magneto,mbok help us send small of dat okpa come lagos via waybill. Ejo sir,lol! I've eaten dat thing a few times,and it was very nice esp wen hot but der are times I've bought and I want to cry,cos it was horrible! But I beliv dat one u guys are talking about,winks!
@Toks2008,if I no mention any,I must tuale u o. Infact I dey pray to see u soon,na for centre of road I go stand,stamp leg for ground,raise my two hands for air lik dos alayes wey wan tuale d "baba alaye" of every every(infact I wan go understudy some of dos agberos for my area,lool)hope u good dear?
@nouvelle,I must mention u too(esp now dat u want to go bak to d sidelines,because of ur status,lol)hop u gud sis?I read a bit of ur diary session,nice write up,infact am considering writing one too but erm......lol! Pls feel free to always mingle wit us(heck wen I get married and dis thread still on,I'll be visiting still jo,except una wan ban me,lol)
K guys,enough of my epistle. I wish you all,a great day and a wonderful weekend.*hugs and kisses,muah!*

Choi,all dis for me? Walai I'm singing *ori mi wu o,e la igi mo* lol. See choice of words,kai I'm feeling special,lol! I was gonna ask how come u knw d meaning of my name considering I never stated my full name on dis thread save for my moniker y'all knw me wit but I guess I knw were u got dat frm(I won't say,lol)
Funny enof I'm seeing dis in d morn,sso d sleep well part dsnt apply now,maybe I'll re read it at nite again,but why? Of cos I expet u to send anoda write up(who no lik beta tin,d poem dey totori me,lol)
On a more serios note,thanks dear for d kind words,God bles! Good morning hav a fab friday and a wonderful weekend!

magneto:
Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!

Hahahah,fear don catch am! Anyway its good to play ssafe to avoid stories at touch. Btw headache ws lastnite,jus beta today. We're bracing up for d harmattan evn tho I particularlyy dnt fancyy it(dries up my skin and then dust makes me sneeze plenty)but I gat no choice jare.
Heress wishing you a lovely nite rest.
@all,hope ur day went well? Y'all hav a pleasant nite rest ,swtdrms*hugs*

magneto:
My dear I thot of dat too so I'm gonna play it safe. I go take style observe my guy ride for like 2 days while I park mine (na him carry me go buy d fuel o )...any 'kpakam' sound or 'tuketuke' smoke, den I go deploy my standby hose and siphon the fuel for future research. One day don pass already and all seems to be in order so far...
As for the baff headache, eyah sorry ooo...na d over ripe harmattan sun wey dey toast person brain dey cause am. Just download 2 panadol like 10mins b4 u sleep, den think happy thots only till u drift off.....

Hahahaha ! Lol@man united

agarawu23:
See talk, not all men are dumb NA
For the man to drag you to court, he has the DNA confirmation.

Reunite ko manunited ni

Greedy ungrateful wife

magneto:
@udysweet - yes o, I have real super powers too. I can mend any broken heart with my magnetic charm

Abeg am interested in that super powers o,I need am gan,lol!

Hahhahahaha! Oga mi sir,ewo lo n sele?

Toks2008:
LOBATAN!

U gotta be kidding me?! U bought below pump price? Magneto mbok return d fule wit immediate alacrity,hahahah! I suspect the fuel o,don't let it cos more harm than good pls! Heard a gist frm a frnd whose frnd got fuel blaack market for 15k(above normal price for ecah litre o) jus so he cld go to work. And d result,he coughed out 800k to fix a knocked engine and evn afta dat d car never remained d same. Imagine wat he wld hav saved himself if e had jus kukuma called in sick at d ofice. Abg no dey try dat type risk jo,lol. As for d heat,I been don bathe sef,but for where? Sily tin made me hav a headache join sef,come b lik say when France begin bomb ISIS hideouts for Syria,lol! Have a great day dearie

magneto:
Yes o ma cherie, I've always been a survivor. I got wind of some underground fuel marketer who's been relieving tension for ppl in the know...got me a full tank and some to spare at an unbelievable rate of N65 per ltr! Tho I suspect d fuel is from an illegal refinery, but I no send o.

Sorry abt d heat luv, na to dey baff cold water steady be dat. Nothing like the soothing coolness of cold water running down ur sweaty, sticky, hot skin...aaaaah! After dat kain bathe u go forget say ppl like isis and boko haram dey exist!

Hahahaha. I suspect you're igbo,dem dey very business oriented,lol! Amen to your prayers,sis. Hope your day is goin well

gratefulme40:
lol....now it makes sense.

I am not in the group, never joined really.

But my prayer still stands...lol.

About tithe, we have to ascertain that your ministry is a fertile one. I am highly profit oriented, no gain, no tithe......lol

Hahahhahaha. No vex mbok,tot we were in d whatsapp group togeda? D dubai queen in d house? I knw the person was always referred to as Seun. Ha abg pardon me o if no be u,I don go mix up names,lol!
And by d way Amen o,mak d 00000s be in ur acct be to infinity behind d major digits,lol! But wen e hapn,send my cut unto "tithe" things*winks*
Swtdrms sis

gratefulme40:
Nne....expatiate @ bolded. Me? Seun in the group?

Hahahahah....Chineke biko oooo, make my account like seun's with many many 000000s in my acount balance. AMEN! lol


Nne, how are you?

Aaaawwwn,na wa for fuel ish o. Kpe(sorry in ibibio) abg mak d thing end quick o. Just came back from my church midweek service o,heat wan kill person(unto say praise things) and then no fuel sef to power gen! Naija we hail thee o,lol! Hope you sha managed to survive thru d day? Thank God

magneto:
Ufan mi, dis fuel tin no easy o. Dis afternoon I bought at 140 per litre. Diaris God sha...hope ur day was swell. Hugs and kisses ryt back at ya

Wait I don't get it,my enemy is barren,then all I can tink of is to go steal a child? That child is so not mine jus d one I can also adopt! Haba. I knw adoptions can be stressful frm wat I've heard,but isn't it beta than dis? Oga o. May God open d womb of every barren women ,Amen

Hello lovelies! A good morning to you. I trust our night went well? Thank God for a brand new day. Hope you guys aint feeling the fuel scarcity thing much?
Here's wishing you all a wonderful wednesday and a stressfree day today. Hugs and kisses!

Lol. U sef don turn observer ni? Good to know you're fine. Take care

lolu20:
@udysweet,I am around o.I just dey observe.

Hahahah! Don't mind DD,I go send -cane give am. How u been dear. Hope d day goin well?

halexito:
Awesomely blessed! Running 'Dshow' with honeyed love and lovely honey. You're 'polygamicious' lol

Wow. Lost for words

@nouvelle I no mind o,lol! How you been sis? I quite undertsnad why u ddnt want to join. But its still gud to hav u here,we cld use a bit of ur knowledge in marriage life so dat wen we too settle down (by His grace)we wld hav gotn som ideas to help our homes.
@klassik @DDshow @Toks2008 @Torqque7 @sparkles00@ @fourfunmi @gratefulme40(I presume seun on d group right) @Halexito @bleble(be able colleague in d biz,lol) @vivaciousvivi(I too lik dis name,lol) @Lolu20(were u put head) @magneto (u got super powers too,lik in d comic books,lol) @neoapocalypse(my resurfaced frnd,lol) @bisjosh(our new entrant) @missbronze(abg let's change it to diamond jo,lol) @sonofananimal @bluepearls @melsan @ucnwafor(anoda new entrant) and to @Op,I say a happy sunday to y'all.
@Toks2008,padi mi to sure ju,ema binu simi ejo sir,lol.
And finally,abg I no see Melish again,wat hapnd? I do hope she's ok tho?
I hope u guys hav prepared for d week ahead? Enjoy the remaining part of d weekend. Plenty kisses and hugs to y'all
PS: abg if I no mention ur name,don't be offended mbok,na oversight cause am(I never chop o cos my gas finish halfway and d fud no cook b4 e finish,so my eyes dey see tripple,loool)

peeparty:
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Yea Hope your good sha?

Am great dear. Happy weekend!

Hmm so much for love,dis my sweetheart. U disapiad frm d group,and of cos der was a limit to howmuch I cld ask of u in der,safety precautions,lol! And again I ran away o,dis time reasons were genuine o,no further comment. And if I ddnt mention u here now,u for no find me,chai am sad#heartbroken# I miss u plenty o,get intouch pls. And now na u wan punish me? Chai see as d tables hav turned,loool!

torqque7:
Hello sweetheart, how u dey na?hmm don't mind me I have bin a bit busy lately.. u ehnn u ran away again Abi?if I catch u ehnn its me that will give the punishment this time lol..miss you plenty o

Hahahaha,if na mama "udysweet"u do dis one foe, d kind beta konk u go receive ehn,u go see a galaxy of stars,hahahahaha. I love dis! Been seeing these "hello challenge " all over social media,I tink I'll go check out the song tthen,including dat of omawunmi.
Happy weekend guys,pls check my signature *winks*

Amen o! Ah thank God for your mum!

peeparty:
Mma Mma she will not die ijn..so sorry@bt your loss,almost took my mum too God pass dem.

Woah! Cancer is indeed a ravager,even when you have all the money in the world. Its only God who can heal because doctors can't keep you longer than what the cancer has prepared. Madam pls don't die o,I hate to see dat stupid illness take people jo,took my mum and I still feel bad thinking of the suffering she passed through! Stupid illness changes u completely like it jus did dis woman. Health is urs o,d terminal disease shall not terminate you IJN,Amen

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Where's everyone? Gone clubbing? Lool! @Toks2008 when did u turn frenchman? Je mai perlle francais? Et vous? Hahahah,abg mak I no get migraine.
Swtdrms pple*hugs*

fourfunmi glad to know that.
nouvelle i jus saw ur mention on the diaries section,lool. so u learnt MBOK from me? chai no go use am for oyinbo o,lol! If it were naija,u can just go in to any good nail place and come out wit nice looking nails. talking abt nails been a longtime i did one,maybe i'll try one soon.
bleble seems you re my colleague in beadmaking o but i am thinkin you into wireworks more right? nice one dear. halexito hows it goin?
pls oo i havent heard from Torqque7, pls reply lets know you are fine mbok
aight take care all,kisses

neoapocalypse:
I'm good dear , it's been a rough year but we are surviving. I'll never forget your name , remember I gave that name to you. I'll drop in from time to time as work permits

Glad to know that and glad to hear from you afta all dis while. Naija go beta o,and we're survivors. Don't worry I'm keeping d name esp because I love d meaning,lol! And pls do keep in touch,we're yet to have our question and answer session,remember? Have a fab day dear

Hahahahaha! Remember you! Geez,can't believe u still kept dis name for me! Lol! How have u been? Good to see u here too. Have a great day dear

neoapocalypse:
Ayomikun bawo ni , how's life with you ? Have a great day

I sure will! God bless

heavenet:
Good to hear that. Please keep me updated on your progress.

Aaaww,sory abt it. Its when you least expect,it turns up. Hapnd to me before. White gold bought during nysc. I tink I was looking for smtn to wear and out falls d chain! I jus went to sell it cos I was getn tired ,d tips were turning brown,big issues wit white gold esp if ur d type dat uses cream. So worry not u will see it sm dayy but if its all dos superstitions,I doubt dey work o. You can try sha,goodluck